"X-Rated MOM of MOM"

YEMX wrote:

D I E S E L wrote: X has my vote do you like to chase sheep around, at night, naked?? Yes... Well Welcome my friend and enjoy the ride

Well look at him go! Damn it man, that is some dedication!

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Boy take a look at the faces on "Lil BoBo and Big Hair Mary" in the background.... Bet there saying "WTF he better not even try to rest his Twigz and Berryz on the back of my neck.... No test fittings before the sheering gets done you pervert... It's called wool underwear for a reason!!!!"

Is that Pixie in the back there tryin to jump the queue!?
Mind you, he's going to have a hard time of it with those wellies, they seem like a tight fit around the legs....not much room left for......

TXLAWMAN wrote: Crazy, on behalf of X, I'd like to commission a banner for him. Maybe "the X-rated MOM" or something. get him a pixel blurred model...

ABSOLUTLY!!!! But give him the clouds I assume, we should still wait for MORAF to give him the super MOMdel banner

I have been told by credible sources that the ideal method for this activity has 2 prongs:

1- Wear boots big enough for the hind legs to drop in to prevent flight.

2- Face the animal looking over a precipice so its instinct is to back up.

Icelanders don't know what the Hell they're doing apparently...

Now that you are done puking in your lunch plate, have a grand Thursday!

YEMX wrote:

D I E S E L wrote: X has my vote do you like to chase sheep around, at night, naked?? Yes... Well Welcome my friend and enjoy the ride

Well look at him go! Damn it man, that is some dedication!

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Boy take a look at the faces on "Lil BoBo and Big Hair Mary" in the background.... Bet there saying "WTF he better not even try to rest his Twigz and Berryz on the back of my neck.... No test fittings before the sheering gets done you pervert... It's called wool underwear for a reason!!!!"

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

TXLAWMAN wrote: Crazy, on behalf of X, I'd like to commission a banner for him. Maybe "the X-rated MOM" or something. get him a pixel blurred model...

ABSOLUTLY!!!! But give him the clouds I assume, we should still wait for MORAF to give him the super MOMdel banner

I'll see what I can do and I agree with ghostrider about the MORAF banners. Might be tonight or tomorrow before I can do it .busy....busy....busy...

Thanks Crazy and yes supermodel banners remain the domain of morafs.

Who do I call?

Rudolf Rednose wrote: Who do I call?

The old " GOAT BUSTERS"

Got an app in process from Walleye, aka Eric!

Hello All,

Miss you twerps!
Calling from Pluto. Nice ride so far.

Good to read a little about my fellow TWERPS. I hope you and your true loves are doing well.

My special thanks to those of you that helped with the Africa adventure. Your generous donations helped so much to help. Ebola is gone for now and you helped tremendously. You are wonderful people to aid our fellow neighbors of the world that were in distress.
Art, too, was impressed. (I believe I saw tears, he claims allergies.)
Thank you so much again, my friends.

To those who have sent get well messages....THANK YOU. You don't realize how helpful and inspiring it is to hear from you. Unfortunately, I'm unable to respond to each and all, but thank you....YOU KEEP my heart warm.

Keep flying with class......

With heartfelt feelings,
Paul

How nice to see you Paul, so glad you stopped by. Any chance of a little bit of magic in the skies?

When I can figure out how to get back in...I'll try.

I fly Extreme Soaring 3D mostly. More relaxing,less taxing.(FLASH)

Be well my friend.

Here is Xtreme banner.

REMOVE the star in the IMG code and copy and paste it in your signature box. [*IMG]i57.tinypic.com/98r2h5.jpg[/IMG] or is it copy and paste than remove the star. LO it been a long day.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Hello All,

Miss you twerps!
Calling from Pluto. Nice ride so far.

Good to read a little about my fellow TWERPS. I hope you and your true loves are doing well.

My special thanks to those of you that helped with the Africa adventure. Your generous donations helped so much to help. Ebola is gone for now and you helped tremendously. You are wonderful people to aid our fellow neighbors of the world that were in distress.
Art, too, was impressed. (I believe I saw tears, he claims allergies.)
Thank you so much again, my friends.

To those who have sent get well messages....THANK YOU. You don't realize how helpful and inspiring it is to hear from you. Unfortunately, I'm unable to respond to each and all, but thank you....YOU KEEP my heart warm.

Keep flying with class......

With heartfelt feelings,
Paul

They say your IP adress says that you are nót actually on Pluto, Paul!!!
But who cares?!

Hi Paul,

Good to see you back.

Even though I don't drink beer like I used to, I remember these young beautiful girls of the state of wisconsin that could stack hay bails all day long with us farm boys and look good doing it, then drink beer , sometimes drinking us under the table lol,
Enjoy the weekend guys

I got a reply from Walleye on his membership app. He is definitely a mean old bastard. He does have a soft touch with his doggy, but every mean old man has to have one soft spot... He emailed a pic. I'll let him post it on the thread if he wants it here. I'll paste his email below. My vote is yes.


Hey Chris just going threw my email and getting ready for work.
I probably wont get back on til monday but absolutly copy and past my intro if you like,
lets see,

Why M.O.M? I cant even answer that, Im not as old or ugly as you guys, I'll be 49 next month.
Been in this game since March and seems like a good fit...
Army 8 years from 87-94(Airbrone),not smart enough to fly them, just dumb enough to jump out of em'. and do xray right now,
In game name is Walleye; no reason, just my favorite game fish, and bass or trout didnt seem cool.
Although winning is what its all about, I like the social aspect of it also, but not to chatty in games, I hope.
Was asked for my bank account info: you know I would hand that over in a heart beat. But all you would get is bills to pay, so Im sure you dont want that. Unless you wanna pay off my house. In that case just mail me the check.
Like I said: still a bit new so I will get to know you old asses pretty soon as time goes by.
This email is sent to TX Lawman, so just waiting to see his edited version of it...
thx guys, see everyone in the game

Incidentally, I asked for his bank account, first and third born, and his wife all for the good of world MOMination. He was mean enough to counter offer with debt!!

TXLAWMAN wrote: Incidentally, I asked for his bank account, first and third born, and his wife all for the good of world MOMination. He was mean enough to counter offer with debt!!

You should have offer cake. No true MOM could have refused cake.

The board of admissions is required to convene, you know who you are and where.

TXLAWMAN wrote: Ran into ZooB in gmae. He used to be brave fart of the M.O.M!! He will be sending an in game join request to get tagged back up.

Thanks for the invite to re join Tex, it was always a good craic being part of mom. For the time being I''m gonna remain squadless, mainly due to the fact that any time I get to play I wanna spend it in a plane. I think my name was Atari when I left. But as it means 'always hits the target' I decided to change it! I hope you find Muck and 5 soon.

Always a pleasure flying with mommas. Keep dishing out the cake.

Good to hear from you Chocks Don't go being a stranger now!

Walleye is now a tagged up MOM. TX has his credit card details so everyone down to the cake shop!!!

Crazy, I was thinking "Walleye the Angler of M.O.M" or "Walleye the Catch of M.O.M if you live to tell." This is a tough one. Suggestions?

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Hi friends,

Request you to participate actively on following Hall of Honor thread:

1. YOU CAN NOT VOTE FOR ANYONE IN YOUR OWN SQUAD
2. ALL DIVISIONS, WINGS, BRANCHES, ETC. ARE CONSIDERED ONE SQUAD
   Example: Flying Monkeys Wing 3 will be considered simply Flying Monkeys.
3. YOU CAN NOT VOTE FOR MORE THAN ONE PERSON PER SQUAD.
4. Each of your 3 votes must be for a Member of a separate Squad

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well that's leaves me out.

TXLAWMAN wrote: Crazy, I was thinking "Walleye the Angler of M.O.M" or "Walleye the Catch of M.O.M if you live to tell." This is a tough one. Suggestions?

How bout: " the only game in this fish is you dying"

"Who did you just call 'fishy'?"

Ooooh, that's a good one Jimbo!

Holy cow, not sure what the cake thing is but it appears I'm buying...btw, who selfie with that sheep....lol

Cake is our thing. Misfits drink kool-aid, MOMs eat cake. Wolfpack poses naked with sheep! Another reason for sheep to be afraid of wolves; Aren't you glad you picked MOM and MOM picked you!

PS, I love the Pack, no insult intended. I have turned over a new leaf as a dramaless MOM!