ATTENTION ALL M.O.M'S BY ORDER OF YOUR COMPANY 1 C.O.PLEASE CHANGE YOUR IN GAME NAME TO SOME FORM OF WIG! PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY REFERANCE TO YOUR REAL IN GAME NAME, JUST A FORM OF WIG!!! I WANT TO SEE EYES BLEEDING OUT THERE. PEOPLE LETS BE CREATIVE AND REMEMBER LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.I WANT TO SEE WIGS EVERYWHERE DAMN IT!!
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

LT.

coop wrote: ATTENTION ALL M.O.M'S BY ORDER OF YOUR COMPANY 1 C.O.PLEASE CHANGE YOUR IN GAME NAME TO SOME FORM OF WIG! PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY REFERANCE TO YOUR REAL IN GAME NAME, JUST A FORM OF WIG!!! I WANT TO SEE EYES BLEEDING OUT THERE. PEOPLE LETS BE CREATIVE AND REMEMBER LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.I WANT TO SEE WIGS EVERYWHERE DAMN IT!!
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

LT.

10-4, now reverted to my previous wiggy name.

ParrotHead wrote:

coop wrote: ATTENTION ALL M.O.M'S BY ORDER OF YOUR COMPANY 1 C.O.PLEASE CHANGE YOUR IN GAME NAME TO SOME FORM OF WIG! PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY REFERANCE TO YOUR REAL IN GAME NAME, JUST A FORM OF WIG!!! I WANT TO SEE EYES BLEEDING OUT THERE. PEOPLE LETS BE CREATIVE AND REMEMBER LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.I WANT TO SEE WIGS EVERYWHERE DAMN IT!!
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

LT.

10-4, now reverted to my previous wiggy name.

I'm not a MOM but can I fly as Shiloh Biggs' Wig, just to add further confusion?

Richy, get the kettle on son.....just entered essex from the north, doing a couple of shipments in colchester today. sorry its not saaaarfend but apparentlt its still "the only way" hehe

coop wrote: ATTENTION ALL M.O.M'S BY ORDER OF YOUR COMPANY 1 C.O.PLEASE CHANGE YOUR IN GAME NAME TO SOME FORM OF WIG! PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY REFERANCE TO YOUR REAL IN GAME NAME, JUST A FORM OF WIG!!! I WANT TO SEE EYES BLEEDING OUT THERE. PEOPLE LETS BE CREATIVE AND REMEMBER LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.I WANT TO SEE WIGS EVERYWHERE DAMN IT!!
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

LT.

In-game name changed, SAH!

I'll make you squeal like a piggyWiggy

coop wrote:

B Strachan wrote:

Captain Noushbag wrote:

B Strachan wrote: do u meen Wig B?

That would be the one sir..by the way is that you? I'm all confused with the multiple personalities/names..someone said strachan aka WIG earlier in the game..I think we all need to get together at the MOM bar, have a beer and get acquainted

Sorry it was coops idea I was Wig B , Wig was Strachan W , coop was Lt. Wig sorry it was started in the star chamber. Wig was having fun getting treated like me.

Actually I am wigbird...lmao

In my head Wigbird must be PH... but you told me I was wrong. Now I know

Parrot head
1. My science teacher is a girl
2. I'm only in there for 8 more days
3. I'm getting an A without your help
4. Thanks anyway
5. I know what a Parrothead is

So I changes my name back to my name after a week of being mistaken for B by M.O.M and non-M.O.M alike, up to and including Capt. Noushbag's glowing review of what we assume was B as me (although the description of technique, i.e. every trick in the book, crazy-ass erratic, no method to the madness...all sounds way more like me than and my very first...very first, mind you...mission under my own name gets this from a player I've never met;

Nice try, fake wig.

It was worth the entire "Wiggy Name Game" just for that.

coop wrote: ATTENTION ALL M.O.M'S BY ORDER OF YOUR COMPANY 1 C.O.PLEASE CHANGE YOUR IN GAME NAME TO SOME FORM OF WIG! PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY REFERANCE TO YOUR REAL IN GAME NAME, JUST A FORM OF WIG!!! I WANT TO SEE EYES BLEEDING OUT THERE. PEOPLE LETS BE CREATIVE AND REMEMBER LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.I WANT TO SEE WIGS EVERYWHERE DAMN IT!!
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

LT.

Roger that. Name is now rigged, wigged and ready for action. Ohhh the poor souls, they don't know whats commin!

In case any M.O.Ms haven't gotten the word, Joaquin has restored the cosmic balance to the rankings. Brian's in his Heaven, all's right with the world. Righter than it was, in fact, now that M.O.M boasts the #1 AND #2 players in Dogfight! Nicely done, Dent!

The issue was one of server speed; the old server, sloooow, the new server, fast. The two servers not syncing up on the ranking, which sucks a ton of server juice. (consider how many players are asking that database to refresh how many times per day, per hour, per minute) According to Joaquin, the game should now be considerably faster, smoother, more stable since he's reset the ranking to update once a day rather than every time a new query is entered by an individual. So no more checking your position every other mission...for now. A solution is immanent, the once per day update thing temporary.

Again, welcome back to your rightful spots, B and Dent...and congratulations M.O.M on having the two top dogs in Dogfight!

Captain Noushbag wrote:

coop wrote: ATTENTION ALL M.O.M'S BY ORDER OF YOUR COMPANY 1 C.O.PLEASE CHANGE YOUR IN GAME NAME TO SOME FORM OF WIG! PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY REFERANCE TO YOUR REAL IN GAME NAME, JUST A FORM OF WIG!!! I WANT TO SEE EYES BLEEDING OUT THERE. PEOPLE LETS BE CREATIVE AND REMEMBER LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.I WANT TO SEE WIGS EVERYWHERE DAMN IT!!
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

LT.

Roger that. Name is now rigged, wigged and ready for action. Ohhh the poor souls, they don't know whats commin!

Off to a good start, keeping the wig name on top of the score list

Took the plunge and updated for Apple. Plane is a little slower, adjusting to power, turn radius, and still some minor graphics glitches...beached boats. BUT, Graphics seem much clearer, crisper. I look much prettier in the flames now when the bullets tear my plane apart, and I can actually see who shot me down from three miles off...Overall, an improved game.

Maby the apple users with the new update is experian the same as android users did earlier. Slower planes that feels a bit heavy. But if I havent missunderstod now it wont be an advantage to have a superfast gaming device other than screensize. U wont be able to turn faster just because your phone or tab is faster than your oponents. That makes a fair game in my book.

The striker16 wrote: Parrot head
1. My science teacher is a girl
2. I'm only in there for 8 more days
3. I'm getting an A without your help
4. Thanks anyway
5. I know what a Parrothead is

Striker my boy, you have so much to learn and the gender of your science teacher changes everything!
1. Female parrot heads are way so much more fun... Why I remember one, whom I refer to as Laguna Beach... Oh wait. G rated, G rated, remember G rated audience. Never mind, but parrot headettes=much better
2. You are like 12, right. 8 days is a significant percentage of your life thus far. Make those 8 days count!
3. We've already covered the she-ness of this teacher.. Forget about the "A" and google cougar. You still have 8 days!
4. I'm always willing to help, but daggummit, listen to advice when given.
5. Knowing what a parrot head is and reaping the benefits of being one are completely different. Now do as you're told. Complete your google assignments, bone up on PHilosoPHy, join the PHlock, learn a few good wholesome songs (there's one that's referred to as "a love song from a different point of view", definitely learn that one) and make the most of those forever-lasting 8 days.

7. Get off my lawn!

OK Apple folks: Have played 10 or so games with this new update. I am a fan. Some glitches remain, but minor relative to the benefits...in particular I'm not having to aim like a bat in the dark...instead of echolocation, I can actually see what I need to shoot at. Still adjusting somewhat for maneuvering differences, but that seems minor compared to the fact I can actually see incoming bogies...

...so Dent, get an Apple to update...you might be able to pitch the bifocals... But NOT the wardrobe...

btschuman wrote: OK Apple folks: Have played 10 or so games with this new update. I am a fan. Some glitches remain, but minor relative to the benefits...in particular I'm not having to aim like a bat in the dark...instead of echolocation, I can actually see what I need to shoot at. Still adjusting somewhat for maneuvering differences, but that seems minor compared to the fact I can actually see incoming bogies...

Thats the review I've been looking for... I will be upgrading tonight. Shooting just below of the middle of a name for far too long

Fellas, I have urged Mr Ka5ey to submit his application and to expect a reply before the next alignment of the moon and Uranus (in others words, it'll happen when it happens). So his application should have been or already has been received and his expectations are duly adjusted to reality.

He has the...



I'm not sure but given the similarities, Ka5ey may be kin to M4rtin, but y'all be the judge of that

Names been changed by order of Mr. coop

My name just got "wigged"

To Coop:

Yes, sir! I'm now "Wig-Ped-ia", sir!

And for some cute MOMents, take a look at this little lady:
dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-gossi...ight?start=672#71100

Your daughter is beautiful Pedrinho!

Anyone know how to decrease the file size of a picture so that it can be posted on here?

Hi Girls and Guys,

it is not official, it is not 100% save but there is a possibility that we get McCudden to join M.O.M.. YEMX and i played a bomb the hangars game with him and i asked him if he is interested joining us. He said that he is interested, so i told him to go to forum and write a mail to our email address. He is 50 years old, married, lives in UK and is the hell of an ace in air and tank and very nice to talk to. He definitely got my vote and i bet i'm not the only one wanting him to join M.O.M

With that news i need a drink at the bar.


Cheers !!


Allan

allan wrote: Hi Girls and Guys,

it is not official, it is not 100% save but there is a possibility that we get McCudden to join M.O.M.. YEMX and i played a bomb the hangars game with him and i asked him if he is interested joining us. He said that he is interested, so i told him to go to forum and write a mail to our email address. He is 50 years old, married, lives in UK and is the hell of an ace in air and tank and very nice to talk to. He definitely got my vote and i bet i'm not the only one wanting him to join M.O.M

With that news i need a drink at the bar.


Cheers !!



Allan

Hell yeah!!! If he joins I'll buy at the pub. He and I play at the same time of day, apparently. Play and chat with him all the time. He's a great guy, but for some reason he's almost always Red. I have now started greeting him I. Games as either McRed or McBlue, but if I can call him McMOM, I'd dance a jig! He has a squad tag, so I never even thought of asking.

C'mon, McMOM, you know ya wanna!

allan wrote: Hi Girls and Guys,

it is not official, it is not 100% save but there is a possibility that we get McCudden to join M.O.M.. YEMX and i played a bomb the hangars game with him and i asked him if he is interested joining us. He said that he is interested, so i told him to go to forum and write a mail to our email address. He is 50 years old, married, lives in UK and is the hell of an ace in air and tank and very nice to talk to. He definitely got my vote and i bet i'm not the only one wanting him to join M.O.M

With that news i need a drink at the bar.


Cheers !!


Allan

Most definitely not the only one, Allan! |56th| McCudden is a superior player and as nice as he could be. Enjoy that well deserved drink!

Big Tex wrote: Anyone know how to decrease the file size of a picture so that it can be posted on here?

Tex, the quickest way (for who doesn't want to open some app like Photoshop everytime he wants to resize a photo) is by installing this free software:

imageresizer.codeplex.com/releases/view/82827

He creates an entry on the right-button menu (when you open a folder with pictures on any file explorer and click right-button over any photo). The menu entry is called "Resize pictures" (duh!). When you chose this option, a window open giving you four resizing options: "Small", "Medium", "Large", and "Mobile Device", and all of them creates a copy for the picutes in the same folder, with a name that resembles the name of the original files.
FYI, a 4 megabytes photo is reduced to a file with less than 200 kb using the "medium" settings. Play with the app to chose what you like more for each situation.
Oh, and it works also in batch mode, you just have to select as much files as you like and then right-clicking over one of them.
If you don't understand something, let me know.
And sorry for the big-sized photos... lol

allan wrote: Hi Girls and Guys,

it is not official, it is not 100% save but there is a possibility that we get McCudden to join M.O.M.. YEMX and i played a bomb the hangars game with him and i asked him if he is interested joining us. He said that he is interested, so i told him to go to forum and write a mail to our email address. He is 50 years old, married, lives in UK and is the hell of an ace in air and tank and very nice to talk to. He definitely got my vote and i bet i'm not the only one wanting him to join M.O.M

With that news i need a drink at the bar.


Cheers !!

Yes McC.... Is a good player always has a good attitude and is respectful. I was very intrested in M.O.M and seems like a good fit..

v/r YEMX

aka WIG-N-OUT. Lt. Coop ordered me!

Allan

allan wrote: Hi Girls and Guys,

it is not official, it is not 100% save but there is a possibility that we get McCudden to join M.O.M.. YEMX and i played a bomb the hangars game with him and i asked him if he is interested joining us. He said that he is interested, so i told him to go to forum and write a mail to our email address. He is 50 years old, married, lives in UK and is the hell of an ace in air and tank and very nice to talk to. He definitely got my vote and i bet i'm not the only one wanting him to join M.O.M

With that news i need a drink at the bar.


Cheers !!


Allan

Yes McC.... Is a good player always has a good attitude and is respectful. I was very intrested in M.O.M and seems like a good fit..

v/r YEMX

aka WIG-N-OUT. Lt. Coop ordered me!