Jimboslice27 wrote:

You guys remember her?

Eh, my memory kinda fails me Lately.
Could you run that by me once more?

Jimboslice27 wrote:

You guys remember her?

Eh, my memory kinda fails me Lately.
Could you run that by me once more?[/quote]

Jimboslice27 wrote:

You guys remember her?

Eh, my memory kinda fails me Lately.
Could you run that by me once more?

Fly that beauty jimbo!

Jimboslice27 wrote:

You guys remember her?

I'm back you bunch of reprobates!!! Funny, but I really missed you ugly lot

Dentinhead wrote:

D I E S E L wrote:

I ran into our good friend Dent the other day and I thought you guys should know he's still on the cutting edge of fashion, man I love that guy!!!

What Diesel and TX fail to realise is, that little get up gathers less sweat, less sweat = less cleaning, less cleaning = more beach time..... High Five Fella's.... Don't make me jump too high. Thing's might fall out....

See, I do check this place out once in a great while.....

I see you've had a hair trim Dent! About time!!!

" Look buddy, when I bring you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you will do......I DONT NEED ALL THESE FUCKIN QUESTIONS ABOUT WHO AM I, HOW DID I GET INTO YOUR HOUSE AND ALL THAT SHIT!!...Ok...

TXLAWMAN wrote: Good news ladies! JC a.k.a. Xtreme1 has asked to join M.O.M courtesy of Ghostrider. I have played many games with him, and he is a solid player. Hopefully he'll drop by and say hello.

Also, Zoob, formerly Bravefart might be tagging up again. I am fairly certain he was a M.O.M as Bravefart. Anyone confirm this?

Finally!!!!! I have been trying to get this guy since febuary or so...... next time I see him I will instruct him to stop by the forum

if any of yous see him first please relay the message and chat him up

Flying muck wrote: " Look buddy, when I bring you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you will do......I DONT NEED ALL THESE FUCKIN QUESTIONS ABOUT WHO AM I, HOW DID I GET INTO YOUR HOUSE AND ALL THAT SHIT!!...Ok...

oh captian my captian good to see you back!!!!! but u better be careful w that breakfast in bed shit, we here in the US, especially texas, are autirized to shoot home invaders; even if they do prepare breakfast.

Unless its biscuts and sausage gravy, anyone who breaks into my house to prepare biscuts and gravy cant be all bad

Hello GHOSTRIDER1 & TXLAWMAN. I posted in the squad forum. It's pretty cheesy, lame, terrible...... (cue the crickets). Wake up ppl. Wanted to thank you for the opportunity

ThanX,

Xtreme1 (JC)

Flying muck wrote:

Dentinhead wrote:

D I E S E L wrote:

I ran into our good friend Dent the other day and I thought you guys should know he's still on the cutting edge of fashion, man I love that guy!!!

What Diesel and TX fail to realise is, that little get up gathers less sweat, less sweat = less cleaning, less cleaning = more beach time..... High Five Fella's.... Don't make me jump too high. Thing's might fall out....

See, I do check this place out once in a great while.....

I see you've had a hair trim Dent! About time!!!

Yes, was about time. You can now see my man nipples, the air blowing across them on the beach feels great ....... ANNNND if your referring to the banana area? I've never been able to grow much there.... Not much grows in a swamp.... Just big mosquitoes, ferns, alligators, snakes, swamp gas, yall get the idea.....
4 to 5 time's I've posted in a month.... That's too much...
Alright, Beach time.... puttin the red banana stretch suit on for a stroll before the sun goes down... This bod deserves 2 sun's lighting up this magnificient physique....

Just thought I would drop by and peek in here see what's up, and sending respect to MOM...

JC, welcome to the thread! And thanks for the application. M.O.M is always happy to find a good man bent on world domination and destruction of the teen gamers confidence! Of course, that's hard work and can only be attempted for so long before a cake break..





Walleye,

Welcome to you too brother! Glad you popped in. Ladies, I have been pestering Walleye in game to visit his dear old M.O.M. He has an open invite from me if he chooses to use it. Walleye please refer to page 2 pretending to be page 1 and send us an app.

Xtreme1 wrote: Hello GHOSTRIDER1 & TXLAWMAN. I posted in the squad forum. It's pretty cheesy, lame, terrible...... (cue the crickets). Wake up ppl. Wanted to thank you for the opportunity

ThanX,

Xtreme1 (JC)

You're welcome for the opportunity, tell us more about yourself. What are your plans for world domination? What's your favorite kind of cake? What are your thoughts on killing 13yr olds and sacrificial virgins? What is you're favorite kind of cake?

Anyone spots Walleye in game, invite him to apply via page one and if you spot xtreme, ask him to check his mail.

Flying muck wrote: " Look buddy, when I bring you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you will do......I DONT NEED ALL THESE FUCKIN QUESTIONS ABOUT WHO AM I, HOW DID I GET INTO YOUR HOUSE AND ALL THAT SHIT!!...Ok...

THANK YOU.........

Hello, members of M.O.M. As requested consider this my short little bio.
I was recruited by GHOSTRIDER1 who was very persistent and I finally caved in after a month of harassment. J/K. Been flying in DF for over a yr now. I have always flown solo and to this day have zero squadron kills. I am a level 20 ( air marshal, I think). Just a heads up. I always play on my Nokia phone which has a tiny 4.5 inch screen ( sorry can't convert to cm, for those of you outside the U.S.). I believe in fair play, like most. My first time flying was the age of seven. Now I am quickly approaching 40. I hail from the eastern US. I always seem to crash when typing in the game so laugh it up. I am not very computer savvy, in fact, I don't know if I am even posting this thread in the right place. If I am great, if not, I really don't want to know. Anyways, I hope I gave enough info and look forward to flying alongside all of you.

ThanX,

Xtreme1 (JC)

Favorite kinda cake is the kind you eat, Xcept cheesecake, that stuff is nasty...as for the 13yr olds, unless they have autocorrect on they can't even spell "immelman.". Hell, I am not even sure I spelled it right but I damn sure didn't autocorrect. Little spoon-fed bastards need to put down their devices once in a while.....ok where was I?? No definitely German Chocolate is my favorite cake. As for sacrificial (damn, just used autocorrect) virgins, I say if it is a woman being sacrificed then it's a waste.............

XTREME1 (JC)

Good,.......we need more serious.

Well it goes with out saying he ha my vote, what does everyone else say?

You got my vote X! I agree, never waste a woman!

X has my vote do you like to chase sheep around, at night, naked?? Yes... Well Welcome my friend and enjoy the ride

X its in from me.

Anyone mad enough to be around here a while and still apply for MOM is ok in my book!

What ís it with these people?

Waiting on xtreme to hit the join request button.

Hit the join squad, and it has been sent!

D I E S E L wrote: X has my vote do you like to chase sheep around, at night, naked?? Yes... Well Welcome my friend and enjoy the ride

Well look at him go! Damn it man, that is some dedication!





Boy take a look at the faces on "Lil BoBo and Big Hair Mary" in the background.... Bet there saying "WTF he better not even try to rest his Twigz and Berryz on the back of my neck.... No test fittings before the sheering gets done you pervert... It's called wool underwear for a reason!!!!"

Xtreme is now tagged up. Welcome to the whatyamcallit, please abide by MOMs rules and regulations, we will let you know what they are just as soon as we figure out what they are ourselves

Crazy, on behalf of X, I'd like to commission a banner for him. Maybe "the X-rated MOM" or something. get him a pixel blurred model...