Look at those abs..........BAM !!!!!!!!!!! Eat your heart out suckas.

Is that my child. Lol

I know Tink just posted this tune, however yesterday I say this tribute, and with TX Lawman posting a couple with pianos, I thought this one should make its way to the coolest Forum in DF!



Side note: LX Lawman, is RICO really that good looking or just a bunch of "Smoking Mirrors"? I know all the MOM's are a sight to be seen, however with RICO being out of town maybe we all need to have a SPA day to get some of that hotness back!

Lol Yup Crackin myself up again!!!! Bahhaaaahhahhaa!!!

I thought I ask you guys.
I've been searching for a "Music Box" for the little one.
Not the kind that has a turning kee but a string that you pull. It can be inside a stuffed animal or just the music box.
Here comes the hard part...
I don't want no lullaby. I want like Ozzy, Maiden, Judas, Metallica, or something like that.
I don't know if it exists, but that's what I want.

TX LAWMAN wrote: Forgot to mention that I came face to face with RiCO as he passed through my little town. Fortunately, I was unable to trump up any charges to hold him on this time. However, he will pass through regularly. It is only a matter of time! Good to meet you brother. Unfortunately, Fuzzy's Taco Shop has no cake.

Great To Meet You TX LAWMAN!! Maybe Next Time I Drive Thru Your Little Town You Can Book Me In For DWPDF - Driving While Playing DF......Lol. Or Spawnkilling Cobra92......Wait, That's Not Against The Law, Is It?

Btw Guys, I've Updated The Map. Enjoy!

Bell, I did not find any heavy metal based pull string toys. I know I was surprised to. I did find you can buy pull string toys that you can record on.

This is a company that makes them, but I think you have to buy several thousands of them.
www.astsoundmodule.com/recordable-plush-toy/

I suggest doing a search in Sweden on recordable pull string toys.

Do this, if you can! LOL

M4rtin wrote: Bell, I did not find any heavy metal based pull string toys. I know I was surprised to. I did find you can buy pull string toys that you can record on.

This is a company that makes them, but I think you have to buy several thousands of them.
www.astsoundmodule.com/recordable-plush-toy/

I suggest doing a search in Sweden on recordable pull string toys.

Soooo? Would you have to pull the sting from the otherside (backwards) like everything else over there?

EDIT: Just messin, it is obvious the we/us on this side of the pond have gone and made a real mess of things........

Hey Brian and onsekone, speaking of basic training I got a good one for ya.

I was at Fort Benning in December when we were lucky enough to have an ice storm. I had the the last fire watch before wake-up call so I went outside and got chunks of ice and found like six guys that weren't covered up. Put chunks of the ice on their underwear so when it melted it looked like they wet the bed or had a messy dream. I gave the Drill Sargent the heads up of what I did, boy did those guys catch crap the rest of our training. (Bed wetters) I lucked out in basic because I was older than most of the Drill Sargents. Had a great time down there!

SSG Suntken

onsekone wrote:
Edit 2. Someone is reading our thread. Just noticed youtube is advertising tattoos to me.

Ok if someone is reading are thread and now has started to advertise to you...... Can we start talking more about....

Hot chicks, bikini bombshells, bad girls, that girl is going to have a bad back with that chest, what bikini? That thing is like dental floss, worlds smallest mini skirt, did she paint them shorts on? Oops bikini malfunction, (trying to stay PG but running out of ideas) and women obsessed with babyoil wrestling!
Ok now quick go check YouTube and get back with us on any new advertisement!

BrianC219 wrote:

onsekone wrote: These guys have thought it through.

Mechanical advantage. It is amazing at what you can do with a little bit of rope and leverage!

I've never been in Russia, but a couple of friends who have been working there said that Russians can fix anything with anything in anywhere. In Russia Duct tape is for noobs. Once one of those guys had timing belt broken on roadside in the middle of nowhere. Some Russian guy stopped with his Lada and asked if he needs help. That guy fixed the belt somehow so that he could make it back to civilization for better repair.

Edit. I went to Youtube. Now I don't get any advertising. I guess they are angry to you.

---

Edit 2. Dragon, my favorite trick was to put black shoe polish on bike seat or black toilet seat.

Move it! Move it! Move It! Move it!
Move out Maggots!
What? I can't hear you-u?

So misunderstood!

Damn, setting out my first ever accidental 5 min ban. Doh!

Sorry Sgt. York if you read this. Bad idea to fly in front of me when I'm killin.

For any and all of us celebrating Thanksgiving, or giving thanks, here's to you. Hope you have a great holiday!

Happy Turkey Day !!!!!!!

Blue Max Young wrote: Damn, setting out my first ever accidental 5 min ban. Doh!

Sorry Sgt. York if you read this. Bad idea to fly in front of me when I'm killin.

DAVY SAYS, BULLY

To let you MOMS know, I was playing with and against frank baracca, I was seriously out numberd, I asked frank to switch!!! HE DID!! We won bomb the tub!! Just think you guys should know frank is one HELLUVA STAND UP GUY!! And a TOTALLY AWSOME PILOT!!, frank can't thank you enough, if you ever stop at the ACEHOLE FOR A DRINK, DRINKS ARE ON ME..GREAT GAME FRANK!!, I owe you the favor, I will be your wing man ANYDAY !! You were mine today!!! My hats off to you my brother from another mother!!!!!

TO ALL MOMS, MAY YOU HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! BE THANKFUL EVERYDAY YOU HAVE YOUR HEALTH, AND FAMILY, THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE LESS FORTUNATE AND HAVE NOTHING!! I ESPECIALLY FEEL BAD FOR THOSE WHO DONT HAVE DOGFIGHT!!! FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY ARE MISSING!!!

Sorry blue I got the I got dropped from that game. My tablet got really hot and it froze up. Thx for giving me a hand, and I hope you showed robot a thing or two

Kept killing him over and over. He raged out after a while. I couldn't take a pass and get him after you dropped. Hate when no one is smart enough to hold off the game and let you deal with punks like that. Ah well. I will see him again.

One day those guys will want a pass from me and it won't happen.

I lost but put up a good fight.

Pistolpete59 wrote: To let you MOMS know, I was playing with and against frank baracca, I was seriously out numberd, I asked frank to switch!!! HE DID!! We won bomb the tub!! Just think you guys should know frank is one HELLUVA STAND UP GUY!! And a TOTALLY AWSOME PILOT!!, frank can't thank you enough, if you ever stop at the ACEHOLE FOR A DRINK, DRINKS ARE ON ME..GREAT GAME FRANK!!, I owe you the favor, I will be your wing man ANYDAY !! You were mine today!!! My hats off to you my brother from another mother!!!!!

I'd have to agree, Paolo AKA Frank is a great guy. Earlier today in a destroy the zep mission, he had himself lined up perfectly behind the zep scoring some easy points. I'm headed back from the enemy base with a hole in my plane, an empty gun, and 2 reds right behind me. I called on him to get them off my six and immediately he made his turn and saved me. Can't thank you enough Paolo.

....sorry to interrupt...........that's all....continue......

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: ....sorry to interrupt...........that's all....continue......

Well swing back by when you can stay for a while, as always GREAT TO SEE YOU!

Hello friends MoM many know me, who do not know me I'm Enzo present of squad BE, wanted to communicate you them to the following pilotos:

Bluecat25
kjwwkj
randy network

They have been epulsados ​​our squad for disrespecting other riders.
I leave a hug to each of you.
And remember to use the google translator

Cricket wrote:

Pistolpete59 wrote: To let you MOMS know, I was playing with and against frank baracca, I was seriously out numberd, I asked frank to switch!!! HE DID!! We won bomb the tub!! Just think you guys should know frank is one HELLUVA STAND UP GUY!! And a TOTALLY AWSOME PILOT!!, frank can't thank you enough, if you ever stop at the ACEHOLE FOR A DRINK, DRINKS ARE ON ME..GREAT GAME FRANK!!, I owe you the favor, I will be your wing man ANYDAY !! You were mine today!!! My hats off to you my brother from another mother!!!!!

I'd have to agree, Paolo AKA Frank is a great guy. Earlier today in a destroy the zep mission, he had himself lined up perfectly behind the zep scoring some easy points. I'm headed back from the enemy base with a hole in my plane, an empty gun, and 2 reds right behind me. I called on him to get them off my six and immediately he made his turn and saved me. Can't thank you enough Paolo.

You are too good, guys!
Your compliments make me blush! (but also fill me of pride and happiness).
Is always a pleasure for me to be of help to others (I do my best but unfortunately, I can not at all times).
A sincere thanks of hart to you, Cricket and My Nuts (it says so where I come from), I was pleased to read your words (too exaggerated!).

I take this opportunity to wish all my American friends a Happy Thanksgiving Day!

See You!

PS. I LOVE THIS GAMEEEE!!!! (and all those who play, even the bad guys!)

BrianC219 wrote:

I know, I'm speechless too

Congrats to netredding for making moraf