Paul in my defense I plead the Fifth (of scotch).

Anyway, the prosecution will have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I bombed my own hangars this morning ... and, AND ... that it was not a hangover-induced accident! That's a high burden of proof (at least 95 or 100 proof...)

Meanwhile, will someone please check to see if there's enough in the petty cash jar to post bail ?

Don't make me hafta go all Papal Bull on your azzes...

bopes wrote: Paul in my defense I plead the Fifth (of scotch).

Anyway, the prosecution will have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I bombed my own hangars this morning ... and, AND ... that it was not a hangover-induced accident! That's a high burden of proof (at least 95 or 100 proof...)

Meanwhile, will someone please check to see if there's enough in the petty cash jar to post bail ?

Don't make me hafta go all Papal Bull on your azzes...

As keeper of the roster, and I also am keeper of petty, and how petty can I be? of petty cash.. We have $4.73, some Euros, and Mexican pesos.. You may have to sober up in the clink.. SORRY.. I THINK MOM WENT OVER THE CLIFF.. The Senate didn't save us yesterday.. Check your coffers bopes..

bopes wrote: Paul in my defense I plead the Fifth (of scotch).

Anyway, the prosecution will have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I bombed my own hangars this morning ... and, AND ... that it was not a hangover-induced accident! That's a high burden of proof (at least 95 or 100 proof...)

Meanwhile, will someone please check to see if there's enough in the petty cash jar to post bail ?

Don't make me hafta go all Papal Bull on your azzes...

I can chip in 6.34 that's what I have left from my raise but its all yours o holly of holly's

I knew it! Dogss must have cleaned out the petty cash jar before he went AWOL with his Las Vegas hottie.

Oh we'll, looks like its three hots and a cot for me for awhile...

bopes wrote: Paul in my defense I plead the Fifth (of scotch).

Anyway, the prosecution will have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I bombed my own hangars this morning ... and, AND ... that it was not a hangover-induced accident! That's a high burden of proof (at least 95 or 100 proof...)

Meanwhile, will someone please check to see if there's enough in the petty cash jar to post bail ?

Don't make me hafta go all Papal Bull on your azzes...

I got your bail covered bopes. Just remember when M.O.M. can't save you. You can count on the Eagles to help!

Check under the couch, and car seats maybe you can get enough for that one phone call

new jersey devil wrote: Great day and year to be M.O.M.

Well reported in such a short message, Mean Ole. Thanks for those powerful words!! I hope, for 2013, we can all come to smarter, not harder living, by evolving to a better world. I have heard the "Pledge of Allegiance", for my whole life as an American, but one line always stuck out as kinda odd. The part where we recite the "ONE nation... under god". My hope for 2013, is that we can include maybe a few more nations under that single minded umbrella, and become ALL nations under god. Im not religious, but those words hold a message beyond religion. Perhaps we can all wake up together as a world one day, and decide to recognize that no one HAS to kill, or do something to deserve dying, i.e. commit terrorism or murder. Because for a person to commit ill doing upon a brother or sister, takes a vast amount of energy, compared to simply helping them for a better life TOGETHER!
If this seems gibberish, sorry. I wish all you guys the best.... and more.
RESPECTS!!!
BlobZ

bopes wrote: Paul in my defense I plead the Fifth (of scotch).

Anyway, the prosecution will have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I bombed my own hangars this morning ... and, AND ... that it was not a hangover-induced accident! That's a high burden of proof (at least 95 or 100 proof...)

Meanwhile, will someone please check to see if there's enough in the petty cash jar to post bail ?

Don't make me hafta go all Papal Bull on your azzes...

What, u mean we can't bomb our own hangars......???!!! I thot if s**t was ours we could do whatever we wanted to do to it....what happened to my Constitutional rights to property and all that stuff...??What is this world coming to? Behind you all the way Bopes...

[/quote]As keeper of the roster.....[/quote]

All this talk about coop, I thought you were keeper of the rooster... Starting to make more since now

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

He might be rich and famous, but I don't think he's shooting a full load!

Out of context... Justin is Canadian and only our crooks have the right to bear arms...

Canadian or not, nobody had the right to be that darned stupid and still be rolling in it!

Some guy calling himself ExPoRe was flying the mom tag.. Asked him he was mom... Said no.. So I shot him down and told him I was about to get banned. His answer... Wtf? So I told him he needs to take that off. He left the game.


Hopefully I handled that according to the rules. Either way. Happy new year guys


Jacklpe

Jacklpe wrote: Some guy calling himself ExPoRe was flying the mom tag.. Asked him he was mom... Said no.. So I shot him down and told him I was about to get banned. His answer... Wtf? So I told him he needs to take that off. He left the game.


Hopefully I handled that according to the rules. Either way. Happy new year guys


Jacklpe

I played with him today. Thought it was strange. Haven't seen him before. Let y'all know if I see him again.

Jacklpe wrote: Some guy calling himself ExPoRe was flying the mom tag.. Asked him he was mom... Said no.. So I shot him down and told him I was about to get banned. His answer... Wtf? So I told him he needs to take that off. He left the game.


Hopefully I handled that according to the rules. Either way. Happy new year guys


Jacklpe

Nope, Jack, your instinct was right on; that was a MOMpostor. I'll keep my Mod's eye out for him but by all means continue to shoot on sight.

Do me a favor, J, drop me a PM. I understand you witnessed some team killing recently...ring a bell? It needs immediate attention, I'd appreciate whatever info you can provide. Thanks. (oh, and Happy New Year to you, M.O.Mrade!)

2013; the year the Mean Old Men get Mad!

Hours into the New Year and the best news I can imagine has already hit the M.O.M Squad; Our friend and mine, Anthony, a k a Madtothebone, is that elusive 100th M.O.M! (barring any "OUT" votes or opinions to the contrary, of course)

There isn't a person or player in all of Dogfight who is more M.O.Mtothebone than Anthony/Mad...we just needed to get that small matter of the wrong tag straightened out.

Seriously, M.O.M's "no poaching" policy is untarnished. Anthony was a dedicated high-ranking Falcon and did that squadron proud. His decision to leave is entirely his own, was preceded by no discussions with me until he'd arrived at what he felt he needed to do, and his request to join M.O.M was met with heavy resistance. I practically reached through the internet thingy and hauled him into the M.O.Modrome! But our, and Anthony's, respect for the 111th is intact. That Anthony is back on the wing of his bud, The Devil, and flying the colors of all his M.O.M friends, seems inevitable and right.

Welcome to the madhouse, Mad! You, sir, are the illustrious 100th (meaning 101st) M.O.M!

COULDNT BE HAPPIER TO HAVE HAVE MAD FLYING THE MOM TAG...NO QUESTION WHAT MY VOTE IS ....IN

Welcome to the New guys...oh how about those Carolina Gamecocks Gonna be a happy New year guys

Welcome Mad, glad your on our side.

Two things
1: mad change ur profile pic it scares me
2: to earn money we pose as Indian phone company employees wanting to sell u something when they pay in advance(and they will) and don't get their product we go"Hello we did not get ur call please call back at a later time." Like those anouing phone operators say
Long story short we need Indian accent phones and fake products
Then we get the money's
3: mad welcome
4: didnt I only say two things wow I'm tired

welcom Mad. See u in the sky's.

. Wigbomb wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: Some guy calling himself ExPoRe was flying the mom tag.. Asked him he was mom... Said no.. So I shot him down and told him I was about to get banned. His answer... Wtf? So I told him he needs to take that off. He left the game.


Hopefully I handled that according to the rules. Either way. Happy new year guys


Jacklpe

Nope, Jack, your instinct was right on; that was a MOMpostor. I'll keep my Mod's eye out for him but by all means continue to shoot on sight.

Do me a favor, J, drop me a PM. I understand you witnessed some team killing recently...ring a bell? It needs immediate attention, I'd appreciate whatever info you can provide. Thanks. (oh, and Happy New Year to you, M.O.Mrade!)

If the team killing was me... I gave up telling people red's only, who followed me to other game's and continued shooting at me and others.... I know shiebe saw me in one game (today)... I crashed watching that person and not paying attention to my flying..... respawned then shot him down....later on that same person kept shooting at me again.....If I got him wrong in that game, I didn't get him wrong in the previous game. Well, If it's me, it's me.....Yes I have team killed. Not for pleasure, satisfaction or the intentional ruining of the game...When I say oops after teamkilling, It's usually because of a previous problem with that player.....Ohhhh , and ,

Happy New Year....

M4rtin wrote: You guys crack me up

People looking at me why I am always laughing, like I am talking to myself reading these posts. Pretty soon the white jacket will be put on me....

Certainly not you Dent.. You are one of my favorite players. The only thing I can think of was some cat named Jorgito something or other who I wore out for it the other day to help the opposing team. No. That's why I joined this squad. All of these guys are very professional in the games. I honestly figure I'm gonna get thrown out at some point for my antics. I play all angles, as much as I can. Sometimes that includes pissing off the red team so they will all try to kill me and forget about the rest of my team. Making the game like a war (sometimes) is what makes it so fun for me.

Thx

Jacklpe

dentinhead wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: Some guy calling himself ExPoRe was flying the mom tag.. Asked him he was mom... Said no.. So I shot him down and told him I was about to get banned. His answer... Wtf? So I told him he needs to take that off. He left the game.


Hopefully I handled that according to the rules. Either way. Happy new year guys


Jacklpe

Nope, Jack, your instinct was right on; that was a MOMpostor. I'll keep my Mod's eye out for him but by all means continue to shoot on sight.

Do me a favor, J, drop me a PM. I understand you witnessed some team killing recently...ring a bell? It needs immediate attention, I'd appreciate whatever info you can provide. Thanks. (oh, and Happy New Year to you, M.O.Mrade!)

If the team killing was me... I gave up telling people red's only, who followed me to other game's and continued shooting at me and others.... I know shiebe saw me in one game (today)... I crashed watching that person and not paying attention to my flying..... respawned then shot him down....later on that same person kept shooting at me again.....If I got him wrong in that game, I didn't get him wrong in the previous game. Well, If it's me, it's me.....Yes I have team killed. Not for pleasure, satisfaction or the intentional ruining of the game...When I say oops after teamkilling, It's usually because of a previous problem with that player.....Ohhhh , and ,

Happy New Year....

It's not you Dent...

I am getting really frustrated by all the team killing and basic shoddy play by so many players lately. I think I have already talked about this once and it really makes for an agrivating time when you can't even get started in a game without dieing 3 or 4 times first at the hands of your own team mates.

You take off and are looking to see who's in the game and there's tracers flashing past you.. You fly another 30 seconds and the reds are shooting and some blue ass is still shooting behind you then crashes after he hits you several times.. Your plane is smoking and here comes a noob who hits you once and your dead again..

I saw Dent crashing and I was being shot at by the same guy.. Dent was chasing team killers and I'm circling trying to find whoever it is that's shooting at me and him, now the game is rapidly being played over our airport rather than in no mans land. Then there's players yelling "shoot me, I want to be a tank".. Asking who's a girl or who likes big tits..... You get the picture... I have just about had it.. It's not fun during these times. I'm too old for this... I really am very close to resigning/ quitting.. Who wants to be the Imperial Ruler? Any takers..

Ha Ha Ha Sheibe, Nice to know other's get frustrated also. I have been close to quitting a few time's.. thing is game is still fun...
I thought you were frustrated that game...thing is I turned my screen again in the game and one was shooting at me and in the distance there's schiebe with a team mate shooting at him... I have to apologise Shiebe, I kinda started laughing at the situation, felt like two MOM's with their kids retaliating cause they couldn't have the keys to the car....
sometimes ya just need to go all ape s^^t on em.....
Sheibe if ya give up your MOM head seat... at least hang around in the game...your one of the fun one's...
I think ya oughta stay right where yer at....


N Paul, I sent a message to Birdbrainbesse.....Apparently she doesn't love me anymore...Mrs Dent has never seen me cry.....

dentinhead wrote: Ha Ha Ha Sheibe, Nice to know other's get frustrated also. I have been close to quitting a few time's.. thing is game is still fun...
I thought you were frustrated that game...thing is I turned my screen again in the game and one was shooting at me and in the distance there's schiebe with a team mate shooting at him... I have to apologise Shiebe, I kinda started laughing at the situation, felt like two MOM's with their kids retaliating cause they couldn't have the keys to the car....
sometimes ya just need to go all ape s^^t on em.....
Sheibe if ya give up your MOM head seat... at least hang around in the game...your one of the fun one's...
I think ya oughta stay right where yer at....
...

I know Dent... The more I was typing that last post the more I was getting upset... I would just like to shake those jerks silly sometimes.. I'm ok now... Thanks for listening.... I can still spawn kill ya, right?? I owe ya one..

. Wigbomb wrote: 2013; the year the Mean Old Men get Mad!

Hours into the New Year and the best news I can imagine has already hit the M.O.M Squad; Our friend and mine, Anthony, a k a Madtothebone, is that elusive 100th M.O.M! (barring any "OUT" votes or opinions to the contrary, of course)

There isn't a person or player in all of Dogfight who is more M.O.Mtothebone than Anthony/Mad...we just needed to get that small matter of the wrong tag straightened out.

Seriously, M.O.M's "no poaching" policy is untarnished. Anthony was a dedicated high-ranking Falcon and did that squadron proud. His decision to leave is entirely his own, was preceded by no discussions with me until he'd arrived at what he felt he needed to do, and his request to join M.O.M was met with heavy resistance. I practically reached through the internet thingy and hauled him into the M.O.Modrome! But our, and Anthony's, respect for the 111th is intact. That Anthony is back on the wing of his bud, The Devil, and flying the colors of all his M.O.M friends, seems inevitable and right.

Welcome to the madhouse, Mad! You, sir, are the illustrious 100th (meaning 101st) M.O.M!

Again, in honor of Jeannette Rankin (Striker do a 200 word essay on her and post it please), and since I was the only "no" vote for Allan (again in honor of Rankin) I will once again vote "no" on Mad. Please keep in mind that I am not on the board and have no power within MOM other than Training and Moral Officer. I just want to be able to say after Mad shoots me down and I'm floating in the chute, "That's why I never voted you in!"

Welcome aboard Mad!!! And welcome to anyone else I may have missed...always fun to see the skies filled with MOM tags.

Finally got my M.O.M. tag. See you in the unfriendly skies my fiends. Happy 2013 all!

Oh c'mon Paul gimme a little credit on the last post