The wisest thing anyone has said here was when Grouchomc aka Jason Marx said, and I paraphrase, "I refuse to play a game moderated by anyone who'd want to moderate this game." I realize that these "applications" are in direct response to a request for same, but the people with a history of lobbying to be made a Mod are, sorry, suspect. "I almost never get into snotty dust-ups with people, except when I do" is not a ringing endorsement for balance. The most dedicated Mod we've had has been Manfred and he quit to spare himself the aggravation. It's a gig that requires patience and that shreds your patience on a daily basis.
Were I to be taken seriously as a reinstated Mod you can bet the Jacklpes would raise a hell of a hue and cry, based solely on personal animosity, whether justified or not, and not on "job" performance, mine being, frankly, impeccable. The muck raking that went on tarnished my reputation to Whiplash's great satisfaction but it also got me jettisoned out of a colossal ass-pain that'd been sucking the fun out of the game for months. The moment I stopped being a Mod the game got fun again, my stats started going up again, I stopped dreading checking my PM inbox and my ModSquad emails. But all that having been established, I still resent the suggestion that I did the slightest thing, ever, to influence games in my favor or that I ever cowed the other Mods into lining up with me. And I still welcome the opportunity to not be a Mod. Young person Kestrel shows infinitely more maturity by bowing out gracefully in light of his track record, as do I in light of mine, than does Davy when he insists that he'd make a good cop in spite of himself. It's reasonable to say that someone who's launched personal attacks on another player over differing politics, who lacks the maturity to refrain from featuring his opinion on his forum banner fercrissakes, is not the model of objectivity the Mod job needs. Sorry Davy, the banner's right there speaking more objectively about who you are than you can.
As for the Moderator system not working, it didn't work because the game and forum are configured in such a way that it can't work. Can't, and won't. Go nuts, new Mods, with your short term toothless bans, like Manfred I'll support you all the way to the nuthouse. I was well along in writing up a comprehensive Rule Book when the twit hit the fan, a masterpiece of pointlessness and several hours outta my life that I'll never get back. The Rule Book can be yours for a nominal fee. But nothing anyone might do as a Mod now will be any more effective than what we did. We conferred with each other, we argued and hashed out differences while arriving at agreements about policy, we burned countless hours banning, muting, posting on the Blacklist thread, following the thread and responding to complaints, tapping Joaquin for perma-bans when necessary, pestering Joaquin (to absolutely no avail) for the stronger powers nearly the entire community wanted us to have. Manfred said it; we needed more power than we were ever likely to be trusted to wield and if that group wasn't trustworthy enough to wield it I don't expect to see a group that is.
Mac, there are appreciably fewer scumbags rising to the surface and staying afloat there buoyed by the press they got from being Modded than there were before you arrived in Dogfightville. We've always had 'em, every game and forum and gathering of more than two people in one place has. You will never see the measures taken that'd be required to police the pricks out of existence because no such measures exist in this or any man's universe. We report, they change names. We ban, they change accounts or devices or IP addresses. Literally every single everfrickin' chimp who's ever EVER been "permanently" banned from this game has come back, eventually boasted about it, and has been allowed to mock the so-called authority, allowed by the only real authority with the tools, but not the stones, to do anything about them. We Mods had the stones but were never given the tools. And no, those are not subliminal gay references.