Sure Raz! Go to page one and submit your email telling us about yourself. We will also need a public declaration that you are Mean, Old in spirit at least, and Manly in a curmudgeonly fashion. We will also need an ounce of virgin blood. We require the right of first refusal to your first born. Ghostrider will require your financial information and pin codes (he's a small business owner, so you can trust him). I actually already know all of this since I am with the government, so consider this a lie detector. M.O.M loves cake, so give us a nice one. We also require a public declaration that all 12 year Olds must die, all 13 year Olds must die, all 14 year Olds must die, and so on. On e we get your email, we will pretend to deliberate for a stupidly long or short period of time. The final step is the trickiest. We have to hope Muck is complying with his probation and not visiting "those" kind of Internet sites anymore (he claims it was research), and we'll get a tag on you! Easy, right?