My wife is absolutely terrified of spiders, she won't even stay inside the home if she knows a spider is in there.

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THE SPIDER AND CAN YOU OVERNIGHT IT. NEED ANSWER QUICKLY.

Greets Tex. long time no see. That's a big sucker. What happenes if you don't catch the spider? Sell the house? let the spider have it.

They had a pet store in Lubbock when I lived there. They had bugs for sale. There was a bird eating spider from Africa I think. Thing was as big as your fist not counting the legs. Nasty lookin thing.

Davy, you missed your calling my man!

Everything is bigger in Texas but damn! Looks like a wolf spider

I've been travelling so much lately for the jay oh bee I've not had much time to play. I noticed I fell nearly 30 spots in the rankings so I have to get back into practice to get good again!

I won't sleep in my room if I now there's a spider in there.

Thanks Tex, You can scratch Texas off my bucket list now.... Or just put it the next one below dieing.

Our back yard opens to a field, so we get a lot, but never quite that big. Sometimes when I'm cutting the grass, the mower scares them and they go fleeing away in droves - it's like herding sheep! You can really tell if you don't go very fast and watch the grass in front and to the sides of you where you haven't cut yet.

But this one made my skin crawl because it could have crept out from the kitchen and crawled to our bedroom at anytime during the nights....

Kids are cute....

Big Tex wrote: It's been pretty rainy here for the last month and we've had some uninvited guests visit. This one Ms. Tex trapped with her glass cake display top - the kind you see in bakeries that have the entire cake ensconced within.

This is BY FAR the largest spider I've met in person. If the spider's eyes are so large that they turn green with the camera flash, then that spider is too friggin big! Ms. Tex said that she opened the back door to let the dogs go outside, when it zipped in, dashed across our kitchen floor, and disappeared under our stove.

We ate out every meal until we were able to trap it today!

reminds me of a time when I was in the service I had one wrapped around my knee, just this side of FREAKIN OUT I was ready to shoot it off with my M 16 when a buddy saw what I was about to do and so not to give away our position , he smacked it with an in trenching tool.... hurt like HELL ! 30 plus years later I still have a bump on that knee, I guess spiders freaked him out to because he hit it ten × what it needed ... ah GOOD TIMES

Here is the end of the game we started Davy. Sheez it was a brawl. Great game fellas. I'm beat. First time over 200. Hope its the last. To many great shooters. No one was going up the middle.

Big Tex wrote:

Yummm... Toast it, wet it with passion fruit juice boiled with some pepper and some drops of lemon juice. Or make it fried, but don't use too much oil.

That was a great job Max! Especially in that blinding snow!

But after that game I think I might need some of Davy's Meds! I was seeing triple

Weird. Three dents, three heads? May be a stutter from the frying pan.

legendofkane wrote:

i know you have flown with this baron moron..if you see him watch your backs..go to BL thread for whole story

I have flown with ze baron numerous times, what did he do? What is the BL thread?

Tex they say it's bad luck to kill a spider -- it'll bring rain if you do.

If you killed that mother I would invest in some galoshes ... and maybe a life boat or two...

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

legendofkane wrote:

i know you have flown with this baron moron..if you see him watch your backs..go to BL thread for whole story

I have flown with ze baron numerous times, what did he do? What is the BL thread?

BL = Black List Thread. It is where people report players for bad behavior and ruining the game for other players. It is where the Moderators also report what actions they have taken based on those reports. They will post the ban on players and who they have muted in the game.

Here is the direct link to that thread..www.dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-g...ial-blacklist-thread

GhostRiderNumeroUno, Baron team-killed Chameleon for wanting to tank the carrier into oblivion and beyond when there was no way for any enemies to enter the game. Baron decided that he was the Moral Law Enforcement Official for DF and would determine how DF should be played.

In my humble opinion, Baron should have minded his own beezwax!
It is just as bad as those who shoot down players for not shooting them to tank

Jolly! well said there M4rtin ol chap if i may say s myself
As u can clearly C.......Hhhmmmmmmmm.. hot bacon grease, has just been sizzled to the ground
Well over cooked u might say, burnt to thze crip, smoked bacon.

Hi members of mom parrot said i should stop in and check the place out. So I though I would say hi and have a look around.

jasonmc wrote: Hi members of mom parrot said i should stop in and check the place out. So I though I would say hi and have a look around.

Jason if you are thinking MOM is the place for you Blue Max approves. Thumbs up from me. Just don't bring any sun flowers.

Blue Max Young wrote: Here is the end of the game we started Davy. Sheez it was a brawl. Great game fellas. I'm beat. First time over 200. Hope its the last. To many great shooters. No one was going up the middle.

DAVY SAYS........ GREAT GAME MAX, YOU WERE AND HAVE BEEN VERY HOT LATELY. AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS MY BUTT WAS SORE AND THE WIFE A NAGGING SO I HAD TO LEAVE YOU, I USUALLY FINISH ALL GAMES I START BUT THE LAST FEW DAYS I'VE BEEN INTERRUPTED BY ONE THING OR ANOTHER.

PLUS MY GAME HAS BEEN OFF LATELY, I DROPPED MY IPAD AND NOW IF I SHOOT SOMEONE DOWN I GET SHOT DOWN ALSO. I RESET ALL THE SETTING, LETS SEE IF IT HELPS.

WELCOME JASONMC, COME ON OVER.

Blue Max Young wrote:

jasonmc wrote: Hi members of mom parrot said i should stop in and check the place out. So I though I would say hi and have a look around.

Jason if you are thinking MOM is the place for you Blue Max approves. Thumbs up from me. Just don't bring any sun flowers.

So, MAX, you're grounding my new plane? Don't think so!

he teamkilled me and kp,,gossip/official blacklist thread..me and kp requested tanks,he shot us and then killed us...as you can see ship is almost gone.im looking for him,,red or blue.

Hey DENTINHEAD, FINALLY A COUPLE OF GOOD GAMES WHERE I PULLED MY OWN WEIGHT.

THANKS IT WAS FUN PLAYING WITH YOU.

yakuza wrote: Jolly! well said there M4rtin ol chap if i may say s myself
As u can clearly C.......Hhhmmmmmmmm.. hot bacon grease, has just been sizzled to the ground
Well over cooked u might say, burnt to thze crip, smoked bacon.

quiet you

Not going to be on much today fellas, 6th year anniversary. Not pulling any clay god suave trips, sold her in for a dinner at a local Irish pub its all fun after the 3rd drink...the trade off is tat I have to put on an apron and go with her to a cooking class tomorrow guess I better pack a flask...gonna be a long day

Looks good on ya Noush.

M4rtin wrote:

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

legendofkane wrote:

i know you have flown with this baron moron..if you see him watch your backs..go to BL thread for whole story

I have flown with ze baron numerous times, what did he do? What is the BL thread?

BL = Black List Thread. It is where people report players for bad behavior and ruining the game for other players. It is where the Moderators also report what actions they have taken based on those reports. They will post the ban on players and who they have muted in the game.

Here is the direct link to that thread..www.dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-g...ial-blacklist-thread

GhostRiderNumeroUno, Baron team-killed Chameleon for wanting to tank the carrier into oblivion and beyonjd when there was no way for any enemies to enter the game. Baron decided that he was the Moral Law Enforcement Official for DF and would determine how DF should be played.

In my humble opinion, Baron should have minded his own beezwax!
It is just as bad as those who shoot down players for not shooting them to tank

Blacklist duuuuuh, why didnt i catch that? I must say i am ashamed of ze baron ( a fellow Texan if im not mistaken) i read the BL details, and I just can't belive it, flown w him lots and he has never acted like that!!! He does get snarky when i rufuse to shoot him or someone else to tank, but has never been ugly.I will target him for sure!!!! He will feel the heat of my flaming skull and steed!!!!


Noosh, shame on you!!!!!! Take the cooking class, at least your wife cooks, Mrs. Ghostrider cant boil water, and despite my unwavering tutalige, dosent seem to want to learn

Blue Max Young wrote: Looks good on ya Noush.

DAVY SAYS, ARE YOU SURE THATS AN APRON, LOOKS MORE LIKE A X-RAY VEST.

DID YOU GET YOUR "YOU KNOW WHAT" X-RAYED. IF SO DID THEY FIND ANYTHING.

WHAT WAS INSIDE THE BOWL AND DID YOU GIVE IT TO THE X RAY TECHNICIAN.

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE FLOWERS FOR AN X RAY

OH NOUSH. WHY ARE YOU SMILING. INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

Ill be watching out for "special ingredients"