Why does he get the suite?
I've been here longer!

Never mind...I get TRIXIE!

My bite is bigger than yours , Paul, but if you real nice I might have room on the west wing for Trixie you

Welcome aboard man. Now that he gets that room, what do I get? And do I still have to clean Paul's plane? I keep telling him to pick up his cake crumbs but he never listens. Hopefully the Doctor can put his smarticles to the test by doing that job first...

Wigbomb wrote: Gang, some happy news; the doctor is here to deliver a new M.O.M!

DrCurtisShoe is donning the mighty Em Dot Oh Dot Em, and I for one could not be more pleased. Rarely have we received a more spot-on application:

Yes, he did misspell hahkie, but other than that and the difficulty I'll have spending the double sawbuck, he nailed it. (There was quite a bit more but it was mostly all words...we M.O.Ms love us some pikchurs.)

Welcome to Chaos Central, Kurt!

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Looks a little like my application, though my bribe was nowhere near that much......

Welcome aboard shoe, long time coming

Thanks Ghost, some of my finest crayoning in years. And this is why the wife does all the painting at home. Oh darn....

Had an epic BTB game earlier with QBJ and Kane and a Goddo was in there too.A low rank caller wolver swooped twice and bombed our hangars.I had enough in the end,went high and dived in to take out their last hangar but spread the love with a message of "Love you wolver"!Deserves some MOM love!
On a happier note-I have less than 100k to go to level 31.What a journey!Dix and Goddo not far away either!!

just to check......do my posted links work?

From my iPad or iPhone, it's hopeless since the latest ios update, or the df update. So I'll try my pc.

Worked for me.

Its still a nice feeling when a good looking girl walks up from out of nowhere and gives you her number.

HA HA I still got it......

I just have lost the nerve to flirt back.

I must have turned three shades of red and was speechless when it happened. Oh well, there is always next time. Ill have 10 more years to prepare for it now...

KA5EY wrote: Its still a nice feeling when a good looking girl walks up from out of nowhere and gives you her number.

HA HA I still got it......

I just have lost the nerve to flirt back.

I must have turned three shades of red and was speechless when it happened. Oh well, there is always next time. Ill have 10 more years to prepare for it now...

DUMMY

CRAZYWOLF wrote:

KA5EY wrote: Its still a nice feeling when a good looking girl walks up from out of nowhere and gives you her number.

HA HA I still got it......

I just have lost the nerve to flirt back.

I must have turned three shades of red and was speechless when it happened. Oh well, there is always next time. Ill have 10 more years to prepare for it now...

DUMMY

I know. I know

I'm still kicking myself. I mean anything would have been better than what I said. (Nothing)

Even something dumb like "You have beautiful lips. Can I taste them?". She may have drove off laughing at me but at least I wouldn't have just clammed up.

Man... Y'all should make me turn in my M.O.M keys and credit card after that hickup.

That was definitely a tragic embarrassment of mankind there. I can't even call her after that.

Just say "something" Kasey! Even if it seems goofy to you, she will at least remember that you said something at all! Get back on that horse!

Greg, you've set yourself up for an irresistible call. "Hi, it's me, the guy you gave your number to. You know, the one who was too dumbstruck to say anything?" She'll love it. She didn't give you the digits because she wants you to not use them.

Maybe tomorrow. Need to give it time to be forgotten about. In the mean time I will be practicing on my skills that seem to have been lost. I guess they left whenever algebra II did?

Forgotten about is exactly what you don't want it to be! Strike that red-faced cute iron while the tongue-tied cuteness is hot.

Just remember Ka5sy all she can say is no, so what have you got to lose?

Bingo Wig! Get while the gettins good Kasey!

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Just remember Ka5sy all she can say is no, so what have you got to lose?

She gave YOU the number! Doesnt sound like NO is an option.

Apologies for the lateness of this, I hope to catch up with all the compelling forum content as soon as possible. As soon as it's possible that the forum finds some content that's compelling. (have you met the forum? I'm pretty sure it's not possible.)

In the meantime, more new M.O.M news!

wannacut is already trying to nudge Doc Shoe out of his deluxe accommodations in the MOModrome. I mean, he would already be nudging if he were a nudging type of M.O.M.

Gent'mins, please give Alan a warm welcome to the finest clan this side of a toothless Tennessee moonshine feud. We're happy to have you aboard, Mr. Cut!

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Welcome aboard wannacut! Lemme get the vacuum out and get your room all spruced (disinfected) up!

Oh, and let me say, the sheets were stained like that when i got there.....

Welcome wannacut, and a late welcome to the dr. Now Stay Out Of My Room!!!

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Welcome wannacut, and a late welcome to the dr. Now Stay Out Of My Room!!!

Got my Fabreeze and Swiffer and im goin, im goin!

Ka5ey, here are some failproof pickup lines I've used over the years.

"Mom says I can't go to the movie tonight by myself."

"Are you ebola? Because you have me melting on the inside."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go out with me.
Please go out with me."

"You must be my appendix, because I don't know how you work, but this weird feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out."

Classics.

And Wannacut, welcome to the Land of Cake and Honeys!

Welcome wannacut!

Ahhh relax.....welcome wannacut too.....

Welcome wannacut. Good to have you aboard. Momzilla is the way to go if you have not made a selection.

Ok I noticed Dr. Curtis Shoe had a squad chat entry last night. I assumed he had joined MOMZILLA. I just checked the roster on page one to see how far ahead of me he is. He isn't on the list.
Did Shoe join ZILLA?
Is the squad chat for all MOM's including the subdivisions?
Someone clear this up for the old dog.

Yep Gaw, Im in Momzilla. And i do believe the squad chat is divided between the different chapters, they each have thier own.
Also, did try to get back to you in Bori last nite. Went out to switch, but we know how that goes. Sorry bud, maybe next time.

The partitioning off of Squad Chat into chapters that can't chat with each other is the biggest annoyance associated with the whole Squad Wars subdivision thing. Well, second biggest. The biggest annoyance is the whole Squad Wars subdivision thing.

Kurt, I'll add you to the M.O.MZILLA roster in half a tic.

Alan wannacut, I've added you to the Dawn of the M.O.M roster, please confirm that I got the correct division.