ParrotHead wrote: BOPES!!! I could be mistaken, but did I see you loitering ON the Zep? That's why I said "stay, screen shot".

I've heard it's been done. I've tried and crash every time. If my eyes didn't deceive me, I'm impressed!

Yes! I matched speed with the zep, touched down and did NOT immediately explode! I wonder if the fact that it was a glitch game had anything to do with it.

I did however immediately start sliding off. I managed to disengage, still alive and airborne. Wham, bam, etc., etc. Then we both had a smoke. (Ba-dum-bum ) It was way cool.

I tried again but screwed up a screen shot and lost connect. After that I was still flying in limbo. I tried a third time but the plane exploded on contact.

bopes wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: BOPES!!! I could be mistaken, but did I see you loitering ON the Zep? That's why I said "stay, screen shot".

I've heard it's been done. I've tried and crash every time. If my eyes didn't deceive me, I'm impressed!

Yes! I matched speed with the zep, touched down and did NOT immediately explode! I wonder if the fact that it was a glitch game had anything to do with it.

I did however immediately start sliding off. I managed to disengage, still alive and airborne. Wham, bam, etc., etc. Then we both had a smoke. (Ba-dum-bum ) It was way cool.

I tried again but screwed up a screen shot and lost connect. After that I was still flying in limbo. I tried a third time but the plane exploded on contact.

By the time I spun around for the screen shot, you were in the air again. It was a big ole double take when I first saw it. Was chasing someone and forgot all about them.

. Wigbomb wrote:

Mmiller26 wrote: Just thought I'd share something -was just in a bomb-the-base game with Swopcamel and he actually destroyed FIVE hangars with one bomb! This sounds like some sort f new record. Everyone was still talking about it during the next game - please tell him congrats next time u see him - he's a great guy.

And when he had taken the one bomb, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and broke the bomb, and gave them to his disciples to set before the hangars; and the one bomb divided he among them all. Glitches 13:66

An open minded, sophisticated individual with a sense of humor and some semblance of balance just siphoned a karma hit from me for my "scriptures" quote! Nothing says, "You're doing something right" like pissing off a Jesus freak. Thanks, anonymous Einstein, whomever you are. You brave, enlightened soul. I'll take all of the karma dips that I can get from god-fearin' gutless goons. If I find out it was a M.O.M too spineless to own his objection he's gone.

THANKS BROTHERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Coop are you staying in MOM ? If you are cool. If not i think you should reconsider. I know you have your reasons and its none of my biz. I just wanted to say it. Don't go.

....An open minded, sophisticated individual with a sense of humor and some semblance of balance just siphoned a karma hit from me for my "scriptures" quote! Nothing says, "You're doing something right" like pissing off a Jesus freak. Thanks, anonymous Einstein, whomever you are. You brave, enlightened soul. I'll take all of the karma dips that I can get from god-fearin' gutless goons. If I find out it was a M.O.M too spineless to own his objection he's gone.

Here's a bump for you WIG.."god-fearing gutless goons"...lol priceless!

coop wrote: THANKS BROTHERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Coop read the sc comment I posted, its bare bones but true - you ever need a chat pm me.

. Wigbomb wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote:

Mmiller26 wrote: Just thought I'd share something -was just in a bomb-the-base game with Swopcamel and he actually destroyed FIVE hangars with one bomb! This sounds like some sort f new record. Everyone was still talking about it during the next game - please tell him congrats next time u see him - he's a great guy.

And when he had taken the one bomb, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and broke the bomb, and gave them to his disciples to set before the hangars; and the one bomb divided he among them all. Glitches 13:66

An open minded, sophisticated individual with a sense of humor and some semblance of balance just siphoned a karma hit from me for my "scriptures" quote! Nothing says, "You're doing something right" like pissing off a Jesus freak. Thanks, anonymous Einstein, whomever you are. You brave, enlightened soul. I'll take all of the karma dips that I can get from god-fearin' gutless goons. If I find out it was a M.O.M too spineless to own his objection he's gone.

Have that karma back Wig. From a hell bound atheist far away.

Good games tonight with all. Past my bed time boys. Back tomorrow.

Guys, Today, Staurday 9th Feb, Im undertaking a test, the biggest of my carreer which will give me a better paycheck once done...its a biggie....details to follow.

AIR-SIDE AVIATION CARGO SECURITY CERTIFICATE

* Security supervisor.

Duration: 1-Day
Course Content
Air Cargo Security courses are MODULAR.  Each level builds on the training received at a lower level.  For example, a Level D candidate will have received all modules delivered to Levels A, B & D before receiving training in the modules specific to Level D (modules for Level C are not delivered on TrainingTeam's scheduled courses, although a Level C can be provided as an in-house course.  Call for more information)

Morning:
Module 1 (Part 1) - General Awareness
Module 1 (Part 2) - Organisation of Aviation Security
Module 1 (Part 3) - Principles of Air Cargo Security
Module 1 (Part 4) - Responding to Suspicious Circumstances
Module 1 (Part 5) - Reacting to Threat Warnings
Module 1 (Part 6) - Drivers of Vehicles

Afternoon:
Module 2 - Access Control, Cargo Protection and Patrolling Controlled Areas
Module 4 - Recognition of Firearms and Explosives
Module 5 - Methods of Concealment
Module 6 - Methods of Making Cargo Known

Aparently they go into bomb identification and action plans heavilly in this one so its gonna be a toughie. Wish me luck - I will need it.

I can never quote you, since it throws of the margins for some odd reason, but I know that you'll do just fine. Let me be the first to congratulate ya!

Best of luck MTTB. Im an aviation security screening and airside driving trainer at Auckland International. I know how tough it can be to learn all the skills of the trade, but once mastered very rewarding. Once again Good Luck and enjoy!

Good luck with your Certificate exam Mad!

.

I have a feeling that my suspicions were correct

I also have a feeling we all know why you have left. Hopefully I'm wrong but I think all you original MOMs. Have become a little disenfranchised now the squad has become so large and not so inclusive. The forum is full up with us newbies talking and I have been thinking that the star chamber is now what was the old moms, in other words, the guys up there are having there own conversations whilst were left to discussing sheep, thongs, fairies and cats.

Can we bribe coop back with cake? Me and my son are making some shortly???

Disenfranchised?? Never. We're not so old that we can't still kick your butts all up and down Duckwing Mountain....

I would like to see this thread begin to discuss other things than our current predilection of barnyard animals, and the garments they wear. Part of the reason why we invited you all to our little group is because of your lively wit and bantering ability. I for one would like to see some fresh stuff posted on here, some new material so to speak.

Sorry for lack of comms fellasI have been somewhat busy trying to rank up! Finally up to Air Chief Marshall but it took ages! I have (I think) Sussed out the latest Psy Ops and deception ploys of our illustrious leaders but it did have me going for a while? Guess I should visit the forum a little more! Anyways I have been in some great games with quite a few of the M.O.M brotherhood and just remember there is only one Firefox 1.......... I have seen quite a few in the air lately!

Cheers J

pffft wrote: Best of luck MTTB. Im an aviation security screening and airside driving trainer at Auckland International. I know how tough it can be to learn all the skills of the trade, but once mastered very rewarding. Once again Good Luck and enjoy!

You and I are lucky, you have "The Vintage Aviator" in NZ and an extra karma point. local to me are Brooklands (the factory and test area of the sopwith aviation company) and Hanworth air park, one of the first WW1 airfields, with a nice statue of a prop as testament. - we are the lucky ones. oh Brett (dent) Ive got a karma headed your way too......

madtothebone1 wrote: Guys, Today, Staurday 9th Feb, Im undertaking a test, the biggest of my carreer which will give me a better paycheck once done...its a biggie....details to follow.

AIR-SIDE AVIATION CARGO SECURITY CERTIFICATE

* Security supervisor.

Duration: 1-Day
Course Content
Air Cargo Security courses are MODULAR.  Each level builds on the training received at a lower level.  For example, a Level D candidate will have received all modules delivered to Levels A, B & D before receiving training in the modules specific to Level D (modules for Level C are not delivered on TrainingTeam's scheduled courses, although a Level C can be provided as an in-house course.  Call for more information)

Morning:
Module 1 (Part 1) - General Awareness
Module 1 (Part 2) - Organisation of Aviation Security
Module 1 (Part 3) - Principles of Air Cargo Security
Module 1 (Part 4) - Responding to Suspicious Circumstances
Module 1 (Part 5) - Reacting to Threat Warnings
Module 1 (Part 6) - Drivers of Vehicles

Afternoon:
Module 2 - Access Control, Cargo Protection and Patrolling Controlled Areas
Module 4 - Recognition of Firearms and Explosives
Module 5 - Methods of Concealment
Module 6 - Methods of Making Cargo Known

Aparently they go into bomb identification and action plans heavilly in this one so its gonna be a toughie. Wish me luck - I
ill need it.

Luck smuck...You give it HELL BROTHER AND YOU WILL OWN IT....HOOAH

Anthony Mad: break both figurative legs in that exam! I know you will. Mad quantites of Karma coming your way from across the ditch.

James Firefox! Look at you posting and everything! It's great to see you, congrats on your Air Chief Marshalness! Make yourself a more present presence here, please.

Gav pffft, same to you! And get you your dad blasted banner up! Y'think I make those to amuse myself? Oh...okay...well...so I do...what's your point?

Hal Tex: yes. Yes, yes and yes dammit. Back to more substance, less fluff. Like we could ever eradicate the fluff from this freakshow?

DJ Coop; skip it. You aren't welcomed back because you were never permitted to leave. Take care of you and your crew during the storm, brotherman. (there's a foot of snow on the windowsill where a couple hours ago was a quarter of that. It's coming down hard.)

Randy Max and all who boosted my heathen-assed Karma back up; thanks. I'll save you each a ringside seat in hell.

Ronnie Biggs, my friend. In your last email you said, "Don't rush to reply". It would appear that I took that particular ball and f*ckin' ran with it. Not so. There's much to say since your last, and get said it will. I'm posting this here as opposed to privately because I'd like the rest of the M.O.M mob (and all of DF) to join me in wishing you safety and a quick return home from your new post...over there. The lack of email (in progress but slooow...I know you understand) doesn't mean my thoughts don't turn to you every day. They do.

My brothers of MOM I have resigned my position in MOM I will be checking in from time to time to make sure you are all still MEAN OLD MEN....I have told the star chamber now I have posted it on here they have my reasons.I am not going to any other squad but right now I have the best intrest of the squad in mind .I will reapply at a later time ...Peace and stay frosty. ...Lt. ALL ABOVE STATEMENTS FALL UNDER RULE 2 THEN FOLLOWED UP BY RULE 3 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS WE ALWAYS FALL BACK ON RULE 6 SUBSECTION A PARAGRAPH A UNDER THE TITLE SECTION Ca WHICH STATES AND I QOUTE IF YOU READ THE ABOVE PARAGRAPH AND REALIZE THAT I AM COMPLETELY OUT OF MY SKULL I CAN PLEAD TEMPORARY INSANITY AND BE REINSTATED BY JIMMY THE LIP ON THE 9TH DAY OF FEBUARY IN THE YEAR TWENTY THIRTEEN.
THERE BOPES NOW MY EYES ARE BLEEDING.

coop wrote:

madtothebone1 wrote: Guys, Today, Staurday 9th Feb, Im undertaking a test, the biggest of my carreer which will give me a better paycheck once done...its a biggie....details to follow.

AIR-SIDE AVIATION CARGO SECURITY CERTIFICATE

* Security supervisor.

Duration: 1-Day
Course Content
Air Cargo Security courses are MODULAR.  Each level builds on the training received at a lower level.  For example, a Level D candidate will have received all modules delivered to Levels A, B & D before receiving training in the modules specific to Level D (modules for Level C are not delivered on TrainingTeam's scheduled courses, although a Level C can be provided as an in-house course.  Call for more information)

Morning:
Module 1 (Part 1) - General Awareness
Module 1 (Part 2) - Organisation of Aviation Security
Module 1 (Part 3) - Principles of Air Cargo Security
Module 1 (Part 4) - Responding to Suspicious Circumstances
Module 1 (Part 5) - Reacting to Threat Warnings
Module 1 (Part 6) - Drivers of Vehicles

Afternoon:
Module 2 - Access Control, Cargo Protection and Patrolling Controlled Areas
Module 4 - Recognition of Firearms and Explosives
Module 5 - Methods of Concealment
Module 6 - Methods of Making Cargo Known

Aparently they go into bomb identification and action plans heavilly in this one so its gonna be a toughie. Wish me luck - I
ill need it.

Luck smuck...You give it HELL BROTHER AND YOU WILL OWN IT....HOOAH

DJ you have given me that kick to the posterior that i need, en route there now - gonna be all over it!

The red baron was on the attack!



but from outta nowhere - Coop came to the rescue!!!



The red baron didnt stand a chance!!!

(the theme tune to this battle??? "Last night a DJ saved my life" )

We are gonna miss you DJ, Ive got your back anytime!

. Wigbomb wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote:

Mmiller26 wrote: Just thought I'd share something -was just in a bomb-the-base game with Swopcamel and he actually destroyed FIVE hangars with one bomb! This sounds like some sort f new record. Everyone was still talking about it during the next game - please tell him congrats next time u see him - he's a great guy.

And when he had taken the one bomb, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and broke the bomb, and gave them to his disciples to set before the hangars; and the one bomb divided he among them all. Glitches 13:66

An open minded, sophisticated individual with a sense of humor and some semblance of balance just siphoned a karma hit from me for my "scriptures" quote! Nothing says, "You're doing something right" like pissing off a Jesus freak. Thanks, anonymous Einstein, whomever you are. You brave, enlightened soul. I'll take all of the karma dips that I can get from god-fearin' gutless goons. If I find out it was a M.O.M too spineless to own his objection he's gone.

I'm just about to take a karma form you wig, just so I can own up and to set an example to the spineless Neanderthals.
Just so you know, tex is next for his 'fluffy' comment.

Take them all you want. We'll still kick butt!

Been great flying with you guys and thanks for the laughs but I'm off..... No more MOM for me.

As of now, I'm a broken arrow.......

I just don't get it, such a big struggle to make it as a M.O.M and now guys are dropping like flies.

Coop I get that u har stuff to do and I'd hate to see unto but I wish the best for you. Richy why in Sam heck are u leaving!!!!!! I mean u spent a good week and a half trying to get in the BAM just leave!?!?!?!?! What is going on to our empire!!!! OMG it's the Greek downfall all over again! (Cue geiko gecko saying I have a flat tire!)We Need To Stay Strong!

On a much happier note i found out i make it on the top team for archery at my school.

But still. Don't go. We'd have to kill u.

Mad, best of British in your exam, I do believe you will come out the other side as one of the best of the best.
Wig a good karma is winging its way to you as we spake, or at least as I two finger type
Richy, what's your problem?
Notice I've not mentioned our own one and only Lt coop, that's because in my heart and mind he didnt even get out the door before we rugby tackled him to the ground and all sat on him,yes it took all of us, he's a strong little bigger, real clincher was when Tex sat on the top of the pile,I said he should've been at the bottom. Ah well bruised and broken ribs heal eventually I guess.
Anyway I've opened a little betting book on how long it is before a certain devoutly religious gentleman forgets he is a man of the cloth and breezes in here with bolts of lightning and great balls of fire! Any takers before we all end up in that great BBQ downstairs, oh and Tex when I'm turning on the spit, go easy on the chilli sauce please

The striker16 wrote: Coop I get that u har stuff to do and I'd hate to see unto but I wish the best for you. Richy why in Sam heck are u leaving!!!!!! I mean u spent a good week and a half trying to get in the BAM just leave!?!?!?!?! What is going on to our empire!!!! OMG it's the Greek downfall all over again! (Cue geiko gecko saying I have a flat tire!)We Need To Stay Strong!

On a much happier note i found out i make it on the top team for archery at my school.

But still. Don't go. We'd have to kill u.

Well done striker, the spirit and pride of Agincourt lives on! Cry God for Harry, England and St George young man though in your case read that as America, now do Wig and me proud and find out where the quote comes from

It never fails... I decide to sleep and y'all go nuts on the forum.

Firstly, stay safe up north with you new winter wonderland. I know y'all know how to deal with it, but from all the hype it sounds like the Mayans were only a few weeks off. And to the civil servants amongst, especially you Coop, be extra safe!

Good luck and congrats to you, Anthony. You got this!

Tex, you like the fluff... You're jealous of Pixie. But point well taken. I'll temper my barnyard predilections from now on.

Richy, you can't just take your "ball" and leave. Not acceptable. We've had a rash of "mysterious" negativity go on around here- Max's karma war, your post deletion, The smite of Wig, Horned rabbit backfires and so on... We all chose to be part of a squad for a reason. We chose this squad for even better reasons. Wig and the SC boys started our new selection process and you were the first to pass it. They were not wrong. You are MOM. As for all the other negative stuff fuhgetaboutit. Get over it.

And taking my que from Ronnie Biggs (be safe over there, btw. As wig said, we think of you often and those of us that pray do so for you and all the others with you), y'all ready?..... GROUP HUG

PH