Wigbomb wrote: Happy February, M.O.Ms! It's that time again...
This month's new M.O.M day is a red letter occasion for me; among our three new MOMrades is a friend and Ace I've been trying to lure into our web for at least a year, along with a promising new Prodigy and a great new contributor to our thread who's also a great player:
INoSpeakAmericano
. Sgt. York!
Primal
Your new home's the MOModrome!
Americano is one of those annoying kids who knows more about computery stuff than you and I will ever know. He's promised to overclock every one of our devices so we can kick the collective ass of everyone in Dogf...oh...wait...we already do! So, he can learn ya's how to Twit yer Tweeter. #@cool!
York, aside from being the most decorated soldier in WWI who never saw the inside of a plane, is someone with whom we're already familiar from his recent posts here. He's already like family...now he can throw out the "like"!
Last but certainly not least since he's been first on my list for at least a year, M.O.M's newest MORAF, Primal, is as nice a guy as will ever shred you in red. I couldn't be more pleased to have him having to adhere to Rule 11! I've been waiting a while and a half to say...welcome, P!
Happy early Valemtimes, M.O.Ms!
Now then, who wants CAKE?
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Apologies for a belated welcome, newest MOMsters, to the squad, otherwise known as the momentous señores, in some circles.
The lag in processing your
initiation ritual new-member orientation was caused by snow storms last week that delayed the return of the folks in HR from a corporate
brainwashing retreat. Please forgive them. They are still recuperating from
the sodium pentothal and electroshock sessions jetlag.
Anyhoo ... As per usual, please report to Human Resources, Room 6, at 0300, for the obligatory
marathon re -screening of the
XXII Winter Olympics opening ceremonies
orientation class.