Had a couple of folks ask me last night, during a game, about the Tony Bennett Concert that Judy gave me for my birthday.

It was amazing! That man has so much class. I can only wish I am that gracious when I get older.

He sang "Happy Birthday" to me (it was thrilling to hear 400 people join in) and then capped it off by coming to the house for cocktails and a light dinner. (He likes his Grey Goose and LOVES lobster). I haven't felt that special in a long time.

Thank you, Judy!

He even brought his pianist and sang for and with me in the music room. He was better.

Judy took pics and I'll post a couple later, if you'd like.
She said she's doing something special with them.

And, thank you to those that sent warm wishes.

DF folks are special.

For my lovely friend Judy.
I don't deserve you in my life. Because of you....I am blessed.


$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS3KR9DD-_w&sns=em
Remove $$ to use. Use the $$ to show someone you love them.

You, too, will be blessed.

Sing to your honey...You don't have to sing well. (You'll get LOVER points)

Sorry again about that FFA, Brian. I swear sometimes it gets to be a big red blurr. Lol

I'm sorry if I made ​​you a bit puzzled Randy.
I ran some two-handed one handed games
Just for the sake of confusion

Hey Parrot, I need to straighten you out on a few things:

a) You have as much voice in M.O.M as any of us. The Star Chamber is a bunch of accountants in a subterranean fluorescent lit pool of cubicles trying to keep track of payable recruits and receivable recruits. No, we have never paid a recruit. A team jacket and a spaghetti dinner as a signing bonus, maybe, but that's as lucrative as M.O.M gets. (points for anyone who recognizes the jacket/spaghetti sub-reference) Every M.O.M has a vote and every M.O.M's vote counts equally. If you say "OUT" about a player that player is out until such time as you change your opinion, if ever.

2) Next time we're in a BTC together I expect you to teamkill me into a tank. The only thing carved in stone in M.O.M is that we're all generally stoned.

III) Mashed potatoes will conform to the shape of your eye much more effectively than a raw spud. A nice Au Gratin works, too. Try Stouffer's if you don't cook. But be sure to let stand for two minutes after removing from the microwave before applying to eye.

--w--

Great game BELL on that capture carrier game. I also played against joechisten, i thought he was pretty good, sociable and has potential.

Hey Parrot, A farmer a long long time ago. In a hay field far far away. Told me to pee on it. It'll get better.... I know what your thinkin...... But hey, may be worth a try......

If you do, and are able......... I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.....

And that farmer never existed.....

Miss you WIG! Hope you are doing well.

dentinhead wrote: Hey Parrot, A farmer a long long time ago. In a hay field far far away. Told me to pee on it. It'll get better.... I know what your thinkin...... But hey, may be worth a try......

If you do, and are able......... I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.....

And that farmer never existed.....

Wait just a second!
I find this a little hard to believe. How in the world can someone get a farmer to pee on your face if he never existed? Im just not buying it!


Well will fake farmer pee help with my difficulties at shooting?

I'm changing my game name to Fake Farmer Pee. Please don't shoot me as a MOMpostor.

M.O.M is in Labor (Day) Again!

Happy holiday weekend, y'mooks! Here's a special delivery from us to ourselves:

I could not be more pleased to announce the return of a founding M.O.M: SB467 will be flying his M.O.M tag soon! SB is, as I've gone on record with many times, the most formidable dogfighter I know. He is among our game's true litterateurs and as nice a person as you'll meet in here. That he's also one of the first players to be "in" this squadron but has not been active since about day two makes this announcement especially gratifying.

I'm also as pleased as a punch to welcome to the family a brand new bouncing mean old man; our good friend RoyMay is a M.O.M! From that friendlier, better governed and generally much more pleasant fantasy realm to the North, our new MOMrade's name is a hybrid of the two Canadian pilots who were chasing Manfred Von Richtofen when he was killed. Expect the same result if you ever let our Roy gain a similar advantage on you! Expect a great new brother in tiny digital arms if you chat him up, which I highly recommend you do.

SB467, RoyMay...and a third new September-member of bigtime proportions (his skill, not his actual size fercrissakes) to be announced soon!

Happy Labor Day, M.O.Ms! Buy a cigar and have it on me!

--w--

Thanks, Wig and I second all of that! SB's reputation speaks for itself. Roy May I know from first hand is a great guy.

Canadian M.O.M in action? Hummmm?

Justin Bieber got in quite the predicament Friday night when the singer was attacked by a partier at a Toronto nightclub.
The scuffle -- caught on camera -- happened at 3 a.m. when the 19-year-old entertainer left his VIP section to interact with other people in the room. A male charged at the "As Long As You Love Me" singer and security immediately rushed in to the manage the situation. The attacker was kicked out of the club and the police were not called.


DAVY....Are you in Egypt?
CAIRO (AP) — In a case that ruffled feathers in Egypt, authorities have detained a migratory bird that a citizen suspected of being a spy.
A man (DAVYCROCHET) in Egypt's Qena governorate, some 450 kilometers (280 miles) southeast of Cairo, found the suspicious bird among four others near his home and brought them to a police station Friday, said Mohammed Kamal, the head of the security in the region.
There, officers and the man puzzled over the electronic device attached to the suspected winged infiltrator.

I hade a little time over earlier this week and felt I hade to do something else then to play DF (I know thats cracy)
This is what I did.

Welcome back SB467 and welcome RoyMay. Nice to see another Canuck wearing the tag. Both of you are great pilots and a welcome addition to our little funny farm. Hoping apple update hurries up. I feel naked with out my squad tag. Oh wait, never mind, i am not wearing pants. Labour day is being celebrated in North America. A nice long weekend. Was curious if it is celebrated on the other side of the pond. .?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Canadian M.O.M in action? Hummmm?

Justin Bieber got in quite the predicament Friday night when the singer was attacked by a partier at a Toronto nightclub.
The scuffle -- caught on camera -- happened at 3 a.m. when the 19-year-old entertainer left his VIP section to interact with other people in the room. A male charged at the "As Long As You Love Me" singer and security immediately rushed in to the manage the situation. The attacker was kicked out of the club and the police were not called.


DAVY....Are you in Egypt?
CAIRO (AP) — In a case that ruffled feathers in Egypt, authorities have detained a migratory bird that a citizen suspected of being a spy.
A man (DAVYCROCHET) in Egypt's Qena governorate, some 450 kilometers (280 miles) southeast of Cairo, found the suspicious bird among four others near his home and brought them to a police station Friday, said Mohammed Kamal, the head of the security in the region.
There, officers and the man puzzled over the electronic device attached to the suspected winged infiltrator.

Oh great, not only do i have to worry about the black HELOS and SUVs but now i have to worry about birds. I just say a robin fly by.

I have a bird feeder outside, i just went and tore it down, I had the feeling they were all sitting there pretending to be eating however they were staring at me through the window, well not no more. My shotgun took out about about a dozen them.

Makes me wonder about my squirrel feeder now.

Welcome to M.O.M SB and Ray.
I hope you survive that you will enjoy your first apointment in the MOMhouse.

Bopes... be nice

Hi everybody!

Thanks for the welcome, Wig, Oedius, and Clay. I'd like to thank all those MOMbers who invited me to join M.O.M. -- especially Bellsaj -- and a special thanks to the M.O.M. leadership for bestowing the homour of MOMdom upon me.

I will do my best to live up to the ideals of the group and endeavour to make you all feel profound embarrasment and regret that you welcomed me Into the fold.

Yes, my name is a compilation of Roy Brown and Wop May. The story behind their participation in the demise of the Red Baron is a cool one. Wop May was new to the squadron and his commander (and Edmonton school chum) Roy Brown told him to fly above the fight and observe. It so happens that Richtoven's cousin was observing from above as well, and Wop May in his desire to get killing, chased the enemy noobie. Richtoven saw this and came to his cousin's aid, followed closely by Roy Brown.

May figured out who was on his tail and hightailed it back to safety, squirming and weaving as he went.

Picture, if you will, the sight of May in evasive mode followed by a riled up German Ace; at the tail end of this one-sided dogfight was Roy Brown, trying to shoot down his friend's attacker. They flew low over the Allied trenches in a sector held by the Australians. Within minutes the Red Baron was mortally wounded but managed to land his plane before expiring.

Brown was credited for the kill but it's now accepted that it was Australian machine gunners who fired the decisive shot.

Now, someone direct me to the booze and bikini clad groupies....

Davy, the birds heard about the bear. You know howI know? Do ya? Wanna guess?

Sorry Davy they are wayyyyy past that.

BELL, NICE CROSSES.

YELSNIT, YES I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW

KEVY, STOP IT IM GETTING PARANOID

RON MAY, WELCOME TO MOM, DO YOU WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT

CLAYGOD, IS CANADA SPYING ON THE USA.

I JUST FOUND A FLEE ON THE DOG, I THINK IT WAS LOOKING AT ME.

DOES PARROTHEAD LIKE ME NOW.

Tad here,

decided to check in on the forum after a few days' absence and saw the news of the new MOMrades; congratulations on getting in guys!! I've flown with both of you and am amazed by your skill and respect for others. I think you'll make good MOMs and hope to see you in the skies soon.


In other news, I think I have a cult forming; can't put up a photo since I'm using my phone, but spotted a new guy today by then name of "cat of doom"

Hmmmmm......

Anyways happy labor day weekend for all of you who celebrate it. If you don't get it off, that sucks, and we pity you. I'll be sure to tell someone to save you guys some cake.

Taddy out

Hey does anyone know why schei stopped playing i forgot and im not looking through 500 pages of cake and stuff

Congratulations to the new M.O.Ms and the "Old" M.O.M's return.

Hey Parrott I worked on the punctuation.... is it rite?

I haven't played for a few days due to gambling money on football players (fantasy football).
Plus, smacked a mosquito the other day and some how got a splinter of air/space grade titanium in my hand. It got infected I guess and the Dr said he needed to keep me overnight for evaluation for homeland security reasons. Davy, does this make any since to you?

Anyhow I have heard V.A. Tech released birds around here to take care of the mosquito infestation that is going on here.

Hopefully those birds and the birds mentioned earlier aren't the same. But with the phone records being what they are and the number of extremely aggrivated people on phones now I'm not sure.


What's next. OH!!! Google 2 suns setting in Roanoke.

Maybe YouTube.

These people around here thought we had 2 sunsets. Ha ha

They didn't realise that "certain government officials" tried an experiment.

The other one had to be a refraction of light off certain solar flares slowed down by time and gravity.
They are working on making it look like a nuclear strike. I think.

Thanks for opening my mind Davy.

And sorry for those that I left abruptly. I don't like a screwd up game. And I am having a stay connected issue in good ones.
Shower, shave, and then dogfight again.

Welcome back, SB, and a big MOM hug to welcome Ron May. Always good to see MOM' s in the corral....

Hey moms!!!

The results of the "devices poll" are in!!
So stop by the gossip page and check it out!

You guy helped make it happen! Thanks!

Thanks to fox, excellent poll

Good morning MOMS

How do I get my banner back, i feel nude.

Davy, sure you don't mean "nekkid?" I recall a southern humorist who defined that as, "naked, but you're up to something..."

Firstly, y'all suck! Any idea how hard it is to catch up on 50+ posts with one good eye on damn phone?!?!

Next, Bea, I believe you're referring to Lewis Grizzard. Wildly funny author and columnist. I believe he's passed away now, but a real funny guy. I quoted him in a game a while back, but I'm afraid nobody got the reference, "aim low boys they're riding shetland ponies". Oh well... He also wrote, "Don't bend over in the garden Granny. Them taters have eyes".

Speaking of taters... I haven't tried the potatoe patch, but the eye's cleared up a little. At least it doesn't look quite so much like a shiner now. Back to the Doc tomorrow (sick day? DogFight? Hmmm). Dent, we're square man. By the way, I think the pee thing only works if a tater farmer. I'll research that and get back to ya.

Davy, sorry man... I didn't expect whoever it is that reads the post to you to actually tell you what I wrote. (Really... I love you man!!!.... Really)

SB... I thought you might be coming 'round. Just had a feeling... Wink wink. Anybody else remember my post of a few days ago about a long lost M.O.M? RoyMay... Didn't even know you were considering or being considered. Welcome all the same. Love flying with you.

Wig! Hell NOOOO. I don't want no say. Too much responsibility for me. I've said my peace and leave it up to y'all in the SC. You think that boy or anyone else deserves a shot, go for it. I usually have no idea who's applied anyway (RoyMay is a good case in point). I'm not in the least put off or out of sorts, regardless of the tone with which you choose to read this.

K, keep trying dude, but if you don't have it by now, you're probably not going to get it. Love you anyway.

Had a good weekend fishing with the boys and didn't fly at all. Got some catching up to do. A sick day tomorrow may mean MORAF, though.

A big welcome to Roy May and a big big welcome to an old established MOM, even though he didnt know it, welcome back SB.
Now I know I'm flying naked but will you all stop shooting me down in dogfight! Pretty please, or I shall be forced to to turn the sheep out to pasture in your bedroom......oh wait! there's one or two here who might like that idea