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The Brotherhood Of Unkillable Laggers 5 years 11 months ago #149909

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Hello my friends.

I thought this would be a good time to create a list of the unkillable. Sometimes it is hard to keep track of what is happening. There are so many servers and players it is difficult to keep track of things. There are enough of us on the forum to get a good bead on what's taking place across all servers if we compile and share information. This is a way to find the guys that are consistently lagging and especially the ones that are immune. If you see a player that is lagging to beat the band then report here please (preferably in more than one game). Everyone that reads the Blacklist knows what I think is happening. Lets see if the same guys are consistent. Sure it could be the game. This would mean it would be a random thing and not every time you see them, Right? So if you catch a consistent lagger put them here. We will watch list them and see how many of us see the same guys. I will update the list as we go along. This isn't a target for destruction or a TASK sort of thing. Just a watch list so we can compare notes and maybe if they are spotted enough put some moderation in their lives. Please add a description of the game and the exact name. a screen shot of the in-game player stats would be great. I will start the list with one that has been reported several times and I have seen personally. Lets see who they are and how many times they are seen lagging. 1 report gets them watched. 3 reports gets them added to the list. It is easy to find the lagger in your game. If one guy lags the whole game lags but the one that has a pause when you shoot him before he dies is the culprit. His lag will make the entire game lag and bounce. He will be the only one that is taking a few extra seconds to die though. Also be aware that the game lags when a player leaves or enters. This is normal. Also please report repeat laggers even if they are on this list already. Then we know if they are still around and lagging. Maybe we can add a Lag-o-Meter. On a scale of 1 to 10+ how bad was the lag? 10+ being unkillable.

1. Mellim - FAB=unkillable & immune, Lag-o-meter=10+
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The Brotherhood Of Unkillable Laggers 5 years 11 months ago #149910

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I will watch list one today.

patrice1=unkillable and immune, Lag-o-meter=10+

Not sure if the 1 is right but he did have a number behind his name. I had one game with him where he was immune. Emptied my whole compliment of ammo on him. Still flew past me and bombed my base. He made no evasive maneuvers just poked along and dropped his bomb while I shot him to pieces with no effect.
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The Brotherhood Of Unkillable Laggers 5 years 11 months ago #149914

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Both me & VonHulk have had multiple experiences with Mellim ..can't kill him no matter what until he finally crashes on his own.. now he usually leaves the game now after that happens.. like he is quite aware of his superpowers being gone.. also, he doesn't reply to questions about his invulnerability.. could be a language barrier thing though.. but he doesn't seem to lag at all.. just flys around with bullets bouncing off of him like Superman!
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ZebraUp wrote: Both me & VonHulk have had multiple experiences with Mellim ..can't kill him no matter what until he finally crashes on his own.. now he usually leaves the game now after that happens.. like he is quite aware of his superpowers being gone.. also, he doesn't reply to questions about his invulnerability.. could be a language barrier thing though.. but he doesn't seem to lag at all.. just flys around with bullets bouncing off of him like Superman!


That is a good idea. We should try and engage them in conversation. Ask what device they are on, where they are from, & try and remember what server we see them in. It is possible some of it is a device bug or a location problem. Player questions in-game are what brought the Windows 8 phantom bug to Zups attention.

The game Von and I had with Mellim - FAB he crashed and left. Von shot him a few times but he didn't die. I was flying behind him and he disappeared. He popped back up a good while later in a different spot. He was circling and shooting nothing. He was credited with a kill soon after. Just like the Windows 8 phantoms used to but he was immune to fire.
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The Brotherhood Of Unkillable Laggers 5 years 11 months ago #149922

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BlueMaxYoung wrote: I will watch list one today.

patrice1=unkillable and immune, Lag-o-meter=10+

Not sure if the 1 is right but he did have a number behind his name. I had one game with him where he was immune. Emptied my whole compliment of ammo on him. Still flew past me and bombed my base. He made no evasive maneuvers just poked along and dropped his bomb while I shot him to pieces with no effect.


Mellim-FAB is immune and his presence seems to trigger the quit bug on my device as well. As for patrice, i hope you arent talking about patrice70. He has some lag but its the usual ingame lag in my experience and i shoot him down A LOT when hes a red, lol. For now though all the bugs are too aggravating for me to fly till they're fixed so, ill just be here being a pain in everyones butt.
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BlueMaxYoung wrote: I will watch list one today.

patrice1=unkillable and immune, Lag-o-meter=10+

Not sure if the 1 is right but he did have a number behind his name. I had one game with him where he was immune. Emptied my whole compliment of ammo on him. Still flew past me and bombed my base. He made no evasive maneuvers just poked along and dropped his bomb while I shot him to pieces with no effect.


Patrice71 is who you are thinking of Max. I haven't seen his lag yet so it might be an "option" he can use.



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Thanks Max, this thread should prove to be very useful.



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BlueMaxYoung wrote:

ZebraUp wrote: Both me & VonHulk have had multiple experiences with Mellim ..can't kill him no matter what until he finally crashes on his own.. now he usually leaves the game now after that happens.. like he is quite aware of his superpowers being gone.. also, he doesn't reply to questions about his invulnerability.. could be a language barrier thing though.. but he doesn't seem to lag at all.. just flys around with bullets bouncing off of him like Superman!


That is a good idea. We should try and engage them in conversation. Ask what device they are on, where they are from, & try and remember what server we see them in. It is possible some of it is a device bug or a location problem. Player questions in-game are what brought the Windows 8 phantom bug to Zups attention.

The game Von and I had with Mellim - FAB he crashed and left. Von shot him a few times but he didn't die. I was flying behind him and he disappeared. He popped back up a good while later in a different spot. He was circling and shooting nothing. He was credited with a kill soon after. Just like the Windows 8 phantoms used to but he was immune to fire.


He's now grifo - FAB, and he doesn't seem interested in conversation. Just had a round with him and it's the same story - no attempts at evasion, no skills, and no reply to his name. I imagine he'll just keep changing his name but the FAB will remain. A couple hours ago it was something else but he left before I could get a screen shot. I have one from most recent encounter but my "add file" button is dead for some reason.




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The Brotherhood Of Unkillable Laggers 5 years 11 months ago #150040

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i'd like to add myself to this list ;)

I lag a lot.

Detinhead, firefox, von killer.

Sorry for lag kills.

No wonder, it left us both laughing detin :whistle:

but i shot u n firefox and von killer many times.
After that, i bombed a hanger.

After 6 mins, i got 5 kills.
And one bombed hanger.

I did get shot in thin air when noone was arround :huh:

that made me laugh :O

detin ; u were brought down by me twice, when u were behind me and i wasnt even facing u. :p

LOOK AT ME

IM STIL LAUGHING :evil:



note :- im not unkillable. [ keep thinking that :evil: ]

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You think it's funny to get lagging phantom kills and laugh about it? If you know your lagging and jacking up a game why wouldn't you exit and try again? Maybe check you signal or connection? If I add you to a list It won't be this one. :evil: Let me catch you lagging and laughing it up in a game. Remember the last phantom windows 8 game we had together?
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I'm curious, How do you play still Athar? You have mentioned that you don't have the full version of the game and won't buy it. Different name? Different trial version? Different account? Did you pay for the game finally? What is the secret?

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The Brotherhood Of Unkillable Laggers 5 years 11 months ago #150103

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Actually i did quit after i started lagging

:huh:


no secret here !!


I play on the same phone with the same account everytime.

Its the lite version.

I didnt pay.
It says that i have a lite version.

I can updrade my plane like everyone , play like everyone, access all 6 servers like everyone and all the things that everyone can do. :)



WAIT A MIN ... Is this not supposed to happen in the lite version ?? :?



ONCE AGAIN ...... NO SECRET AT ALL

I PLAY LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL GUY WOULD

NO HACKS ... NO CHEATS , NO NOTHING .


Has anyone of u played the lite version ??

What is the difference between lite version and full version ? :?


I can prove that i play on same account.

U'll always find me with same ingame nme every time.

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So you can play and do every thing with all the planes and upgrades and you didn't pay the 5 bucks for the lifetime version?

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EXACTLY :)


BUT I WILL PAY ONCE I EARN MY OWN MONEY :)


MARK MY WORDS

KEEP THIS SCREENSHOT :)

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The Brotherhood Of Unkillable Laggers 5 years 11 months ago #150107

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If you look in the windows app store, it says that you get it free, you have the option to upgrade to remove adds. You have to wait 9 seconds to get into a game though.

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AtharvBhat what is your in game name

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@reid, [e] Science_Dude is his in-game name.

@Storm, So you don't have to pay just live with the adds and there is a time limit to join in a game? But as long as you hit the game in that time everything else is fine?

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I'm confused........... :blink:

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The only other limitation it seems Max, is that you can only do practice levels 1-3 without paying. I played it free for a couple days before deciding to keep it and pay. The ads/extra loading time seemed to be the only drawback.

EDIT - I should reemphasize that I paid after only a couple days, so its very possible there were more limitations I would have run into had I stayed with the free version for longer. Though it doesn't seem there would have been by what I read below.




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I see. I thought you had to pay before it let you play the multiplayer version. I thought you could only play the practice missions if you didn't pay. So all the $5.99 does is remove the adds basically. Hmmmmmmmmmmm

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I think it's different the various stores. When I started, you could only play practice and multiplayer up to rank 3-4, then you had to pay.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.

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I think PH has a good point. I got to play for about a week on my kindle before I had to upgrade. Before I paid it said that my trial period had expired and that I had to buy the full version.



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I think i made it to level 5 on droid before i had to pay

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ParrotHead wrote: I think it's different the various stores. When I started, you could only play practice and multiplayer up to rank 3-4, then you had to pay.

I honestly can't remember how many ranks it let me play through. If any? I remember getting to play they practice missions but I don't think I could play multiplayer until I upgraded it. These guys are well beyond rank 8.

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I bought the full version, then replaced devices. The game recognized my stats, but now I see the ads again. It says I have to upgrade to lose the ads, so I bought a coin pack in the same amount, but that didn't help.

Brotherhood of Unkillable Laggers. If'n I ever start a squad, that might be the name. Outlaws and cheats only. Cussin' required, must provide on application method of lag switch, cheat codes, full vocabulary of cuss wrods, and 20 Moraf scalps to be considered.

Scene shifts to the not too distant future, at the BUL Recruiting Table: Longrifle, his trusty souped up SPAD parked nearby, complete with long range accuracy weapons (I have actually been accused of this in a game recently) sits at the table, with a clipboard in front of him. Melim FAB stand to the side, looking nonchalantly at the riff raff that has come forth at the recruiting table. A greasy noob in a pizza stained shirt looms forward to be next in line, and ... action!

Longrifle: Qualifications.
Prospective Brotherhood of Unlaggable Killers Member: lagging, spawnkilling, team killing, and lagging.
Longrifle: You said lagging twice.
Prospective Brotherhood of Unlaggable Killers Member: I like lagging.
Melim FAB:[Chuckles] He'll do.
Longrifle: Charming. Sign right here.
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Hilarious!!!

It says that every time you install or uninstall. All you have to do is punch in your info and it will remove it.

It makes me buy the game again every time. I have to put in my apple ID and buy it. After I do that it tells me I've already purchased the lifetime and goes back to normal. Try uninstalling and redo it. Mine crossed over between my iPhone, iPad 4, iPad Air, and Sony Tablet Z (android) I've also played on wife's iPad mini with my info. Yours should do the same. Enter a game and exit after you do it.

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reid340 wrote: AtharvBhat what is your in game name



Are u going to ban me ?? :(


what did i do :( ?? :?

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Chill out young feller. Just show him your i.d. Take it out real slowly. Two fingers.

It is conventional to include some banknotes with the i.d. B) A few thousand rupee should do it.
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Are u going to ban me ?? :(


what did i do :( ?? :?

He has no reason to ban you Athar. You haven't done anything wrong. :) Relax.
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Here's a potential for you Max. EPP group captain. Lagging like crazy, was able to drill him over and over, no chat from him, just hit hit hit hit hit hit hit hit hit, nothing, then BAM you were shot down by EPP. No kill for me? Disappears and then he pops back right on your 6.



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