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My apologies to all of WOLF PACK..but With the way things have been these last few days I couldn't help myself. Most of you have never heard this story but ....a long time ago in a Galaxy far.......wait not that one.
Once upon a time....there was this solo hunter who played a game that had at that time no safeguards against a game being fair in any way....and we liked it. You might be a noob flying a tier 1 plane and defending against 7 monster MORAFS (pilots like HUlk, Crocket..still the only person I've seen touch down with one wheel on deck hit his brakes throttle up and 180 to shoot you down..and a whole bunch more really scary people who didn't care if you were lvl 9 or not, either learn how to take off or leave...at least that I what I thought the ment by put on your brakes and sit still this won't hurt. And then one night I heard a bug..chirp,chirp...biggest F*cking Cricket ever.....lol....I died alot that night...but when all was said and done I had received my first dozen PMs....from MOM's, MISFIT's, and most importantly {BLK}Wolf apologizing for said bugs actions and encouraging me too stay in the game...even buttering me up and boosting the ego by saying that I would become Legend someday. Wow that all sounds cool to a noobie who still can't stick a carrier landing.
So I hunt solo, meet some cool people, meet a REAL legend, become GI, get fined 100k..thanks {BLK}Wolf, become Wolf, almost leave Wolf Pack over fried chicken (long story), steal original WP flight manual, meet Thulsa Doom cause she left her purse behind, almost become fried wolf cause of said purse, confess to said stealing, write my own manual, become MORAF, meet the REAL legend again...then there's that F*cking Cricket again.....this time on WC...sooooo, being someone who can never put words to his thoughts I let the situation get to me and issue a challenge for all to see....Tier 1 airplanes, field of his choice...yes or no...and by all I mean I even posted the screen shots to Gossip under "this ones for you TD".....back to WC...Yes or No Mr. Little Bug sir......
Suffice to say....the challenge was never accepted....that's my story....reporting LIVE from Las Vegas, NV this has been an exclusive report!!!!!!!