Noddy wouldn't even spit on himself if he was on fire (he is an Enid Blyton creation) it was always thought there was a bit of latent homosexuality in Noddy for Big Ears. Funny when you look at all that old kids stuff, Bill and Ben and Little Weeed,
AndyPandy and Teddy and loopy Lou all living in that box together, Rupert! Ah now there's a little tyke if ever I saw one, always seemed to bump,into the girl guides in the woods and go off on an 'adventure' with them, or play hide and seek, then ofmcoursemthere Punch and Judy, no domestic bliss in that set up. But then along came the loony left politicians and their straight from mummy and daddy to university to a job in social services or some such, no life experience whatsoever, but have to start telling us how to live what we can and can't do watch, read, well I grew up with the likes of Noddy and Rupert et al and I'm more normal than the majority of the kids and teenagers I see around today

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Anyone seen my sheep!
Anyone seen wig!