Best of luck Dog
COOP

So much to catch up on, so few brain cells:

Are you all talking about "SweetJosephine" when you say "Missjosephine"? If so I think she's already affiliated with the Popplers Squadron. MissHell is in Germany, yes, and came close to joining us but had already given her tentative commitment to The Falcons and so felt honor bound to adhere to it. No argument there.

I have new banners posted on photobucket.com for Keithg83, Flying Muck, Ender, *D_N*. I'm about to create them for jonyoung and Killerbadger, but I need you both to confirm your in-game names. Be specific with spelling, capitalization, punctuation, etc. Instructions for adding a banner to your account will be posted here by request. So request away ya needy bastard. (you're in the right place...this squad might as well be called N.O.B...Needy Old Bastards. Speaking for my needy old bastardly self, at least...)

With all the hecticity going on over the last few days it's been easy to miss things. All of the players mentioned above have been submitted on the thread for consideration and garnered at least a couple of "in" votes which is all we ever seem to feel the need of in order to admit a new member. So far that's been working pretty well. If I've missed listing someone who's newly in, clue me in and I'll banner 'em up.

Also, if you've changed your name and feel that it needs to be reflected in your banner drop me a PM with the revised in-game/banner name and I'll...well...revise the bleedin' banner.

Paul and Duckwing, WHEW! I know it's early yet but what a relief to learn that you got through your procedures with flying colors! Thanks Judy and Friend-of-Duck for the updates.

Am I missing anything? Other than my pants?

Wow Wig that pretty much gets us all caught up with all the needs we all might as well start our own nursing home.that way someone can take care of our old asses all the time.AND BY THE WAY YOU DO ONE HELL OF A GREAT JOB TAKING CARE OF US.

HOOAH to you my old ass brother.

realy great news. Jon and Paul u take care of ur selves. I prayed ever thing was gona go well. Do wat the doc's tell u don't rush in to anything.i should know 5 low back surgeries. So take care cu in the skies soon. Jon I hope u will be able to call soon take care brother

[e]Sputnik wrote: I carry the secret CAKE Recipe
With it we are unstoppable
I guard it with my life
I will die with it if I have to

bro you have no idea of the power of food - loser has pie and we have to keep it in a strongbox or all hell breaks lose - loser is the commander of its awesome power. Be carefull with cake as ive heard it has simillar powers!

Okay, so I did miss something other than my pants. Which, by the way, I didn't exactly "miss" per se...that would suggest that I normally wear pants if only to have had something to miss and...

ahem...

I did forget to mention that I was playing early yesterday morning and some yutz was flying around with the M.O.M tag. Unfortunately it was one of those names impossible to remember. Tex, I'm pretty sure this is one of the jagoffs you spotted a couple days ago. =lmoapdk=> or something like that. I said, "LOSE THE MOM TAG." Nitwit said, "i m real mom lol". Oy. So I said, "YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER OF MOM. LOSE THE TAG." "u r fake mom i real mom"

I thought, "Jeez, is this that little CGI 'precious' freak from those godawful hobbit f*cker movies?!"

So keep a weather eye out for =lmopdf=> flying our tag. I say red or blue, shoot on sight.

Do you guys realize that Shatner's Bassoon is the name for the area of the human brain that processes time perception? And that a powerful street drug can distort its processing so that you think minutes are hours and hours are months? And that that drug is known as CAKE?! Have a look...



Sput, if you show up for your first day of school in mid-January we're gonna know you've been into the CAKE stash again. In a CAKE driven society where the profit mongers keep the masses down by numbing their sense of individualism and natural inclination to rise up against despotic, capitalist oppression by feeding them CAKE, who polices the CAKE police? Huh?

. Wigbomb wrote: Okay, so I did miss something other than my pants. Which, by the way, I didn't exactly "miss" per se...that would suggest that I normally wear pants if only to have had something to miss and...

ahem...

I did forget to mention that I was playing early yesterday morning and some yutz was flying around with the M.O.M tag. Unfortunately it was one of those names impossible to remember. Tex, I'm pretty sure this is one of the jagoffs you spotted a couple days ago. =lmoapdk=> or something like that. I said, "LOSE THE MOM TAG." Nitwit said, "i m real mom lol". Oy. So I said, "YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER OF MOM. LOSE THE TAG." "u r fake mom i real mom"

I thought, "Jeez, is this that little CGI 'precious' freak from those godawful hobbit f*cker movies?!"

So keep a weather eye out for =lmopdf=> flying our tag. I say red or blue, shoot on sight.

Do you guys realize that Shatner's Bassoon is the name for the area of the human brain that processes time perception? And that a powerful street drug can distort its processing so that you think minutes are hours and hours are months? And that that drug is known as CAKE?! Have a look...

Sput, if you show up for your first day of school in mid-January we're gonna know you've been into the CAKE stash again. In a CAKE driven society where the profit mongers keep the masses down by numbing their sense of individualism and natural inclination to rise up against despotic, capitalist oppression by feeding them CAKE, who polices the CAKE police? Huh?

OMG LMAO

coop wrote: Wow Wig that pretty much gets us all caught up with all the needs we all might as well start our own nursing home.that way someone can take care of our old asses all the time.AND BY THE WAY YOU DO ONE HELL OF A GREAT JOB TAKING CARE OF US.

HOOAH to you my old ass brother.

But, how will we manage sponge baths for so many? Draw straws, perhaps? . It is quite evident that we are short staffed in our nursing department.

Doghouse666, hope u have a speedy recovery...mean ole

Wig,
If you look at the Roster on the Main Page.. Those names should be up to date. Ender has a new name as well as Mavrk.. Thanks for all you do...

SweetJosephine is a Nurse. Yesterday she was saying she was the only nurse playing Dogfight..

I encountered the "laopdr" several days ago.. I don't know if these initials are correct? But close enough for he/she/them to get shot at..




Is Today the Tommorrow that I thought about Yesterday?? Everyone have a wonderful Thanksgiving. I will see you all again tomorrow on Christmas Eve..

More Cake please!!

Fkying Muck??? Is your in-game name the same as shown? I need your forum and in-game name please. Or if someone here knows? Thank You..

Attention: Keith, Ender, D_N, Muck, Badger, Jon, your banners are ready.

photobucket.com
MOMsquadron album
Click your thumbnail image
Click on the larger image
Mouse over the next larger
Click "Share" then "More Options" then "Get Link Code"
Under "IMG for bulletin boards and forums" copy "full size" link
Back here click My Profile, Edit, Profile Information
Paste the link code for the banner into your signature box.
Click "Save"
This applies to anyone who hasn't picked up his banner yet.

Also, to adopt your M.O.M flight tag, choose "Tools" from the top right of the forum page, then "join a squadron" then select
M.O.M. Don't forget to save. Jesus did and look where it got him...

new jersey devil wrote: Doghouse666, hope u have a speedy recovery...mean ole

I'm with you on that mod, I'm supposed to play a show three days later. I guess I'll be playing my upright bass(doghouse bass) in a stool spinning on pain meds...We'll see how that goes.

Sheibe, great screen shot. Do you have an iphone or droid phone? I have a droid phone and I want to be able to do screens shot but I don't know if there is creen shot app for droid phones. If anyone from the squad has any suggestions, please feel free to reply to the comment or pm me.

Thanks, AL aka mavrk.

Mavrk12 wrote: Sheibe, great screen shot. Do you have an iphone or droid phone? I have a droid phone and I want to be able to do screens shot but I don't know if there is creen shot app for droid phones. If anyone from the squad has any suggestions, please feel free to reply to the comment or pm me.

Thanks, AL aka mavrk.

"Screenshot UX" in Google Play Store

oedius wrote:

Mavrk12 wrote: Sheibe, great screen shot. Do you have an iphone or droid phone? I have a droid phone and I want to be able to do screens shot but I don't know if there is creen shot app for droid phones. If anyone from the squad has any suggestions, please feel free to reply to the comment or pm me.

Thanks, AL aka mavrk.

"Screenshot UX" in Google Play Store

Thank you Oedius!!! I'll give it a try.

Mavrk12 wrote: Sheibe, great screen shot. Do you have an iphone or droid phone? I have a droid phone and I want to be able to do screens shot but I don't know if there is creen shot app for droid phones. If anyone from the squad has any suggestions, please feel free to reply to the comment or pm me.

Thanks, AL aka mavrk.

I use an iPad ll . I upload directly to Photobucket on the Mobil App. I try to reduce the photography, but it still comes out larger than I like when I download it to the thread.

. Wigbomb wrote: Attention: Keith, Ender, D_N, Muck, Badger, Jon, your banners are ready.

photobucket.com
MOMsquadron album
Click your thumbnail image
Click on the larger image
Mouse over the next larger
Click "Share" then "More Options" then "Get Link Code"
Under "IMG for bulletin boards and forums" copy "full size" link
Back here click My Profile, Edit, Profile Information
Paste the link code for the banner into your signature box.
Click "Save"
This applies to anyone who hasn't picked up his banner yet.

Also, to adopt your M.O.M flight tag, choose "Tools" from the top right of the forum page, then "join a squadron" then select
M.O.M. Don't forget to save. Jesus did and look where it got him...

Thanks Mr. Wig! The banner is awesome! Nobody has done anything this nice for me since birth! MOMs the best!

Wig just never ceases to amaze me the way he comes up with these banners! Creative genius is an understatement!

oedius wrote: Wig just never ceases to amaze me the way he comes up with these banners! Creative genius is an understatement!

I just scrolled through the new ones. Brilliant as usual. LMAO.

Trying to figure out the allusion in coop's. Did Gary Cooper say "here's mud in your eye" in a movie?

Just got out of a game with Devil and capt ryan from 111th. It was great to fly with these guys. Capt Ryan is a great pilot. I couldn't touch him. Maybe I need bifocals. Anyways, during the game the Vampire appeared. I tried to recruit but I think I scared him away because once I said "hey vamp, join MOM", he left the building. No response, he just left, without saying, "hey thanks mav for shooting me down, and btw....." Nothing, absolutely nothing from him. While I'm on the subject of recruiting. There was another pilot in the game. I believe his name is Rufus Firefly, I think. I believe his rank is brig gen and has no affiliation with a squad. I'm not sure if Devil tried to recruit but he might be worth trying. I was going to but then he left. Has anyone played with/against this guy? BTW, he's a great pilot. |\/|

Rufus was giving me fits in a game last night I belive it was. Very good pilot indeed! Next time I see him, I will ask him about joining.

Wigbomb, quiero agradecerte por el estandarte, simplemente está exquisito, realmente me encanta, eres un artista. Gracias por tomarte el tiempo.
Pronta recuperación para los camaradas que están bajo el cuchillo, en especial a Duckwing, que es una gran inspiración para todos en DogFight.
Hasta Pronto.
Estuardo.

Traducción desde: www.elmundo.es/traductor/
Wigbomb, I want to be grateful for you for the banner, simply it is exquisite, really I am charmed with it, you are an artist. Thank you for taking the time.
Prompt recovery for the comrades who are under the knife, especially to Duckwing, which is a great inspiration for all in DogFight.
Up to Soon.
Estuardo.

I think it's "Rufus T. Firefly" (Groucho Marx reference). I've encountered him as well. Good pilot. I say recruit.

bopes wrote: I think it's "Rufus T. Firefly" (Groucho Marx reference). I've encountered him as well. Good pilot. I say recruit.

Interesting. Yes he is. Also, I just got my arse handed to by Guidas55. I remember someone mentioning his name in this thread. Are we recruiting him? And we might need a translator?!? Guidas is also a great pilot.

Mavrk12 wrote: Also, I just got my arse handed to by Guidas55. I remember someone mentioning his name in this thread. Are we recruiting him? And we might need a translator?!? Guidas is also a great pilot.

I don't know if anything's changed since then but awhile back Guidas took the position that he/she wouldn't join unless Rickenfaker did. It's a twofer deal, and quite a bargain! Hence the relentless pressure on 'faker to throw in with us.

hey bopes the phrase heres mud in your eye came from a toast whey used to use in WWI in the trenches cause there was mud everywhere...lol and also it goes back to biblical days when jesus put mud in the eyes of blind people to heal them if im remember my sunday school days...lol so probably since i was in the miitary thats how it brcame heres lead in your eye...I guess other than that no clue...lol
Cannot question the power of the Wig.So it was written so shall it be done....LMAO sorry when he rights those banners it kills me i sit at work and read them an LOL my firefighter brothers look at me like im a retard...Maybe I should be the Retard of mom...Could say "
he pilots the short bus"coop retard of MOM...LOL sorry im having a few beers

Mad you're pie tastes aweful
Wig the cake recipe is in a box where I keep it

coop wrote: hey bopes the phrase heres mud in your eye came from a toast whey used to use in WWI in the trenches cause there was mud everywhere...lol and also it goes back to biblical days when jesus put mud in the eyes of blind people to heal them if im remember my sunday school days...lol so probably since i was in the miitary thats how it brcame heres lead in your eye...I guess other than that no clue...lol
Cannot question the power of the Wig.So it was written so shall it be done....LMAO sorry when he rights those banners it kills me i sit at work and read them an LOL my firefighter brothers look at me like im a retard...Maybe I should be the Retard of mom...Could say "
he pilots the short bus"coop retard of MOM...LOL sorry im having a few beers

Should probably not say, But around here that short bus is known as the "Retard Racer"... Forgive me please.. I know not what I do..

LOL Then the retard racer it is...LMAO