Sorry, hadn't expected Vortex to get it so quickly.

Props to you, Vortex. You should feel really good about yourself.

Yay. I can solve riddles.

Here's one.

Vortex gave me $20. What did I say to him to get it?

Will you please give me twenty dollars?

Wait, would that work?

Pedrinho wrote:

VortexIII wrote: Ok. I'm on a streak of yes's so I'm going to make a guess thats for some reason on my mind:
There was an accident, man's wife dies, man ends up eating his wife instead of seagull, and he just kills himself out of depression?

Luna, did you see what you did here? I am your public enemy now! When I found my android phone (my 10 months young little daughter took it to somewhere this morning), I will sneak to your headquarters and bomb it down!

Okay. Come on. My hints were very obscure. Don't any of you find just a tiny bit weird as to how quick and exact Vortex's answer was made?

You ever heard of Google? Vortex certainly has. So like I said, props to you, buddy.

VortexIII wrote: Yay. I can solve riddles.

>Implying you didn't Google the riddle.

It's very obvious what you did. You first Googled the riddle. And up came some answers. You took the answer -- but knew that if you spilled it all too soon; we'd catch onto you.

Hence why you lead into it:

VortexIII wrote: Did someone die?

9/10. Seems like a regular question.

VortexIII wrote: Since there's an accident, and someone died, did his wife die?

5/10. No mention of the wife anywhere in the thread. Hence, Google.

Now here's the big one:

VortexIII wrote: Ok. I'm on a streak of yes's so I'm going to make a guess thats for some reason on my mind:
There was an accident, man's wife dies, man ends up eating his wife instead of seagull, and he just kills himself out of depression?

There is literally absolutely no way you deduced that from the previous two questions. There isn't.

Which is why it's very obvious you used Google.



>inb4 "slender ur just being racist cuz im german"



You've been caught, son.

Luna6 wrote:

Pedrinho wrote:

VortexIII wrote: Ok. I'm on a streak of yes's so I'm going to make a guess thats for some reason on my mind:
There was an accident, man's wife dies, man ends up eating his wife instead of seagull, and he just kills himself out of depression?

Luna, did you see what you did here? I am your public enemy now! When I found my android phone (my 10 months young little daughter took it to somewhere this morning), I will sneak to your headquarters and bomb it down!

Okay. Come on. My hints were very obscure. Don't any of you find just a tiny bit weird as to how quick and exact Vortex's answer was made?

You ever heard of Google? Vortex certainly has. So like I said, props to you, buddy.

Vortex, if you did so, you will be my next target on the skies.
Luna, yes, I suspected that someone was cheating. How sad... And I was kidding about bombing your base: you can turn the lights off when sleeping...
By the way, where are the riddles you said you would send to me?

Edit 1: To Slenderman: Man, take it easy with the kid... Obviously he was cheating, but he don't need to be bullied for this. His sentence was already wrote: I will reserve some bullets for him on our next flight - as soon as I get a new device, because Laura (my 10 months "old" little daughter) broke that unbreakable gorilla glass with her bare little hands yesterday morning...

(Editing: I striked the text on the last paragraph because Vortex was upset by my words, so I edited to reconsider: I really believe him after he said he wasn't cheating. Sorry, kido!).

Whoa whoa now. Welaaax. There is mentioning of the wife in the thread, and using google would ruin the game. Only someone of a VERY low level would do that. Geez. What will it be next?

VortexIII wrote: Whoa whoa now. Welaaax. There is mentioning of the wife in the thread, and using google would ruin the game. Only someone of a VERY low level would do that. Geez. What will it be next?

Ok, Vortex. My fault. My apologies, I recognize that I was pushing too hard when I said that "obviously someone was cheating". I didn't want to hurt you, really. It's just a game, anyway! Now I even believe that you didn't it, seriously - you seem to be a smart kid, indeed...

But sadly my sentence was wrote in stone, so I can not erase it anymore: You are condemned to have your plane brought in pieces by my machine-gun in our next encounter!!!!

Big purple button that says edit.

VortexIII wrote: Big purple button that says edit.

Fixed it, Vortex. But that "stone" is inside my head, not on this "virtual page", so I really can't erase the "sentence": You are really doomed to face me in the skies. Pray, kid... Run, kid!

(As if I had enough skills to face Vortex Kid... I'll need some help to apply the sentence!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

Pedrinho wrote: Vortex, if you did so, you will be my next target on the skies.
Luna, yes, I suspected that someone was cheating. How sad... And I was kidding about bombing your base: you can turn the lights off when sleeping...
By the way, where are the riddles you said you would send to me?

Edit 1: To Slenderman: Man, take it easy with the kid... Obviously he was cheating, but he don't need to be bullied for this. His sentence was already wrote: I will reserve some bullets for him on our next flight - as soon as I get a new device, because Laura (my 10 months "old" little daughter) broke that unbreakable gorilla glass with her bare little hands yesterday morning...

(Editing: I striked the text on the last paragraph because Vortex was upset by my words, so I edited to reconsider: I really believe him after he said he wasn't cheating. Sorry, kido!).

I never called him anything, I merely agreed with Luna and called him on it -- just as you did here:

Pedrinho wrote: Obviously he was cheating, but

I simply added on and gave a bit more background as to concluding why I thought he used Google.


You can't blame us, eh? I (like everyone else, including you Pedrinho) wanted this to last a bit longer -- not get spoiled by someone with Google.


P.S -- whoa! How did your daughter break Gorilla Glass?! Your strength must be genetic.

She broke GORILLA GLASS!!!!
and she only 10 months old.

I need her for my army.

[e]Sputnik wrote: She broke GORILLA GLASS!!!!
and she only 10 months old.

I need her for my army.

I suspect my wife did it... She doesnt like my "friendship" with my gadgets...
But I found the phone at the kitchen's stair, five steps down... It is possible that it was really Laura's work...
Anyway, I need another smartphone. Dumbphones makes me nervous!

No way to just get a new screen? Seems like an awful waste.

[e]Sputnik wrote: She broke GORILLA GLASS!!!!
and she only 10 months old.

I need her for my army.

No, my plan to use an army of enraged kittens and infants trained to fling dirty diapers at the kitten inflicted scratches to take over the world, cause noone would harm kittens and babies!
And if no one is healthy enough to fight back I can't lose, one problem, where will I get all the babies and kittens?

guaranteed not on google

what has no face
neither arms nor legs

yet marches and invades

can number in the millions, yet never........... numerically....... exceed its opponent

Kptn Singh wrote: guaranteed not on google

what has no face
neither arms nor legs

yet marches and invades

can number in the millions, yet never........... numerically....... exceed its opponent

Ghosts?
Slenderman!!!!!

CalvinIsAwesome wrote: No way to just get a new screen? Seems like an awful waste.

My lack of knowledge is a shame. Although very strong and imune to scratches for the last year, I was informed right now by my brother that my poor xperia neo's screen is not a gorilla glass.
And no, Calvin: my device is not fixable. At least I can use this as an excuse for buying a Galaxy S2 (S3 is out of cogitation).

[e]Sputnik wrote:

Kptn Singh wrote: guaranteed not on google

what has no face
neither arms nor legs

yet marches and invades

can number in the millions, yet never........... numerically....... exceed its opponent

Ghosts?
Slenderman!!!!!

no
no


this could take a while -_-

Bacteria?
countless in number, invades, but no face or arms/legs

Worms maybe?

Fungi?
Cheese?
Jellyfish?
Tanks?
Stuff?
Viruses?
Idiocy?

A mirror?

Well, it looks like everyone tried changing the subject rather quickly.

can I axe that this riddle be given the brazilian treatment.

I will only entertain questions answerable by Yes, No, or irrelevent

Anyways, here's a good riddle:
What force and strength cannot get through,
I with a gentle touch can do,
And many in the street would stand
Were I not a friend at hand
What am I?

Kptn Singh wrote: can I axe that this riddle be given the brazilian treatment.

I will only entertain questions answerable by Yes, No, or irrelevent

Is it a living thing?

isaactheman wrote:

Kptn Singh wrote: can I axe that this riddle be given the brazilian treatment.

I will only entertain questions answerable by Yes, No, or irrelevent

Is it a living thing?

No, I doubt its even a thing