I don't want to see anyone quitting mom or the game because other people have sand in there vaginas. Love playing games with the lot of you. Play with honor and play for fun. Any questionable accusations above mentioned are nothing compared to some of the horse shit shannanagins I see everyday. So please. Everyone no more taking down banners or leaving the game. It is a game and clearly we all love it. That's my two cents

Enough said lets just have FUN again. dose anyone remember FUN.....PLEASE....I Love U all like family..No one leave...We are all different thats wat makes us special..We are not robots..don't lose track of who and what we are...We Are MOM the Freaking Best Squad in the game Boys and Girls....MOM Rules...Thank You for letting this crazy ol devil be apart of this.

We are equally as good as the other squads....Just a different family

LOL bomber.... I can afford the phone....I guess I'm just cheap...Thank you though

Were different alright. But I wouldn't have it any other way. I love M.O.M!!!! And I love dogfight!!!!*



* this is we're u clap just a heads up

bomer1 wrote: Dent, get a new free phones, there are pleanty of good phones which costs within $50 with a upgrade of course. Galaxy s2 only costs like $80

$80 !!! That's like £50! Buy em up and I'll flog em over here!!!

Claygod wrote: I don't want to see anyone quitting mom or the game because other people have sand in there vaginas. Love playing games with the lot of you. Play with honor and play for fun. Any questionable accusations above mentioned are nothing compared to some of the horse shit shannanagins I see everyday. So please. Everyone no more taking down banners or leaving the game. It is a game and clearly we all love it. That's my two cents

Ummm.....,er, sand in vaginas, clay, where have you been and more so what have you been doing?! And why weren't we there!?

OK someone clear this up for me please. Pownage is now. Flying as fighter 425 and is flying MOM tag and asking to join falcons is he a MOM im confused.. even so if he is a MOM I've asked him if he wants out to remove tag then silicate other squads without using MOM am I wrong or retarded.. just asking for clarification.. I will shoot next time

Coop, I thought Pownage was a Sky Shark? Did he not start that Squad? I' m confused too?

I'm still working out TheVampire. Dianne. the vampire. Trilogy. Who's on First and is Karma good or bad...??

Skittles vs Gummy Bears.... Cake or Pie...? Is bigpoppasmurf now archangel and if he gave up DF then why is he still flying? Will Dent ever find true happiness as a cross dressing A&P at Corning?? Will Mayans rule the earth after December 21,2012? If my aunt had balls, would she be my uncle?? Are there sheep living in No- mans land and herded by Muck? Will wig reach the top 10 before Thanksgiving? Will simmo ever give up being ????? Simmo?? Can the MOM Thread ever become the next eBay or Facebook??

See how confused I am? No wonder Spawn killing is the next Christmas gift craze..

I'm fine now, thanks...

The Striker16...now that's a kid who's M.O.M material straight down the line. We're like my beloved Detroit Red Wings, we keep finding untried youngsters and misfit talent who turn out to be latent superstars (or older superstars who think they're past their prime but have several stellar seasons left in 'em) waiting for the right team chemistry. Striker, apologies for still not having your banner ready, you've already gone well beyond earning as good a banner as I can dream up but I'm on banner overload...I promise tonight is banner assembly line overtime night. So glad to have you aboard. Same for you, Clay. Nice to have had the chance to fly with you so much lately, as well as with Dibley and Dem AF.

Dent, your pseudo-resignation is received, rejected, shredded, stuffed into a pipe with some mescaline and burned to a most enjoyable effect, thankyooverymuch. Get over this "taking a break" bit. If I can claw my way into the Top 100 on the dated phone and with the ginky unstable wifi service I have, you, Mr. Level 31, can muster up a few more massacres now and then. You against me with five other "aces" all playing on cutting edge devices while sitting atop AT&T's main tower and we'd still be the outgunned underdogs. Focus on updating your wardrobe, let us decide when you're ready to be put out to pasture in DF, k? And maybe loosen the pocketbook latch just enough for one of the affordable new gen phones suggested here. I should talk, knowing precisely which device I want and not yet shelling out the spondulix for it, but broke NYC poets is broke NYC poets. You eat or you play on a new gadget, one or the other but not both. In summary: there shall be no departure of Dent lest it be over my dead wig.

Von Pay, no trouble understanding why you might be a tad hypersensitive given recent events but like so many others here I read Enders comments and the thought of them being interpreted as insulting never, never would have crossed my mind. It's clear to me that he wasn't thinking of you or anyone else, just trying to help with the spawnkilling avoidance tricks. We all have our own, from timing the retry to fall between tank reloading rounds to sitting and smoldering on the runway until a teammate heeds your call for support and destroys the jerk. (I've been the jerk myself a few times lately and have actively called for enemy planes to come seek and destroy me...or killed a couple planes then parked on the runway and converted back to a plane. There's little I enjoy more in the game than tanking a tank killer, it's what generally motivates me to take the tank in the first place and once having blasted the spawn killer I get back into a plane...after a lite snack of a plane or two for my efforts, on occasion, depending on mission goal. ) I view it like Sniper on Deck; self imposed limited ammo then get back in the air. One more of what we can see is a myriad of valid takes on spawn killing, good or bad. I mentioned spawnkilling again, Bopes, I'm ready for my penance. Please no friggin' Skittles. I'm a SnoCaps man.

Listen all, I created this squadron not merely to provide a retreat for grown-up players to commiserate and swap chat on stuff more compelling than, "What grade are you in?" I created it to see if a truly leaderless, all-voices-equal "commune" could survive without "melting down". Militaristic organization kills individual thought and that makes me sick. A military officer takes orders from some other military guys who take orders from politicians with anything but the philosophies of Sun Fuggin' Tzu in mind. A cog is a cog, however high up in the machine. There are no cogs in the M.O.M machine and maybe that's what gets under some people's skin. Or maybe it's one too many shots of Maker's Mark. These uninvited comments won't succeed in fomenting insurrection here. Move on. (Not thinking of you, Von Pay; you know how I feel about you and The Falcons, you're always welcome)

The point of M.O.M as I conceptualized it was/is to see if a disparate group of virtual strangers in a virtual context could come together and thrive, develop bonds, suss out problems and function through good spurts and bad WITHOUT military structure and without "melting down". M.O.M is an anthropological experiment in an online anarchy. It's the very orderlesness that accounts for much of the fun...and for some of the controversy. But could any other militaristic, order and rank and council based squads hold together the way we have with that sort of anti-system system in place of what they favor? Perhaps. They like vanilla, we like chocolate. That's why there's more than one flavor. Neither is better than the other if you like what you like. We don't do "evaluation programs" or "entry requirements" or "council meetings"....if we like a player's style, his/her "vibe", we invite 'em to say hi. If it feels like good chemistry, they're in. This has made for a mix of personalities I couldn't have predicted. And a group bond so much stronger than anything I thought could develop. Outside the core group I knew would be major anchoring presences; SheiBe, Bopes, Zandor, Tex, Paul, Oedius, et al...who knew we'd luck into people of character as strong as Coop, Muck, Pedrinho, Estuardo/DN, Sput, so many others?

Dent, you and Brian are our in-game leaders. Others have found their natural place as leaders of the nutty exchanges on this thread. That can change at any moment. These dynamics are plastic, flexible, evolving. When I see a post by Muck I know I'm in for a treat just as I did in the early days - and still do - with Bopes and Zandor and Tex. That tag over your name in the game is something special to me, D. I was going to PM this to you but I want the mob to know how I feel; you with no M.O.M tag is a saddening prospect.

On the coming side of the coming-and-going through the revolving door that is any assemblage such as this; I played yesterday with Air Com I Richard Bong. Never mind that it's a hilarious name and I'm dyin' to banner it. This cat was like Pacman, dodging the bad guys and devouring everything else in sight. I'd just played with War-of-the-Worlds who was making a meal out of REID, then along comes Dick Bong and pounds War-of-the-Worlds into the sod. Keep a squad-wide lookout for Mr. Bong and, barring any opposing views/votes, tell him he's in if he wants in. I'd stake my reputation on his being that good. And we all know how much my reputation is worth.

As Dent said, "We're equally as good as the other squads...just a different family." I'd append to that, "We're good because of our difference." You lot have exceeded any experimental notions I might've originally had. This thing that started as SheiBe's frustration with kids turned into my dabble in human nature? It's stronger, warmer, more familial and more fun than I ever dreamed...much more important to my "real-world" world than "a game" has any right to be. And it's entirely yours. Raise a Labatt to that, and to yourself for having a full, equal hand in making it happen.

Wig - if you ever need to chat im here as your good friend

coop wrote: OK someone clear this up for me please. Pownage is now. Flying as fighter 425 and is flying MOM tag and asking to join falcons is he a MOM im confused.. even so if he is a MOM I've asked him if he wants out to remove tag then silicate other squads without using MOM am I wrong or retarded.. just asking for clarification.. I will shoot next time

Shoot first...the questions we can always make up after. He's obviously trying to discredit us for some ulterior thingy.

Well said Wig! As always the uncommon voice of common sense and I believe we had a slight meltdown, but we came through it,as a stronger meld than before. I for one am proud to be a part of this anthropological experimental family. But now, now my friends, my brothers, my experimental kinsmen, we must away and build a bigger and a better larder, for now we have not only cake, not only goat curry, not only BBQ'd sheep we have skittles! we have gummy bears (whatever they are) we have pie and we have flan, ( sorry I raided the other squads larders when they wasn't lookin) and now we must away and lay in a goodly supply of SnoCaps for our one and the only Wig! Master of the apocalypse. I mean it.

Now can we go back to serious business of unrestrained, unfettered killing of all noobs!
And I've moved my sheep, no one will ever find them where I've hidden them behind Mt Duckwing.

1. Pownage is in kamikazi last time I checked cause that was my previous squad
2. Thanks for making a banner and don't rush if u can't get to it tonight it ok
3. Muck I found ur sheep and I went all while coyote on them they were good. Mmmmmmmmmm
4. Gummy bears r awsome and I can't believe u don't know what they r
5. Ill help u get snow caps cause i love those too
6. A toast to mom( look at attachment)

Wig, I think I need to renew the bribe after your last post, huh?

And Dent, are you crazy??? What would happen to me and to the other (few) non-skilled-members-of-this-crazy-squad's morale if you don't wear MOM tag during battle? Are you kidding???? Every time Desert Rose's name appears in red on the screen, I immediately click on the menu to see if your name is on the list to help me against that "8th Nostromo Passenger".

Edit: to Wig again: As a literature lover, I read a lot of brazilian and portuguese autors. And after reading Cien Años de Soledad in Spanish (I don't know how this title was translated to English, but the original title means "A hundred years of solitude" - I recommend), I dared to read Ulisses, by James Joyce, few years ago, in English... with no success at all, because this Irish genius uses English like I use my guitar. Pfew! All that said only to let you know that, after reading your last post, I think I can now give Ulisses a second try... lol

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Susi-Harakiri
Xuan K. Zamora
Dem Air Force +
The Striker16
Philip06

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I need name confirmation on Klgeibe. He isn't coming up by that name in the rankings.

Who's still missing a banner? Muck, what's your cat's name and rank?

No my name ingame is walkingdead. Cause I like the show so much

Flyingmuck wrote:

coop wrote: OK someone clear this up for me please. Pownage is now. Flying as fighter 425 and is flying MOM tag and asking to join falcons is he a MOM im confused.. even so if he is a MOM I've asked him if he wants out to remove tag then silicate other squads without using MOM am I wrong or retarded.. just asking for clarification.. I will shoot next time

Shoot first...the questions we can always make up after. He's obviously trying to discredit us for some ulterior thingy.

i havent benn on the actual game in like two weeks benn on twice to see if update worked and that was it

pownage wrote: No my name ingame is walkingdead. Cause I like the show so much

I saw someone the other day flyIng as pownage. So could be we got a loony out there trying to stir up trouble, someone should tell him that we're more than capable of doing that ourselves for ourselves

Briefly caught sight of a no name with MOM tag, left game before I could ask anything. Maybe there is someone out there trying to make things difficult for us! But hey! Difficulty we eat for a bed time snack, DON'T WE GUYS!!!!! and gals. Though I'm gonna eat striker alive on a toasted roll when I catch up with him

Absolutely! And adversity is our middle name. Hmmm... i feel an itch: Now is time to abuse my machinegun. Talley ho!

Man, how I love this squad. From this day forward, whenever I feel a certain itch, what follows it will be referred to as "Abusing my machinegun." As auto-eroto-euphemysticisms go it's a peach!

Attila wrote: Absolutely! And adversity is our middle name. Hmmm... i feel an itch: Now is time to abuse my machinegun. Talley ho!

I thought "old" was our middle name. Wait, it can be said that old age is our final adversary so ... yeah that works.

Attila has no banner:(

Just fun

Attila wrote: Attila has no banner:(

Attila, I just sent you a pm with the image text for the banner Wig made you. Copy and paste it into the signature field in your forum profile "edit" menu.

Good luck!

I have always had trouble finding our MOM album in photobucket. I get no results when I search for MOMsquadron.

Big Tex wrote: I have always had trouble finding our MOM album in photobucket. I get no results when I search for MOMsquadron.

I think the user interface may display slightly differently depending on device used and whether you access it through its app or through a web browser, etc. So ... results may vary?

I don't bother with the search. I just log in to get to it.

Username: MOMsquadron
Password: jimmythelip

TA TAAAAA! Attila has a banner!

Thank you Bopes!

And now Attila puts a steak under his saddle and rides the wide planes of Dogfight. Mind your MOMmy, 'caus 'Honey, i'm home!