coop wrote: Wig my brother you have outdone yourself as always..my new banner is the S*** and I was reading through the others lol Mad you gotta grab yours and welcome to all new MOMs its gonna be a great yr to be a MOM

As soon as it arrives il add it to my little boxy thingamajig - As i believe its customary to say get off my lawn then indeed get of my lawn . that was easy - now for my daily nap, whered i put my pipe........

Had my first DF game as a m.o.m. Last night with Mad and Clay God. Firstly, let me say it was like being an aspirant all over again not sure where, who, what to shoot. (Rule 11). Pre-m.o.m. DFs were ez. Shoot anything that moves and shoot a little more after it stops moving. So if in the next few days I violate/conform to rule 11, I'm sorry/you're welcome/like it/get over it and feel free to blast my butt if you are violated/conformed. Confirmed?

It was a completely different kind of game though. Quite enjoyable after I figured out Clay & Mad were friendlies or at least not foelies

madtothebone1 wrote:

coop wrote: Wig my brother you have outdone yourself as always..my new banner is the S*** and I was reading through the others lol Mad you gotta grab yours and welcome to all new MOMs its gonna be a great yr to be a MOM

As soon as it arrives il add it to my little boxy thingamajig - As i believe its customary to say get off my lawn then indeed get of my lawn . that was easy - now for my daily nap, whered i put my pipe........

Hey Mad, Wig already made you one to stick in your thingamajig, go back to page 200 and err, umm, it's the one before this one.

ParrotHead wrote: Had my first DF game as a m.o.m. Last night with Mad and Clay God. Firstly, let me say it was like being an aspirant all over again not sure where, who, what to shoot. (Rule 11). Pre-m.o.m. DFs were ez. Shoot anything that moves and shoot a little more after it stops moving. So if in the next few days I violate/conform to rule 11, I'm sorry/you're welcome/like it/get over it and feel free to blast my butt if you are violated/conformed. Confirmed?

It was a completely different kind of game though. Quite enjoyable after I figured out Clay & Mad were friendlies or at least not foelies

better than having MOM creep up behind you and shout BOO!

Welcome newest and most illustrious members to the uhhhh...what was it again...mmm...oh yeaa MOM squad...where's that d**n ginseng again...sorryyy... Welcome!!!!!

May your days be filled with roaming sheep, cake eating, depends wearing, teeth swapping, geritol enhanced button firing days

WHAT ABOUT BOB???? I see him, I see him, he is where, yes I see him, WOW he has joined mutliple times for his multiple beatings on multiple days for multiple listingssss..I hope we did not turn the MOM beatings on you too hard

SO welcome all and all welcome to the funniest farm....uhhhh...I mean Prestigious SQUAD!

**DISCLAIMER** Any information contained within this post is subjest the reader's misunderstanding regarding the author's intention, whereby the reader has the option to hang the author by a yardarm or let him scrape the barnacles off the keel from fore and aft.

YARDARMS.... KEELS? Oh yeah I'm in the right place, ye bunch a scallywags!

Yep! Keel hauling, it's good for the sole, when done in the right plaice, with the will of cod.

coop wrote: So let me get this right our newest MOMs are crazynut, parrot head, blue max, richyroo and who else

I'm not a MOM yet..... so don't jump the gun

coop wrote: So let me get this right our newest MOMs are crazynut, parrot head, blue max, richyroo and who else

Oops my ipad is messing around, sorry

Richyroo wrote:

coop wrote: So let me get this right our newest MOMs are crazynut, parrot head, blue max, richyroo and who else

I'm not accepted yet

I think you are, there seems to be a consensus of acceptance, so just ask if you can be stuck on the roster and master wig will get around to making you one of his amazing banners, simples!

I just took my first ever five minute ban for repeatedly shooting down one of my own team. Name of Enzo d serpin, or something, foul mouth team killer even when asked repeatedly to stop, it was worth taking the ban but wish there was some way the game could tell the difference. Don't worry the image of MOM is untarnished, no MOM tag, no muck!

Flyingmuck wrote: I just took my first ever five minute ban for repeatedly shooting down one of my own team. Name of Enzo d serpin, or something, foul mouth team killer even when asked repeatedly to stop, it was worth taking the ban but wish there was some way the game could tell the difference. Don't worry the image of MOM is untarnished, no MOM tag, no muck!

Played several games with this flying turd. He's deserving of shoot on sight orders. He's extremely foul mouthed. Haven't seen him team killing though. So if Muck says it, I buy it. Hasn't been a team player and every time he gets shot down he screams CHEATER.

So, in all my non-authority, I hereby name him "target". That's allowed under rule 6, if I read it correctly.

On hoprfully more encouraging note, entered a btc game with dxp warning that moondoggie08 was on my team. Gave him the benefit of the doubt until he tanked and started heading toward our boat. Put a few round into him before a red knocked him out...and I pointed out to him that if he tried to teamkill I'd see he got banned. Had no further problem with him until he quit late in the game...could this be sinking in???

Any more about possible prodigy status for beastoftheeast?

really?? I'm in

Wow, must now reread the rules and make sure I eat enough cake, kill all 12, 14 & 16 year olds......

Oh, also can I be stuck on the rooster.... I mean roster please?

Richyroo wrote: really?? I'm in

Wow, must now reread the rules and make sure I eat enough cake, kill all 12, 14 & 16 year olds......

Guess so, there's been no negative feed back nobody said no, so I would say you is in. SheiBe will get around to putting you roster. wig will get around to making the banner, but I think he has a whole bucket full to do yet, so meanwhile you need to sign up to photo bucket, that's where you will get the banner from and the app you will use if you want to post any pics here, meanwhile go stick the tag on! Anyone questions it in game tell em to come see me or the sheep

Richyroo wrote: Oh, also can I be stuck on the rooster.... I mean roster please?

On the rooster, that's ok. IN the rooster is just wrong and illegal in most states, except WV and Alabama and maybe South Carolina ( not sure what that Gamecock thing is all about, but is probably related to this subject)

If there is a rooster in the roster which is illiegal in some states, what came first, the rooster or the roster???

MOM grows large and powerfull. Of the 15 users online right now 12 are MOM's if we include legend, which I always do anyway.

Flyingmuck wrote: MOM grows large and powerfull. Of the 15 users online right now 12 are MOM's if we include legend, which I always do anyway.

Our Kung Fu is strong!

coop wrote: So let me get this right our newest MOMs are crazynut, parrot head, blue max, richyroo and who else

little ol' me.

Your not Fu Kung kidding! We got our own Chuck Norris

Hey Mad get your banner up! I wanna see it

bopes wrote: OK, if in doubt, go multiple choice.

CrazyNut's not-quite identity theft plus insult-comic banter was:

(a) a genius piece of subversive street theater;

(b) a genius piece of back-handed complimenting of MOM ;

(c) a desperate cry for help from dealing with THREE TEENAGE DAUGHTERS !!!! ;

(d) an ideal candidate for MOM;

(e) all of the above

Correct Answer: I vote (e).

Just picture this (an aspirant flying blissfully around, shooting stray bullets here and there, trying to smell the daisies below, asking what are we supposed to do? Response, Shoot Red not Blue, bomb hanger at other airport!!! grummbbling heard through the whole valley...Then out of nowhere comes a plane with Red Tags M.O.M CrazyNut a hail of fire engulfs this poor new lads plane, a response from the shooter, Thank You very Much!-I see lots of Therapy in their future

IN from me

Flyingmuck wrote: MOM grows large and powerfull. Of the 15 users online right now 12 are MOM's if we include legend, which I always do anyway.

Yeah but I'm gonna have to take up a collection after I lose my job for ready the DF Forum throughout the day!

Get t work ye lazy swabs!

As fer me, the sun past the bloody yardarm hours ago so tis a hair o the dog fer me!

right then
welcome to all the new comers to the mighty MOM
specially BOB just so we all understand each other i invited BOB months ago he was a work colleague and a friend of mine then it all went wrong for him. it is kind of funny really anyway enough of that.

i have a challenge to all of the old MOMs and the new MOMs myself and mavrk were in a dogfight game earlier we thought it would be fun to try and fly inverted along the inside of the bridge.
sounds easy but we crashed on every attempt very funny it didnt help that we were being shoot at when we were trying this.
now flying upside down in open sky no problems but when you are confined its alot harder.
so please try it.
mavrk sry i left game lost connection

ahh
thats where me and mav were going wrong we were talking to each other whilsh trying

Flyingmuck wrote: Get t work ye lazy swabs!

As fer me, the sun past the bloody yardarm hours ago so tis a hair o the dog fer me!

If l
you are like me when the suns past its best then id bet that dog is balding quite rapidly lol, oh greetings from staines by the way (in the words of a
Ali- G.......AAAAIIIII)