Flyingmuck wrote: PH was Swede a genuine MOM, no one gave me clue

Yeppers! He definitely a genuine M.O.M. I PMed you his "real" identity.

B Strachan wrote: Hey Bomber if u see this do u still play bomber or just ur new acc. I was wondering y I droped to third

Brian, I asked Joaquin about this a couple days ago. "If the server stops tallying points of any kind once a player has reached the MORAF 1,000,000 point mark, why is B not burned in at #1? He was first to a million. And Dragon at #2, Dent and Bomber at #3 and #4, and some schizophrenic Pinko poet from New York at #5?" His answer: "The server can't tell the difference between one million-point MORAF and another. It sees you all and goes kind of crazy."

In other words, you are #1, we all know it, Enzo knows (or should know) he's really roughly #22...the only one here who doesn't know it is the database that keeps track of it.

It wouldn't be Dogfight any other way...

Hey muck was that you I seen in game earlier?

Flyingmuck wrote: Ok, which one of you jokers is frying muck?

On this rare occasion, I am innocent!

Sometimes having SUCH a reputation really works against you.....

People just joined, quit, join, quit!

Hoppa: what does m.o.m stand for?
Hawk eye: mean old men
Hoppa: who?

One of the funniest dialogs I read here on MOM thread was one between a DF player (don't remember who, sorry) and his wife...
He said something like "I was playing with a brazilian guy".
And his wife said: "Wow... How many is that?"
(Sorry, I know that these aren't the exact words, but I am too lazy to look backwards on this thread pages to find the link... So, if you, the guy that posted it, are reading this, please give us the link to that post).


MOM requires all you Mad Old Monkeys to put your hands on your pockets, take something from there and put it here .

Well I guess I'll share this exchange from a game last night. It was a CTC game. Present were M.O.Ms OhNo and Parrothead.

PH shoots down a new guy that immediately tanks.

PH: How do you plan to land that tank on the boat?
OhNo: lol
New Guy: I don't, I plan on shooting u
PH: Good luck with that
PH crashes inside the carrier and respawns, Hammer-Tool of enigma joins the Reds at roughly the same time
PH: HT some guys on ur team are missing the finer points of CTC
HT: u mean like the guy parked on my runway
PH (and others): lol
OhNo: maybe he's trying to capture it?

It made me crash! OhNo you crack me up. It may not be as funny to y'all now, but I'm still giggling!

Ped: the Brazilian comment was from Davy Crockett.

Parrot, do you have the link for the Crocket's post?
I searched for it a brazillion times, no success...

bean boy and I happened across Dr Dave today circling this sign near the War Dogs base.



Looks like Dave has a new ride. Stealth prototype may be.



Curious and not spotted I fell in formation with the Doc. He didn't notice me in my disguise and new Hello Kitty avatar. We need intell on this new plane and boys I will have it at any cost.



I radioed back to bean. Bean get that Mexican jumpin bean out fit and follow me in for some recon.



Roger that. I'm incognito Max. Bean returns through the crackling static of my headset. Copy bean. In we go.
Once landed. We were shocked and horrified to see this on a table in the officers lounge.



Unable to obtain intell on the new plane as it had been trapped and hurried away to a bunker bean and I fired up to report back to the MOModrome.

I'm not sure how to link it from my phone, but here's the quote...

Davy Crockett wrote: I played against a guy from BRAZIL,that was fun also. I told my "BLOND" wife that i was playing a BRAZILIAN on the Internet, her comment was "wow how many is that".

Blue Max Young wrote: bean boy and I happened across Dr Dave today circling this sign near the War Dogs base.

Looks like Dave has a new ride. Stealth prototype may be.

Curious and not spotted I fell in formation with the Doc. He didn't notice me in my disguise and new Hello Kitty avatar. We need intell on this new plane and boys I will have it at any cost.

I radioed back to bean. Bean get that Mexican jumpin bean out fit and follow me in for some recon.

Roger that. I'm incognito Max. Bean returns through the crackling static of my headset. Copy bean. In we go.
Once landed. We were shocked and horrified to see this on a table in the officers lounge.

Unable to obtain intell on the new plane as it had been trapped and hurried away to a bunker bean and I fired up to report back to the MOModrome.

Did you read the expiration date of the cake you ate?

Edit: Sorry, Max, at the time I first read your post, there was no pictures shown on my screen. Now I understand that the problem is not with the cake...

Why Ped it wasn't cake at all. It was 14 packs of delicious twinkies. They have a shelf life that will out last the end of days.

The forum only lets me add pics when it wants to. Story doesn't work with out em.

Just slacking off at work.

In case anyone hasn't seen M4tin's exclusive announcement earlier

DOGFIGHT ELITE NEEDS OUR HELP


Check out this link and you can donate/fund plus watch the promo video...

www.dogfightelite.com/

Watch out for a certain M.O.M's name featuring on the vid

Wow, my compliments to the pilot named Fish & Chips...you hung in there with me bud in a 6-2 btb game with us facing loewenhard, matador, scooby and others....and while I tried to save our base you bombed their last hangar. Great game, great teamwork....

LOOK HOW WELL ¥M@rtin¥ JUST DID

Well done YMEX for holding on until the end and M@rtin thanks FireFox!






THIS IS MY STINT OVER WITH, THANKS FOR EVERYONE'S GOOD HUMOUR

I was just flying high and looked down. Much to my suprise I saw a MAGIC FLY. He was open and acting cocky. I hurried down and adjusted his attitude and altitude. Once he was down all the way, I pulled him out and I shot the red worm in the head.
Sorry no pictures. I had my hands full.

If you see him, feel free to do the same.

The ensuing hospital bills are your responsibility.

That any thing like Spanish Fly Paul ?

coop wrote: Hey muck was that you I seen in game earlier?

Hey coop, don't know what we're you flying as, I'm losing track, or my mind and will you please get that banner back up or do I have to chase you up your ladder!!

Richyroo wrote: LOOK HOW WELL ¥M@rtin¥ JUST DID

Well done YMEX for holding on until the end and M@rtin thanks FireFox!

I think I am seeing Double!

I can't believe ¥C3P0¥ has stole your ¥'s

Flyingmuck wrote:

coop wrote: Hey muck was that you I seen in game earlier?

Hey coop, don't know what we're you flying as, I'm losing track, or my mind and will you please get that banner back up or do I have to chase you up your ladder!!

I'm flying as my normal self Lt.Coop

I have been in discussion with an alright sort of guy about joining us, he mid rank but I think he would be an asset to us, his name is erm..........er.......

ZUPERMAN

Richyroo wrote: You have a deal. (If I win the lottery)

$40000 in exchange for making the game, dinner, San Miguel and a M.O.M tag above your plane

He clicked thank you so Wig, please knock up one of those blue WIERD things that go in his signature please

Well lets hope that you win that lottery then

I gave $125.00 all u moms should give help a brother out

I would gladly donate as much as you do.(if it was just up to me)
But then I'm afraid you would have one member less in M.O.M

Someone thinks it's more important with stroller, crib, changing table, etc.

TINKER,
Got yours. Baby gift.
Happy BIRTH-DAY!
New babies are MAGIC!


Uncle Paul

Great couple of games C3PO! Lol Heeeeelllllooooooooooooooo!! Dad? Funny stuff

, those were some great games, yemmxx kicked some seriousss arses!

Jeez, I'm out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!


FINALLY excited about this game again. Count me in for some big time cash!