Thanks bud, I couldn't agree with you more...one has to wonder, what is wrong with these dysfunctional, spineless, grabasstic pieces of amphibian ish..the warnings, the screenshots, it sure is getting tiring. I have another suggestion to the great Zup, the person being shot down by the teamkiller gets a free pass from the 5 minute ban..oh how I would enjoy that!

First off, and if you take nothing else from this post then take this, AWESOME banner for Capt. Noushbag.

Now, let me say a few things to the squad as a whole. A few hundred posts back I was given the title of "Training and Morale" officer of this squad. Sure, most of my morale work is done behind the scenes. Sure, maybe I've helped train Dragon1000 a little too much of late. Sure, most of you probably thought this role didn't exist and that it was just a joke but let me tell 'ya this little buddy...EVERYONE DROP YOUR PANTS, LOOK DOWN AND DO A VISUAL. (Side note, for any women in the squad it's probably best if you PM me and we arrange a get-together for this activity.) OK, where was I? Oh yeah, do your body parts look like they belong on a 6-year old? Because the MOM squadron doesn't care about hurt feelings or who takes Karma or who says what to whom (see what I did there Bopes?) or whether you want to leave the squad or what other squads say about us or add just about anything else to this list! MOMs care about killing the red guy on your screen and giving a hard time to the other MOMs and in the end, if squad wars ever happens, watching each other's back! The rest of the crud I can get at work or at home or by volunteering at the YMCA child care room.

In summary, "MOM Don't Do Drama"! And there, my squad mates is MOM's Triple D's. Gaze at it, don't avert your eyes, they won't blind you, take it in and then excuse yourself for a few minutes and come back after you cleaned up.

Feel better? There, you see that's why I'm the Morale Officer. Now, with our new focus, go play the game and make sure red fears the MOM tag! (Or for the older members, a nap maybe in order.)

Guys can u save the German for a couple years. I'm going to take German in high school.
Wow what German am I, cant even speak it.

Blue Max Young wrote: Highly recommend a visit to the Alamo, Mav. Very cool and a lot of cool stuff on those two blocks to do. Spook house is awesome and the Guinness Book of records deal is cool. Sea World is nice to. Let the GF feed dolphins. it will get you extra points. LOL Take your wallet cuz parking will cost you out the arse. River walk is totally cool. Saltgrass steakhouse. Just sayin. Have fun be safe.

And Mav if you visit the Alamo, don't forget to check out the basement. That's the best part!

That and the little Mexican Restraint across the street. Tell Mary Dave said Hi.

The striker16 wrote: . . . Wow what German am I, cant even speak it.

Wait, don't tell me! Why, you must be our 35th president!

Now, repeat after me Striker, auf Deutsch: "I am a jelly donut ..."

I asked for "Gummy Bears" zu idiot!

pffft wrote: Mr Wig I would love to use the banner that you so kindly made up for me but unfortunately.... um......er......well.... its just that.......well......I dont know how to....... If you have any helpfull hints or tips i would be indebted to you

Sorry about the delay, Gav. We had a pest problem in the MOModrome. I've been busy exterminating some rabid birds.

Go here

s1079.beta.photobucket.com/user/MOMsquadron/library/

Locate the thumbnail of your banner and copy the IMG code.
Come back to the forum, go to Profile, click Edit, Profile Information, then paste the copied code into the signature box at the bottom of the form.
Save.
Tha's it!

Anyone else who hasn't installed his banner yet, do the same. I mean, y'know, with your own banner, not pffft's. pffft's banner is for pffft.

bopes wrote:

The striker16 wrote: . . . Wow what German am I, cant even speak it.

Wait, don't tell me! Why, you must be our 35th president!

Now, repeat after me Striker, auf Deutsch: "I am a jelly donut ..."

Now repeat after me schiebe, yo soy pastel: "I am cake"

. Wigbomb wrote:

pffft wrote: Mr Wig I would love to use the banner that you so kindly made up for me but unfortunately.... um......er......well.... its just that.......well......I dont know how to....... If you have any helpfull hints or tips i would be indebted to you

Sorry about the delay, Gav. We had a pest problem in the MOModrome. I've been busy exterminating some rabid birds.

Go here

s1079.beta.photobucket.com/user/MOMsquadron/library/

Locate the thumbnail of your banner and copy the IMG code.
Come back to the forum, go to Profile, click Edit, Profile Information, then paste the copied code into the signature box at the bottom of the form.
Save.
Tha's it!

Anyone else who hasn't installed his banner yet, do the same. I mean, y'know, with your own banner, not pffft's. pffft's banner is for pffft.

Sorry, I get excited when a new banner comes along so I went ahead and peaked..pfft, you've got one cool/funny banner my man. Also, I couldn't help but peak at the others and LMAO, speaking of which, where in the world are these lost MOMS? Don't see them too often in either game or forum.

Is Dragon even in a squadron? And what r the planes that all the level 31s hv

The striker16 wrote: Guys can u save the German for a couple years. I'm going to take German in high school.
Wow what German am I, cant even speak it.

Striker,
Egal welche sprache sie verwenden, konnen sie nicht buchstabieren wert ScheiBe...


Ich bin Kuchen, Sie Kuchen sind, wir lieben Kuchen...

madtothebone1 wrote:

Ja wohl, mein Furrier!

Or...

Stylishly sporting the new summer weight mitre, Ratzi XVI is overheard telling his lycanthrope familiar, "It's hard out here for a pope."

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

The striker16 wrote: Guys can u save the German for a couple years. I'm going to take German in high school.
Wow what German am I, cant even speak it.

Striker,
Egal welche sprache sie verwenden, konnen sie nicht buchstabieren wert ScheiBe...


Ich bin Kuchen, Sie Kuchen sind, wir lieben Kuchen...

Kuchen über alles

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

The striker16 wrote: Guys can u save the German for a couple years. I'm going to take German in high school.
Wow what German am I, cant even speak it.

Striker,
Egal welche sprache sie verwenden, konnen sie nicht buchstabieren wert ScheiBe...


Ich bin Kuchen, Sie Kuchen sind, wir lieben Kuchen...

Alles, was Sie brauchen, ist Google-Übersetzung, und Sie können jede Sprache, Chef sprechen

jangsoo12 wrote: Is Dragon even in a squadron? And what r the planes that all the level 31s hv

No, Jang, Dragon is not "in" a squad. Dragon pretty much "is" a squad.

The planes the Level 31's have are the same as the planes the Level 30's (or any levels) have only the Albatros is black and white striped and doesn't land so much as wobble, roll over, fall through the carrier deck and crash in the cargo bay of the boat. (although I believe Joaquin has surrendered to my nagging and adjusted the, "Trying to land a unicycle" effect. It helps to be people in high places...)

Weird went from #118 on the ranking to like 163 400 ish. What is up with that. Did 162 282 people play there faces off over night and bump me back. Lol. Would like to know if I moved up in rank after several hours of great games. Lots of moms playing today, lots of fun. Nice flying with you today m4rtin.

ParrotHead wrote:

btschuman wrote: WOW MOM...according to the latest rankings, I am now in the top 161,500 players...

Well I'm at 82,801 so....

And B, dent, Bomer and dragon are all flip flopping around.

I wonder if all this will affect my playin? Nah, I'm still a noob!

Well Parrot I'm at 6334 and your 8 ahead of me.

Gratz Sheibe one step closer to MORAF

Dr Dave wrote:

ParrotHead wrote:

btschuman wrote: WOW MOM...according to the latest rankings, I am now in the top 161,500 players...

Well I'm at 82,801 so....

And B, dent, Bomer and dragon are all flip flopping around.

I wonder if all this will affect my playin? Nah, I'm still a noob!

Well Parrot I'm at 6334 and your 8 ahead of me.

What's goin on?



Stats for Gary-the-pink. Yikes I was in the 400's
Top # Name Game Rank # of kills # hangars bombed # of deads # crashed Won Games
#59325 Gary-the-pink Major-General III (19) 1580 474 3205 1342 649

I dont know but remember you being up there.

What the heck!!! I was like 800 something and now I'm 26918!!!!!

What is going on!!!!!!

Ps. Is there a translate button on I pod when u type?

. Wigbomb wrote:

pffft wrote: Mr Wig I would love to use the banner that you so kindly made up for me but unfortunately.... um......er......well.... its just that.......well......I dont know how to....... If you have any helpfull hints or tips i would be indebted to you

Sorry about the delay, Gav. We had a pest problem in the MOModrome. I've been busy exterminating some rabid birds.

Go here

s1079.beta.photobucket.com/user/MOMsquadron/library/

Locate the thumbnail of your banner and copy the IMG code.
Come back to the forum, go to Profile, click Edit, Profile Information, then paste the copied code into the signature box at the bottom of the form.
Save.
Tha's it!

Anyone else who hasn't installed his banner yet, do the same. I mean, y'know, with your own banner, not pffft's. pffft's banner is for pffft.

Ok I found the banners and remember reading snowbumm had two banners made, and I was supposed to us one that he was not using. So my question is. do I use snowbumm or snowbumm1? Or maybe I could get one for myself? Or maybe I'll just stay naked, winter is about over, made it this long with out it freezing off...

v/r YEMX

Damn those pesky rabid birds!! Thanks Wig appreciate your time and effort
Today I am a real M.O.M!

Yes did finally did it yes yes yes nice yes awsome nice yessssss. Level up baby!!! Kah-BOOM!!!


Ok little over the top but been working at that for awhile......


v/r YEMX

pffft wrote: Damn those pesky rabid birds!! Thanks Wig appreciate your time and effort
Today I am a real M.O.M!

You talking to me? You talking to me!?!? Don't make me come over there!

pffft wrote: Damn those pesky rabid birds!! Thanks Wig appreciate your time and effort
Today I am a real M.O.M!

Well done wig. To complete the squad all we need is to recruit a player named "psst", if he exist.

Wow that sux!! Was getting close to the top 100... Now I'm 53467...ouch

pffft wrote: Damn those pesky rabid birds!! Thanks Wig appreciate your time and effort
Today I am a real M.O.M!

Kfffrmfftt upffft brother pffftt.

Dr Dave wrote:

ParrotHead wrote:

btschuman wrote: WOW MOM...according to the latest rankings, I am now in the top 161,500 players...

Well I'm at 82,801 so....

And B, dent, Bomer and dragon are all flip flopping around.

I wonder if all this will affect my playin? Nah, I'm still a noob!

Well Parrot I'm at 6334 and your 8 ahead of me.

82,805 this morning.... Moving up! Or is that down? Hell I don't know and don't care. Got enough shhhtuff to worry 'bout.

But I do care that B is taking this sitting down. Get up there and kick some butt or I'm removing my dash ornament! We have a rep to keep. "MOM, Home of Number 2" makes us sound like an outhouse.