Singh, the drinks at Jolly Roger (whatever/wherever that is) are on me. As long as mine can be a milkshake...I don't drink a drop of the harder stuff. Never even tasted beer. Not once. I realize I'm dancing dangerously close to the edge of losing all the tenuous respect I might once have enjoyed in this squad. Does it help that as a kid I was waaaay too busy doing every drug that came down the pike to ever waste time on wimpy old alcohol? I got that out of my system by sixteen and have been straight as a stick ever since.

I'll continue to fulfill my duties here until you reprobates find a better, boozier boss.

Richyroo wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote: Now then, can I share with you all the good news? (yeah yeah, that was another "Jesus Freak" crack. "Jesus Freaks" and "Christians" are two completely different...ah, screw it.)

Join me in celebrating the return of a wayward M.O.M:

Richyroo is back in the heathen fold!!! Welcome home, Rich! Now get that damn banner and tag back up and start slashing your way to salvation through every plane in Dogfightdom save mine.

By the way; Richyroo is the Swop Impostor. I'm only kidding but d'ya think that'll matter? Nope. You're welcome, Richard. A rasher of indignant sh*t from all directions, just my homecoming gift to ya, sport.

M.O.M is Rich (or vicey versey) again...WAHOO!!! The drinks are on Roo!!!!

Told ya so....nanananana sorry but it seemed fitting to the childish rants...lol welcome home bro

Well thanks for that Wig, right in the middle of WW3 ( oh they could make a good dogfight game outta that)

Did you not know I'm camera shy.

Please find below, a beautiful banner I once war (see what I did there )

Congrats, Max!
Glad I could help. (By contributing to your total)!

OK, finally figured out how to do a screen shot now have to figure out how to post it...

What's new?

Skunk glad to see you on the thread. You are a worthy foe. I'd rather you were on my team instead of red. That was a good game. You should introduce yourself and get to know the guys here. Chat up other MOMs in game. Go to page one of this thread read it and do the application thing if your interested. Consider this my official invite to MOM.

Greets bopes.

Have you seen this guy flying around no mans land? He is a stone cold killer. Is he a MoMposter? I asked him to remove the tag. No response. Hmmmmmmmmmm

I've been busy lately so can someone tell me what has happened?

On a good note i got my ACT score back.

I got a 25!!!!!!!!!! Out of 36!!!! And I'm just in 7th grade!!!!! It says i did better then 75% of graduating seniors who took the test!!!!!

This is awsome!!!!!!

I'm getting a state and national award for doing so well!!!!!

Well I was going to respond to something a page or two back......... Huh lost it..... Dang lots going on. Wig! You are the BOMB! Nice words and composure, Very cool! This game is loved by many and it has to be quite a monster to maintain. Many different thought processes on how things should be done and what things can be said. I am a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants.... Smart ass and find this to be one of the things I like most about this game (players jabbing) back and forth with each other, however I really like to see the " hay good shot" or "nice one" those are the things that drove me early on and also what I like to do back. For me it's what pumps the game up! In this fast flying, bombing, shooting, endless barrel roll, and trying to chat at the same time............. Well some words and/or meaning may not come out right. So if I have said anything that may have bothered any one? I am sorry and please for the love of "ANY" higher power...... Don't send Wigbomb! To set me straight......he has a way with words that would make me slap my own face! Lol

v/r YEMX

POOHEAD: While I am glad you are back, I found someone who isn't....


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BrianC219 wrote: Well I was going to respond to something a page or two back......... Huh lost it..... Dang lots going on. Wig! You are the BOMB! Nice words and composure, Very cool! This game is loved by many and it has to be quite a monster to maintain. Many different thought processes on how things should be done and what things can be said. I am a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants.... Smart ass and find this to be one of the things I like most about this game (players jabbing) back and forth with each other, however I really like to see the " hay good shot" or "nice one" ....
v/r YEMX

Only been out for just a few days and wow!! So much drama in the LBC...

Way to go Striker on your 25! Outstanding job young man!

Captain Noushbag wrote:

BrianC219 wrote: Well I was going to respond to something a page or two back......... Huh lost it..... Dang lots going on. Wig! You are the BOMB! Nice words and composure, Very cool! This game is loved by many and it has to be quite a monster to maintain. Many different thought processes on how things should be done and what things can be said. I am a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants.... Smart ass and find this to be one of the things I like most about this game (players jabbing) back and forth with each other, however I really like to see the " hay good shot" or "nice one" ....
v/r YEMX

Now that's what I'm talkin about!!! Charrrrrrrge!!!! Lol

The striker16 wrote: I got my ACT score back.
I got a 25!!!!!!!!!! Out of 36!!!! And I'm just in 7th grade!!!!! It says i did better then 75% of graduating seniors who took the test!!!!!
This is awsome!!!!!!
I'm getting a state and national award for doing so well!!!!!

That's our STRIKER!

Blue Max Young wrote: Just want to throw out "KptnCaveman" loved that cartoon.

I'm a little slow on the uptake, but that was the best cartoon of all time. Even better than TMNT OR The Gummy Bears and yes even better than The Smurfs.

Fun play Yemx...!!!!
You too RacinMadness... Always a pleasure to fly with MOM...

Had too gun for ya RacinMadness...
I am trying to prove a point by shooting down as many MOM as possible...
Except Parrothead he gets a pass...

Sooner or later star chamber will have to consider me...
Ya know it's been so long they may have thrown my app away... Lol...!!!!
See ya in the sky ladies... Good hunting I'll be looking for you...
Shooting MOM is like a bagging a prized buck...

Sonnycruz77 wrote: Fun play Yemx...!!!!
You too RacinMadness... Always a pleasure to fly with MOM...

Had too gun for ya RacinMadness...
I am trying to prove a point by shooting down as many MOM as possible...
Except Parrothead he gets a pass...

Sooner or later star chamber will have to consider me...
Ya know it's been so long they may have thrown my app away... Lol...!!!!
See ya in the sky ladies... Good hunting I'll be looking for you...
Shooting MOM is like a bagging a prized buck...

Gimme a pass?!?!? Go ahead and I'll shoot ya in back. Did ya miss what the first "M" stands for? If I thought you were taking it easy on me, I'd make sure the Star Chamberpots threw that worthless thing away.

Because nobody demanded it...

The return of the M.O.M Anthem Contest. (zzz)

No longer a contest per se as I ate the prize. Baby pandas don't keep forever.

Is it what's behind door Number One?



Is it what's behind door Number Two?



Or is it what's behind the curtain Carol Merrill is standing in front of?



Alt-rock cover of disco classic. Ska cover of arena standard. Greatest rock song ever written. How will we choose? In all likelihood, we won't. Bopes, dust off that copy of The Carpenter's Greatest Hits...

In case you old foggies missed it, my youngest (6yo) is teaching me few things....

ParrotHead wrote: I like that idea. In the meantime, my 6 year old taught me a trick. On the iPad, you can split the keyboard. It works in-game. It's a little less obstructive. It takes some getting used to also. Simply drag 2 fingers from the middle of the keyboard away from each other towards opposite sides. Reverse the motion to restore. I don't know if it works on any other device. Here's a couple of screen shots.

ParrotHead wrote:

Sonnycruz77 wrote: Fun play Yemx...!!!!
You too RacinMadness... Always a pleasure to fly with MOM...

Had too gun for ya RacinMadness...
I am trying to prove a point by shooting down as many MOM as possible...
Except Parrothead he gets a pass...

Sooner or later star chamber will have to consider me...
Ya know it's been so long they may have thrown my app away... Lol...!!!!
See ya in the sky ladies... Good hunting I'll be looking for you...
Shooting MOM is like a bagging a prized buck...

Gimme a pass?!?!? Go ahead and I'll shoot ya in back. Did ya miss what the first "M" stands for? If I thought you were taking it easy on me, I'd make sure the Star Chamberpots threw that worthless thing away.

I think you ate one to many crackers and after 6 weeks I think my app was lost in the mail...
It was being delivered via airmail...
Still cant think of a better place to rant and rave...

Ok so it wasn't a two hour game and I didn't rack up 300+ kills, but given the company I think this wasn't a bad showing. Thanks for a really fun game guys! Can't wait for the next one!!

PARROT tell baby parrot, neat trick with the keyboard, not sure when it'll be usefull but neat trick, it works with the emoji board as well!

Sweet I'm gona try!

. Wigbomb wrote: Singh, the drinks at Jolly Roger (whatever/wherever that is) are on me. As long as mine can be a milkshake...I don't drink a drop of the harder stuff. Never even tasted beer. Not once.

The Jolly Roger is here , Wig. Oh, looks like JackIpe threw the keys away, because no one entered that bar on the last 2 weeks!!!

And I don't believe that a New Yorker Bard doesn't drink hard stuff! Anyway, they have alcohol-free-beer.

OK since it's been awhile (56 days!) I thought it might be time for another

Public Service Announcement

Beware the day before the day before the Ides of March?

As of this writing (2/27/13), Wig has climbed 16 spots since the last PSA (1/2/13) to no. 5 (congrats!) Avg daily rate of climb = 0.29. Four spots to go. At that rate, if present trends continue, Wig will set off the apocowigopolips on or about March 13, 2013. Those who observe may want to start their St. Patrick's Day drinking early...

Please be guided accordingly.

Richypooooo..... So Mrs. Richy, very nice and definitely the better half (That is just a little chop busting, not fighting or cutting pork chops, means having some fun at you in a friendly manner, not being a tosser) say elloo for me!
I was playing against her(she was Red, the player, not wearing red, that would be dent or is purple still in Dent) told me that you told her our secret. She said I was the only one allowed to do that!

Anyhooo Brother,saw this thought of that!(means pic reminded me of conversation I had with Mrs. Richy in American)
TTFN

Patience...and all THINGS will pass....

i would like to be considered for membership in this squadron. do you have to be invited or can you request to join?

bopes wrote: OK since it's been awhile (56 days!) I thought it might be time for another

Public Service Announcement

Beware the day before the day before the Ides of March?

As of this writing (2/27/13), Wig has climbed 16 spots since the last PSA (1/2/13) to no. 5 (congrats!) Avg daily rate of climb = 0.29. Four spots to go. At that rate, if present trends continue, Wig will set off the apocowigopolips on or about March 13, 2013. Those who observe may want to start their St. Patrick's Day drinking early...

Please be guided accordingly.

Bopes, that would be.... Did you realize??...... 3-13-13
Have you cross checked your figures with a Mayan? This should be shared with the rest of the world! Never mind we are an international Forum. The World has been Warned!! But, Do the Falcons know? Are they ready for, The End Of Days.....

Everyone Hug a M.O.M.