bopes wrote:

coop wrote: Ped skill isn't everything...hell I am the poster child for SUCK.. I was in the enigma squad for a long time before I found my MOM but these guys welcomed me with open arms so you will not leave period the end while I am probably the worst pilot here I was a hell of a tracker and weapons specialist in the military... DON'T MAKE ME COME AND FIND YOU AND GIVE YOU WET WILLIE... lol just kidding my brother you must stay and over time you will become better unless your last name is coop then your screwed... So it has been written shall it be done your staying..

Coop is right. But the truth is, we all suck.

Hence the Suck Factor (SF), first postulated by ScheiBe Kopf, Th.D (Doctor of Thinkology), and subsequently confirmed by my own repeatedly doubly-blinded non-placebo controlled N=1 totally subjective experimentation on the DF killing fields (see bopes, stats of, "deads").

SF is a key component of the Grand Unified Theory (GUT) of Dogfight. The secret to advancement is to embrace the suck factor. Don't fight it. Only when you do that will you rise to the level of your own incompetence.

Go forth and suck, Pedrinho. Bless you my son ...

Whoa, whoa, whoooooaaaa bopes. We all suck? I never received that memo. And neither did Wig. He's climbing the up DF ladder as fast as you can say, "dent wears mini-leather skirts?". Bopes, I know you are the SUPREME GRAND POOBA of DF (kneeling as I type this ridiculous comment), is there any way you can possibly bless all of us with your incompentent wisdom and high level of suckiness, so we can be at the same level as you? (JK of course) Just a thought of the day.

Mav

LosDiablo wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote:

LosDiablo wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

LosDiablo wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote:

LosDiablo wrote: Is karma good or bad

Yes.

Yes to what good or bad?

Yes. Exactly.

Yes thats its good, or yes that its bad

Correct.

Can you just tell me if karma is good?

Ok guess we have to let you know, yes karma is good, but her sister thelma is even better....Now get in the queue !!

Ok thanks muck haha

Mavrk12 wrote: ... Whoa, whoa, whoooooaaaa bopes. We all suck? I never received that memo. And neither did Wig. He's climbing the up DF ladder as fast as you can say, "dent wears mini-leather skirts?". Bopes, I know you are the SUPREME GRAND POOBA of DF (kneeling as I type this ridiculous comment), is there any way you can possibly bless all of us with your incompentent wisdom and high level of suckiness, so we can be at the same level as you? (JK of course) Just a thought of the day.

Mav

We all suck, except Mavrk.

I bless you all with my incontinent wisdom.

Wig has either so embraced SF as to prove it beyond any doubt, or he is the exception which confirms the rule in cases not excepted.

Either way the Apoca-Wig-Opo-Lips is a-comin! Repent, all unbelievers!

So skittles anyone?
I have to start stuffing skittles for the apocalypse.

bopes wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Hey Guys... Wig is now #66 Just one 6 short of being really evil

bopes start planning for an EXORCISM ...

Actually as of this writing (10/15/12) he's now at #65. Twenty-two days ago or thereabouts he was at #99. That gives him a present daily average rate of climb of 1.55 spots per day, a slight increase decrease since last I checked (when he was averaging 1.58 per day).

There are 35 spots to go. Divide that by 1.55 = 22.58 days until the commencement of the next Dogfight Baktun. Looks like it's time for another

Public Service Announcement:

If present trends continue, the new date of the Apoca-Wig-Opo-Lips is November 7, 2012.

Please be guided accordingly.

Disclaimer: all estimates assume as accurate the forum's reckoning of when a post was posted (i.e. "three weeks, one day ago"). Also, projections based on a prior daily average do not account for extreme deviations that may occur going forward. Calculus anyone? I never got past Algebra in school.

Oh my! Could this be coinciding with upcoming elections as sort of an added catalyst to this "fulfillment of prophecy"? Perphaps by divine Providence? Stay tuned boys & girls as the plot quickly thickens.

[e]Sputnik wrote: So skittles anyone?
I have to start stuffing skittles for the apocalypse.

Bake cake, lots of cake, put skittles in cake, lots of skittles, we of the fellowship of MOM's will survive. I think.

Bake it and they will come.

I will not be playing the game tomorrow I have basketball till 4:30 and then I'm watching the girl I like play volley ball

bama21 wrote: I will not be playing the game tomorrow I have basketball till 4:30 and then I'm watching the girl I like play volley ball

Wait! Watching a girl play volley ball is more important than Dog Fight! What's the world coming to!!!

bama21 wrote: I will not be playing the game tomorrow I have basketball till 4:30 and then I'm watching the girl I like play volleybreat ball[/quoOOOHHHHH! WAIT UNTIL THE PICTURES COME!....catch your breath....

bama21 wrote: I will not be playing the game tomorrow I have basketball till 4:30 and then I'm watching the girl I like play volley ball

BAMA. BAMA. sitting in a tree,,,,,,,,,,,, K.......I......S........S......I......N....G........!!!....

First comes love....... What comes next these days....??? Then comes alimony ?? Then comes your friend, living in your house...

Bama, there really are something's, as you will learn in this journey called life, that are best kept to yourself, or at least kept of this illustrious highbrow thread of academia, watching a girl you like play volley ball is one of em!
PS, does she have an older sister?

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

bama21 wrote: I will not be playing the game tomorrow I have basketball till 4:30 and then I'm watching the girl I like play volley ball

BAMA. BAMA. sitting in a tree,,,,,,,,,,,, K.......I......S........S......I......N....G........!!!....

First comes love....... What comes next these days....??? Then comes alimony ?? Then comes your friend, living in your house...

I thought is was like
First comes love... Then the child..... It could go two ways from here.

1st. After the child.... THe wife fights... Then divorce... Then death.


2nd after the child .... Grows up... Lives and dies with wife

Volleyball? Keep your eyes up.

[e]Sputnik wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

bama21 wrote: I will not be playing the game tomorrow I have basketball till 4:30 and then I'm watching the girl I like play volley ball

BAMA. BAMA. sitting in a tree,,,,,,,,,,,, K.......I......S........S......I......N....G........!!!....

First comes love....... What comes next these days....??? Then comes alimony ?? Then comes your friend, living in your house...

I thought is was like
First comes love... Then the child..... It could go two ways from here.

1st. After the child.... THe wife fights... Then divorce... Then death.

2nd after the child .... Grows up... Lives and dies with wife

Sometimes Sput, the child comes first.....,from there it's downhill all the wayyyyy!

Haha. Flyingmuck just for you she does have an older sister

bama21 wrote: Haha. Flyingmuck just for you she does have an older sister

Does she play volley ball?!

No she 20 something I think

Muck, I just gave you a Karma boost. I'm not sure what it says about my regard for you as I'm now profoundly confused on the question of whether Karma is good or bad. Boosting your Karma (or "KarMAH, as Norville Barnes would say) may have been an affectionate pat on the back or a derisive slap in the face. If you consider it a slap we can settle the matter like men. On the volleyball court.

Bama, does the girl you like's older sister have a friend?

. Wigbomb wrote: Bama, does the girl you like's older sister have a friend?

Bama? Does your friends sisters friend have an older aunt who's younger sister may be partially blind and hard of hearing enough to want to....... .?? What was the question? Oh yes I remember, is Karma good or bad and WHO's on First.

Thanks Devil for inviting me into the MOM squad. Thanks to all for letting me in the squad. So nice to fly the MOM Banner. philip06

. Wigbomb wrote: Muck, I just gave you a Karma boost. I'm not sure what it says about my regard for you as I'm now profoundly confused on the question of whether Karma is good or bad. Boosting your Karma (or "KarMAH, as Norville Barnes would say) may have been an affectionate pat on the back or a derisive slap in the face. If you consider it a slap we can settle the matter like men. On the volleyball court.

If that's the girls volley ball court I'll take as a slap in the face in the best possible taste, if it's an affectionate pat on the back I vote we still get on the girls volleyball court, slap pat pat slap, have you seen some of those volley ball babes, slap 'n' pat me till the cows come home or the Wigappopopolips happens whatever comes first so to speak, pass the ball old chap!

Bama see what you've gone and did, now you have post pictures of the girl playing volley ball you like, her older sister, her older sisters friends aunts older sister and....do you follow?

Oh and as a reward you get to see Agnes but only if Sput agrees, or disagrees

philip06 wrote: Thanks Devil for inviting me into the MOM squad. Thanks to all for letting me in the squad. So nice to fly the MOM Banner. philip06

That's ever so polite Philip, but don't worry we have a cure!

Oh welcome to the funny farm

. Wigbomb wrote: Muck, I just gave you a Karma boost. I'm not sure what it says about my regard for you as I'm now profoundly confused on the question of whether Karma is good or bad. Boosting your Karma (or "KarMAH, as Norville Barnes would say) may have been an affectionate pat on the back or a derisive slap in the face. If you consider it a slap we can settle the matter like men. On the volleyball court.

Just to muddy the confusing convolutions a little more I have slapped you with some aforesaid karma, Thelma wasn't available, she was last seen sitting on Paul's lap with her arms outstretched shouting wheeeee! As they gathered speed in his wheelchair, Paul was also heard to be shouting wheeee! But his arms were not outstretched.

HA!

I don't know how to post pictures

bama21 wrote: I don't know how to post pictures

See your great and illustrating master of prodigies Sputnick master baker of skittle filled cake.....what was the question?