D_N wrote: Unfortunately I could not play DogFght these days, I sold my iPad one and I'm looking for a suitable device. I saw the iPad three but did not convince me, I do not know if it was because the screen was dirty or iPad because it was the sample. Well dear comrades of MOM, any suggestions?
WAIT, WHAT?!? You SOLD your iPad?! The same device with which you terrorized the skies while storming into the top 100 in what must be record time?!? The same device you were papally charged to try and avert the Apoco-Wig-Opo-Lips with?!? Are you MAD, BRO?!?!
Besides, I had a nice spot with a plaque reserved for that thing in the sacred relics shrine of the MOM squad room (on the wall above the whiskey drawer, beside the spot reserved for Wig's device after he triggers the apocalypse or is prevented by you from doing so).
Speaking of which, D_N, get thee hence to the nearest tablet shop pronto for a replacement! There might still be time since Wig still has to get like a bajillion points according to b Strachan.
Anyway, the least you could have done was autographed that thing and put it up on eBay. I bet it would have fetched a handsome price from dogfight bidders!