UM....OK... SO whats this voting think all about anyway? how much we like LAG? or having our SIGHTS OFF to the right? paying to play and still having to WAIT? I don't care much for that TANK GAME but I find myself there more often then in the air here...

When I was in junior high, we stumbled across the Anarchist's Cookbook. We made "plastic explosives" out of gasoline and play dough. We stuffed it in the holes of a brick and across the back. Cut the female end off an extension cord and ran the wires into said "plastic explosive." Thinking ahead, we befriended a prior shunned neighborhood kid in order to use his house for this experiment. Once we were ready, we plugged our "bomb" into an exterior wall socket. We blew the brick to smithereens and shorted out the "friend of convenience's" house. Good times.

I knew I wanted to become a cop the spring of my senior year in high school. An acquaintance of mine had a party while his parents were traveling Europe. They lived in a posh McMansion in North Dallas. This kid was a spoiled ass. He ended up with about 200 of his closest friends at a drunken bash in this fancy suburb. It was only a matter of time before the police were called.

Two of Dallas PD's finest responded to our soiree. They politely asked this kid to end the party. They did not hassle him at all for the 200 or so high schoolers roaming around amidst gallons of alcohol. These cops were huge, too. They were not doughnut huge, they were hours in the gym huge. Our stupid, spoiled host decided to get mouthy with the officers. He was standing between them. For some reason he decided to challenge these guys. He told the officer he was facing, "What do you think would happen if we decided to throw you in the pool?" As he finished his stupid question, he poked the officer in the chest. In a miraculous feat of timing, the second his finger touched the officer's chest, the Maglite of the second officer hit our host in the side of the head. The officers never said a word. THe officer swinging the light was going for a homerun and knocked this kid right the F$&% out! It was beautiful. He then casually turned to us and said, "The party is over. Can you all please leave?" For years after, the only thing kids from my high school would say to Dallas PD was "yes sir."

I had wanted to either knock the shit out of that kid or see it happen for years. At that moment, I decided I wanted to be an officer! I have never gotten to whack anyone with a flashlight, but it sure is fun to deliver a well-earned ass kicking every now and then!

Great story lawman, A perfect example of Texas justice. However, all this time I thought you were from Amarillo. So you're from the north Dallas, Denton, lewisville area?

Well...., there's some reading to do here
I personally was always good, well behaved and polite

I grew up in North Dallas in the shadow of the Baptidome aka Prestonwood Baptist Church. Went there before they even owned a building. Now they got 50k members! I live in Denton now. And I know all about the famed one armed hunt of Olney, Texas!

People with windows are cheating. ??????
I can c since a few days when u kill enemy in your base. This enemy finally use the tank n bomb hangar like this game 3 years ago.. im on android n impossible to do it.
Casuality. Who do it use windows.
They are cheating?
How many cheats can we find on this game?
Can we cheat on android n apple too?
Why echoboom dont control that?
Is it justice ?

TXLAWMAN wrote: I grew up in North Dallas in the shadow of the Baptidome aka Prestonwood Baptist Church. Went there before they even owned a building. Now they got 50k members! I live in Denton now. And I know all about the famed one armed hunt of Olney, Texas!

All this time, I thought you lived in Amarillo… It seemed like when you joined TBO said so in the roster or in his announcement of your membership

How did you find out about the one arm Dovehunt?

For those of you reading this, who might find this a little strange… The one arm Dovehunt is an event that takes place on the opening of dove season and my small community. Olney Texas is a town in North Texas of about 2500 people. There are two men that grew up here in their late 70s to early 80s both named Jack and each with only one arm, One missing his left, one his right, they have been lifelong friends and shared gloves since childhood. Many years ago, they founded an event in which one armed men from all over the world to come with their special shotguns and hunt dove. Since the passing of one of the Jack's a few years ago the event has dwindled down to about 50 participants. There used to be close to 1000 hunters and their families, at that time the event was even covered on ESPN. We even have a one armed police chief.

For those of you who might find this a little too wild and strangeto be true, Google it, I dare you!

I found out through the Dallas Amputee Network. I think one of the founders presented on it. He invited me to attend. Unfortunately, I am no hunter anymore. I have not eaten beef,pork, or fowl in about 25 years. Plus, I told the guy that I had both arms. He told me one legged people were welcome too. Next time you say, "He was busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest." Think of your good ole Lawman MOM. I am that busy one legged fellow!

I have really been enjoying the posts the last few weeks, maybe it hasn't been that long since some of the major bitching has stopped, anyway many enjoyable reads. Surly some will disagree, but for me,this is what it's all about.

TXLAWMAN wrote: I found out through the Dallas Amputee Network. I think one of the founders presented on it. He invited me to attend. Unfortunately, I am no hunter anymore. I have not eaten beef,pork, or fowl in about 25 years. Plus, I told the guy that I had both arms. He told me one legged people were welcome too. Next time you say, "He was busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest." Think of your good ole Lawman MOM. I am that busy one legged fellow!

Lol, why did u stop eating meat? Whenever I ask our chief of police if he's busy or not, he always says he's busier than A one armed paper hanger

Disclaimer!!!! I am not trying to sway anyone to my dietary lifestyle. I'm just answering a question.

I ditched the flesh for several reasons. All 18 year olds at the University of Texas need a cause. As a mid level Smiths fan, meat is murder sounded great. I also read plenty of studies about the toxicity of meat products and their negative cumulative effects on our body. And, I was otherwise a very shallow young man. I could speak intelligently on booze classical music, and alternative rock with in depth conversation available on U2. I needed another layer of depth. Being a veg head was it.

Good for you tex! My wife has been a veg head for 30 years, 15 of which were full on vegan. She wouldn't eat anything that could cast a shadow. Hardcore. Thank god for pregnancy cravings cause as polite as I could be the look on my face any time I had to try some of the crazier dishes just screamed "I can't believe you just made me eat that dirt..." She's now back to lacto/ovo so the food tastes a little better As for the kids, you might wonder who won out, herbivore mother or omnivore father? Well we agreed that we wouldn't push either but would let the kids decide if or when they were ready to try something and just made sure they were getting enough nutrients. How many kids of at least partial Italian descent are gonna be able to resist a big pot of gravy with homemade meatballs and Italian sausage? In this house, not one.. That's one point for the good guys...lol

I got Mrs. Lawman the Thug Kitchen cookbook for Christmas. It has been awesome. We aren't vegan, but she wanted to eat more fresh less processed stuff. Here is their youtube ad. Hilarious cussing occurs throughout the cookbook hence the cussing in the add.

That's some funny fkn chit there. Just played it for Heather. She's laughing her arse off!

Ummm..... As fourth-generation cattle and Cotton I think I'm going to stay out of this one… I am with you a bit of the way, not
Because it's healthy, more because of the poor quality and generally crappy taste, there is absolutely nothing premade or canned allowed in any of my kitchens, with the exception of perhaps pickles, olives, and certain mustards, things of this nature. My one guilty pleasure in terms of canned and processed foods is Velveeta cheese flavored snack product, there are just certain aspects of my holiday cooking that absolutely positively have to besmothered in that disgusting garbage, oh yeah and Alsups burritos.. I will say the video is funny

Not trying to sell you Ghost. Just a funny ad, and the recipes are great!

TXLAWMAN wrote: Not trying to sell you Ghost. Just a funny ad, and the recipes are great!

I know you weren't trying to sell me, I appreciate that, so many that choose that lifestyle do

Just showing off the banner Disrupt (NLR) made me.


Could we not shoot him that often?

Naaah!

I got him on the 'nice' list.

.....but you all could aswell on yours.

Lots o good stuff in here lately. You guys never seem to disappoint when it comes to humor. Been busy alot lately but back in action.

Not sure about you guys but I'm ready for the weather to break. Been to the golf dome two times in two days. Actually had our first playoff game last night and I went before that and I just got back now so it went golf dome, hockey game (w/drinks afterward), golf dome. For the life of me I can't figure out why my wife is so pissed right now. I'll plead ignorance if you put me on the stand

Came across a cool tune covered by a pretty cool band. Made me miss BlüE MäX and his weekly song post.




Never know maybe it will bring him back from the dead.....?

EDIT: Not saying he is dead, just dead/missing/uninterested on the forum....

Just had a good game flying with a famous red dress, great to see ya kicking ass!!!

Flying muck wrote: Just had a good game flying with a famous red dress, great to see ya kicking ass!!!

I'll tell ya what.... You don't play by certain peoples rules,,, the big ole bi&^* fest starts.... Man, I gotta figure out exactly who's ingame on the other team so I know their rules as not to cause trouble...

Was a fun game Muck.... I'm not a payer so I couldn't follow ya to next game. I'm not a payer, wouldn't be worth it as much as I play. ...... I know, I know... The price of a cup of coffee a day.... God, I already have 30 prices of cups of coffee a day going out and no damn coffee to show for it.....

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Flying muck wrote: Just had a good game flying with a famous red dress, great to see ya kicking ass!!!

I'll tell ya what.... You don't play by certain peoples rules,,, the big ole bi&^* fest starts.... Man, I gotta figure out exactly who's ingame on the other team so I know their rules as not to cause trouble...

Was a fun game Muck.... I'm not a payer so I couldn't follow ya to next game. I'm not a payer, wouldn't be worth it as much as I play. ...... I know, I know... The price of a cup of coffee a day.... God, I already have 30 prices of cups of coffee a day going out and no damn coffee to show for it.....

I just fly up the middle, carring two bombs, so I can catch a mouth full of bullets from 5,000 yards out. This way I never get called a lagger, sneaker, high flyer, dropper, or what ever else they call it. I have learned from all of this, that words hurt, and thin skin is very trendy now a days.......

?,.,? wrote:

Flying muck wrote: Just had a good game flying with a famous red dress, great to see ya kicking ass!!!

I'll tell ya what.... You don't play by certain peoples rules,,, the big ole bi&^* fest starts.... Man, I gotta figure out exactly who's ingame on the other team so I know their rules as not to cause trouble...

Was a fun game Muck.... I'm not a payer so I couldn't follow ya to next game. I'm not a payer, wouldn't be worth it as much as I play. ...... I know, I know... The price of a cup of coffee a day.... God, I already have 30 prices of cups of coffee a day going out and no damn coffee to show for it.....

Dent, there's only one rule that matters.....do it to them before they do it to you....was good to fly with you buddy.