The guys name was even trademarked. I thought he was quite a douche, no offense Noushbag.

Von Len wrote: Hello TXLAWMAN and all M.O.Ms,
I thought I would share an interesting MOM story that Me and TX Lawman Had a while back that cracked Me up.
Me and TX ran into each other on chat, after exchanging pleasantries We decided to do a game together, picked a server, and upon entering on the same side We had an enemy enter the game and do a grand presentation that went something like this:

Hello everyone I'm an official professional gaming instructor for Microsoft etc. etc.

Shortly thereafter, Me and TX approached the enemy base,
TX promptly shot dude down in very quick fashion,
We bombed the you know what out of his base, and as We were leaving I couldn't help Myself and said:

"TX is a certified M.O.M",

TX then immediately adds,

"The only brand that counts"

Then dude said, Sorry everyone I have to go I have official business.

Personally I found the situation very amusing for quite sometime afterwards, and now that I'm on the forum I thought Maybe some other MOMs May see the humor.
Have a good one TX, hope to see you again soon.
Arlen/Von Len

bellsaj wrote: I'm sorry guys, but what happened?
5-0 to Finland.

Our team was already on the plane heading home .... I think they grabbed some guys off the street and threw them out on the ice.
That was a painful game to watch.

Doesn't Dogfight become more fun, the longer you play it?

'Connection lost.....'


In a dogfight mission, some new player asked
me to shoot him, so he could drive across the bridge in a tank.
I gladly 'helped him along', so to speak.
Wished him luck and told him not to get wet....
'I won't!' He replied.
He clearly had not checked if I still had a bomb, and a weired sence of humor!

Rudolf Rednose wrote: Doesn't Dogfight become more fun, the longer you play it?

'Connection lost.....'


In a dogfight mission, some new player asked
me to shoot him, so he could drive across the bridge in a tank.
I gladly 'helped him along', so to speak.
Wished him luck and told him not to get wet....
'I won't!' He replied.
He clearly had not checked if I still had a bomb, and a weired sence of humor!

you are definately hilarious Rudolph, I think the young guns need swimming lessons every now and then....two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing"....hahaha.

Currently im en route to work, got an epic song on repeat. "Humble Neighbourhoods" by pink....kinda makes me relate the song to all of us with lyrics like......

"Here we go, dont you know, hit the floor, run for cover...flew around the world about 50 times over"

"Here we go, hit the road, were the ones that make it crazy, mix it up, try luck, this aint time to get lazy, meetin at 11 in the hotel lobby (sc?) Same faces, different places, never knowing where were going....so im damned, gonna die but it wont be from boredom, if you got the skills I suggest that you throw down, meet us at thr spot where theres gonna be a showdown, know you cant rock the bus (mom) so you better cool down"

im not a big fan of Pink but this one is a good one!

Just spotted in the rankings that Wig cracked 100,000 kills!! Congratulations wig!

Donm775 wrote: Just spotted in the rankings that Wig cracked 100,000 kills!! Congratulations wig!

we are all proud of you Rick, you are running away with the top spot like a scalded cat! I feel privelidged to be on the list of deads (many times)

Donm775 wrote: Just spotted in the rankings that Wig cracked 100,000 kills!! Congratulations wig!

GRATZ BOSS!!!

U MOMs are awesome players!!! And good ppl too!!!

Way to go Boss! Bet you wish you had a nickel for each one of those eh? Hmmm a cool 5 g's

You know you're kicking some when the screams of cheater begin (..next time I'll call for a waaaambulance..)

Sorry YEMX, I tried to switch but couldn't get back to your game to give you a hand

Photo bombed myself!!!
Bahahhahhhh

hansone wrote: You know you're kicking some when the screams of cheater begin (..next time I'll call for a waaaambulance..)

Sorry YEMX, I tried to switch but couldn't get back to your game to give you a hand

All good hans!! Long long game, but we won!

Thanks for the kind words, M.O.Ms! When a player like Brian sets the bar as high as he does it's a victory just keeping up there with him.

Anyone taken a Top 100 headcount lately? Last time I looked 34 of the Top 100 Dogfight players fly the Mean Old Skies, 13 of the top 25. And several M.O.Ms are knocking at the door.

I'm prouder of you all, multiplied by a lot more than 34 and based upon a lot more than rank, than you could ever be of me.

Viva M.O.M!

--w--

Hi all. Well finally made level 29. Any of you MORAFs have any advice for a poor old pilot. Seems to be taking me forever to get up there. Got close to my first 100 kill game. Baby is giving me a little more time to fly. So im hoping to get 30!soon.

Davy, sorry I lost connection earlier, that was an easy game and we were dominant!
(Dont tell anyone that the only enemy we had got scared and left - lets keep it between ourselves)

Ok gentlemen and not so gentle men.....in around 9-10 hours il be upping my score, im annoyed that ive not been able to put any morw than half an hour a day into the game, so as tomorrow is my day off im going to try to get the 40-odd thousand pounts to get to my next level up. One day im gonna grow up to be a moraf but currently im only the half-time orange guy. A word of warning ....im going in hard and taking no prisoners so I wont swap sides etc, il stick to rule 11 in free for all but otherwise red is fair game no matter what (some more than others - personal joke that wig will understand). (obviously without spawnkilling etc)

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Hey, could someone help me out? I can't quite figure out how to set up my banner. I've tried it on my laptop and iPad. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, I dunno.

[]JoeChisten[] wrote: Hey, could someone help me out? I can't quite figure out how to set up my banner. I've tried it on my laptop and iPad. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, I dunno.

hi Joe,
try to paste the IMG link of this image in your signature:

See You.

[]JoeChisten[] wrote: Hey, could someone help me out? I can't quite figure out how to set up my banner. I've tried it on my laptop and iPad. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, I dunno.

Check your inbox Joe ive pm'd you - hope it helps.

What M.O.M needs is MORE-RAFS. And what M.O.M needs, M.O.M gets:

Congratulations, Von Len! Yours has been quite possibly the quickest flip from Level "Who?" to Level 32! Welcome to the MC, mah bru! Here's your new patch, also the fastest turnaround ever...

Another splash of Dead Red red on the M.O.M roster!

Sir Wig of bomb, . Wig, Boss, Rick.

We the members of M.O.M herby issue you with a certifiable certificate of certifiability.



Congratulations are due and our condolences to all who are on . Wig's kill list.

all our love

M.O.M

Anthony, my friend, I'm deeply, deeply touched. But then, that's pretty much the point you were making.

Does that mean that Wig now is a dreadful F-bomb!?!

bellsaj wrote: Does that mean that Wig now is a dreadful F-bomb!?!

well he drops the bomb on f-users

Oh, I've dropped my share of in-game F-bombs, make no mistake about that. I like to think that I do it with enough panache to make it palatable, but,,,nah.

Hi and sorry for the intrusion, just wanted to congratulate Sir Wig.
About the Wig's kill list, mmmm i think i need the condolences...

Big W!
Thank you so much!, I really appreciate it, Your words Mean a lot to Me My friend!
Take care Master of the Sky!
M.O.M!!!!!!!
Arlen/Von Len

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