Blue Max Young wrote: Man O man this thing is laggy tonight. My head is pounding and the lag is bad. See you fellas tomorrow.

Sometimes I wonder if we're more concerned over the spider in front of us than the lion behind us.

Davy Translation:

Why do we care about squads when the game is so laggy and a server is down?

Martin Translation:

:@*4&(^# (#&4@ ^4&@* *(*&<4#@?

Paul Translation:

Life is wonderful. Enjoy every experience.

Big Tex Translation:

I got nothing.

Dogss Translation:

Fix the motherf'ing servers!

Big Tex wrote:

M4rtin wrote: Played a couple of games over the weekend, shot a 12 volt battery thinking it was the electrician guy or the magician who made all the red bases disappear. Then tagged along with the portable battery and his com-padre in Arms Blue for a couple of real quick wins. Thanks guys that was a lot of fun.

Then last night decided with all the lag to give another shot at a couple of games and ended up in a BTC with Yemexeerrss.

It was he and I and a couple of other blues against the big red wall. Yemx tanks their carrier down to about 70% when our teammate mistakenly takes him out and red wall flows in. Game goes on for a bit, Mr. Clay God himself shows up as red, and the wall becomes even tougher. No one is getting any hits on our carrier(it is at 100%) and our side is not making any further dents in their's.

So I go down in of those quick double taps, Yup, you gussedd it, I fubared it to the quit button. I try getting back into game as quick as I can, I have a really great shot at doing this now since the middle server is down. It takes me what seems like an eternity to get back into game, guess which side I come in at, Yup, you guessed it , Uggghhh, I say. Took me a long time to find this game, so I am afraid to loose the game that I was in. I take a peak at the sides, all even, so I proceed with Clay et al now to attack my old side. Both carriers at same percentage as when I left. Theirs at 90%, ours is at 60% or 50%.

So on the attack we go, bam bam bam bam, get hit , I get into tank, another teammate gets shot goes into tank. We are now pounding their carrier, clay is shooting the reds which are trying to get us in the tanks after he dropped a whopper on their carrier. All of a sudden I read Yemx bomb carrier in red, I am like ahh who cares, one bomb we still have 40% or 30% left. We get their carrier down to about 40, then 30%, then 20%, see Yemx bomb carrier, I am like what the??

Ohh scheit, he is in a tank, now it down to the wire, we have them down to 20%, I am like we can do this, then I see Yemx bomb carrier roll like credits....

Dangg Yemmmxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Nicely done

I want the same range finder fitted out for my tank please.

Thanks Highlander! I was able to make it over to drop a bomb and then quickly shot down. Well what do you know a tank sitting right next the the carrier (range finder was not needed hehehe) I saw you guys plucking away at our beautiful carrier so in a blind rage after you running to the Evil Red Side, I took out my anger on your carrier!! Funny I though it may have taked you guys by suprise! Trust me it was alot of luck down to the wire, but also alot of fun like always! I only learned the tank because you guys would never let me fly bunch of bullies!
Have a great day!

Yuppy!!!!
I am now an official M.O.M. member again

Guys I need a little help, I need to build a personal web site. If any of you can help me out, please PM me. My thanks in advance

ParrotHead wrote:

fox#1 wrote: Hey parrot head. .....
Haven't seen you in a bird's life
You playing much?

Yeah I've played more this weekend than in a month or so. Before that I was on vacation and busy at work. So not much flying. I saw you the other day, but was flying under an alias, maybe Frank Bama or 12 Volt Man.

Davy.... Huh?

Good to hear that your back In the game!
Ps... you should have chosen the name "war puppies"!
Lol (remember that)?

Took a walk down memorylane, tis is what I found.




Those where the days...
Remember a game I played with WhatUp.
It was a zep game (my wery first zep)
He was all excited "I know where to hit it"

You'r in MY spot Noush

I took a little break... ended up in # 278

The new join-a-squad system is now in place. Not complete and fully functioning, but enough that we can begin getting M.O.Ms tagged and back into the in-game squad.

So far these members have requested (in the updated menu screen) to join:

oedius
KA5EY
Yakuza
T man
KTtheo
RacinMadness

You should all now be showing as members of M.O.M. If not, let me know.

Bellsaj and RiC0 have also requested to join but their requests appear not to have gotten through. We're working on them.

Expect that this new system will produce a major, steady influx of players requesting to join M.O.M. Here are the unfamiliar names who've entered requests today...let me know if any of them is an alias for a M.O.M or someone you know:

the BLUE TICK
famous
Blue Caesar
justintreeman

If you haven't installed today's most recent update be sure to do so asap.

Rw

The Tick is Legendofkane. Michael is 30 on top 100.

SPOON !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved the Tick cartoon.

. Wigbomb wrote: The new join-a-squad system is now in place. Not complete and fully functioning, but enough that we can begin getting M.O.Ms tagged and back into the in-game squad.

So far these members have requested (in the updated menu screen) to join:

oedius
KA5EY
Yakuza
T man
KTtheo
RacinMadness

You should all now be showing as members of M.O.M. If not, let me know.

Bellsaj and RiC0 have also requested to join but their requests appear not to have gotten through. We're working on them.

Expect that this new system will produce a major, steady influx of players requesting to join M.O.M. Here are the unfamiliar names who've entered requests today...let me know if any of them is an alias for a M.O.M or someone you know:

the BLUE TICK
famous
Blue Caesar
justintreeman

If you haven't installed today's most recent update be sure to do so asap.

Rw

I have new update and requested. As we discussed in the game earlier. Looks like I'm lost, too.

Yep, afraid so, Zandor. No sign of your request. And no longer any sign of Tick/Michael's. His has vanished along with the others I listed; only justintreeman is still pending. o.O

Brian257 requested and rejoined. At this rate we're batting about .500. Good for baseball, bad for M.O.M.

Wig I requested to join MOM. Still waiting. Thanks.

I haven't requested to join cause i don't have any update.

NOUSH, SKUNKOIL, and please forgive me for the other names i just cant remember right now. GREAT GAME LAST NIGHT. Lasted probably 3 hours or longer, well after midnight anyhow. Wife went to bed alone, NOT TALKING MUCH AGAIN.

Dog had to poop but i couldn't leave the ipad so he pooped on the kitchen floor, the CAT decided to start knocking it around like a ball so i had to jump up and throw a towel over it.

Went to bed immediately after game, lol, after regaining blood flow to rear end lol.

DO I NEED TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A MOM AGAIN, OR WAIT UNTILL I GET THE NEW UPDATE?

Back from the wilds of Minnesota, but apparently no update...am I a MOM? Any and all insights appreciated!

btschuman wrote: Back from the wilds of Minnesota, but apparently no update...am I a MOM? Any and all insights appreciated!

Undercover MOM.

Welcome Back Tom! Did you get pics, piccss, picccs and more picccsss please.

Okay form my limited understanding on this new squad re-joining system, it is apparently in the world map where you pick your servers to play on. It looks like you hit join squad/switch squad like before how we used to do it in the tools section, but now it is contained in this world map area. Rick said he gets the request for a person to join and he will either yay it or nay it. I understand their is also now some sort of psychological evaluation involved. It seems the only ones who have the update are the android/I think widows users. If you are an apple user the update most likely will be this coming Monday. This is how I understand how this new system works. So for now a lot of us are flying naked

M4rtin, i do not appreciate the fact that you know I fly around naked. How do you know that, are you with the government.

The SC knows everything, sees everything, we are the government within the government......now about your last tax return, a few questions....

So I was doing some fencing yesterday and it was so hot I thought I'd take a nap in this big field of buttercups, I awoke to this beautiful woman and she said she was the buttercup fairy and she was giving me a life time supply of butter, so I looked at her, blinked a few times and said I knew that I should've takin a nap by the pussywillows ... OK I'm outta here

KMAN
"So I was doing some fencing yesterday and it was so hot I thought I'd take a nap in this big field of buttercups, I awoke to this beautiful woman and she said she was the buttercup fairy and she was giving me a life time supply of butter, so I looked at her, blinked a few times and said I knew that I should've takin a nap by the pussywillows ... OK I'm outta here."

NOW...what would you do with a lifetime supply of willows?

When fencing do you wear the MISFIT TIGHTS? (Manty-Panties with your sword?)

John Wayne just rolled over in his grave...with a limp and a skip!

Davy Crockett wrote: PAUL, your first thought in the morning should always be of me. Always, and that goes for the rest of ya all also.

You have to watch out for them their black HELOS. I make and sell a devise called the bdu-483. It's purpose is to shield you from the HELOS radar and phycho waves. Everone should have one. It's only $89.99. Just send me a check or money order.

It delights me to know you are thinking about me

At home this morning and guess what? Yep! Two black helicopters.

I thought of you.

Door bell rang. 6 black-suits.

I thought of you.

It seems VP BIDEN is due here tomorrow..if his son is better.
My house is in view of his visit. They asked a lot of questions.

Do I know anyone that is "crazy"?

I thought of you.

Do I know anyone that is paranoid?

I thought of you.

Do I know any one that can shoot straight?

I thought of you.

They want a sniper team on my roof.

I thought of you.

DUCK! AND ROLL!

I'M THINKING OF YOU!

Has any one invited Manfred to MOM?

Manny if you read this, I'm inviting you. Apply now and you will be in the squad before me.

k man wrote: So I was doing some fencing yesterday and it was so hot I thought I'd take a nap in this big field of buttercups, I awoke to this beautiful woman and she said she was the buttercup fairy and she was giving me a life time supply of butter, so I looked at her, blinked a few times and said I knew that I should've takin a nap by the pussywillows ... OK I'm outta here

DAVY says, yeah but what could you possibly want with a lifetime of cats hanging around? Think of your food bill.

Davy I so hate my phone right now.
As usually it quit on me and I wasn't able to get back.
It was a really good game and I'm very sorry that my stupid phone booted me out.

Blue Max Young wrote: Has any one invited Manfred to MOM?

Manny if you read this, I'm inviting you. Apply now and you will be in the squad before me.

Ya cant have Manfred without Jacklope...so here's my first invite

Captain Noushbag wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Has any one invited Manfred to MOM?

Manny if you read this, I'm inviting you. Apply now and you will be in the squad before me.

Ya cant have Manfred without Jacklope...so here's my first invite

Don't know if you can hook Ol Jack wabbit. He was a MOM already. He quit about the time I got in. I to would like to see Jacklpe again all MOMed up.

I'm headed out to pummel some reds. I was going to post in squad chat the server I was in. No more squad chat. I will start in the top server and roll my way around if any of you old farts want to join. German. looking for a BTC or a BTB.

FREDYMAN?

TIME TO JOIN ME?

Mrs. FRED thinks I'm sexy.