HELP ME I'VE FALLING AND I CAN'T GET UP

Has anyone noticed when you clap the hands the lights turn off. Ohh so much fun.

WHERE'S THE BEEF DANGIT

HEH HEH all phrases to yell in the bathroom. Enjoy

dentinhead wrote: Muck you left a great game.... Missed ya Man..... Kevy and I decided to leave and call it a tie after a few more left.....was a fun fun game... That's the game I stay for..... Lot's of laughing and no careing about kill's (there was more killing with humor). Heavy Aviator (Heavy A) was a good sport..very funny...

good game yall

Yeah, got in a tank, was pounding along when I noticed no airplane noise, no bullets pining off me, no chat....no connection, tried getting back, gave up

I am still looking around for them dang crayons Dent, but it is awfully dark in here I think Davvyy may have been using them to put some lipstick on those children of his

Huh where am I, oh oh. Have you seen my dentist. Where's the bathroom. Cake, I need cake. Crayons, no I haven't seen them. Huh where am I. My diaper needs changing. I need cake.

M4rtin wrote: I am still looking around for them dang crayons Dent, but it is awfully dark in here I think Davvyy may have been using them to put some lipstick on those children of his

It's dark? STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!! Stay away from it!

Davy Crockett wrote: Huh where am I, oh oh. Have you seen my dentist. Where's the bathroom. Cake, I need cake. Crayons, no I haven't seen them. Huh where am I. My diaper needs changing. I need cake.

Looks like ghandi's Appalachian cousin. Or maybe grandfather to the banjo kid from deliverance

I figured Muck. We decided to call it a tie. Was too good a game to call a win or lose.

I hope that guy on the motorcycle doesn't hit any jumps. The other guy better brush those last 3 teeth.

dentinhead wrote: I have something to say. Um um um WTH I forgot. Is this the bathroom I really need some TP. I need some help. My wiping hand is inactive due to unforeseen issues. SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME.

Use them Dang Dung Beetles

M4rtin wrote:

dentinhead wrote: I have something to say. Um um um WTH I forgot. Is this the bathroom I really need some TP. I need some help. My wiping hand is inactive due to unforeseen issues. SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME.

Use them Dang Dung Beetles

Could you imagine a.pants full of them.... You definitely wouldn't need toilet paper but there'd be a lot of scratching.

ParrotHead wrote: ...Noushbag came as close as any MOM to pissing me off, but I let it go and welcomed him home..PH

Whaddayamean close? That was Noushbaggery at its finest/worst If that didn't take the cake for the biggest D.Bag M.O.M award, than I'm changing my name to Captain Nicebag You, Max and Paul are my brothers (and great great great great grandfather )

Well put ZH and PH..I think it's pretty clear, the esoteric group of the originals quite fairly and respectfully, long for that "small town" intimacy that was lost long ago. They miss the quality and not the quantity. And who can blame them? MOM has grown to bountiful levels of posting but that's just the expected result of a successful squad, built on the solid foundations of it's wise and humorous founders.

So whaddayado? I personally like to read the posts during small breaks in the can or at a traffic light and although catch up on most of it, there are times where I'll miss a page or two during the blow-outs. I make a special exception to this when WIG posts...in which case, I'll grab a fine cigar and some scotch and sit back on my recliner with a smirk that would make Chuck Norris run for cover.

I have no real solution nor am in a position to have one. I embrace the change and quite readily accept and enjoy the newcomers and their ludicracy. As my gramps would say "Nice to have some new crazy around here." At the same token, no one can deny there is a physical limit to the number of posts before it becomes too great to keep up with. I'm not sure if we're there yet but it certainly sounds like we are in the views of some (which I respect)

WIG's approach of grouped MOM's does indeed sound interesting. It also sounds like a lot of work for WIG. I say we all 100+ MOM's get together at Wig's place and help him out..I'll grab the booze and milk

Oh BLEEPIT. I give up.

Holy 'bleep'! Where'd ya find my ole profile pic? I had to quit the biker gang. Every one died from viagra overdose and I can't remember where I left my keys. Bleepen keys.

Every little helps. Hope you like 'em Davy

Hey Chocks, I've been flying for a week now and am learning a lot. So M.O.M. is for older guys. That appeals to me since I'm pre columbian age. You guys crack me up. I've enjoyed flying against/with the M.O.M. pilots and sincerely hope you guys might consider me as a possible prospect for membership to your hilarious (but deadly) squadron. Keep your head on a swivel and watch your six.

Goin to kill reds. Got a few hours left to waste and I have a headache from reading. please keep future posts to 10 words or less. Classic MOM for sure.

Ok Blue Max. Thanks for the tip.< 7 words.

A 'sub divided' M.O.M sounds too Aryan for me.
Is this not The Hotel California. There is no barbed wire keeping us in, is there
Will it stop future fallouts?
Appease greviences?
Avoid inconvenient truths?
Produce more cake?
Slice the banner into tiny pieces?
Will the best boxer always be right?
Will the good ole days return?
Do I still get to sign in regardless wot time zone?
Will I ever see half of you again?
Who am I?
Why am I changing?
I'm turning green?
The pain! My body, it's.... its.... deforming!
I'm turning into the incredible...



No, no it's alright, All normal, all normal, just relax. Nothing to see here.

jimz wrote: Hey Chocks, I've been flying for a week now and am learning a lot. So M.O.M. is for older guys. That appeals to me since I'm pre columbian age. You guys crack me up. I've enjoyed flying against/with the M.O.M. pilots and sincerely hope you guys might consider me as a possible prospect for membership to your hilarious (but deadly) squadron. Keep your head on a swivel and watch your six.

Hay Jimz, Welcome to our thread I must tell you, the entrance fee for this place is on promotion right now Collect enough tokens by downing more M.O.M's and by reading the Competition Rules by going to our Page 1 page at the beggining of all these pages, unless its approaching a full moon, or the 3rd Friday in the month, then youll need to wait till the next full moon as meetings and stuff go on and around then. I sincerely hope that you enjoy your stay here with us and let me know if I can be of any further assistance. Happy flying

jimz wrote: Hey Chocks, I've been flying for a week now and am learning a lot. So M.O.M. is for older guys. That appeals to me since I'm pre columbian age. You guys crack me up. I've enjoyed flying against/with the M.O.M. pilots and sincerely hope you guys might consider me as a possible prospect for membership to your hilarious (but deadly) squadron. Keep your head on a swivel and watch your six.

Go to page one learn the rules and the non rules, read between the lines for those, its written in tiny tiny words then follow instructions and wait for what may seem a lifetime but is really only half a lifetime, I think.

Sorry bell. I didnt mean to quit on you. Two campers in that one and was just on my way to paying some back. LOST CONN ERRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. I hate that. I was on top of their base.

Bell and M4. Great ctc game. Wish I could have had chat. But (scratching head) if I did I might have been shot down more when bell and I got in tight quarters. Nice flying tink... You turned like you where on rails

Here is mymdrama queen coming out. I will call her Bet5y.
I need help... I can go through a game and have no chat, I can go through one with that.
I can get a screen that says dogfight won't respond. It gives me 3 options and I don't remember them right now.
This is really screwing with my playing time because of restarts and other b.s. to try to clear this up. If anyone has seen this and can help thanks

Geez .. this thread is like a soap opera with all the drama. "Days Of Our M.O.Ms" .. "As The M.O.Ms Fly"
Time to kick back with a beer and popcorn to watch the next episode.

Yea BABY WAKE ME UP.....

Ok Dent is never allowed to do the song pic of the weekend. I will be singing that in my head for days.

YES, GET SOOOMEEE

I can't wait for Five Finger Death Punch to do a remake.....