MOMifesto
We, the members of M.O.M., The Mean Old Men, dedicate ourselves to the following principles:
We don’t know what principles are, strictly speaking, so none of these are likely to be one.
We take everything about MOM really, really seriously. There is no humor in MOM.
Intolerance will not be tolerated. No player, person or pixel is too white, too black, too large, too small, too male, female, advanced or insignificant to be shot. All MOM’s children are equal, and all are equally dead in the eyes of MOM.
MOM membership age restrictions must always be observed and enforced. Therefore, any player found to be of any age will be summarily killed.
If you speak to other players with disrespect, rudeness, cruelty or hatred MOM will hunt you down and destroy you. And laugh without saying LOL. It’s a sardonic laugh, not a funny laugh. Remember, no humor.
There are no such words as LOL, ROFLMAO, prolly, cya, thx or sry. Use them and you will be killed by MOM. Unless you are in MOM. Then you can say whatever you please.
MOM decrees that all twelve year olds must die.
MOM decrees that all fourteen year olds must die.
MOM decrees that all sixteen year olds…you get the idea.
Get the hell off our lawn.
All those who observe the MOM squad tag in combat and who do not, themselves, bear the MOM squad tag, must immediately autodestroy. Any member of MOM who observes a non-member of MOM not autodestroying after observing a member of MOM may manually destroy that non-MOM member, and will. There are no exceptions.
MOM does not maintain an independent web site because MOM does not care enough. And nobody in MOM would visit the site because all MOM members are much too mean.
Web sites are for the young. Killing the young without needing a web site is for MOM.
Cake tastes good.
MOM Squadron members acknowledge their brotherhood in the skies and pledge themselves to uphold the principle that MOM does not suck but you, if you are not MOM, do.
Religious zealotry will not be countenanced within the ranks of MOM. If you are a Muslim MOM will throw a Christian at you and kill you. If you are a Jew MOM will throw a Hindu at you and kill you. Within individual religions MOM will beat a Protestant to death using a Catholic as a club. We accept all faiths, philosophies, lifestyles, preferences, and kill them. Buddhists get a pass on this one because they’re nice.
In summary; MOM patrols the skies of Dogfight, the tiny game with the great big list of squadrons that so far don’t do anything, killing everything hateful, mean, insensitive, unkind, disrespectful or alive. And particularly young alive things. MOM hates those the most. Young things make MOM feel mean.
We, the pilots of MOM, fight for Truth, Justice, and the Mean Old Way. Now, seriously, get the hell off our lawn. Don’t make MOM tell you twice.
Alright, ingrate, stop reading this rubbish and go tell your MOM you love her.