Thanks for all the messages guys, you've made it very hard to leave as I really didn't think anyone would give a fork.
And thanks to our beloved friggin MODs, I can't stay away. You might see me in the sky and very occasionally on here but I'm trying to go 'old turkey'. Feels like I'm an heroin addict and the mods are my dealers, all I asked was to stop feeding my addiction, but NO!

Anyway, I might just have a quick fly......

AAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH this STUPID game!!!

Sorry folks I've been remiss in keeping up with forum lately (real world stuff), so let me just try and play catch up.

Roos, don't go! But family comes first. Take all the time off you need to deal with the little Roos.

Wait, you're back already? Good. Because I would be personally offended if you left (the old reverse psychology trick, heh heh )

Oh, and congrats Bellsaj on your beautiful moose. Oh, and your beautiful human child too...

Lets see now, anything else? ..

Mrs Dent say's, I'm fat in a skinny kind of way...... Fat in a Skinny kind of way? Am I only fat when I lay on my side...And am I skinny when I stand up.... She confused me....

Edit: This all started when I mentioned cutting the butt cheek's out of her pants so she'd fit them better.....

dentinhead wrote: Mrs Dent say's, I'm fat in a skinny kind of way...... Fat in a Skinny kind of way? Am I only fat when I lay on my side...And am I skinny when I stand up.... She confused me....

Edit: This all started when I mentioned cutting the butt cheek's out of her pants so she'd fit them better.....

Well, you have gained a little weight. Or is there another little DENT on the way?

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dentinhead wrote: Mrs Dent say's, I'm fat in a skinny kind of way...... Fat in a Skinny kind of way? Am I only fat when I lay on my side...And am I skinny when I stand up.... She confused me....

Edit: This all started when I mentioned cutting the butt cheek's out of her pants so she'd fit them better.....

Well, you have gained a little weight. Or is there another little DENT on the way?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

Nope no more little Dents on the way.... But still.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHAH

DENT,
Here's something to help with your weight problem...

Blue Max Young wrote:

ParrotHead wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Check your PMs Chocks. I left you a present.

DON'T DO IT CHOCKS!!!!

Last time he said that to me it was the digital equivalent of a burning bag of dog poo on the front porch!

Toilet papered his virtual house and bushes to.

Well I dared regardless and Blue Max must have redeemed himself coz what I found was more like this..

All M.O.Ms to your planes!

That vid fired me up to pull my own combat stunts, just like when I see snooker on tele then go to the club and expect a 144 break. A waltz, pirouette, twirl, face plant, humiliation. Kevy placed the blanket over the left overs. Back to basics.

Blue Max Young wrote: Check your PMs Chocks. I left you a present.

Gonna need some work me thinks!

Chocks Away wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Check your PMs Chocks. I left you a present.

Gonna need some work me thinks!

It takes some getting used to but once u get it down it's deadly.

Is anyone having control problems....havent been playing for a while....any ideas...thanks M.O. .

Good to see you DEVIL.
You might need to turn down the sensitivity.
The game's...not yours.

Our reputation precedes us...

No better compliment than the one I got below:

Mmm rather good looking group of moms. Y'all be safe and fly proud tonight!

Well I can't be mean if this is all i get. Guess I will have to settle for the Old Man part.

ParrotHead wrote: Our reputation precedes us...

No better compliment than the one I got below:

when I join the game every one leaves

Same for me Mäx.
Well put on Dr feelgood, kickstart my heart, or shout at the devil and turn up the volume itll make you feel better.

Hella good game there fark, clay, racinmadness, stlouiscardinals, k-man, and anyone else who was there that I left out because I have a mind like a sieve.... Lotsa fun

New MOMposter. I explained plenty to him that he wasn't supposed to fly the tag. He spoke english until I told him then he change to Spanish. Then he just left. Shoot him if he still has the tag. []cr tm the cr are in small circles and the tm is the same as dogss has on his name. I don't have the keyboard to type it correctly. 2 air commodore.

Max... Who?

ParrotHead wrote: Max... Who?

The one with CR in circles. 2 air commodore.

[" "]©®™ II air commodore is the one PH

Greetings mothers tonight i would like to shoot your airplanes very much. my english is much improved with keyboard speech enhancments and spell check as well as grammer. I am number one. I will defeat you all

pontius pilate wrote: Greetings mothers tonight i would like to shoot your airplanes very much. my english is much improved with keyboard speech enhancments and spell check as well as grammer. I am number one. I will defeat you all

pontius pilate wrote: Greetings mothers tonight i would like to shoot your airplanes very much. my english is much improved with keyboard speech enhancments and spell check as well as grammer. I am number one. I will defeat you all

The opening hours of your library still amaze me.
But why do you say tonight when it must be early morning at your place?
Maybe you didn't mean that you where going up in the virtual air right now.
Hope that I'll get the chance to meet you in thee air sometime.
I want to see if you can put your money where your mouth is or if you are all talk.

8:00 am
I'm of to bed.
Bellsaj is signing out.
Stay safe and shoot reds. Never retreat, never surrender.
Over and out
Good night.

pontius pilate wrote: Greetings mothers tonight i would like to shoot your airplanes very much. my english is much improved with keyboard speech enhancments and spell check as well as grammer. I am number one. I will defeat you all

You just need to improve your maths now!

To Davy Crocket and all MOMs: although I am an addicted, some of you know that I am not a player that plays too often. Never was. In the last weeks, I spent less time playing, because of real life issues and, of course, because of my little Laura.

But now, things are even better: it will be hard to find me in DF skies for a long while, cuz I got a real oldie-goldie: A very good-shaped Compaq Armada 1750 notebook, with its amazing 366 mhz clock (my Galaxy SII have 8 times more), 192 megabytes of RAM (my phone has 5 times this ammount), 6 gigabytes capable hard-drive (my phone has 48 gb), running Windows 95 (but I will install the good old DOS 6.22 / Windows 3.11 couple on it too!). This wonderfull piece of crap is fully functional, including its floppy drive (!!!), its CD-ROM drive, its amazing speakers, its TV-Out (believe me!), and its very single USB (v 1.1) port!!! Can you imagine my joy?

(Well, while I can't afford a karmann ghia, I need to exercise my oldies-goldies-love with something less expensive...)

The hard part of this hobbie will be to find out where to buy (or find) some floppy disks...
But now, I can play again my good old "Alone in the Dark I", and the amazing "The Lost Vikings". Envy me, young players!!!

No, Sput, I won't explain to you what this is all about... Go find it yourself, you little geek!

Blue Max Young wrote: Well I can't be mean if this is all i get. Guess I will have to settle for the Old Man part.





Are you using a ipad? If so try this... Press your Home button to return to front screen. Double click the Home button. A bar appears bottom of screen like this..

Now Press and Hold one of the icons/apps, they start to wobble with a red sign in the corners.

Press the delete symbol for dogfight app. It disappears. You have closed the app, similar to a PC. All the apps that are wobbling are currently running on your device. Closing them lets you re enter from fresh and it save battery power not running unwanted apps. It usually clears a frozen screen.

Hope it helps...