Thats the Dumb idiot...

YEMX wrote:

KA5EY wrote:

YEMX wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

BStrachan wrote: Very funny wig I played a few games last night. Went to go play just now and there is nothing but red on every server WTF wasn't he getting new servers and what's with this pay to play thing on apple i pay 5.99 every six months were dose that money go?

The money goes toward keeping Dogfight growing and evolving and at the highest level of professional game quality in terms of creative design, technical stability and conscientious customer service.

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Oooh. Oooh.
Is that the only pic you have. It could turn out interesting. Its gotta come back out...

The possibilities are endless. Maybe a smoke ring or two... Without lag would be even better.

Well this photo was taken just before she let it back out!

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Oh! MAN!
Im not gonna be hungry for a while...
Gotta look away,....gotta think of smoking

Some of the pictures on this page... Can we just move on to the next one, already?







Ah, there's something I could look at for hours...

Wigbomb wrote: How much to gouge out both my eyes?

Okay, someone please explain to me why I'm still getting these "reports".

(copied from an email just received)
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Report Sender: WFTV NEWS (WFTV NEWS)
Report Reason: threating the us gov news
Report Message: if he hacked in are servers he will go to jail and we will fine him up to $9000,000 and we will sued him in court
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I didn't want such garbage cluttering my email inbox even back when I actually was a moderator and actually cared about this game.

I do feel bad for the person threating the us gov news, though. Up to nine thousand hundred thousand dollars is a stiff fine. To say nothing of the fact that they will sued him. Getting sueded sucks.

Are we sure it isn't WTF News? I'm quite sure it isn't Fox News. It's much too articulate.

If you think that's bad, look what the hell I just got...

-Just Beyond The Sunset

Just beyond the sunset
Someone waits for me
Just beyond the sunset
Lies my destiny
Where the purple mountains
Lie in deep tranquillity
There I’ll find the treasure
Of love eternally

 Just beyond the sunset
Waits someone so fair
Just beyond the sunset
All alone they wait there
Their hair is golden
The colour of the sand
Their eyes sparkle in the night
Like diamonds in your hand

Just beyond the sunset
Lies a home for me
Where the world is peaceful
Like a paradise should be
Just beyond the sunset
Someday is where you’ll find me.

From WFTV News.
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Dear sir, to you I can only say...

Crack is bad.

Mac wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: How much to gouge out both my eyes?

Okay, someone please explain to me why I'm still getting these "reports".

(copied from an email just received)
____

Report Sender: WFTV NEWS (WFTV NEWS)
Report Reason: threating the us gov news
Report Message: if he hacked in are servers he will go to jail and we will fine him up to $9000,000 and we will sued him in court
____

I didn't want such garbage cluttering my email inbox even back when I actually was a moderator and actually cared about this game.

I do feel bad for the person threating the us gov news, though. Up to nine thousand hundred thousand dollars is a stiff fine. To say nothing of the fact that they will sued him. Getting sueded sucks.

Are we sure it isn't WTF News? I'm quite sure it isn't Fox News. It's much too articulate.

If you think that's bad, look what the hell I just got...

-Just Beyond The Sunset

Just beyond the sunset
Someone waits for me
Just beyond the sunset
Lies my destiny
Where the purple mountains
Lie in deep tranquillity
There I’ll find the treasure
Of love eternally

 Just beyond the sunset
Waits someone so fair
Just beyond the sunset
All alone they wait there
Their hair is golden
The colour of the sand
Their eyes sparkle in the night
Like diamonds in your hand

Just beyond the sunset
Lies a home for me
Where the world is peaceful
Like a paradise should be
Just beyond the sunset
Someday is where you’ll find me.

From WFTV News.
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Dear sir, to you I can only say...

Crack is bad.

Wow. Imagine how long it took him to thumb-type that in World Chat.

Well after the last few pictures I've seen posted, I had to post something to put me back into the holiday mood.

CRAZYWOLF wrote:

Well after the last few pictures I've seen posted, I had to post something to put me back into the holiday mood.

I wouldn't mind putting her on the "naughty" list...

Sir Cricket I meant no disrespect and i hope you know that! Great flying with you today!

[M]SKY.FOXX wrote: Sir Cricket I meant no disrespect and i hope you know that! Great flying with you today!

I know that, Foxx. Just wasn't sure what you meant, but I gotcha now. Good game and thanks for the help.

Oh man that hurt my eyes like someone put forks in them.
I can't even quote the post because that would make the photo to be seen again.
Thank you very much, now never do that again.

EDIT: It posted before Id finished it.

Hi Mommas

I want to big up DF and thank Zup for keeping this 'place' afloat so long, so we can make a home here

.... .. ..... . . .... . .. ........ .. . .. . . . . . .... . .. .... Over

Am having tech probs posting, last one incomplete. Anyhow, pay Zuperman to support DF and listen to this gem lol

Howzit brothers!? Just popping in to say hi

I'm having a bad day.

Go Vikings.

Damn you, Cricket.

Looks like my life time subscription to DogFight has just died. O well I guess lifetime has a different meaning to Zup. It time to pay again or hang it up, I haven't made up my mind which one. I guess I'll wait and see if he gets rid of the lag or if it we have to pay for lag.

Spoiler alert: he won't fix anything.

So, M.O.Ms, now that this pasture has dried out... Where to now?

I would've loved to have made MORAF, but that just didn't happen, I guess.

HI M.O.M

Just stopping by to show some love! I hope all is well!!!
Happy holidays

your friend
Eagle21

Looks like Mac got the sac.
You're a good kid you just took it too far like the roo.
Hope alls well with you.
Laters

Well I'm going to give it a try. I've gambled with a whole lot more than $1.99 a month in the past and lost. I figure it will take the new update a while to get across all platforms, then another week or so to fix the bugs that may pop in after that.

GAW is liking the new Ipad. Found that if sensitivity is set to full, I don't get beat as bad in chase encounters. Just changed that setting last night. Best keep your thumb on the throttle for shooting though.

Current world rank is 256, need 192,484 points to make moraf. Still have a ways to go.

why was mac banned

Message from THE VOID

"Mac isn't done. Not even close. The developer has made clear where he stands on discussion of his game's quality, or lack thereof. I really wish he had answered my challenge. I was trying to get him to tell us what he has been doing these last few months, not telling him not to charge us. I was one of those who said he should never have stopped charging.

As it is, I'm done with Zuperman. If you've got the money to waste, I don't judge. It's still a fun game, after all, I completely understand if it's worth two bucks to you. I've got a second in-game account, I'll pop in now and then.

Mac doesn't quit. I'll be leaving on my own terms, in my own time, thank you very much. And time is something I have far too much of."

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WTF!! I haven't tried to fly in a bit. Too much real life going on. We are now having to pay again??? The only plus I can see is all of the little douches that will go away. The con is that when someone tells me I never have to pay again, I expect that to be true. I'm very conflicted. I'm not sure what to do with this one... I do really enjoy the peeps and this forum. Merry $%*@!*& Christmas....

Very exited about all the promissed good things that are to come our way, now that the 'new servers' are about to shower us with all their benefits......and so on.

Someone made a disturbing remark on the world chat just now: " what new servers? It's just a way to deminish the number of players, hoping it will cure some lag".

Luckily I have absolutely no knowledge of such things, so I am like an impatient kid, awaiting his shiny wrapped gift.

I don't think the payment scheme can work.Has it really been thought out? 6 minutes between games is not a major impact so a lot of people aren't gonna pay anyway.So they'll still play free getting piggy backed by the subscribers.They will still benefit from the premium servers unless they get maxed out.If I play daytime here in the UK the games are quiet so I doubt any queuing.I play plenty of freemium games where it takes so many minutes to gain a credit/heart etc and then you need x amount of them to play.Can take hours to get enough to play again.Should be the same here.Obviously connected to live servers there's no clock changing gonna work.Unlimited hearts for subscribers and a time earned hearts for freeloaders non payers.Quit out a game you loose the credit.
Plus if I pay,when the update actually works instead of black screening me,I want a shiney new plane that turns as fast as win8.1

But the win 8.1 planes don't turn any faster. Your just not doing something right. Plus all win 8.1 players go thru an extensive training program that develops their skills, so that mer mortals are a pointless little distraction to the game.

Ok not those exact words were told to me the last time, I questioned the abilities of a win8 player, but it was real close to that