Quit Bug J4ff wrote: Good day Momrades.
Christmas fever is building in the Bug household.My little one is going nuts,she's so excited bless her.Ahhh to be young again.
Anyway with all this festiveness,it got me dragging out the Xmas tapes CD's.
I knew I shouldn't have trawled through YouTube looking for other hits its evil .One typo and hits turn to tits
Enjoy Mommers.
Sara X Presents: A Very Sara Xmas:

OMG! Is it Christmas already? I got buried in books and lost then track of time.

I played a few games last night and noticed that when I tilt my device for fine tune adjusting that on screen it didn't adjust smooth, For lack of better words it kind of jumped a pixel or two at a time. Seeming to always jump just over or just under or just to the side of my target. Has anyone else seen this recently or can I just chalk this up to a lag related issue. At times it did get laggy in game, I cant imagine why...

It must be you, Greg. There's never been anything buggy about Dogfight. Chalk it up to pilot error.

Spot-on, Rick. I've tried to put my frustration into words a couple times, but at this point, anything you can say is redundant. At least you'd think the developer would have the decency to add a fresh glitch occasionally.

Honestly, though. Is Zuperman even writing code at this point? Someone should write a song about that.

GAW is currently ranked 261 and needs 214,024 points to level up to that magical 31.

Hope this lag improves. Getting hard to play.

Theres only room for one bug in this game

As far as the pixel jumpin/ frame drop.ive always had this to some degree but it seems worse lately.With all the server switchin over the last two days and me installing a new OS.I put the worsening down to the sour Lollipop

Zup was online yesterday while migrating servers.Said the paid version is comin soon.He also said he is back to a one man oufit.Echoboom still exists but has no employees(Happy xmas Jesus ) said he cant pay their wages.

I'm unfortunately struggling to feel any pity for him.

1) He should have never removed the paid version in the first place.
2) Regardless of servers migrating (which is still a recent developement, all things considered), he should still have coded at least one update within the last 3 months.

I don't know what his general strategy is. I don't even want him to give us squad wars, mods, or anything he's promised. I just want my tank to stop flying, my framerate to be even slightly higher than your average PowerPoint presentation, no invisible planes ruining bombing missions, and no more underwater tanks. I want to stop losing connection, I want W8.1 to stop spinning at 100,000 knots, and I want the word "c*nt" included in the automute. I don't give a damn about moving on, I just want what we have right now to work. And there's no reason why it shouldn't.

cant???

KA5EY wrote: cant???

Are you Brick Top?"honourable cant.Feed em to the pigs Arold"
Done in your best cockney accent

Mac. I kinda like the flying tank... If you catch it just right and get it to land anywhere but on its wheels er tracks it bypasses the whole sinking deal AND if your good enough to have it pointing at the ship after everything is said and done... thats gotta be worse than sneaking in an outnumbered game, tanking in a df, or invisable bombing. but I have done it.

I just always used the excuse "bad luck for the red team" with the mind set of "theyd do it to me". Is that bad???

Wigbomb wrote:

McFate wrote: Any similiarties between characters in the stories and real players is coincidental...okay maybe slightly intentional. (Ahem, Wig, Paul...)

Obviously I'm the one referred to as "Daniel Boone"...but which one's supposed to be Paul?

Face Palm!

Actually, you're safe Wig, you've got a pic in 'faces of dogfight'

I like the flying tank also. I have hit the carrier a couple of time while flying my tank

KA5EY wrote: cant???

Cent???

McFate wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

McFate wrote: Any similiarties between characters in the stories and real players is coincidental...okay maybe slightly intentional. (Ahem, Wig, Paul...)

Obviously I'm the one referred to as "Daniel Boone"...but which one's supposed to be Paul?

Face Palm!

Actually, you're safe Wig, you've got a pic in 'faces of dogfight'

That photo was a scam, it was put there by Whiplash as part of his cyberstalker-troll campaign.

Here, I snapped a selfie for you with my new iFlintlock 6...

Wigbomb wrote:

McFate wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

McFate wrote: Any similiarties between characters in the stories and real players is coincidental...okay maybe slightly intentional. (Ahem, Wig, Paul...)

Obviously I'm the one referred to as "Daniel Boone"...but which one's supposed to be Paul?

Face Palm!

Actually, you're safe Wig, you've got a pic in 'faces of dogfight'

That photo was a scam, it was put there by Whiplash as part of his cyberstalker-troll campaign.

Here, I snapped a selfie for you with my new iFlintlock 6...

Oh theGodofGods! Put on some pants and switch it back! You'd look better as one of your banner pics!

McFate wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

McFate wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

McFate wrote: Any similiarties between characters in the stories and real players is coincidental...okay maybe slightly intentional. (Ahem, Wig, Paul...)

Obviously I'm the one referred to as "Daniel Boone"...but which one's supposed to be Paul?

Face Palm!

Actually, you're safe Wig, you've got a pic in 'faces of dogfight'

That photo was a scam, it was put there by Whiplash as part of his cyberstalker-troll campaign.

Here, I snapped a selfie for you with my new iFlintlock 6...

Oh theGodofGods! Put on some pants and switch it back! You'd look better as one of your banner pics!

We aims to please.

Oh, god...

A bumper sticker I saw recently seems apropos

Oof. That's just wrong.

I think it was Big C who once recommended this procedure:

Lol wig my sides are aching.

If someone could give DaHun some MOM love I would appreciate it. It seems that he thinks camping and spawn killing is fun. I haven't had a good chance yet to catch him where I could do it myself. Thanks guys.

Quit Bug J4ff wrote: Lol wig my sides are aching.

BOSS!!!!!

Catching Old Saint Nicklaus in his "Party Boy Pose" and then sharing it with us all. Is fricking "Priceless"!!! Man that was funny!!!!!

Very funny wig I played a few games last night. Went to go play just now and there is nothing but red on every server WTF wasn't he getting new servers and what's with this pay to play thing on apple i pay 5.99 every six months were dose that money go?

BStrachan wrote: Very funny wig I played a few games last night. Went to go play just now and there is nothing but red on every server WTF wasn't he getting new servers and what's with this pay to play thing on apple i pay 5.99 every six months were dose that money go?

The money goes toward keeping Dogfight growing and evolving and at the highest level of professional game quality in terms of creative design, technical stability and conscientious customer service.

Wigbomb wrote:

BStrachan wrote: Very funny wig I played a few games last night. Went to go play just now and there is nothing but red on every server WTF wasn't he getting new servers and what's with this pay to play thing on apple i pay 5.99 every six months were dose that money go?

The money goes toward keeping Dogfight growing and evolving and at the highest level of professional game quality in terms of creative design, technical stability and conscientious customer service.

YEMX wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

BStrachan wrote: Very funny wig I played a few games last night. Went to go play just now and there is nothing but red on every server WTF wasn't he getting new servers and what's with this pay to play thing on apple i pay 5.99 every six months were dose that money go?

The money goes toward keeping Dogfight growing and evolving and at the highest level of professional game quality in terms of creative design, technical stability and conscientious customer service.

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Oooh. Oooh.
Is that the only pic you have. It could turn out interesting. Its gotta come back out...

The possibilities are endless. Maybe a smoke ring or two... Without lag would be even better.

KA5EY wrote:

YEMX wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

BStrachan wrote: Very funny wig I played a few games last night. Went to go play just now and there is nothing but red on every server WTF wasn't he getting new servers and what's with this pay to play thing on apple i pay 5.99 every six months were dose that money go?

The money goes toward keeping Dogfight growing and evolving and at the highest level of professional game quality in terms of creative design, technical stability and conscientious customer service.

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Oooh. Oooh.
Is that the only pic you have. It could turn out interesting. Its gotta come back out...

The possibilities are endless. Maybe a smoke ring or two... Without lag would be even better.

Well this photo was taken just before she let it back out!

How much to gouge out both my eyes?

Okay, someone please explain to me why I'm still getting these "reports".

(copied from an email just received)
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Report Sender: WFTV NEWS (WFTV NEWS)
Report Reason: threating the us gov news
Report Message: if he hacked in are servers he will go to jail and we will fine him up to $9000,000 and we will sued him in court
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I didn't want such garbage cluttering my email inbox even back when I actually was a moderator and actually cared about this game.

I do feel bad for the person threating the us gov news, though. Up to nine thousand hundred thousand dollars is a stiff fine. To say nothing of the fact that they will sued him. Getting sueded sucks.

Are we sure it isn't WTF News? I'm quite sure it isn't Fox News. It's much too articulate.

Wig.Its that tool end stormspotter.Talkin shite on world chat b4.
I was expecting one.