It said May 3rd 1999 mine is May 30th 2001

Hey guys I just heard about the new old guys squadron and I'm interested in joining.

Dannydrooler wrote: Hey guys I just heard about the new old guys squadron and I'm interested in joining.

For sure. I play with you alot im sure everyone will feel the same.

^^^

We're becoming a kickazz squad already.

Yep I will second Danny drooler !

JacekB. wrote: It said May 3rd 1999 mine is May 30th 2001

Teenagers arguing about their age on the senior thread ? These guys need a complete other forum ! For junk talking.

Sir we aren't arguing you can clearly see I did not respond
You should've added a smiley face to that because that sounded harsh

My first ever forum post and to be honest i have never considered joining a squadron before.... Until I heard about this one in a game earlier and just read the thread.... Sounds great

I'm 41, currently ranked #103, from Scotland, and would be delighted to join, if you're all happy to have me that is....

.....and Dent, I think your idea about investing in Echoboom apps is a great idea, and I would certainly consider it too

What happens now?

(providing there are no objections of course)

Hello gaav, welcome to the forum.....your a great pilot

Thanks, that's only because I spend all day chasing your shadow and exhaust fumes Jack

Gaavster wrote: Thanks, that's only because I spend all day chasing your shadow and exhaust fumes Jack

You dont even have to ask bro of course you're in.

Gaavster wrote: Thanks, that's only because I spend all day chasing your shadow and exhaust fumes Jack

Lol....is that good or bad.....lol

Guys we got another one FatBob is joining hes a good one too. Play him often.

Wow lots of great players joining!

Gaavster wrote: My first ever forum post and to be honest i have never considered joining a squadron before.... Until I heard about this one in a game earlier and just read the thread.... Sounds great

I'm 41, currently ranked #103, from Scotland, and would be delighted to join, if you're all happy to have me that is....

.....and Dent, I think your idea about investing in Echoboom apps is a great idea, and I would certainly consider it too

What happens now?

(providing there are no objections of course)

of corse ur in my fellow Scot.

No apology required, ktheo sir. I was hoping we'd have a chance to interact but my connection stability was wildly unstable, too. Dropped connection, brutal hiccuping lag, players vanishing off screen then reappearing right in my face...I would have been grateful if you'd taken that tail shot and put me out of my misery!

bopes wrote: Wow lots of great players joining!

Hi bopes! I am very familiar with you and your incredible prowess up there in the skies!

Hey Wig, Whats the tally now of members and potential members? Seems by the Thread that it's getting long..??

Okie doke, gents, here's where we stand so far:


SheiBe Kopf
B Strachan
Dentinhead
. Wigbomb
Farcanal
btschuman
dogss
Bopes
Seattle
Big Tex
Hat in (the) Ring (we need to confirm, is it the one with the "the" or the one without the "the"?)
Paul Mantz, Jr.
ktheo
SB467
iQQi
Mavrk12
oedius
Big Tex
Gary-the-Pink
hansone
whitenow
Gaavster
Dannydrooler
FatBob

Not Yet Officially Confirmed:

TCAC (not pitched)
Swopwith Camel (not pitched)
Rickenfaker (pitched, interested, possible)
Cloudbuster (undecided)
ZandorHawke (undecided)
Polecat (I think someone recommended we contact him?)
Gamekeeper (probable)
Harley Davidson (pitched, probable)
BigBoss (not pitched)
Robbie29(not pitched)
Junkhole61(pitched, probable)
Galahad
NJ Devil (First I thought in, now I think out...who's gonna play goalie?)

I'm keeping the roster in two places, phone and PC, so some of the above may be incorrect or outdated. Please post any corrections as necessary and I'll update.

You guys ready to see some preliminary artwork and a first rough draft of our "creed"? All subject to group approval, naturally...

Somebody jump in here, Calvin would be ideal, and tell me where the "embed an image in the body of the post" button is and I'll give you a preview glimpse of the squad insignia, a sample personal pilot's banner and a picture of my cat looking at me like I'm completely freakin' nuts. If you don't like the insignia, we can use the cat.

wig

Sure wish DXP29 would join. I will run it past him but, not sure his age or if he would even want to leave enigma.

Calvin would be great addition, no doubt!

Well, we are allowing for the applications of "Prodigy" players who aren't yet over 21, so nothing is impossible. I imagine we'll keep it down to a select few younger players, at first, and see how that goes. There are some genuinely pleasant, yet punishingly mean, kids in the game who seem to embody the spirit of our cause. Oh...dammit...now I guess I have to go back and write us a "cause". I'm thinking, but nothing's coming to mind. Cake? Everybody loves cake, that'd be as good a cause to fight for as in any actual war I can think of. Okay, so, we fight for cake. And for meanness. And being old. No reason why a couple underage ringers couldn't just as easily line up behind the ideal of cake, is there? Just so it's really mean old cake...

...and can I just add: DANNY FLIPPIN' DROOLER!?!?! Ya gotta be kiddin' me! Holy buckets, this bunch is gonna be unstoppable! I just told my actual MOM about you guys and even she was impressed!

Cheese cake! Yummm......

wedding cake

Wow! To quote Wayne (of the World), "I'm not worthy..." I have a lot to learn from you old geezers

Maybe Calvin could be our Mascot ??

Upside down cake !

MOMifesto

We, the members of M.O.M., The Mean Old Men, dedicate ourselves to the following principles:

We don’t know what principles are, strictly speaking, so none of these are likely to be one.

We take everything about MOM really, really seriously. There is no humor in MOM.

Intolerance will not be tolerated. No player, person or pixel is too white, too black, too large, too small, too male, female, advanced or insignificant to be shot. All MOM’s children are equal, and all are equally dead in the eyes of MOM.

MOM membership age restrictions must always be observed and enforced. Therefore, any player found to be of any age will be summarily killed.

If you speak to other players with disrespect, rudeness, cruelty or hatred MOM will hunt you down and destroy you. And laugh without saying LOL. It’s a sardonic laugh, not a funny laugh. Remember, no humor.

There are no such words as LOL, ROFLMAO, prolly, cya, thx or sry. Use them and you will be killed by MOM. Unless you are in MOM. Then you can say whatever you please.

MOM decrees that all twelve year olds must die.

MOM decrees that all fourteen year olds must die.

MOM decrees that all sixteen year olds…you get the idea.

Get the hell off our lawn.

All those who observe the MOM squad tag in combat and who do not, themselves, bear the MOM squad tag, must immediately autodestroy. Any member of MOM who observes a non-member of MOM not autodestroying after observing a member of MOM may manually destroy that non-MOM member, and will. There are no exceptions.

MOM does not maintain an independent web site because MOM does not care enough. And nobody in MOM would visit the site because all MOM members are much too mean.
Web sites are for the young. Killing the young without needing a web site is for MOM.

Cake tastes good.

MOM Squadron members acknowledge their brotherhood in the skies and pledge themselves to uphold the principle that MOM does not suck but you, if you are not MOM, do.

Religious zealotry will not be countenanced within the ranks of MOM. If you are a Muslim MOM will throw a Christian at you and kill you. If you are a Jew MOM will throw a Hindu at you and kill you. Within individual religions MOM will beat a Protestant to death using a Catholic as a club. We accept all faiths, philosophies, lifestyles, preferences, and kill them. Buddhists get a pass on this one because they’re nice.

In summary; MOM patrols the skies of Dogfight, the tiny game with the great big list of squadrons that so far don’t do anything, killing everything hateful, mean, insensitive, unkind, disrespectful or alive. And particularly young alive things. MOM hates those the most. Young things make MOM feel mean.

We, the pilots of MOM, fight for Truth, Justice, and the Mean Old Way. Now, seriously, get the hell off our lawn. Don’t make MOM tell you twice.

Alright, ingrate, stop reading this rubbish and go tell your MOM you love her.

Wig. Your a regular Thomas Jefferson....

We hold these truths to be self evident... All MOM's are created equal.. more or less !

MOM Squadron insignia and sample Personal Pilot's Banner...attached.

Genius stuff, wig! Looks great!