Done a couple of these on Halloween. One year I was dressed up like a messed up lumber jack with bright red hair like Annie (long bradded pig tails) and a Jason hockey mask on. I had a chain saw that I set up so it would not start as I pulled the cord a few times. The trick or treaters would feel comfortable with it not starting and would continue to go for that "CANDY"......

BAM!!!!! I would fire that chain saw off and scare the ever loving crap out of them!!! It got to be so good we were drawing crowds of people that stood off to the side, just to watch the next group get the crap scared out of them!!! We had several different things going on, all kind's of little attention getters. Just when you looked one way because of some sound in a pile of leaves (air hose on some surgical tubing with little blasts) and several rubber snakes laying around it. Or a small motor in a tin can that sat in a larger can, so as it turned it let out a real creepy grinding sound that would come and go..... BAM!!! My buddy dressed up like a fake scare crow would get up and grab you!!!! Lol the music..... The smoke........ Strobe light that kicked on as a huge Grim Reaper dropped down from a tree 2 houses away, screaming as he flew in to grab you!!!! <---yah that one was friggen intense!!!!!!
You could hear it coming (real screechy pulley system I rigged up) a loud demonic laugh came from it and at the last second your brain would figure out where it was coming from....... BAM!!!!! Right there in front of the strobe lights, your brain would freeze!!!!! Lol

Ok ok ok on with the show!!!!! Enjoy........

One could get in some pretty serious trouble pulling pranks of that magnitude. But those were pretty good.

When Mrs. ghost And I were still dating, my sister-in-law, was having her first slumber party on her 10th or 11th birthday. As a child, my sister-in-law was painfully shy, so needless to say her little slumber party was not going if you want to do. Her birthday is in October, and I had just remove some trees from my mother-in-law's place, and was splitting them for a lil bit of firewood. I finished working about 11 o'clock, and decided that I would run screaming into the room of the little girls were in with an ax over my head. Not very clever or elaborate, but being such a random moment, it scared the living crap out of them. It must've also broken the ice, because they were all giggling and having a good time for the rest of the night.

Googling around and found thís:




Perfect answer if someone says he's the victim of the worse police brutality ever!

Lol I've felt this way before...

That pussy made me smile

Man this kid can ride!!!!




Kin of Treybien.....?

Amazing!!!

YEMX wrote: Man this kid can ride!!!!

Kin of Treybien.....?

Ought to see me in my walker.....

It seems I've missed quite a bit in my little, self made, leave of absence... I seen a putty tat. I seen a marine break down and say he liked the putty tat too... I seen the utmost respected dent in head put red thongs on ... And I seen a lot of thankyous on each post. Looks kinda like old M.O.M shit that I remember. I only wish sir we had a history lesson from Sir Zandor Hawke. Those were always my most enjoyable part.

Anyhow. On a secondary note, I thought about posting a confederate flag here, but I didn't want to hear the backlash... I also thought about posting a rainbow, but I didn't want the back end stabbing... I mean back lash there either. So I figured I'd post something just to show my banner...

If the back end stabbing thing is stuck in your head with any sort of confusion ask....

Well hell. Ask any gay guy you know. He will be happy to show you what I'm talking of.

Any how, just stopped by for a bit, and I'm happy I did, to see you all are doing great!!!

Stab your buddy in the back for me! You can get married in all 50,states for that kind of malicious wounding now. So go enjoy it. Hell! Maybe we will be hurried in brimstone and fire next. Who knows?

Honestly, this year, I've enjoyed watering flowers more than killing reds. I've been enjoying the fruits of my labor here recently also. Been enjoying awesome tomatoes, and cherry tomatoes an of 3 weeks ago. I planted mine long before the frost line here. ( just a bit of knowing how to grow the things).

Cucombers I'm trying as of this year too but them things suck! Get fat and round with ought the proper attention I guess.

I grow some awesome flowers! Pretty flowers. I'll put a tomatoes in there every now and then. I enjoy growing shhhhtttuff. Just to see how to do it better next year....

I hope you guys enjoy the 4th.

Ok now that summer is in full swing,the bugs are getting huge! You get a grass hopper in your shirt while working under a HAYBINE, well let me tell you guys, you know it!
Enjoy the holiday:-) I'm going to throw a saddle on this little bugger and see what kind of top end I can get outta him

CRAZYWOLF wrote:

It kept me busy for 20 minutes lol.

With so many animal lovers around here. This felt fitting, I guess..... Lol

Happy JUly 4th M.O.M!!! Here is some homemade cake straight from the Lawman Family Bakery!

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anyone know how to get a photobucket link to show the pic?

TXLAWMAN wrote: anyone know how to get a photobucket link to show the pic?

Just use the IMG code should work.

YEMX wrote:

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With so many animal lovers around here. This felt fitting, I guess..... Lol

Ok now, stop horsing around!!!

YEMX wrote:

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With so many animal lovers around here. This felt fitting, I guess..... Lol

WHAT!! No saddles, does this mean we have to ride bareback?

Let your better half know about this little secret. We all need to be concerned, about improving our fitness at all times!!!!

But then she's gonna be suspicious of how I stay so slim!

Not good advice.

One more way to get around "The Man". Hide it in a mason jar!!

LMFHO Good one Brian

Good Day Pilots and friends DogFight game. The team Brasucas Arts announces:

Last night, was released one more means of communication Brasucas. Launched the official website of Brasucas squadron, and with it came another edition of Your Electronic Magazine, 8th edition of the Magazine Brasucas News.


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You can also visit our website, and enjoy yourselves with all Brasucas entertainment material. Everything about the squadron, including: Facebook, Blog Squadron, Chat, Forum, manuals and its Electronics magazine!

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soon more information, news, pictures, history, pilots...and much more.
We are waiting for your visits, and leave a Hello when possible.


True, Brasucas is not just a DogFight squadron. Brasucas became a Legion, a family. Where pilots belonging to the squad, is very proud to be part of this family, and honor your shirt!

SQUADRON IS STRONGER AND MORE UNITED THAN EVER !!!


Thank you for your attention, and sorry the audacity to use your space

Very nice, Kaco. You have M.O.M's permission to do this, just don't tell Dad.

Kaco. wrote: Good Day Pilots and friends DogFight game. The team Brasucas Arts announces:

Last night, was released one more means of communication Brasucas. Launched the official website of Brasucas squadron, and with it came another edition of Your Electronic Magazine, 8th edition of the Magazine Brasucas News.


To access the magazine, click here:
brasucas.comunidades.net/bn-8-edicao

You can also visit our website, and enjoy yourselves with all Brasucas entertainment material. Everything about the squadron, including: Facebook, Blog Squadron, Chat, Forum, manuals and its Electronics magazine!

To access the web site, click here:
brasucas.comunidades.net/

soon more information, news, pictures, history, pilots...and much more.
We are waiting for your visits, and leave a Hello when possible.


True, Brasucas is not just a DogFight squadron. Brasucas became a Legion, a family. Where pilots belonging to the squad, is very proud to be part of this family, and honor your shirt!

SQUADRON IS STRONGER AND MORE UNITED THAN EVER !!!


Thank you for your attention, and sorry the audacity to use your space

Thank you very much TXLAWMAN

The italian squad had trouble getting the thing started. The problem was obvious. Now don't take thát road.

Hola pilotos os vais a sumar por un juego mas limpio? Y tú que pondrias?

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Get Out of the Car!
BY URBANLEGENDS · SEPTEMBER 29, 2011



getoutofthecar1(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida)

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”

The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.




The moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.


I knew I was missing something . I'm not making them memorable. Now where did I park my truck.