. Wigbomb wrote: Am I the only one here daffy enough to LOVE that banner of Singh's?! His name is Singh...he has a sign that says Sighn...and Singh's sign that says Sighn also says Sign. Genius! It's like Dr. Suese calling himself Dr. Seues! From now on I want you all to call me Wig, and Wighn, and Wingh. Simultaneously. How you do it? I don' care. Work it out f'yaself.

hahaha

thanks wig

that SINGH is the work of the permanently banned flaming5corpian, the vincent van gogh of the 111th

The way I see it, if someone misspells or mispronounces my name, why should I get mad at them or try to correct them. Theyve just handed me some extra names.

rock on wigh

Hey Duck! This is most important! Your first order of business when you can; you and Jersey Devil MUST replicate that Dogfight FFA game where you two were not only dogfighting but, simultaneously carrying on a stand up comedy routine. That was best medicine I can think of after a most stressful day at work. Oh, and please notify me when so that I can be there.

No sput curry

[e]Sputnik wrote: No sput curry

Sput, isn't it about time that M.O.M. had it's very own unique curry recipe? Maybe to use for "cleansing the palate" before partaking of our sacred M.O.M. cake. Just a thought. Maybe you should run this idea by the powers that be (Jimmy The Lip?).

blobularz wrote: Thank KTHEO
That is the best on how you are getting your kids out in some surf. I was about to do the same for my 3 yrs old grand daughter, but they had to move. My only option for kids of my own is adoption, which may happen, but that little grand baby, Olivia, was the light of my life for three years. I transferred out of active duty Coast Guard (9 years) to C.G. reserves and had about a year off with her, We held up the fort well! Anyhoo, keep it up with the kids, and if you ever get out to hawaii, I rent a room for vacation rental here on north shore.
Heres the link, if your interested. LOL! Keep Flyin!
BLOBZ

www.airbnb.com/rooms/639081

hi blobz

if i can you never know i might take you up on this offer
always wanted to surf the north shore on a small day now

hey we might want to get farcanal out there to hes and old surf dude as well.
i have a zimmer frame fitted to my long board now

SheiBe Kopf wrote: I just looked at this (dreaming here)

Can you all lend me $206,000? I'll take care of tax and license ..

I showed them a 360 degree view of my slightly used Se5 for a trade-in. I was thinking they would give me the car plus some cash and we would call it even.. I think they are still laughing..

nNice SheiBe!... this is what I have benn geeking out on. The side car wheel can be engaged as a second drive wheel. was designed to run in the snow and mud by the russians in WWII. I live at 8000ft. and average annual snow fall is 37 feet. Pretty bad ass to be able to run a motorcycle year round up here!

Duckwing1 wrote: Prayers are working, I only had to spend 3 hours in ICU. The Drs. are very pleases with how the procedure went. On a side note - please stop talking about food , I haven't had solid food in three weeks.

My flying has been suffering lately, I promise to be a MOM again soon.

Spirits are high, outlook is high, I just need to get out of here.

The Duck

nice to here Jon u take care of ur self. No flying untill ur heald up take care brother

UH OHHH I just found a white hair........I'm gonna need some product

dentinhead wrote: UH OHHH I just found a white hair........I'm gonna need some product

you have to watch them they spread

ktheo wrote:

dentinhead wrote: UH OHHH I just found a white hair........I'm gonna need some product

you have to watch them they spread

Dent, quick! Get some tweezers!

ktheo wrote:

dentinhead wrote: UH OHHH I just found a white hair........I'm gonna need some product

you have to watch them they spread

Just for Men, comes in different shades And easy to follow instructions.....so I've been told

use a sharpie lol

just got back again from AC again with the new gf. Seems she might be the one she's got me whipped pretty good.

Wtf Reid. Shocked. Wig this is all your fault. I blame you personally. See you in,the middle of the Brooklyn bridge come heavy my old friend come heavy!

Great, Duck!

Really? They wouldn't take a SE5a for it? Fly it in and shoot 'em all. It works.

Some notes...

A couple of days back I'm playing against Duck. Pretty much having my way with him and he mentions that it's hard to turn with a tube down his throat. I feel bad...sort of...and go after another victim...err...pilot. Next thing I know I'm on fire and making sure my chute will deploy. Duck is doing barrel rolls and buzzing towers. Has anyone seen him in the hospital? Are we being played here? I'm sorry...someone has to ask the question. New rule idea...if you are in the hospital we need pictures with the MOM in question and a hot nurse. Mom optional. Hospital stay optional. OK...post a hot nurse and I won't shot you.

Tonight I jump into a game with AV8Dennis and Sput on my team. I make sure Sput did his homework and his chores and then I send him to bed. Well, he doesn't go! So I killed him. It really wasn't intentional (maybe) but I got to thinking this might be how to handle these prodigy members moving forward.

Also tonight I was abused in a way not legal in most states (certainly not in Texas) by BunnyBunny. I really don't mind because...hey...look at the name...gotta be a girl, right? I try to make a deal that she join Mom if I ever shoot her down. Denied but I still profess my love. Well, I guess BunnyBunny is a guy! Doesn't change much...I still seem to be his b*&ch. Now if it turns out PrettyKitty is a dude I'm leaving!

Finally, put me down as hating no name players more than tank spawn killers in dogfight mode. Seems like they are growing in numbers and typically are good players that have switched their names to get ahead faster. Annoying.

ZandorHawke wrote: Some notes...

A couple of days back I'm playing against Duck. Pretty much having my way with him and he mentions that it's hard to turn with a tube down his throat. I feel bad...sort of...and go after another victim...err...pilot. Next thing I know I'm on fire and making sure my chute will deploy. Duck is doing barrel rolls and buzzing towers. Has anyone seen him in the hospital? Are we being played here? I'm sorry...someone has to ask the question. New rule idea...if you are in the hospital we need pictures with the MOM in question and a hot nurse. Mom optional. Hospital stay optional. OK...post a hot nurse and I won't shot you.

Tonight I jump into a game with AV8Dennis and Sput on my team. I make sure Sput did his homework and his chores and then I send him to bed. Well, he doesn't go! So I killed him. It really wasn't intentional (maybe) but I got to thinking this might be how to handle these prodigy members moving forward.

Also tonight I was abused in a way not legal in most states (certainly not in Texas) by BunnyBunny. I really don't mind because...hey...look at the name...gotta be a girl, right? I try to make a deal that she join Mom if I ever shoot her down. Denied but I still profess my love. Well, I guess BunnyBunny is a guy! Doesn't change much...I still seem to be his b*&ch. Now if it turns out PrettyKitty is a dude I'm leaving!

Finally, put me down as hating no name players more than tank spawn killers in dogfight mode. Seems like they are growing in numbers and typically are good players that have switched their names to get ahead faster. Annoying.

I've seen a few no names, maybe we get up a petition or something get everyone to leave any game with no names in it, they'll just have to play with themselves then, as in play with each other, hmmm that's not gonna come out right is it.

ZandorHawke wrote: Some notes...

A couple of days back I'm playing against Duck. Pretty much having my way with him and he mentions that it's hard to turn with a tube down his throat. I feel bad...sort of...and go after another victim...err...pilot. Next thing I know I'm on fire and making sure my chute will deploy. Duck is doing barrel rolls and buzzing towers. Has anyone seen him in the hospital? Are we being played here? I'm sorry...someone has to ask the question. New rule idea...if you are in the hospital we need pictures with the MOM in question and a hot nurse. Mom optional. Hospital stay optional. OK...post a hot nurse and I won't shot you.

Tonight I jump into a game with AV8Dennis and Sput on my team. I make sure Sput did his homework and his chores and then I send him to bed. Well, he doesn't go! So I killed him. It really wasn't intentional (maybe) but I got to thinking this might be how to handle these prodigy members moving forward.

Also tonight I was abused in a way not legal in most states (certainly not in Texas) by BunnyBunny. I really don't mind because...hey...look at the name...gotta be a girl, right? I try to make a deal that she join Mom if I ever shoot her down. Denied but I still profess my love. Well, I guess BunnyBunny is a guy! Doesn't change much...I still seem to be his b*&ch. Now if it turns out PrettyKitty is a dude I'm leaving!

Finally, put me down as hating no name players more than tank spawn killers in dogfight mode. Seems like they are growing in numbers and typically are good players that have switched their names to get ahead faster. Annoying.

Duck was in Army for 14 years and had 16 combat tours. On a 12 day mission he was on his way to be picked up when his spoter tripped an IED. Duck lost both legs above the knees. And one arm. I can't beleve that u would think he was not telling the truth that man. By the way his name is Jon is a hero. U tray flying with an iPad with one arm. He's better than a lot with two.

ZandorHawke wrote: Some notes...

A couple of days back I'm playing against Duck. Pretty much having my way with him and he mentions that it's hard to turn with a tube down his throat. I feel bad...sort of...and go after another victim...err...pilot. Next thing I know I'm on fire and making sure my chute will deploy. Duck is doing barrel rolls and buzzing towers. Has anyone seen him in the hospital? Are we being played here? I'm sorry...someone has to ask the question. New rule idea...if you are in the hospital we need pictures with the MOM in question and a hot nurse. Mom optional. Hospital stay optional. OK...post a hot nurse and I won't shot you.

Tonight I jump into a game with AV8Dennis and Sput on my team. I make sure Sput did his homework and his chores and then I send him to bed. Well, he doesn't go! So I killed him. It really wasn't intentional (maybe) but I got to thinking this might be how to handle these prodigy members moving forward.

Also tonight I was abused in a way not legal in most states (certainly not in Texas) by BunnyBunny. I really don't mind because...hey...look at the name...gotta be a girl, right? I try to make a deal that she join Mom if I ever shoot her down. Denied but I still profess my love. Well, I guess BunnyBunny is a guy! Doesn't change much...I still seem to be his b*&ch. Now if it turns out PrettyKitty is a dude I'm leaving!

Finally, put me down as hating no name players more than tank spawn killers in dogfight mode. Seems like they are growing in numbers and typically are good players that have switched their names to get ahead faster. Annoying.

According to Rule 29, there are no girls on the Internet. So, what if...

Bunny's a dude.

Yeah, Jon's amazing. 96 kills as a sniper, I assume you knew, Brian?

Hey Brian I think Zandor was complimenting duck on how well he plays given his circumstances , I'm sure he means no disrespect .

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: Bunny's a dude.

Yeah, Jon's amazing. 96 kills as a sniper, I assume you knew, Brian?

I'm pretty sure BunnyBunny is a dude, something I saw posted week or so ago. And you professed your love! We gotta get you out more, there's a good lap dancing club around the corner from me. . While I'm here respect to Duck.

B Strach, Zandor's the last person here who'd disrespect a friend. He was being ironic...al...ist. Nobody in M.O.M has anything but love for The Duck.

btw, it was an unexpected treat to see you in a plane earlier, Z! It seems we rarely run into each other these days.

dogss...what can I say? I was as shocked as you about REID. Don't look at me, sport, he was your "boy", not mine. NLR is a lovely bunch, I'm sure he'll be happy with the choice, but...he joined the GIRL SQUADRON!?!? WTFH?!?!?

o.O

I'm kidding, Luna. I know it isn't a gender exclusionary thing with the NLR. I had to apologize to YYYY recently and have myself disabused of the notion that you guys were exclusively girls. And I certainly have nothing in this or any other world against girls.

(Speaking of which...dogssy, congratulations on the new love interest! She may be "the one", huh? That's absolutely wonderful news, bub.)

So REID went to the NLR, and as shocking as that was it wasn't half as shocking to me as TheVampire. joining...the Black something-or-others? Have you read their thread? Bring a good Gibberish-to-English translation guide.

Okay, Kevy...quit with the suspense! If you're buddies with 93, and 93 is a great guy (as I've observed him to be) and 93 has a buddy who you feel is also a great guy, and that buddy wants to join M.O.M...WHERE THE FRICK ARE ALL THESE GREAT BUDDIES HIDING?! Ahem. I mean to say...shall it please you, 93 and the mystery buddy in question to reveal his identity in the foreseeable future? At his and your convenience, naturally. Like, say, oh...as soon as you read this post? I don't want to rush anyone, not me, never, nump ump.

Anecdote time: I'm flying in a FFA mission, feeding on a couple very good sport low ranked players, cruising toward 15 at about 9-0...then in comes Snoopy II. My trusted MOMrade. And shoots me down. I'd had him in my molecular vibrational kill sights five times and didn't fire. I says to Snoop says I, "Hey!" To which the poorly animated cartoon Beagle replies, "Sorry. I need kills." I knock him down on the next pass but, c'mon Snoop, get with the program. Four more stronger players then enter and before I win I've gone from 9-0 to 15-9. What is it with me and these canine M.O.M's? Huh? dogss wants to shoot it out on the Brooklyn Bridge, Snoopy views me as stat fodder...Doghouse, if you turn on me next I'm getting a friggin' cat. Oh, wait...I already have a friggin' cat. So I'll get a bigger friggin' cat, like say a friggin' Puma or at least a friggin' Ocelot, and feed it on nothing but dogs. That's all any of that curry stuff you're pretending is made of goat or chicken is, anyway; dog. I'm sure my ocelot will enjoy some nice Charles Schultz drawn dog curry. "It's the Great Dog Eating Ocelot, Charlie Brown". Next to the one about the sh*tty xmas tree that was always my favorite when I was a kid...

Lolz.

The "Girl Squadron"? Yeah, considering the squadron was started by Octavia and I, and half of our members as of right now are female.

But yeah, I am actually surprised that my first members are big time aces. 420, Reid, even yyyy. I seriously was expecting to get a bunch of nøøbs , but I'm glad it's turned out how it has.

Just how did Reid find word about the NLR, and why did he decide to join? I'm curious.

B Strachan wrote: Duck was in Army for 14 years and had 16 combat tours. On a 12 day mission he was on his way to be picked up when his spoter tripped an IED. Duck lost both legs above the knees. And one arm. I can't beleve that u would think he was not telling the truth that man. By the way his name is Jon is a hero. U tray flying with an iPad with one arm. He's better than a lot with two.

B thanks for providing context for anyone unfamiliar with Duck's amazing story. Knowing that already (Z likewise, no doubt) I did not see Zandor's joke as dissing the Duck. Instead he was paying tribute by poking fun at the expectations of ordinary mortals who might not ever have the courage to see beyond the limitations imposed by Duck's circumstances.

Meanwhile Duck has so far surpassed those expectations, to a point almost beyond belief if we didn't know better, which is sort of the punch line there, heh ...

I read above that Flaming5corpion is permanately banned, could anyone enlighten me further on this.

Flyingmuck wrote: I read above that Flaming5corpion is permanately banned, could anyone enlighten me further on this.

It's hard to explain in a nice way, but I'll try: Rude, obnoxious, vulgar, spammer, flammer, nasty, liar, etc.....you get the idea.

Basically, a young idiot that would never take the advice given to him to clean up his act.

B Strachan wrote: Duck was in Army for 14 years and had 16 combat tours. On a 12 day mission he was on his way to be picked up when his spoter tripped an IED. Duck lost both legs above the knees. And one arm. I can't beleve that u would think he was not telling the truth that man. By the way his name is Jon is a hero. U tray flying with an iPad with one arm. He's better than a lot with two.

Brian, no disrespect was intended. I am aware of Duck/Jon's story as it was one of the most interesting reads when I went through the forum's archives of threads. It actually was an attempt by me to praise him and his skill (and to get pictures of hot nurses posted). He is truly fortunate to have a friend like you that will stick up for him. Sorry.

Calvin, I know (now) that BunnyBunny is a guy...that was part of the joke. I put it in my post. All of this just shows that humor and the written word are tricky but I will persevere and try again. I'm currently working on a 2-page Adolf Hitler joke series that I think is quite good.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote: I read above that Flaming5corpion is permanately banned, could anyone enlighten me further on this.

It's hard to explain in a nice way, but I'll try: Rude, obnoxious, vulgar, spammer, flammer, nasty, liar, etc.....you get the idea.

Basically, a young idiot that would never take the advice given to him to clean up his act.

Something niggling tells me he's still here, I may be wrong, is he the one that was always on about his mother just being killed in a crash or something

Seeing more and more pilots with MOM tags and MOM references in their game name who I know are not MOMS...doubt we can do anything about this, but work with Z et. al. to make sure they do not gain access when and if squad wars begin...just a thought...

Duck was in Army for 14 years and had 16 combat tours. On a 12 day mission he was on his way to be picked up when his spoter tripped an IED. Duck lost both legs above the knees. And one arm. I can't beleve that u would think he was not telling the truth that man. By the way his name is Jon is a hero. U tray flying with an iPad with one arm. He's better than a lot with two. [/quote]


Thnx B for enlightening us. I always knew he flew with one arm and was a Vet but never inquired beyond that.

I joined a dogfight game last night and saw Duck, Ktheo and Mean Ole Devil in a group by the
base. I flew over and Duck shot me down immediately in his plane. We had some laughs and later I noticed he quit talking. He came on a few mins later and said the pain meds were affecting his vision and he had to quit.

I quit too...couldnt fly after that... went to bed....wondering what his whole story was..
was going to ask on here today ....now I know...Jon (Duck) is one tough BAD ASS hero for sure!!!