Thanks, Junk.

Unfortunately the R&D boys are still working out a few kinks in the technology. You know, user safety stuff. In fact, they think Wig may have been doing some unauthorized field testing when he had that little "episode" in the subway the other day. They think there may have been some "leakage" that affected the relaxation velocity of the molecular vibrational state of his pre-frontal cortex, resulting in a stream-of-consciousness caps-lock prose poem.

That stuff's gotta be ironed out before we can go into full production and get the whole squad outfitted with these babies.

But for now the "work around" solution is that Wig has to wear a tin foil hat the next time he goes on a GOMLEGOMOM joyride.
Otherwise we'll have to keep the "Black Ops" prototype drawer (5th one down, left of the whiskey) under lock and key.

Pipe snake post

Welcome to the squadron.......Lesa..:.Mean ole Devil:...

welcome lesa
good to have you on board
at last someone to patch my wounds the guys aren't very good at that

ktheo wrote: welcome lesa
good to have you on board
at last someone to patch my wounds the guys aren't very good at that

WHAT? You didn't like spit, superglue and duct tape? Ladies and gentlemen we have another whiner!

Always Remember And Never Forget Those who Gave All on this September Day 11 years ago.....God Bless America.....Thank you to our Military , Police, Fire.and EMS...Im Proud To Be an American...Mean Ole Devil.....9/11.

new jersey devil wrote: Always Remember And Never Forget Those who Gave All on this September Day 11 years ago.....God Bless America.....Thank you to our Military , Police, Fire.and EMS...Im Proud To Be an American...Mean Ole Devil.....9/11.

read luna's poem on the day of reconing thread
very moving wonderful words

Got spawned into the middle of a bomb the boat game earlier today: my side 50%, enemy at 100%. MOM mate Ender was on the opposing side, and took pity on me when he observed I was outnumbered 5 or 6 to one. He switched to my side, and soon the game went from 100-50% to 50-50%. Although Ender left, my side won the game. So god love ya, Ender. You da man!

Kevin

junk sorry for leaving last night it was my signal tried to get back in but it wouldn't have it

Hey ktheo, no sweat. I know the feeling.

bopes wrote: Great to see the Duck up and about!

Also, yesterday morning (first ever sighting for me) I encountered a player named LESA sporting the MOM tag. So, big warm welcome and all... game ended before I could enquire into the wedding plans Wig, but the name change thing looks encouraging.

Oh, and I thought I'd re-post the below here (originally posted on the NLR thread) in case (Coop excepted) any of you MOMs missed it. It's important we all stay up to speed on the latest weaponry developments.

bopes wrote:

MOM SHMOM ..  My leader has a frickin Unicorn  

Yeah, but MOM's R&D team is working round the clock to develop laser beams we can shoot out of our giant "old man" glasses.

bopes wrote: Here are the latest prototypes currently under development of the Giant Old-Man Laser-Emitting Glasses of MOM (GOMLEGOMOM)

Sput, on the left, is sporting the prodigy model. It has a one megajoule laser pulse and delivers roughly the same energy as 200 grams of high explosive, with the same basic effect on a target. The primary damage mechanism is mechanical shear, caused by reaction when the surface of the target is explosively evaporated. Set on low it can also be used, in a pinch, to bake Cake. 

Wig (right) has the full-featured senior version. It is a gas dynamic laser (GDL), based on differences in relaxation velocities of molecular vibrational states. It has high energy efficiency (as high as 30%) and very high power output for military applications.

Look upon them and weep, oh golden pony trinkets of the Lunar Republic!

I'll be first in line if you ever roll out an Urkel edition.....

*Cloudbuster* wrote: I'll be first in line if you ever roll out an Urkel edition.....

Shhh!!!! Cloud, ixnay on the _rkelUay _ditioneay!!!!

That project is classified Double-Dog Top Secret!!! And it has absolutely NOTHING to do with stealth telekinesis or in-game texting with ouija boards. In fact, you did not even just read that. Strike that. And pay no attention to the bending spoon.

Anyone without proper security clearance who accidentally reads this post, please immediately burn or swallow your monitor. This post will self-destruct in . . .

bopes wrote:

*Cloudbuster* wrote: I'll be first in line if you ever roll out an Urkel edition.....

Shhh!!!! Cloud, ixnay on the _rkelUay _ditioneay!!!!

That project is classified Double-Dog Top Secret!!! And it has absolutely NOTHING to do with stealth telekinesis or in-game texting with ouija boards. In fact, you did not even just read that. Strike that. And pay no attention to the bending spoon.

Anyone without proper security clearance who accidentally reads this post, please immediately burn or swallow your monitor. This post will self-destruct in . . .

Nope, I'll just go warn the other squads of your plans, jk

Any input on mga_1500? I extended an invite to join MOM. He kicks a$$ and doesn't talk much.

junkhole61 wrote: Got spawned into the middle of a bomb the boat game earlier today: my side 50%, enemy at 100%. MOM mate Ender was on the opposing side, and took pity on me when he observed I was outnumbered 5 or 6 to one. He switched to my side, and soon the game went from 100-50% to 50-50%. Although Ender left, my side won the game. So god love ya, Ender. You da man!

Kevin

Sorry I got disconnected bud! Glad you guys won!

You MOMs

Hello lesa ! , Welcome to our ward (mental)

Mga 1500 is good no doubt , plays fairly and keeps mum ain't heard a peep from him/her/it

I'm taking bets on dogss reaction when he returns from from wherever he is ...

Apoplectic melt down 50 to 1, central park shoot out with wig 25 to 1, attention shift to misshell 15 to 1, offers to buy the first round at dogfights first wedding 2 to 1.

All transactions in dogfight dollars only I will consider planes if the don't blow smoke no piss stains or vomit reek please.

I have proved my point on bribery!

I called "LOBSTER LARRY" and said I need 100 lobsters, 50 lbs. of striper, and 50 lbs. of oysters. Coming tonight! The "bingo ladies & gents" get spoiled! Great KARMA!

The head of nursing said I get my favorite nurse, from the last time I was here, if she agreed.
Sarah is 60 yr. old Marylin Monroe. Single now! I need a sponge bath!

Eat your heart out COOP!

junkhole61 wrote: Any input on mga_1500? I extended an invite to join MOM. He kicks a$$ and doesn't talk much.

Stats and rank are solid. Otherwise, no opinion. But I've no objection if none from others.

You go Paul !

Farcanal wrote: You go Paul !

Not that I can do anything! She is just SO sweet!

Maybe in a couple of months....a man can dream........

I feel as though our squad is big enough. Let's send most to other squads. They need strength.

LESA wrote: HI VERYONE I M HAPPY TO HERE KNOW U~

Hey Lesa u finly took me up on the offer to join m.o.m. Congrats and welcom to the squad

*Cloudbuster* wrote:

bopes wrote: Great to see the Duck up and about!

Also, yesterday morning (first ever sighting for me) I encountered a player named LESA sporting the MOM tag. So, big warm welcome and all... game ended before I could enquire into the wedding plans Wig, but the name change thing looks encouraging.

Oh, and I thought I'd re-post the below here (originally posted on the NLR thread) in case (Coop excepted) any of you MOMs missed it. It's important we all stay up to speed on the latest weaponry developments.

bopes wrote:

MOM SHMOM ..  My leader has a frickin Unicorn  

Can you read with them or is there a danger of setting fire to the book!!!

Yeah, but MOM's R&D team is working round the clock to develop laser beams we can shoot out of our giant "old man" glasses.

bopes wrote: Here are the latest prototypes currently under development of the Giant Old-Man Laser-Emitting Glasses of MOM (GOMLEGOMOM)

Sput, on the left, is sporting the prodigy model. It has a one megajoule laser pulse and delivers roughly the same energy as 200 grams of high explosive, with the same basic effect on a target. The primary damage mechanism is mechanical shear, caused by reaction when the surface of the target is explosively evaporated. Set on low it can also be used, in a pinch, to bake Cake. 

Wig (right) has the full-featured senior version. It is a gas dynamic laser (GDL), based on differences in relaxation velocities of molecular vibrational states. It has high energy efficiency (as high as 30%) and very high power output for military applications.

Look upon them and weep, oh golden pony trinkets of the Lunar Republic!

I'll be first in line if you ever roll out an Urkel edition.....

Nice, I dont get on the thread much, so I trying to catch up with you guys. Thank you ALL for voting me into M.O.M.
I liked being independant party for about a year before M.O.M. materialized, then I knew that was the one. I hope I can jump on to the thread for more conversation with you guys for to talk story and knowledge. SHOOTZ!!!


blobz out

blobz

always a pleasure flying with you my fellow surfing dude

Thank KTHEO
That is the best on how you are getting your kids out in some surf. I was about to do the same for my 3 yrs old grand daughter, but they had to move. My only option for kids of my own is adoption, which may happen, but that little grand baby, Olivia, was the light of my life for three years. I transferred out of active duty Coast Guard (9 years) to C.G. reserves and had about a year off with her, We held up the fort well! Anyhoo, keep it up with the kids, and if you ever get out to hawaii, I rent a room for vacation rental here on north shore.
Heres the link, if your interested. LOL! Keep Flyin!
BLOBZ

www.airbnb.com/rooms/639081

Duckwing in-game tonight (flying as Fifty Cal) asked me to pass along, to B Strachan especially, that Duck might have to go back into ICU tomorrow for a few days. Something about having to swap out the tubes in his throat and lungs because they've been in there so long.

I told him we'd all pray for him.

new jersey devil wrote: Always Remember And Never Forget Those who Gave All on this September Day 11 years ago.....God Bless America.....Thank you to our Military , Police, Fire.and EMS...Im Proud To Be an American...Mean Ole Devil.....9/11.

Thank you Devil that means alot to me personally as you all know I am a firefighter and this day holds a special yet sad meaning for me personally.Today I mourn my brothers and sisters in the FDNY, while America remembers this day I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY.I am truly thankful for all of my brothers for other mothers in this little game called dogfight we are truly a family or a band of brothers as we call it in the military even though we dont know each other ...we do weird but true we all share parts of our lives on this thread,we laugh and joke we share thoughts and even mourn the loss of one of our own.We give thoughts and prayers out to ones who need them.You my friends are truly my friends and I am proud to call you that...Now that the sappy stuff is done.

Paul I am truly eating my heart out enjoy that spounge bath you so deserve it my friend.

D.J. aka Coop

I heard a story over dinner tonight that broke my heart.

One of the nurses here knows a family, MOM and dad and 2 kids living in their car. Kids in 1st & 3rd grades. The $$ I spent for seafood was well spent. However, double it and the family will now get a home. Wrote a check and tomorrow lives change. Sometimes we never think. A few marks on paper and now the kids can have a real bed. I feel like such an ass sometimes. Share....

Call your local school and help out....