A few things need clearing up:
The Star Chamber was created to handle matters of recruitment in M.O.M. It is not the Bilderbergs or the Illuminati or the Priory of Sion fercrissakes. We talk about new recruits. Lately we talk about almost nothing. Like the thread, like your best friendships, like your relationship with your real mom, there's inevitable ebb and flow. Silences occur naturally. Sometimes we're back and forth on a topic (big, scary stuff like "which tablet should I buy?") and sometimes we're silent as a frickin' crypt. Nothing sinister, contemptuous or super-double-top-secret gets discussed there. We have spreadsheets designed by Bopes to keep track of current applicants. Occasionally personal matters come up. They aren't shared with the squad on the thread. Read that previous sentence and key in on the word "personal". Any suggestion that we exist "behind a velvet curtain" is intended as a joke. Likewise, anything that's produced a picture of the SC as some manipulative body pulling strings and disrespecting the squad as a whole is ridiculous and false. If you're upset about something you've heard, talk to me. If you're too upset to talk to me, leave. There are other squads with other leaders just as good. If you're laboring under the daft impression that any member of the SC owes you or anyone else the slightest transparency in terms of personal matters we discuss, you are stark staring nuts and should leave with all haste. Even some matters that do have to do with the squad are not necessarily the entire squad's business, as we've seen recently.
In the wake of all attention being focused on Dogfight Elite I am back at work on the M.O.M Flights project. The purpose of "subdividing" M.O.M into Flights based upon geography, time zones, friendships, zodiac signs, aberrant sexual predilections, was and is to address this non-issue issue of M.O.M becoming too big-box impersonal. It's a way to choose your preferred comrades, share a snappy little graphic insignia, start a Google Group of your own if you'd like, same as the treacherous obfuscating Dark Triad personalities in the Star Chamber have. It isn't my favorite way to chew up hours I'll never get back. Nor is it my least favorite. It's something I proposed as being good for M.O.M, then muscled through a wave of apprehension in the Star Chamber, the concern being that it would "fragment" the squad. I made the call that will cost me the greatest amount of work at a time when I don't have that kind of time to spare because I'm a selfless martyr and thought it would be fun. For you, not for me.
If you feel that M.O.M is no longer a cohesive group, push off. You have my blessings. M.O.M will struggle along without you. If you feel that it's your right to stir things up, you're wrong. It's my right, not yours. I earned it with roughly 130 separate personal banners, a squad name, insignia, distinct identity, a manifesto, a set of non-rule rules, countless interventions when this experiment threatened to destroy itself. If you disagree by all means run against me for Dictator next time we hold open elections. That should be right after we officially change our name to The 112th Falcon Squad.
I do not hold members of this club in contempt. I hold you all in the highest regard. All except three of you, and that ain't a bad average. I've invested of my time and energy because it's become important to me that you have as much fun as the Dogfight law will allow. Now, as it happens, I'm ill. It's a neurological condition that makes following the thread more uncomfortable than it's worth. I check in now and then but I don't hang on every post. I can't. I don't contribute as much to the daily doofery of the thread as I once did. I trust you all to keep it as active and vital as you choose. There are lives being lived, illnesses being fought, higher priorities being addressed. That doesn't mean anyone here has ceased to care. I see the word "trust" being booted around. I'm sure I speak for SheiBe Kopf and Mad (neither of whom we've heard from in months) the other SC members, some of whom are active, some not, and Nazis and crazy nut and Xuan K.Zamora (none of whom we've ever heard from here) when I say I'd appreciate a little of that trust stuff if you can spare it. I've trusted every single one of you and only about two dozen of you have ever stabbed me in the back.
We aren't talking about the dogss/Doir/Richy controversy anymore. My moles keep me posted and any further discussion on the subject will be deleted by Wig the Mod with full support from Wig the Machiavellian Despot. What's been said is dead, nothing more need be said unless it's said privately between the parties directly involved. For the rest of us, Case Closed. Do I make myself clear?
Dogfight is a game. It is intended to be fun. I've been as guilty as the next M.O.M of losing sight of that fact from time to time. Let's all work a little (or a lot) harder at keeping things in perspective. There are real people with real feelings in back of these asinine names.
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