Richyroo wrote:

I don't know why everyone feels the need to POKE fun at me all the time!

I'm sick of being at the BUTT of everyone's jokes

Hmmmm... Looks like its my turn to beging to make jokes with you, huh?

And congratulations to all new MOM members!
Specially to MrsRichyRoo, because now I am not the worse pilot in the squad anymore...









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(Sorry, RichyRoo, I didn't resist to this bad-tasted joke)

. Wigbomb wrote:

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Hi dude/dudettes,
Can I ask how one would acquire one of them there banner things?

Mr. Shatner, you've had a keen banner since you joined a jillion months ago.

Twice as long as Nimoy's flute!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahah!

Shatner that is a classic banner. You betta get it flying...

I'm trying! Just having a few technical issues with doing it....computers are not my strong point.

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Hi dude/dudettes,
Can I ask how one would acquire one of them there banner things?

Lol this guys practically an original mom. I remember wig demanding we let you in based on your name alone. Welcome finally

Ohh Pedrinho, How could you.

You do realise now i am a M.O.M ( thats sounds soooo good it rolls off the tounge lol ) i now have to prove you wrong

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: I say RONNIE BIGGS.... I am not so sure what to write back too your latest post.
Apart from I am a lady and don't talk to strange men about thinngs of that nature.
Tea and cake any one

Whaaat? Shame on you Lady Lou! He was talking about Karma. Such a dirty mind.


Richy, you're a lucky man.

Parrothead, He's tryed walking away but his feet won't let him lol

Ha ha ha as if, I am not silly, i know how your men mom minds work.

Ok my banner should magically appear now.....

Sigh.......

Shatners Bassoon wrote: I'm trying! Just having a few technical issues with doing it....computers are not my strong point.

Close but no cigar.

That link you put up is just a link to the photobucket page.

But if you can look at that from a PC with a mouse that you can right-click, just right-click on the image and select the "copy image url" option. Then paste that into your forum profile signature thingy.

Correction, don't do that! never mind I will PM the code to you.

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Sigh....

Banner Looks Fantastic Shatners!

Ok.........deep breath..........I ......think.........I've ..........finally..........done it. WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOPPPPPP! thank you for all your help guys. it's been a hell of a journey....

Now I'm going to pour a large JD (on the rocks), grab me that dusky french peasant girl I promised myself and bask in the warm glow of my banner. .....or I might go and shoot/bomb some stuff to relieve the tension.

Ok so now I'm laughing my arse off. I've see. Shat's banner on the bucket thingy before, but I looked at his avatar. I thought it was him on the beach trying to fly a kite. That is absolutely not what that picture is. Welcome home Shatner!

Hmmm... Just realized while proofreading that "Shat" probably is the best abbreviation for your name. I'll work on that.

Congratulations to all new M.O.Ms.

There does seem to be an unforeseen highlight.

QUEENLOO gets in & RICHYPOO gets a promotion.


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I claim the prize of "Most Neaderthal MOM". Despite numerous attempts to get my banner up (during which time I could have shot down several thousand reds....ok, at least three) and the advice of M4rtin (thanks BTW), I have been unable to make it work. Could be that I'm doing it on an iPad - for a while I thought it was unresponsive but then I realised I had Mrs Marko's chopping board, but I declare that I'm out of ideas. Any help/suggestions much appreciated.

Well Marko, you've made my day! It took me about 4 hours to figure it out, I tried on a mac, a pc and an ipad and couldn't make it work, then M4rtin and several other patient helpful people kept bashing away at my head and eventually I did it ( on an ipad). I can't start to explain how, but stay with it and you will succeed, if I can do it anyone can, even my cat knows how, but he's saying nothing!

Shat (I do like that),
Can I maybe borrow your cat? When I saw your post I felt like I wasn't the biggest Luddite in MOM, but now I know I am. I'll keep plugging away.

This is what it should look like.

Marko, here is the whole link. You are just missing the IMG part of it.

[IMG*]i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/MOMsquadron/cf8696c4.jpg[/IMG*]

If you copy the link above and take out the star * in the first IMG and last IMG it will work. I will PM you the link too just in case.

I was trying to paste the link where it says signature, in the end I clicked on the box that said profile information and at the bottom is a box to paste it into.

Sorry YEMX and Bopes, I tried dropping a small bomb on YEM in his chute and BAM.....I was booted...

Hope it killed you mate

Hi MOMs,

Just to say hi to everyone and show you that i am not totaly missed in action...
I have been absent for a few weeks, but it good to be back and fly with good pilots and meet old friends and good people.

Well, just few moments ago i give Morgan Wood a big friendly hug

Wish u all the best and cy ingame

Richyroo wrote: Sorry YEMX and Bopes, I tried dropping a small bomb on YEM in his chute and BAM.....I was booted...

Hope it killed you mate

Richy I wouldn't have noticed. Real world stuff forced me to quit. When I managed to get back into same game it was too late to prevent YEMX and co. from carving the carrier up into a smoking-wreck with their tank and bomb-shell skilz.

M4rtin wrote:

This is what it should look like.

That's M4rtin showing off again. "Look I can do it. It's easy". Sorry Marko I sympathize. M4rtin you louse!

Much as I would like the "M4rtin you louse" concept, I have to say "chapeau bas" 'cos he made it idiot proof and Neanderthal-Marko simple for me! I'm now off to drink cognac (Shat might have had JD but I live next door to France) and revel in my banner

Whooaahh! Good fight!

Alright

I feel the need to explain to you all why I have been awful in game the past couple of days. I'm used to an iPod. I have been using it since day one. I recently had some issues and got a Samsung something or other from a pawn shop and apparently they forgot to mention about the learning curve when switching brands.

Soo. There is a learning curve when switching brands
You have been warned
And it's a horrible curve

If you see me in game for the next few days aim to the right. That's which way the curve is

Thanks

Ps. Ped, at the moment I have everyone beat.