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The Mean Old Men 10 years 7 months ago #249509

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Pushin for that 2000th battle :) congratz in advance.
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Was in a game with wannacut yesterday
I asked him if he was still MOM and he said he was unable to join.
I suggested he try to join Momzilla
Apparently it is snowy in Idaho. Quel surprise!
Still balmy here in NZ
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Hate to say this guys,but I think we've been screwed big time. :(
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Gizmo541 wrote: Hate to say this guys,but I think we've been screwed big time. :(


That would be pretty low.
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It's been in the back of my mind for awhile.

Well regardless, we need many people involved in running this squad. It should never be left to just one.

Three to four at least per squad.

Let's determine what positions need to be filled then go about filling them.

Anyone left here that participated in running the MOM squad?
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I am still in. I'll do whatever you guys need from me.




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Here is a write up for a potential page one I sent Muck a few weeks back. I don't know how to dress it up with a lot of graphics and stuff. My humor is way edgier than most. TBO could capture that "cute, harmless, crusty old guy" that was going to get away with grabbing every girls ass he could. I can't do that, so I just went straight out mean. :woohoo:

Well you seem to have stumbled upon…

M.O.M
THE MEAN OLD MEN of Dogfight

We are a group of international people of mystery. We are certifiably mean, old, and manly at heart and some of body. We have one simple observance of etiquette: THIS IS OUR LAWN!








Nice, cute, funny, old guys… That’s sweet that they like their grass…







Not convinced, eh? Gonna be the nice young punk to befriend the irascible old dude? Here’s what you need to know.
• M.O.M freaking loves cake!! Come back when you have cake!!
• We ain’t for newbs! No training wheels unless you are old and have vertigo!
• M.O.M has thick skin! Can’t take a joke, see Clint above!
• World domination is for sucks, M.O.M dominates your soul!
o If you don’t believe in or have a soul, then world domination is still good!
• Brownies are delicious, chocolatey, and bready, but they are not CAKE!
• Fondant tastes like crap! Cakes are for eating not for show!
• Your mother loves you, but M.O.M will probably try to kill you, or mock you, or mock your dead flaming wreck as it plummets from the sky.
• Feel free to lay down and die from the shock and awe of seeing an enemy M.O.M!
• Feel free to fight M.O.M to achieve a glorious death.
• Rules? Rules? M.O.M don’t need no stinking rules! No newbs here, M.O.M knows the etiquette of our little community. Don’t be “THAT GUY!”
Want to be a M.O.M?
• Get invited! NO DAMN SOLICITORS!!
• Shoot an email with the name of who referred you, your name, CAKE, a witty tag line, and a supreme unbendable oath to dominate and break the souls of the poor tweens, teens, millennials, Gen WHYers, Gen Xers, Boomers, and really old farts not in M.O.M, or at least your commitment to world domination, or your commitment to mercilessly mock your opponent.
• Post on the thread and get to know the gang. No Tupperware, Mary Kay, Avon, Herbalife, or any other pyramid racket! It ain’t that kind of party!

Current MOMandant: Flying Muck
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Current MOMrades:




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I am not married to any of that. YOu guys are free to tweak away. But it could do for a page one in a pinch.




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I will further state, I have no permissions from the great Clint Eastwood to use his likeness in anyway shape or form. Further, my children believe that I have no intellect, therefore I can possess no intellectual property. This is freely given for the MOMs to do with as they please :evil: :evil: Sorry, some times the bear exists solely to be poked!




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33 games in 24 hrs!!
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Well another late night or early morning (how the hell does one differentiate between the two?) of thread trolling and I don't see many happy MOM faces. That's not good. In Misfitland we drink Kool-Aid while watching the big green guy play with butterflies to cheer us right up (little known secrets about the the big ugly). At any rate, I would hope that the collective of what is left of MOM can pull together and get this thing righted. Bake more cake if you must. I would really like to see you guys around longer.
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Hey Guys, Doggy Dix asked me to post this for him....Enjoy! Good job, Doggy Dix!

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Good job TX. Very funny and to the point. Now get of MY lawn.
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Just logged a 90 kill game! Bubi didn't do crap except orbit our base. Then once I hit 90, he sneaks and ends the game. Lol!




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TXLAWMAN wrote: Here is a write up for a potential page one I sent Muck a few weeks back. I don't know how to dress it up with a lot of graphics and stuff. My humor is way edgier than most. TBO could capture that "cute, harmless, crusty old guy" that was going to get away with grabbing every girls ass he could. I can't do that, so I just went straight out mean. :woohoo:

Well you seem to have stumbled upon…

M.O.M
THE MEAN OLD MEN of Dogfight

We are a group of international people of mystery. We are certifiably mean, old, and manly at heart and some of body. We have one simple observance of etiquette: THIS IS OUR LAWN!








Nice, cute, funny, old guys… That’s sweet that they like their grass…







Not convinced, eh? Gonna be the nice young punk to befriend the irascible old dude? Here’s what you need to know.
• M.O.M freaking loves cake!! Come back when you have cake!!
• We ain’t for newbs! No training wheels unless you are old and have vertigo!
• M.O.M has thick skin! Can’t take a joke, see Clint above!
• World domination is for sucks, M.O.M dominates your soul!
o If you don’t believe in or have a soul, then world domination is still good!
• Brownies are delicious, chocolatey, and bready, but they are not CAKE!
• Fondant tastes like crap! Cakes are for eating not for show!
• Your mother loves you, but M.O.M will probably try to kill you, or mock you, or mock your dead flaming wreck as it plummets from the sky.
• Feel free to lay down and die from the shock and awe of seeing an enemy M.O.M!
• Feel free to fight M.O.M to achieve a glorious death.
• Rules? Rules? M.O.M don’t need no stinking rules! No newbs here, M.O.M knows the etiquette of our little community. Don’t be “THAT GUY!”
Want to be a M.O.M?
• Get invited! NO DAMN SOLICITORS!!
• Shoot an email with the name of who referred you, your name, CAKE, a witty tag line, and a supreme unbendable oath to dominate and break the souls of the poor tweens, teens, millennials, Gen WHYers, Gen Xers, Boomers, and really old farts not in M.O.M, or at least your commitment to world domination, or your commitment to mercilessly mock your opponent.
• Post on the thread and get to know the gang. No Tupperware, Mary Kay, Avon, Herbalife, or any other pyramid racket! It ain’t that kind of party!

Current MOMandant: Flying Muck
Admissions Board:

Current MOMrades:


I like the Clint Eastwood thing, but I would be concerned about not having permission to use it.

No offense Tx, but I really liked the old MOM rules. I was thinking we would just take them (if someone has a copy) and give them a little update and be done with it. If we start rewriting, then every t and . needs to be reviewed, considered and analyzed for unintended meanings and such.

I don't want to own this squad, but I don't want to sit by and watch it wither away either. I don't know what to think about Muck at this point. All of I have seen is requests for us to wait and be patient with very little progress to show at this point.

I think we need to be thinking about where we go from here.

Here are my suggestions.

1. Have someone other than Muck put in charge of the M.O.M squad. Work with Zep to make this happen. Not sure what that will entail.

2. Keep the current thread, but modify the first page with our rules and roster. Apparently this is doable. Use the old rules and update them making minimal changes. Update roster as best we can at this point. If we leave someone off, we can add them back easy enough when and if they realize it.

3. Approve volunteers or draft at least two more "moderators" if that is a proper term, who would be able to update the page one roster etc. as needed along with unfortunate sole that accepts the reigns.

4. Have persons (maybe the moderators) given the authority to approve new members and or remove inactive ones or the occasional disruptor.
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Just for the record, I intended to include this in my previous pos. My intent is not to pass judgment on Muck in any way other than it appears that he does have the time to devote to this squad that is needed at present.

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I like brevity.

If I fotoshopped this picture of Walter, wearing pilot gear, saying: "We don't explain ourselves to others, we are not the Jackass whisperers." Wouldn't that just about say it all?




Walter is the archetype of a mean old man!

edit: "We don't explain ourselves to others, we are not the noob whisperers!"
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I like the MOM with the old guy in the "o". Can we use that as welcome me to MOM and jeep Clint? If you've seen Gran Torino, he was really channeling the MOM lifestyle!




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Thanks weatherman and tbuilt etc for your input. I hope no other squad feels they are imposing by posting here. We're all here to play this game.We may be in different squads but all part of one community.
For one I'm gutted that a fellow Brit would fuck me over but that's by the by.
Zup takes behaviour that is disruptive to his game serious so don't be surprised to see more khaki names appearing.He has answered to my concerns before with actions and will do the same again.

Do we need a leader? I think were old enough to make decisions amongst ourselves upfront without any backstabbing behind closed doors. We need a forum moderator who can tidy up and a squad moderator to accept new players and remove inactive players.Every active member of the squad will have equal say on any subjects,squad directions or applications.No one member should have to take on such big decisions without help.

Tx. Nice work with the page one workings.I too was thinking we only needed one rule/statement (rule 6: If you don't know the rules by now you need not apply to M.O.M ) :)
I would also change"invite only" to "apply within"

Doggy I've enjoyed your posts and appreciate all the great artwork you've been doing.You know after I messaged you well over a month ago about the way things looked like they we're gonna pan out,hence my silence around here,but I would say I got it pretty damn close.I applaud you for bouncing back after getting put down by so called friends.

Gaw,I love how amidst all the shite going on you can still come here and put up inspiring and motivational posts.Your weekly stat list for a start.

I have no objection to anyone wanting to play that laggy tank game run by greedy Ruskies.I tried it myself but I didn't like it. I could tell it was a money pit.We can play more than one game you know just don't pretend to care about this game.


We are still gonna lose a few tryin to sort this out.

I would like to see Doggy or Gaw be appointed as squad fiddler and forum fiddler :)

No offence to any others but they are both dedicated and very active in game and here which is my main considering factor. We all can share the burden.Don't think it will be left all for one person to deal with.

I was even tempted to start a separate sub squad but I now think getting control over original MOM squad to be plan A.
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I tried to google 'Jeep Clint Eastwood'.......but this is the closest it got me:





Not a pretty sight.
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We have stick-to-it-iveness!!!
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I like new rules, but somehow Clint Eastwood don't look mean enough. I found old rules just in case someone wants to mix in something. Like new old rules.



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Membership in M.O.M is by invitation only, although unsolicited applications are welcome and all applications are subject to approval by The Star Chamber admissions panel. Submit your information via the provided email link below, then hold your breath or whatever you're most comfortable holding until you've heard from M.O.M. You are also encouraged to post a greeting on the thread, but only emails submitted here will be considered as applications.


Yes! I have been invited to apply for membership in M.O.M! Yay me! I will now submit my information here: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

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3011USMC8152/Nate/Sacramento, California, USA
DYS/Tom/Hereford, UK
Coreytnr/Corey/Dallas, Texas, USA
Sir Thomas Black/Tomi/Zagreb, Croatia
Randolph Scott/Jeremiah/Milaca, Minnesota, USA




YEMX/BrianC219/Brian/Moyock, North Carolina, USA M.O.R.A.F.
Gizmo1/Gizmo541/Kevin/South Yorkshire, UK M.O.R.A.F.
Zandor Hawke/ZandorHawke/Rob/Fort Worth, Texas, USA M.O.R.A.F.
Marko99/Mark/Geneva, Switzerland M.O.R.A.F.
Yakuza/Pete/Brisbane, Austrailia M.O.R.A.F.
Netredding/Rick/Redding, California, USA M.O.R.A.F.
Primal/Matt/Sacramento, California, USA M.O.R.A.F.
The striker16/Kyle/USA
Pablo~Harlem/Paul/New York City, New York, USA M.O.R.A.F.
bts/Simon/Pembrokeshire, Wales
\....GAW.....//Glenn/Huntington, West Virginia, USA
Cpt. Black/Nestor/California, USA
Japan!Kuls
Dr. CurtisShoe/Kurt/Kent, Ohio, USA




¥M4rtin¥/Martin/New Jersey, USA M.O.R.A.F.
Von Len/Len/Quartz Hill, California, USA M.O.R.A.F.
Brian257/Brian/Green Cove Springs, Florida, USA M.O.R.A.F.
philip06/Philip06/Philip/Allen, Texas, USA
Cricket/Chuck/Detroit, Michigan, USA M.O.R.A.F.
CRAZYWOLF/Dave/Virginia, USA M.O.R.A.F.
M. Penalba/Mauricio/Nicaragua M.O.R.A.F.
Flybot/Bill/Des Moines, Iowa, USA M.O.R.A.F.
Hornswoggler/Eric/St. Mary's, Georgia, USA
Hornswoggler, Jr./Eric/St. Mary's, Georgia, USA
TX LAWMAN/Chris/Denton, Texas, USA
Legless_Killer/Ganady/Denton, Texas, USA
Jet12345/Halle/Denton, Texas, USA
Auroris/Tony/UK
Smittystyle/Shane/Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
xRude..!..Boyx/Dahsten/Ewa Beach, Hawaii, USA
~*Minotaur*~/Alexandre/Santarém, Brasil
fbt fighter/Terry/Frankfort, Indiana, USA
wannacut/Alan/Postfalls, Idaho, USA




Bellsaj/Bellsaj/Anders/Umea, Sweden M.O.R.A.F.
Buckgeo/Jeff/Ottawa, Ontario, Canada M.O.R.A.F.
J4ff/Giovanni/Newcastle,UK M.O.R.A.F.
Dragon 800/Dragon 08/Scott/Vail, Colorado, USA M.O.R.A.F.
Chocks Away/Simon/Carmarthen, Carmarthenshire, UK
T Man/Taj/Spring Valley, Wisconsin, USA
Diverb/Brian/Michigan, USA
GHOSTRIDER1/Brad/Olney, Texas, USA M.O.R.A.F.
TadpoleofDoom/Justin/Missouri, USA
Poc96/Pat/Chicago, Illinois, USA
Auld/Alex/Feira De Santana, Brasil M.O.R.A.F.
Marshall/Marshall/USA
Hydrofire/Steffan/Bergen, Norway
wallyghee/Tufa/Te Puke, New Zealand
Bill Maher/Bill/Nashville, Tennessee, USA
Whiskers/Leo/UK
Maki Boy/Marcus/Huskvarna, Sweden


M.I.A. M.O.Ms
(Members not currently active in-game)

ScheiBe Kopf/SheiBe Kopf/Chet/Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas, USA
HatinRing
iQQi
Gaavster
FatBob
LD Dutchkiller
Nazis/Venezuela
*Cloudbuster*
BLAKHAWK/Cody/Jackson, Tennessee, USA
A-9101/salento/Peter/Fredrikstad, Norway
Snoopy !!
polishbob
Godza
Panos/Panos1983/Panos/Lexington, Kentucky, USA
Shiver/Chris/Tustin, California, USA
Susi-Harakiri/Iwata/Yokohama, Japan
--bob--
SplanMan/Dave/Tracy, California,USA
ICARUS/Jon/South Carolina, USA
ZzSilentKillerzZ/John/Brooklyn, New York, USA
Chuck Norris/Josh/Hayden, Idaho, USA
pffft/Gav/New Zealand
Esox Magus/Esox Magus/Steve/USA
Sonnycruz77/Sonnycruz77/Edward/Le Sueur, Minnesota. USA
Whiskey/Drew/Spokane, Washington, USA
Captain Noushbag/Ali/USA M.O.R.A.F.
(97 Kills)/Charles/USA
RoyMay/BillyMay/Doug/Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
MAD===DOG/James/Knoxville, Tennessee, USA
Ender213/Alexis/Los Angeles, California, USA
5L3V1N/Gary/UK
Jangsoo122/Jangsoo12/Jang Soo/West Lafayette, Indiana, USA
Conoco

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M.O.M Girdles the Globe!




CLICK ANYWHERE just below the historic photo of Stanley Kubrick's faked moon landing for an interactive map of just how world dominant M.O.M would be if we ever cared enough to get organized! Then be impressed by the many different places at which we live at!


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Official Rules and Owner’s Manual for your 2014 MOM LX7000

The following rules are to be adhered to on pain of horrible death, or something really serious:

Rule 1 – There are no rules in M.O.M.

Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.

Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.

Rule 4 – No member of M.O.M. will engage in team killing (shooting at members of his own team) spawn killing (shooting at the comic book character Spawn) or spawn raping (we don’t recommend raping anyone but if you must, we recommend you try to rape Spawn. Give us a heads up first so we can come watch.) We regard these practices as craven, dishonorable, weak, gutless, moronic and none of us engages in any of them more than once or twice per mission.

Rule 5 – Language: we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Hand gestures don’t work so hot online.

Rule 7 – Counting to 7 was our favorite subject to skip in school so we could go out back and have us a smoke of...we mean, do some independent horticultural research. Education is a wonderful thing.

Rule 8 – Any member who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked a half day’s pay. As our many fine British M.O.Ms would say, half of f*ckall adds up fast. Keep it in mind when your crack dealer comes around to collect. You were warned about slacking off.

Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable mother f*cking son of a b*tch.” Then strafe him in his chute.

Rule 10 – All members will adhere to the M.O.M. Principles of Flight, as follows:
Fly at least a little above the ground.
Shoot the red guys.
Bomb stuff.
Have some cake.


Amendments to the MOMstitution

Rule 11 - In "Dogfight" aka "Free For All" (FFA) missions, M.O.Ms may elect to refrain from shooting other M.O.M's. "Rule 11" is the call. "Okay!", "Roger!" or "Piss Off, you die" are all acceptable responses. This is not compulsory, merely one of the pleasant aspects of being a M.O.M. If you wish to kill fellow M.O.M's, good luck with that. But do NOT kill another M.O.M without first declaring your compliance with Rule 11 or lack of compliance therewith. Some M.O.M members treat Dogfight missions as the nearest we'll ever get to "Squad Wars" without heavy doses of hallucinogens. We are a team, it's nice to occasionally have the chance to function as such. We do NOT, however, gang up on non-M.O.M players. A "Race to fifteen" is one way to view it, patrolling together is another. But no unfair advantage should be derived other than an obviously exponentially multiplied measure of charm. Assuming non-M.O.Ms find it charming being ganged-up on.

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Age and Other Requirements for Membership in M.O.M.:


Pilots applying for squadron membership must be between the ages of 21 and 174. Unless you’re really, really good. Then you can be 3 and we wouldn’t give a rat’s ascot.

For the most part M.O.M. pilots are in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s after which point we forget how to count that high or what we just had for lunch. It looked like it used to be peas.

Anyone of any age may apply to join M.O.M. A select few underage pilots will be admitted as “Prodigy” members and treated like dirt. Prodigy M.O.Ms can get even by treating their own kids like dirt when they’re as old as non-Prodigy members of M.O.M.

Applications will be subject to review by the M.O.M.Star Chamber (look it up) consisting of: B Strachan, BeaTea, Big Tex, bopes, Dentinhead, Flying Muck, an albino raccoon called Jimmy the Lip, Gizmo, hansone, Ktheo, MadtotheMom, ¥M4rtin¥, oedius, Parrothead, RiC0, Farkinell, Bellsaj, bloBuLaRZ, BluE MaX, Cricket, Buckgeo, KA5EY, Von Len, YEMX, . wig!. In case of an 8-7 tie the applicant him/herself will have the tie breaking vote and the vote will be a compulsory "undecided in absentia".

Applications should be submitted in the form of a hand written email on standard 8.5x11 paper with decorations in either poster paint, colored pencil, crayon or the blood of a virgin. Some form of death and/or ice hockey must be incorporated into the imagery. A forum post containing the words, “Hey you old clowns, can I join?” will also be acceptable.

Bribery is encouraged and will almost certainly get you in. Cash is preferred but hookers, crack, liquor, DVD’s or virgins (with blood still intact) will be considered. Strachan likes a nice redhead and SheiBe prefers a vintage Chardonnay. The rest of us aren’t that particular.

If you believe that a game can be played with utmost respect, honor and dignity...you've lost the plot. And you've lost the word "game". We have something you can salute right here. If, however, you believe in the spirit of friendly competition, competitive goofiness and goofy friendliness, and you can spell the word "in", you're practically in. Above all M.O.M. is dedicated to the having of fun. Even if it means killing you. There isn’t much we wouldn’t do for a laugh, and seeing you die is fairly high on the list. Become one of us or risk utter and complete annihilation at the hands and feet (especially the feet) of M.O.M. Or, y’know, just, um, like…don’t. That’d be cool, too.




Our Founder


MOMifesto

We, the members of M.O.M., The Mean Old Men, dedicate ourselves to the following principles:

We don’t know what principles are, strictly speaking, so none of these are likely to be one.

We take everything about M.O.M really, really seriously. There is no humor in M.O.M.

Intolerance will not be tolerated. No player, person or pixel is too white, too black, too large, too small, too male, female, advanced or insignificant to be shot. All M.O.M’s children are equal, and all are equally dead in the eyes of M.O.M.

MOM membership age restrictions must always be observed and enforced. Therefore, any player found to be of any age will be summarily killed.

If you speak to other players with disrespect, rudeness, cruelty or hatred MOM will hunt you down and destroy you. And laugh without saying LOL. It’s a sardonic laugh, not a funny laugh. Remember, no humor.

There are no such words as LOL, ROFLMAO, prolly, cya, thx or sry. Use them and you will be killed by M.O.M. Unless you are in M.O.M. Then you can say whatever you please.

M.O.M decrees that all twelve year olds must die.

M.O.M decrees that all fourteen year olds must die.

M.O.M decrees that all sixteen year olds…you get the idea.

Get the hell off our lawn.

All those who observe the M.O.M squad tag in combat and who do not, themselves, bear the M.O.M squad tag, must immediately autodestroy. Any member of M.O.M who observes a non-member of M.O.M not autodestroying after observing a member of M.O.M may manually destroy that non-M.O.M member, and will. There are no exceptions except as stipulated in Rule #6.

M.O.M does not maintain an independent web site because M.O.M does not care enough. And nobody in M.O.M would visit the site because all M.O.M members are much too mean. Web sites are for the young. Killing the young without needing a web site is for M.O.M.

CAKE tastes good.

M.O.M Squadron members acknowledge their pseudo-siblinghood in the skies and pledge themselves to uphold the principle (without knowing what a principle is) that M.O.M does not suck but you, if you are not M.O.M, do.

Religious zealotry will not be countenanced within the ranks of M.O.M. If you are a Muslim M.O.M will throw a Christian at you and kill you. If you are a Jew M.O.M will throw a Hindu at you and kill you. Within individual religions M.O.M will beat a Protestant to death using a Catholic as a club. We accept all faiths, philosophies, lifestyles, preferences, and kill them. Buddhists get a pass on this one because they’re nice.

In summary; M.O.M patrols the skies of Dogfight, the tiny game with the great big list of squadrons that so far don’t do anything, killing everything hateful, cruel, insensitive, unkind, disrespectful or alive. And particularly young alive things. M.O.M hates those the most. Young things make M.O.M feel mean.

We, the pilots of M.O.M, fight for Truth, Justice, and the Mean Old Way. Now, seriously, get the hell off our lawn. Don’t make M.O.M tell you twice.


Wait so who was the founder of M.O.M

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Nau gett of mein lauhn......ah, lawuhn........nein, lauwn......

Raus aus mein Garten!!!!!
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I just made Jeff an Air Marshall so he can let players join MOMZILLA. I don't know how much this will help things but, figured it was better then nothing. If we want to keep this avenue open and anyone else that has been active here as of late, jump over and I will make you an Air Marshall also.
I am quite frusterated with how things have seemed to panned out. I have not been able to catch many games lately and I am on an ipad so I don't feel that I am missing much. I looked at trying to change the name of MOMZILLA but I can not find a way to do it. You all are welcome to use this as an option to do with it what you want. If someone would like to take charge of it? Let me know and I will set you up as MORAF or I will leave it as it is. Just with the way things have developed, and as judgement gets past out, I for one want no ill will put on my credibility.
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If it's any consolation, my Kindle us current on updates, and the game is working great! Patience! Thanks for helping.




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Wasn't expecting that (gulp).Thanx I think :)
After about 10 seconds of looking at the extra privileges.I found the so hard to find option.Although as you say no option to change the squad name or remove banned players.I think we will need to agree to changes to MOMzilla renaming, forum moderating and elect the original MOM squad a new Moraf.I will email zup to try and make them happen when we have decided.

No one was sacrificed during this test :) tempting :evil: I will always ask all here first.
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