ZzSilentKillerzZ wrote: im read rule 6 and realise its the most important rule in dog fight

You drive a hard bargain.

IN.

in-pipe wrote: If it makes u guys feel little better I am having issues logging in to sign up, if I can't sign in to join then it is what it is but when I fly on the same team with a M.O.M. I will have there back...

In-pipe: it sounds like you need to get a new game password, which you probably forgot because it was an auto-generated string of digits. (The game password is different from the forum password which is chosen by the user.) You need to uninstall then reinstall the app. On set up, pick the "existing account" option, feed in the email address you used when you first got the game, and hit "forgot password". It sends you a new one by email. Use that to finish the setup (you will still have your current rank, XP and fleet) and log into the link for joining squads, pick MOM and THEN, finally, you will have the coveted and much-feared MOM tag in-game.

BTW I just got out of a game with in-pipe. He is definitely too dangerous not to have in MOM.

bopes, would you tell everyone who keeps shooting me down that we are the much feared MOM's, cos I don't think they believe me

They are full of fear while they shoot you down, muck. You can see it in their eyes. ... Of course, if you wait until they are close enough to see their eyes, well then no wonder they shoot you down so much. If I were you I'd start shooting at them way before then.

bopes wrote: They are full of fear while they shoot you down, muck. You can see it in their eyes. ... Of course, if you wait until they are close enough to see their eyes, well then no wonder they shoot you down so much. If I were you I'd start shooting at them way before then.

Thank you for that wonderful vote if confidence, I can now plummet from the skies in a ball of flame, knowing they knew fear while they did it

B Strachan wrote: lol u guys are like 16 year old girls. I go Christmas shopping and have 81 posts to read don' t u guys ever sleep or have to do some shopping.

Nah, just the holidays and find myself with more than a little free time. Back to my normal reticent self I'm sure after the New Year.

Bopes should be kicked out of mom because he wouldn't save me.
Oneball killed me and I got in a chute. But instead of bopes helping me get out of the water, he just stands there in his nice cozy plane, drinking ginger ale.

Is that why you rage quit? I thought it was because oneball broke up the ginger ale break.

[e]Sputnik wrote: Bopes should be kicked out of mom because he wouldn't save me.
Oneball killed me and I got in a chute. But instead of bopes helping me get out of the water, he just stands there in his nice cozy plane, drinking ginger ale.

Maybe he couldn't find his Wellington boots and didnt want to get his shoes wet.

Hey i was wondering how to join this group if i can if i can plzz reply to me

Help MOM- system not letting me log on-won't recognize my email. Anyone else? Thank for any help, wrote to zuperman but no answer for some 3-4 days now.

Happened to a lot of us a couple days ago, just waited till it all came back.

Don't be a baby sputnik. Everyone gets shot down. Bopes was thirsty so he drank some ginger ale but I would want a coke-cola. If you need a passey let muck know.

I'm trying to put an image of my furry face and impressive antlers on here as my avatar, but the thing won't let me choose a picture off of my phone to do so. Any suggestions?

Thx

Btw Tex. Speed dating? And I thought it was forever. Man. I'm hurt.

Jacklpe wrote: I'm trying to put an image of my furry face and impressive antlers on here as my avatar, but the thing won't let me choose a picture off of my phone to do so. Any suggestions?

Thx

Btw Tex. Speed dating? And I thought it was forever. Man. I'm hurt.

hey brother the best way ive found is through photobucket find i download all my phone pics through there using the mobile photobucket app then using the link code on photobucket just paste it in the box

ZzSilentKillerzZ wrote: im read rule 6 and realise its the most important rule in dog fight

Please quote rule six by typing it on this thread that way we know you have read it.NO CUT AND PASTE EITHER WE WILL KNOW JIMMY THE LIP SEES AND KNOWS ALL. then i say IN. spelling kounts.

Flyingmuck wrote: ALRIGHT!! Which one of you has got my little pony comic!, HUH!

Its over at NLR'S Thread muck i think it was mistaken for the flight manual...lol

Oh no!! I hope they didn't colour any of the pictures in!! I shall get really upset if they have
In fact I'm going over there right now and stomp my foot!

I can hover, just like Paul.

I have been gone for a while. Do I need to re- join MOM ? I don't have any qualifications for this prestigious Squad. I'm older than most of you and I am rank 23. Not stinky rank, but DF Rank. Wig may vouch for me, IDK ? I have read Rule 6. I just spent 2 weeks in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean with my wife. That should make me crazy enough to join MOM. I am NOT going to read the last 3 weeks of this thread. That would make me even more crazy. If you don't consider me for membership, I will use this chance to resume a normal life and play PONG at a bar in East Dallas.

Please vote and put me out of my misery. Thank you for your consideration.

Was just in a game with z_(40) and he is really good. Rank 19 and was killing me and splan left and right whooping everyone's butt. Zz silent was also in that game he was good needs some work and realizes it. I vote in on Zz.

Please consider z_(40)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohh and this sheibe fellow I vote in. Only if he writes rule 6 down for all of us to c 40 time on this thread.

Firstly,I want to say thank you for the striker.and I want say sorry to all member of mom,actually,I don't know ruled number 6.I say yes because I want to protect my self to join this group.forgive me.

Look at the first page first post. If I were u i would delete that last post.
Ps. Rule 6 is invisible between 5 and 7. If u dont get it read rule 7

Welcome back Sheibe. Hope ya had a relaxing trip...

The striker16 wrote: Look at the first page first post. If I were u i would delete that last post.
Ps. Rule 6 is invisible between 5 and 7. If u dont get it read rule 7

i actually went back and try to find it lol

SilentKiller, rule #6 IS the most important rule out of all the rules. Striker is correct. It is between 5 and 7. You'll have to read between the lines to actually find rule #6. Trust me, it's there. You'll need reading glasses or find a young lad to read it for ya.

Scheibe, welcome back brother. The MOM squad was lost without you. Really, we were lost. We kept ending up in Duckwing mountain. I'm glad your back. Everyone is glad your back.

As for you Alexninja, tell us more about yourself. Where you live, height, weight, DF rank, your aspirations as a MOM member, favorite color, do you have relatives in Fiji (I need free room and board, so hook me up), who's your favorite MOM member (trick question), and last but not least, why the hell do you want to join a squad that loves to write more than they love to fly? Still wanna join? Oh and I forgot the most important requirement before being accepted in our prestigious and well feared squad. You have to read 7286 comments in our thread, then write a brief 2 sentence narrative of what the comments was all about. All decisions will be decided, very decisively, by our fearless decision makers of MOM. Have a nice day!! Don't forget to support our troops and do something kind to a stranger.

Thank you for the information..

I vote yes for zzsilentkillerzz

I want to say thank you to who vote me . I will never forget your kindness.for wig,thank you so much for eccept me in this group.LIVE M.O.M.

-ZzSilentKillerzZ to all people that vote me and wig-

Chester! Praise Jeebus, now I can shoulder this bloody roster maintenance back onto you! How was Roma? As good as Omaha? I hear they have some breathtaking ruins in Omaha, Rome had its work cut out for it. Please bore us to death with vacation photos. We're all spent from having to bore ourselves.

You didn't miss much, Herr Kopf. I'm happy to recap for you:

We decided that the constitution is an irrelevant, antiquated relic drafted by guys who would be the stupidest kids in your sixth grader's class, were you to have a sixth grader somewhere and I am by no means certain that you don't. They couldn't dial a rotary phone much less check their email on their ipads, would shoot your SUV as some sort of demon from hell, thought leaches could cure scarlet fever...and they'd think we were the ones who're stupid for adhering like children to a dead document drafted to suit times and conditions in a completely different world 230 years ago. "George! Ben! Get over here! You won't believe what these morons still abide by!! No Sh*t, it's that thing we wrote to help hold off the friggin' Brits! Oy vey!!" But we also decided that it's fundamental to American life as we know it that we keep it exactly as we know it (just in case the redcoats show up again) until not only China but every other nation on Earth overtakes us in every meaningful category...because they understand the importance of change and we understand the importance of stagnancy. All this will be fine as long as we're safely stroking our guns. The second amendment, it turns out, is the lynch pin of our freedom since so many occasions have cropped up when we had to pull our Glocks out of our sock drawers and rise up to prevent a corrupt, fascistic government from enslaving us. Happens all the time, it's the guns that keep us safe from rapacious pricks in DC lining their pockets at the expense of blacks, Hispanics and women. Who knew?

We also agreed unanimously that I use my Moderator power to ban at least one M.O.M a day until there's no one left but me. The only criteria is that it's someone who pisses me off. in other words, everyone in the entire squad except Susi-Harakiri and M4rtin. And I'm not so sure about M4rtin.

So, really, nothing much happening, just business as usual. Muck's species change surgery went off without a hitch. He makes a lovely sheep. Tex tried to bar-b-cue himself when all the rest of the meat in Texas was gone, so there's a free slot on the roster if you know anyone who'd like to join and get banned.

The M.O.M Anthem contest is coming along as expected; nobody is doing anything about it, particularly me. At this rate it'll be Sput's 1970's Russian Lololololol guy. That's something to look forward to, y'bet.

Welcome back, CL. The nuthouse hasn't been quite as nutty without ya.

One more quick thought...

The idea of M.O.M was to band together as a small group of elite aces who also happen to manage brighter than middle-school banter. Fail. I was nothing remotely like an "ace" when I launched this thing, but I got in on a pass cuz I was dumb enough to do the work. The banter has been middle-school all the way. Our unifying element is Cake...based on a wiseassed offhand crack I dropped into the MOMifesto purely to make myself laugh.

I am so proud of these results that words fail me. Almost.

I do feel, however, that we need to get back to our original recruitment non-policy policy. Whatever it was. The new members we've voted IN are IN and welcome. From here on out, though, we might want to discuss some measures to maintain the skill standards and, more important by far, the banter chops of the mob.

We've been largely brilliant/lucky in recruiting rising stars who've risen like mad. James aka Firefox 1, Iwata aka Susi-Harakiri, Yakuza, Dibley, Dem, Racin, a dozen others. Great instincts on new member selection. Now that we're as member rich as we are, I'll be re-focusing my recruitment efforts on the same people I've been eyeing for months:

Samweb
TheVampire.
Dragon10000
Calle
coolhandluke
Hell Cat 2
DESERT ROSE

There are still tons of not-quite-yet-super aces racing up the rankings and I don't intend to ignore them. Throw me your thoughts on how we should proceed. Personally I think we need to form a council, initiate evaluation periods, hold elections, develop some sort of typed secret handshake...then get screaming drunk. And I don't even drink. That should give you a sense of my level of commitment to all this. I'm going out and buy a half dozen Ak47's now, so when the Falcons kick in my door I'll be ready.