Ronnie Biggs, I hereby certify you insane! What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start!
This one should offend multiple sensibilities.
A priest, a lawyer, and a school teacher find themselves in a lifeboat with 40 3rd graders after their steam powered, ocean certified cruise ship unexpectedly sank. It was obvious that the lifeboat was too heavy. It was slowly taking on water. Something had to be done.
The teacher deliberately made eye contact with the priest and lawyer. He said, "We're too heavy. We're sinking. I say we throw these kids overboard. " He looked to the lawyer.
The lawyer shrugged and said, "OK. I say screw the kids." The lawyer then looked at the priest.
The priest looked at the kids. He looked at the water in the boat. He looked at the ocean. Finally he looked at the teacher and lawyer. The priest replied, "Screw the kids... do you guys think we have enough time?"
Congrats on law school, Ronnie! Keep your soul clean, be a prosecutor!