Ok, I'm still here, just about, can't seem to shift this effin bug, been working through it so come the weekends, I just crash.

Right, we do need some new blood, with that I agree, but remember, it's by invite only and not just game skill, forum skill and usage too! And above all....no one with the word awesome in their name, or a no name, or a bunch of effin numbers or letters or symbols, unles it's used like J44f or Ka5ey. And I think we need to stick, for now, with the original premise, of age, let's say 29 up, we want mature idiots like what the rest of us is. Gender is their choice.
Any thoughts of a minimum rank?

And I promise I will get more proactive soon as I get rid of this effin bug, its effin killin me.

I'm not worried about a minimum rank. No noobs should guarantee we get folks in the high teens or 20's. Just no damn noobs or global chat destroyers.

The address is now on the under construction page one. If you invite someone direct them to it please.

Now I have to go clean and sterilise my pad. I just coughed and sneezed all over it!!!
Pity it won't shoe on a screen shot

SHOW!. Effin auto correct#*#%¥$#+%^%

English people blow their noses and sneeze into maxipads??

It came upon me sudden like!

Should be every 28 days or so...

Flying muck wrote: It came upon
me sudden like!

TXLAWMAN wrote: Should be every 28 days or so...

Flying muck wrote: It came upon
me sudden like!

Or 28 days later.

Flying muck wrote:

TXLAWMAN wrote: Should be every 28 days or so...

Flying muck wrote: It came upon
me sudden like!

Or 28 days later.

Tampons are good for nose bleeds and bullet holes......

I haven't posted for a day or to so I thought I see what new. Let's see , other pilots trying to dress like Dent, Ghostrider shooting people(no doubt over cake), pictures of big jugs , video of hard nips, snot flying everywhere, maxi pads being used to catch flying snot , and tampons used for nose bleed . It seems like a typical day in the life of MOM

Brian, forgot to say that your video has scarred me for life. I was raised to never doubt or question a spectacular rack. Now I don't know what to believe anymore...

YEMX wrote: Nothing worse then being on your "A GAME" and getting more then you bargained for.......

That is disturbing

CRAZYWOLF wrote: I haven't posted for a day or to so I thought I see what new. Let's see , other pilots trying to dress like Dent, Ghostrider shooting people(no doubt over cake), pictures of big jugs , video of hard nips, snot flying everywhere, maxi pads being used to catch flying snot , and tampons used for nose bleed . It seems like a typical day in the life of MOM

I was quoting the late Freddy Mercury

Rudolf Rednose wrote: I am not in the position to put in more time for this squad.......so I am not in the position to complain about anything.

My quote of Octavia's post is just to point out that it must be a hellofa job to keep squads going.......and so we all might consider how we fit into this and may be able to support.

Personally I think we should all try to persuade the old school MOMs to post more.
I miss them here.
(Per essempio: Paolo.......dove sei, amico mio? Ti solo vedo in game, ma non qui........Abbiamo bisogno di ache la tua assistenza. Squsarmi prenderti per fare un essempio)

Thing is a bit that one like mé.....being here for a year or so feels a bit "dancing ahead of the music" when he tries to get some speed into this thread. (Plus: I don't feel so important or interesting to post my bullcrap too much.)

Am thinking of cutting down drastically on playing and forummung ........is that a word?........because it has been a wrong priority for the last 2/3 years or so.

Still love you rough edged bunch of old tough tablet swaying meanies!

I know Ed, I can not devote much time to the forum. You must excuse me, but if I have some time I prefer to use it to play. Despite everything, even if I never write, I read the forum on most days. I have a bit of nostalgia for the old days, and I am sorry that many of us have left the MOM.
But I made a promise to be MOM, and i will be MOM long as it will remain even one ....

21 Hours and 16 minutes since last post, we need to do better.

Flying muck wrote:

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Not in my house.... I would be killed the 2 nd time it happened...now time fir a poll.. Do you make the paper come over the top. Or out on the bottom. Im a over topper. Was instructed that i was doing it wrong for 50 years.

poc96 wrote:

Flying muck wrote:

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Not in my house.... I would be killed the 2 nd time it happened...now time fir a poll.. Do you make the paper come over the top. Or out on the bottom. Im a over topper. Was instructed that i was doing it wrong for 50 years.

You mean there a wrong way, darn ...at my house it's out the bottom, over the top which ever way I'm holding the roll at the time of installment . I have even stood it up on it end in the floor when I'm in a hurry.
Lo.... Are we really talking about toilet paper

There is no acceptable debate on toilet paper. I present exhibit 1:



Any more questions? I think our first objective in full out global domination should be the eradication of the arachnid species entirely...

What do you mean: "Not Dogfight related"?

Ha ha. I'm an over the topper. My reasoning is when you get to the squished roll if its on under it will get stuck and break off little pieces that you can't even blow your nose on.

Well, it seems that this thread restarts from the bottom up..............lol. (Maybe it just got too intellectial?)

I am glad my terrifyingly disgusting spider picture resolved all debate on the TP issue. I have successfully taken flight on my Galaxy Tab S. Surprisingly, the graphics are not any better. I did log my first night flight! I loved it! It was hard to get used too since my Kindle Fire is 3-4X as heavy beleive it or not. In the real world, I am pleased to report that I have survived my quarterly defensive tactics training with my fellow officers (many of whom are MYMs [Mean Young Men]) I am here to say that a MOM is no match for a MYM on the jiu-jitsu mat! At any rate carry on, scare teenagers, and kill reds!

Hi all remaining M.O.M.s
Just to let you know I'm still around. Been a bit busy of late, got confused over the big eruption, couldn't get in the game for a while (and when I did it seems to have got slower, changed a bit (what's with shooting a plane 4 times, deflection has changed and suddenly I'm crappy) but I'm still around.

Like the toilet papers....one of the two staples that are never permitted to go out of stock chez Marko....toilet paper and beer. For everything else you can improvise

Welcome home, Marko!! Good to see you back around!

Over topper here

Welcome back Marko!
I've just accepted a .ktheo, I hope this is out own long lost Ktheo. If it is welcome back mate, if it ain't, let me know and I'll kick his ass out

Seen a tagless ktheo in the game some days ago.

Told him he should apply for MOM, because he flew like one.......(He kicked my s.....so what does that make mé?)
He said he had not come around to it and would......and apparently he has.

Welcome back into the Brotherhood of MOM.