dogss wrote:

KA5EY wrote: Congratulations all new MOMs
I look foward to seeing you all with MOM proudly on top of you;)

You might want to re word that....maybe not.

Well it was a lack of proper punctuation on my part.

M.O.M

Congratulations to all new MOMs

Welcome all new MOMs.

Thank you MOM for my new membership (see picture of me crying ). Thank you for not doing a background check. I am so happy i baked a cake for us however because of the constant lagging my coordination is screwed up so the cake didnt come out to good. See picture. It is a good thing that you accepted me as i was being courted by several different squadrons but you all were the only ones laughing at my stories, so now you have me.

I will try hard to uphold your fine values. Shouldn't be to hard though. My parole officer is also very happy, he seems to think this is great therapy for me, after all i cant take my ipad into the jail system. Well I guess I could sneak it in but i think it would hurt to much and it would leave no room for my cellphone, therefore because i love to play this game so much it is excellent incentive to not rob or kill innocent people anymore.

If you come thru knoxville let me know, dinner and drinks on me. Congratulations on the other 2 (or 3).

Thanks guys!! And gals, and guys that dress as gals only on the weekends..... Proud to be M.O.M and a member of this class of inductees!!! Fine looking group of pilots if I do say so myself.... Helped immensely by Mrs. Roo.... I look forward to flying with you all, heaven help you if you are on the red side!!!!

GreyGhost wrote: Dent thanks for a great game. It was fun blasting each other out of the sky. Lol

Karma up...... good game...

Congrats to the April 2013 class of MOM's...!!!!

Hey Sonnycruz, That Avatar, Where can I get me one of them? That thing'd make a da*n fine pet or at the very least I'll bet for sure it taste like chicken....

Hey now wait just a minute here, WHY WERE WE ADMITTED ON APRIL FOOLS DAY ? Is this some kind of sick MOM joke. It had better not be, get me all excited and happy than tell me April fools day.

My parole officer is telling me to calm down or my metal history of extreme violence will manifest itself again. He said not to jump the conclusion until you know for sure.

So please tell me MOM, is this for real? You are not pranking me are you? Im so worried.

HOWDY GUYS and a BIG WELCOME to the new MOMS like it or not you have just joined a kind of family unit , you get back just about as much as you put in, for better or worse. like all families we have some..... ah... dirty laundry , and if you're not sure what I'm get tin at you'll probably figure it out pretty fast in the first game so here's a BIG WELCOME from DIESEL ENJOY

Davy Crockett wrote: Hey now wait just a minute here, WHY WERE WE ADMITTED ON APRIL FOOLS DAY ? Is this some kind of sick MOM joke. It had better not be, get me all excited and happy than tell me April fools day.

My parole officer is telling me to calm down or my metal history of extreme violence will manifest itself again. He said not to jump the conclusion until you know for sure.

So please tell me MOM, is this for real? You are not pranking me are you? Im so worried.

Davy ...put MOM over your head and be proud ...your in... wait... put M.O.M over your head

k man wrote: HOWDY GUYS and a BIG WELCOME to the new MOMS like it or not you have just joined a kind of family unit , you get back just about as much as you put in, for better or worse. like all families we have some..... ah... dirty laundry , and if you're not sure what I'm get tin at you'll probably figure it out pretty fast in the first game so here's a BIG WELCOME from DIESEL ENJOY

It's time for my monthly PSA....

ATTENTION NEWS M.O.Ms

Hear this... I repeat hear this. My friend DIESEL here cannot count past 3. That being said do not expect him to abide by any M.O.M Rule higher than 3 (see rule 1). You're real M.O.M welcome from K Man (aka DIESEL) will be in your first shared Dogfight/FFA experience. It will go something like this:

New M.O.M: Hey DIESEL
DIESEL: Hey back "( insert your name here)"
BLAM BLAM BLAM
NEW M.O.M: but but but what about Rule 11, you big meany?
DIESEL: please refer to PH's PSA

You've been warned. Got it? Questions? Good.

thank u Parrot Head u have a wonderful gift of words, me I kinda like Tarzan myself... u know me Tarzan u Jane or me DIESEL u try to kill me, hmmm yea workin on that one hee hee

DC remember its the tents, tents not the buildings.
No mor one krater!

Diesel, brick, pipe ! Great games ! Lotta whoopin going on

PH, just read your National Autism Awareness thread. Good on you mate. Thank you for raising the issue. Thank you also for your comments about insulting language. I agree with you entirely. Benign words to some can be highly offensive to others.
Rob

Parrotthead I am so so sorry I was trying to do good, I saw you changed your Tag on the sidenofnthe forum ans know its a autism one and thought I would give you some Karma but me being me did not tap the screan write and ended up taking one away. I AM SO SORRY so don't think someones stealing your Karma lol. I will make it write just give me 12 hours and u will have your 1 back and the one I was trying to give you.

SORRY

Hi dude/dudettes,
Can I ask how one would acquire one of them there banner things?

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: Parrotthead I am so so sorry I was trying to do good, I saw you changed your Tag on the sidenofnthe forum ans know its a autism one and thought I would give you some Karma but me being me did not tap the screan write and ended up taking one away. I AM SO SORRY so don't think someones stealing your Karma lol. I will make it write just give me 12 hours and u will have your 1 back and the one I was trying to give you.

SORRY

PH, she dipped you with her fat finger! You should be honoured. I'm sure Davey (the funniest dude in the forum) will have something to say about that.
Mrs Richy, if Roo is failing you in some way please don't focus your attention just on Parrot. Old as we are, we all have needs, and we all feel jealousy and envy. Now we all want to know what we are missing!

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Hi dude/dudettes,
Can I ask how one would acquire one of them there banner things?

Chris, you need to apply for membership. Once accepted, you will be awarded a banner by the great surrealist Salvador Wigley. Then your IQ will plummet, your vision will narrow and your whole personal horizon will reduce to your next dogfight login. Aldous Wigley will then control you and your family for ever. But it's not so bad; your daily gramme of Soma will have all the advantages af Religion and alcohol, but with none of the defects. So, Shatner, come join us.....Just don't drink the Kool Aid....

Somebody tell me if I'm over stepping the mark.

But Mr. Ronnie sir, I've already been assimilated into the M.O.M! Have been for months now. My I.Q is barely out of single figures!

Shatners Bassoon wrote: But Mr. Ronnie sir, I've already been assimilated into the M.O.M! Have been for months now. My I.Q is barely out of single figures!

Obviously mine is even lower.

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Hi dude/dudettes,
Can I ask how one would acquire one of them there banner things?

Mr. Shatner, you've had a keen banner since you joined a jillion months ago. This is what kills me; I turn out these timeless works of surrealist art and most of 'em never get seen.

Go here: s1079.photobucket.com/user/MOMsquadron/library/?page=4

Scroll down, blow the dust off your banner thumbnail, highlight and copy the IMG code right below it, bring that code back here to the forum...go to your Profile tab, click the eensy edit button, click Profile Information, scroll to the signature box at the bottom, paste the copied IMG code there, hit Save.

Then we can finally enjoy one of my personal all-time fave M.O.M banners.

Now, pour that Koolaid on the Yajna fire. It'll rise to the heavens and directly to me. Throw a French brunette on there, too, while you're at it. It ain't a reg'lar sacrifice without a French brunette, I always say.

Ooh, love a brunette! Especially a French one.
I shall do as you say, but bare with me, technology and I are mortal enemies so it might be a bumpy ride....

Just like to say thanks to everyone at MOM for letting me join the family you all do a great job,
Can't wait to fly with my new tag.
Also I would just like to say a special thanks to my mate richyroo for all the encouragement he gave me when I was a noob
But not for the hundreds of times he's killed me ,so thanks again and hope to see you all soon in the sky's
Ps can anybody tell me how to get my tag me and technology don't
Also congratulations to the other new MOMS.

. Wigbomb wrote:

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Hi dude/dudettes,
Can I ask how one would acquire one of them there banner things?

Mr. Shatner, you've had a keen banner since you joined a jillion months ago. This is what kills me; I turn out these timeless works of surrealist art and most of 'em never get seen.

Go here: s1079.photobucket.com/user/MOMsquadron/library/?page=4

Scroll down, blow the dust off your banner thumbnail, highlight and copy the IMG code right below it, bring that code back here to the forum...go to your Profile tab, click the eensy edit button, click Profile Information, scroll to the signature box at the bottom, paste the copied IMG code there, hit Save.

Then we can finally enjoy one of my personal all-time fave M.O.M banners.

Now, pour that Koolaid on the Yajna fire. It'll rise to the heavens and directly to me. Throw a French brunette on there, too, while you're at it. It ain't a reg'lar sacrifice without a French brunette, I always say.

Okay Found It ..

Shatner.

[IMG*]i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/MOMsquadron/4cae2b7d.jpg[/IMG*]

Just copy this whole link including the part that says IMG. Go to top of page where it says Profile, hit edit in profile, go to signature, paste this in the bottom of signature and take out the * in the IMG both in the beginning and the end. Hit save! Wala

Zztop.

[IMG*]i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/MOMsqu...ller_zpsf9f9bc3c.jpg[/IMG*]

Do the same as above or look on page two on the photobucket account.

M4rtin wrote: Shatner.

[IMG*]i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/MOMsquadron/4cae2b7d.jpg[/IMG*]

Just copy this link. Go to top of page where it says Profile, hit edit in profile, go to signature, paste this in the bottom of signature take out the * in the IMG both in the beginning and the end. Hit save! Wala

Zztop.

[IMG*]i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/MOMsqu...ller_zpsf9f9bc3c.jpg[/IMG*]

Do the same as above or look on page two on the photobucket account.

Thank You

ZzSilentKillerzZ wrote:

M4rtin wrote: Shatner.

[IMG*]i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/MOMsquadron/4cae2b7d.jpg[/IMG*]

Just copy this link. Go to top of page where it says Profile, hit edit in profile, go to signature, paste this in the bottom of signature take out the * in the IMG both in the beginning and the end. Hit save! Wala

Zztop.

[IMG*]i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/MOMsqu...ller_zpsf9f9bc3c.jpg[/IMG*]

Do the same as above or look on page two on the photobucket account.

Thank You Very Much Martin

I say RONNIE BIGGS.... I am not so sure what to write back too your latest post.
Apart from I am a lady and don't talk to strange men about thinngs of that nature.
Tea and cake any one