Great to see the Duck up and about!

Also, yesterday morning (first ever sighting for me) I encountered a player named LESA sporting the MOM tag. So, big warm welcome and all... game ended before I could enquire into the wedding plans Wig, but the name change thing looks encouraging.

Oh, and I thought I'd re-post the below here (originally posted on the NLR thread) in case (Coop excepted) any of you MOMs missed it. It's important we all stay up to speed on the latest weaponry developments.

bopes wrote:

MOM SHMOM ..  My leader has a frickin Unicorn  

Yeah, but MOM's R&D team is working round the clock to develop laser beams we can shoot out of our giant "old man" glasses.

bopes wrote: Here are the latest prototypes currently under development of the Giant Old-Man Laser-Emitting Glasses of MOM (GOMLEGOMOM)

Sput, on the left, is sporting the prodigy model. It has a one megajoule laser pulse and delivers roughly the same energy as 200 grams of high explosive, with the same basic effect on a target. The primary damage mechanism is mechanical shear, caused by reaction when the surface of the target is explosively evaporated. Set on low it can also be used, in a pinch, to bake Cake. 

Wig (right) has the full-featured senior version. It is a gas dynamic laser (GDL), based on differences in relaxation velocities of molecular vibrational states. It has high energy efficiency (as high as 30%) and very high power output for military applications.

Look upon them and weep, oh golden pony trinkets of the Lunar Republic!

Another false profet of M.O.M tonight something-PINOY???? I asked about the tag and he/she awnserd with im a mom baby and left.. vela seemed to know this person.Hope R&D get these beauties perfected quick...

Pretty sure this is the same Pinoy I was in game with last weekend but, before the MOM tag. Did he have a high rank?

Bopes, if that isn't the funniest post in the history of funny Dogfightthegameappforum posting it'll do until something funnier comes along!

btw Your Bopeliness, sorry I kept dropping in and out of a mission just now, but I was on the verge of finishing one up with REID when my connection dropped. It took minutes off my life expectancy for an average 108 year old American male with chronic molecular vibrational emissions but I finally did get back in. If those glasses work as well in the field as they appear to do on paper (this IS paper, right? I've only ever read about the stuff. In books.) I should be able to fire a burst in one mission and destroy a zeppelin in another. Of course my head will explode with each shot, but that's why they call me...um...hang on, it'll come to me...it's right on the tip of my skull...

LESA looks great with the new name and M.O.M tag, don't she?! I lavished her with praise a couple days ago and I'm almost positive at least 5% of it made anything remotely resembling sense to her. That's 4% more than made sense to me.

Coop...was it possibly Pinoy-{Boang}? I keep tellin' ya, this punk is a wiseass. I've seen him flying with that twist on the legitimate ace, Pinoy-Visay (er sumpin' like dat) Lately he's just been going with {Boang}. I vote that we ignore him. It's the attention that makes him think he's clever. The REAL Pinoy-Vasay (what's in a name?) would be a great addition to M.O.M.

Yeah, the real Pinoy is who I was thinking about. I could not imagine him doing something low like that.

Thanks Wig. That was quite comical the tourette-ic speed with which you joined/left/joined/left the game there.

That very same MOM-postor , named Balut-Pinoy, was in that very same game, along with Blobularz, vela and some others. As was, later, Reid and Rickenfaker. Vela seemed quite amused by pinoy's choice of name.

HI VERYONE I M HAPPY TO HERE KNOW U~

My job is a nurse I like to play flight games

LESA wrote: HI VERYONE I M HAPPY TO HERE KNOW U~

Welcome again, Lesa!

LESA wrote: My job is a nurse I like to play flight games

welcome aboard lesa..

. Wigbomb wrote: I have more than enough warring personalities to want to add SheiBe's to the schizophrenic mix, thankyooverymuch.

Dawson. You're a MOM. Get over your denial and join. It is written...let it be done.

I have zero knowledge of Grayjdub/duck/dunkin'donut or whatever his/her name is, but if there's a "Hi" post from him/her/it I'm with the rest of all y'all, let's get the pertinent details and have us a wee votey.

{Boang} is still flying around with an unauthorized MOM tag, scoffing at any requests to respect the squad. He has no respect for anyone, far as I can tell, since I've been more than friendly toward him since his first day in Dogfight but now he text-laughs in my face. Do i need to tell anyone here what to do about someone stealing our tag then dissing M.O.M? I think not.

...I knew there had to be some reason I was able to keep that crate in the air for more than two minutes at a time... Stay dry Wig!
I tried playing with frozen fingers while sitting on my favorite bench next to the pond ("The Pool", they call it, go figure) in Central Park. The ducks were respectful of my pain...Beatea, not entirely. If he's a gentleman he'll refrain from telling you how my experiment fared. I nearly threw a perfectly good Android phone into the water, you can extrapolate from that...

LESA wrote: My job is a nurse I like to play flight games

Hi Lesa! It is so good to finally have you here!

Welcome lesa!!,
Wait till wig gets on!!!
good to see you flying duck

[e]Sputnik wrote: Welcome lesa!!,
Wait till wig gets on!!!

I hope this will not lead to a duel.

bopes wrote: Thanks Wig. That was quite comical the tourette-ic speed with which you joined/left/joined/left the game there.

That very same MOM-postor , named Balut-Pinoy, was in that very same game, along with Blobularz, vela and some others. As was, later, Reid and Rickenfaker. Vela seemed quite amused by pinoy's choice of name.

Balut is a cooked egg with an embryo (with beak and all) that is a delicacy in the Philliippines. I've had it once and once is enough. They even used this egg in a Fear Factor episode. I'll eat most anything but that s!$% is disgusting!! Pinoy is slang for Filipino. I have played with pinoy-vesaya many times and I don't believe it was him who sported the MOM tag. It's not his character. And he has my vote if he wants in. That's my 2 cents. |\/|

LESA wrote: HI VERYONE I M HAPPY TO HERE KNOW U~

Glad to have you on board Lesa!! WELCOME!!!

Mavrk12 wrote:

bopes wrote: Thanks Wig. That was quite comical the tourette-ic speed with which you joined/left/joined/left the game there.

That very same MOM-postor , named Balut-Pinoy, was in that very same game, along with Blobularz, vela and some others. As was, later, Reid and Rickenfaker. Vela seemed quite amused by pinoy's choice of name.

Balut is a cooked egg with an embryo (with beak and all) that is a delicacy in the Philliippines. I've had it once and once is enough. They even used this egg in a Fear Factor episode. I'll eat most anything but that s!$% is disgusting!! Pinoy is slang for Filipino. I have played with pinoy-vesaya many times and I don't believe it was him who sported the MOM tag. It's not his character. And he has my vote if he wants in. That's my 2 cents. |\/|

No mav it wasnt him i know him this guy/girl was pinoy was the second name this person ive never seen before

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

ZandorHawke wrote:

Dawsonn57 wrote: lol junk ! MOM's this was a good get!


And I flew with Duck the other night...well he was tanking for the other team at our base ....

...I did a fly by right over the top of him...and kept going

didnt have the heart to blow him up....just glad to see him

Ya' know Dawson, I haven't been feeling well myself. <Cough> Have this migraine, sinus, kidney, arm thing going on right now. Taking some aspirin, Pepto-Bismol, Viagra mix to clear it up but really having trouble flying right now. <Gag> I guess just something to think about the next time you see me. <Vomit> Trying to fly but really can't see the screen due to having fuchsia eye (a mixture of pink eye and red eye). <Help I've fallen and can't get up> Anyway, I would never suggest anything so take this for what it's worth.

I'm with Zandor here, feeling a little under the weather myself.. You may want to just fly by, rock your wings, let those guns cool a little..I would never think of being dishonest.. Rule 2...

LMAO Zandor I didnt know Viagra was a cure for so many things...no wonder Im never sick

...and fuchsia eye? wtf lol.......

and Schie that gang you were flying with last night in the carrier battle was brutal ..I

think 8 aces against me and Tacoma...Tacoma shot me down and I never made it off the

carrier again ...I havnt had a beat down like that since mbizzi and WATUP ...Im still

stinging ....Thats alright I took down names ......

. Wigbomb wrote: I have more than enough warring personalities to want to add SheiBe's to the schizophrenic mix, thankyooverymuch.

Dawson. You're a MOM. Get over your denial and join. It is written...let it be done.

I have zero knowledge of Grayjdub/duck/dunkin'donut or whatever his/her name is, but if there's a "Hi" post from him/her/it I'm with the rest of all y'all, let's get the pertinent details and have us a wee votey.

{Boang} is still flying around with an unauthorized MOM tag, scoffing at any requests to respect the squad. He has no respect for anyone, far as I can tell, since I've been more than friendly toward him since his first day in Dogfight but now he text-laughs in my face. Do i need to tell anyone here what to do about someone stealing our tag then dissing M.O.M? I think not.

I tried playing with frozen fingers while sitting on my favorite bench next to the pond ("The Pool", they call it, go figure) in Central Park. The ducks were respectful of my pain...Beatea, not entirely. If he's a gentleman he'll refrain from telling you how my experiment fared. I nearly threw a perfectly good Android phone into the water, you can extrapolate from that...

LOL WIG ...im a MOM gone wild...or A MOM of orange county...BTW how are you getting cute

women to join your squad? LESA is not a Mean OLD Man.....isnt there a law somewhere? ...lol

LESA wrote: HI VERYONE I M HAPPY TO HERE KNOW U~

Lesa...welcome!

I actually had a number of Japanese friends growing up in California and I know quite a few curse words...none of which I should share here. But, just to ensure you stay in a state of English confusion let me just type Baka and see if that forces you to translate this post.

Now the thing that has me interested in Lesa is her avatar. There seems to be a story here...

First off, she seems to be embracing a suitcase in her right arm. Her expression seems to be saying "I can't believe what I've just done". There seems to be a dead person laying behind her and it appears to be a guy. The location appears to be a vacation resort with a pool and some sort water fountain. There is a medium sized computer or TV laying by the dead person (actually seems like a built-in but that's not important).

So, I'm going with Miss Lesa in the cabana with the television. There is no doubt by the pattern of the deceased shirt that it is Professor Plum.

In related news...Wig it seems that what ever you promised her she took it to heart. I wouldn't disappoint her in the future!

Welcom aboard Lesa. Just played a game with . . said it was LESA. Had the MOM tag above. I played a game with lesa a couple day's ago and she's very good. I asked . . about the name change. Said it was fun... Racked up lots a kills. I remember people saying we have two or more dot people playing. That's why I bring this up. Was it LESA or a imposter with the MOM tag. The game I played a couple day's ago She used her name.
I'm not sure it was her cause I'm flying under a different name right now and she knew who it was,,,who know's....

dentinhead wrote: ....
I'm not sure it was her cause I'm flying under a different name right now and she knew who it was,,,who know's....

I think the ASSumed name was a give away: "TOOTHLESS ONE WHO PEES IN THE GARDEN".

Not too subtle!

Dawsonn57

LOL WIG ...im a MOM gone wild...or A MOM of orange county...BTW how are you getting cute

women to join your squad? LESA is not a Mean OLD Man.....isnt there a law somewhere? ...lol

Dawson, there is a little know rule (maybe a subsection of #3 or #6) that states something to the effect that in order to maintain our charter in good standing, we are REQUIRED to have at least one trained & certified medical person.

Edited: because I am taking too much benadryl right now.

LESA wrote: HI VERYONE I M HAPPY TO HERE KNOW U~

Welcome LESA. It a most enjoyable experience being shot down by your good self the other morning.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dentinhead wrote: ....
I'm not sure it was her cause I'm flying under a different name right now and she knew who it was,,,who know's....

I think the ASSumed name was a give away: "TOOTHLESS ONE WHO PEES IN THE GARDEN".

Not too subtle!

LMAO Has a nice ring and fit's me perfectly.....hahhhaahha BRAINDEAD

I guess my main question was is there more than one set of dot's in game?

Dawsonn57 wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

ZandorHawke wrote:

Dawsonn57 wrote: lol junk ! MOM's this was a good get!



and Schie that gang you were flying with last night in the carrier battle was brutal ..I

think 8 aces against me and Tacoma...Tacoma shot me down and I never made it off the

carrier again ...I havnt had a beat down like that since mbizzi and WATUP ...Im still

stinging ....Thats alright I took down names ......

Taking down names??? UHH remember, ScheiBe Koph is spelled..... V......A.....M.....P......I......R.......E Just so you get it right... He UHH, I, will be looking for you....

dentinhead wrote: Welcom aboard Lesa. Just played a game with . . said it was LESA. Had the MOM tag above. I played a game with lesa a couple day's ago and she's very good. I asked . . about the name change. Said it was fun... Racked up lots a kills. I remember people saying we have two or more dot people playing. That's why I bring this up. Was it LESA or a imposter with the MOM tag. The game I played a couple day's ago She used her name.
I'm not sure it was her cause I'm flying under a different name right now and she knew who it was,,,who know's....

#............# (no dots)

Would this be you??? There was this mystery flyer in a BDTZ game. I told bopes to shoot between the # #'s and he didn't get it at first..

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

#............# (no dots)

Would this be you??? There was this mystery flyer in a BDTZ game. I told bopes to shoot between the # #'s and he didn't get it at first..

I'm drawing a complete blank on that (happens frequently!)

What is a BDTZ game anyway?

bopes wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

#............# (no dots)

Would this be you??? There was this mystery flyer in a BDTZ game. I told bopes to shoot between the # #'s and he didn't get it at first..

I'm drawing a complete blank on that (happens frequently!)

What is a BDTZ game anyway?

Bomb Dent Then Zipaway...

bopes wrote:

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Yeah, but MOM's R&D team is working round the clock to develop laser beams we can shoot out of our giant "old man" glasses.

bopes wrote: Here are the latest prototypes currently under development of the Giant Old-Man Laser-Emitting Glasses of MOM (GOMLEGOMOM)

Sput, on the left, is sporting the prodigy model. It has a one megajoule laser pulse and delivers roughly the same energy as 200 grams of high explosive, with the same basic effect on a target. The primary damage mechanism is mechanical shear, caused by reaction when the surface of the target is explosively evaporated. Set on low it can also be used, in a pinch, to bake Cake. 

Wig (right) has the full-featured senior version. It is a gas dynamic laser (GDL), based on differences in relaxation velocities of molecular vibrational states. It has high energy efficiency (as high as 30%) and very high power output for military applications.

Look upon them and weep, oh golden pony trinkets of the Lunar Republic!

THIS IS FRIKKIN HILARIOUS!