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The Mean Old Men 10 years 10 months ago #228734

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McFate- Love the Santa story. My oldest found it at school in 4th or 5th grade and called me on it. Within 2 years both of the boys had spilled the beans to the girls. Now Santa is a coercive exercise.

Random Lawchild: "Dad, we know Santa's not real."

Lawman: "Then don't expect any stinking presents from Santa. Those go to the people that support fat, creepy bearded guys that sneak into your house, eat you cookies, leave you crap, and may or may not lead an alternative lifestyle with a partner who loves making pithy sayings with supermodel backdrops!"

Random Lawchild: "OK, Dad! I freaking believe in Santa! Can we drop it now?"

BS- No shame in a bankruptcy, brother. It is there to help folks get back on track. You just gotta make sure you can take the 7 year or so credit rating hit. If you are stuck under credit card debt, a lot of them will settle with you on their own.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Rudolf Rednose wrote:


Yes, my grandmother can attest to the truth of this...
You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?
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YAY for me I found a new Job, nicely just before my none compete gardening leave pay ends - I am Thankful this Thanksgiving for sure!

The sky's will be a little safer for none MOM's come Jan when I start.

That is all.....
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Just read the post and would put a Thank you to u all bit kinda to much waiting time...
My 11 year old son new that when he was 7 that santa wasn't real...
Damn him..cos he never told me... He just loved the Presents :woohoo:

B...ur health is always the most important....
No shame in being bankrupt... just think it through....
I guess im kinda lucky cos iv always beleived in some one watching over me in really tough times..
U all take care..

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Hi folks just letting you all know christmas has come early for me, we got a granddaughter :cheer: .
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Congratulations Gizmo!!!!
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Congrats Giz ol buddy! Wonderful way to kick off the holiday season!
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Congrats Gizmo!
Thats Great News! :cheer:

Now...Now... Hold On.... Wooooo! :ohmy:
What r u trying to say? :huh:
So for all those who still belive in XMass is that u found her in a XMass Sock? :whistle:

I knew Santa's real....
Now I gotta go get myself a Very Big XMass Sock so Santa can fit an SUV in it :P
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Ps.
I cant seem to be able to type on WC...
and ingame while playing...so please excuse me if i dont respond...
But I will respond in game by tipping the wings so u know... :(
Thanks!
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A grandbaby? Congratulations Giz, that's awesome!
You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?
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Hi !! wig, such allies eagles? Everything okay?
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Rick

I finally really looked at the creepy thing you call a banner! This immediately sprang to mind. You should adjust your banner accordingly to acknowledge our useful canine buds!

www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/...anted-dead/19167397/




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Mac wrote: Guys, I'm addicted.

I can't go ten minutes without thinking about it.

Every time I sit down, I have to look at my phone.

I'll soon be a nervous wreck. I won't be able to think of anything else.

Why are there still five days to go???

Packers. Patriots. Lambeau Field. Sunday.

On November 30th, for four hours, I will be selling my soul to the Green Bay Packers.

This is what I get like mid-season. Imagine the Super Bowl?



Better sit down! I think they've peaked! :ohmy:
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Congrats Gizmo on the new addition. I have four now. Spoil away grand dad.
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TXLAWAN that flag mean?

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Grats Gizmo on your new granddaughter . Post us a picture if u can.


Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around.
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I do not understand what you mean ??? ...

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Now, Tx, I happen to know that Rick is very proud of that banner. Not that it isn't creepy

Ted, we haven't peaked yet. Didja see that Vikings game?

Rojo, I'll be allies with any Black Eagle, any day. Rodama, Charlie, Tony... Always better blue.
You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?
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Baron,

Como se dice, "Ew"? No me gusta el mano en la boca de la perra! Pero, en Tejas un pero encontre una clavera de un violador! :woohoo:

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yeah blue jajaj.mejor not hesitate jeje.siempre a pleasure to see our allies in sky dogfihht
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who is ricki?
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Welcome to Lagfight, aka Bugfight, aka Jokeuin's paradise.

Available servers include BoriMoM, Lag-fest-ubert, Masurian Lags, and three others that may or may not even work, nobody f*ckin' knows.

Available missions are Lagfight, Attack the Zeppelag, that other one that nobody plays Defend the zeppelag, Capture the Laggier, Walloped by Windows, and Bomb the Base. That last one's actually pretty fun.

In-game perks include underwater tanks, a tunnel system that has only been seen once, by some random old guy, fast planes that are inexplicably slow compared to other people's fast planes, and destructible environment that consists of a bridge that you can bomb. Neat.

Available for absolutely free, because we wouldn't want to risk a profit, would we?


Oh well, back into the game I go...
You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?
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baron rojo wrote: who is ricki?


Rick is Wig.
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Ok mac
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baron rojo wrote: who is ricki?


That's me, Charli! Whoa... Dragon Rojo and Charli8 are the same guy? How did I miss that?

Kevin, congratulations on the new addition to the Family Gizmo! Wonderful news, that.

Mac, you omitted everyone's favorite mission, "Flame the M.O.M", the one that crops up...well, pretty much every f*ckin' time you play. I love that one, it's my fave.

Now what's all this about my happy puppy banner?

Wigipedia
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Rick

If you could arrange the puppy to be holding a decomposing skull, it would be a grand banner! And one of those dogs needs a stinking bikini!! :woohoo:




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Okay, so, I go through this same thing at this time every year. What was it I was thankful for again? I rack my brain but whatever the main thing is it always eludes me.

Sure, I'm thankful for family and friends, naturally. Thankful for my MOMrades here, check. Thankful for all the kindness and compassion shown to me and my family through recent difficult times from all directions, not least of which from here in our merry band...yes, deeply so.

I'm thankful for art and music and poetry and humor and all sorts of things, but the one most thank-worthy thing I know I'm thankful for, the one that's right on the tip of my tongue, is...is...


Nope, can't think of it. Oh well. I'm sure it'll come to me next year.

Happy Thanksgiving, M.O.Ms.

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So, as the hours tick away on this Wednesday the 26th, I realize that tomorrow is Thanksgiving, the day of the year upon which we try to concentrate on contentment, peace, gratitude, and preparing for the day after, on which we madly trample all who are in our way to provide the most brutal example of mass consumer greed. So, prepare for preachiness, and read this sappy mess of a post if you dare.

In hindsight, this has been a... Weird year. It doesn't feel like it's been a year since last year, but it's been a long year, at the same time. Time is like that, you know.

I started this year at one of the lowest points of my life. Now, I'm at one of the highest, and this community, and especially M.O.M and Gunners Inc, has played no small part. I've found my niche, the place where I belong, both in the virtual world and the real one.

I'm thankful that I was given a chance here. I'm thankful for Rick's kindness and helpfulness, with the mutual respect we've gained for each other. I look forward to the continuance of our friendship.

I'm thankful for my incredible family: my parents have been together for 21 years through thick and thin and I have a great relationship with each and every one of my siblings.

I'm thankful to cheer for a team that's been relative for almost 25 years. I'm thankful that we're dominant in our division, so I can mock the rivals' fans. I'm thankful for tomorrow's great slate of games.

I'm thankful that I've never missed a meal, never gone without, and while our family is well below the poverty line, we're blessed with all the conveniences of the modern world.

I'm thankful that for the first time, we've had the same three working vehicles for over a year.

I'm thankful for so much more. But M.O.M certainly makes the top 100 list. And so do each and every one of those who have helped me along my actually-surprisingly-real virtual way.

Get back to me in 24 hours, when I'll have the list of things I'm not thankful for. Black Friday, amirite?



Have a wonderful day tomorrow,
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Congratulations Giz, that's wonderful news.
One more to spoil :P
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly
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Hope the next year is just as fruitfull Mac! And, Happy Thanksgiving to MOMrades across the globe!
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