Paul you better not be messin with me.... Hope all is WELL.

I can not PM Paul. I have tried and tried over the past couple of months....What's the Glitch.

Thoughts and prayers for Paul, I hope he's ok, I want the chance to get to know him as you guys do. From what I see and read, he is one of life's true gentlemen.

How's Duck, Im worried....what going on someone any info please...Ty....mod

Judy here. Paul is doing well scared us. thank you for thinking of him

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Judy here. Paul is doing well scared us. thank you for thinking of him

Wow! Thanks Judy, tell him not to do that again Love and prayers to you both.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Judy here. Paul is doing well scared us. thank you for thinking of him

Hang tough Paul!!!!!!

I swear this squad ages me with all of the health problems. New rule...everyone get healthy and get out of the hospitals!

Paul, please write soon...love Judy and all but we need you.

ZandorHawke wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Judy here. Paul is doing well scared us. thank you for thinking of him

Hang tough Paul!!!!!!

I swear this squad ages me with all of the health problems. New rule...everyone get healthy and get out of the hospitals!

Paul, please write soon...love Judy and all but we need you.

I'm with Zandor on that rule!

Judy coop here... Please tell Paul for he better not die on me... If I have to I swear I will come there

. Wigbomb wrote: "Cute", Black Flag? You call us CUTE?! YOU DARE TO CALL US CUTE?!?! I LIVE IN HARLEM AND I GOT YER CUTE RIGHT HERE M*THER F*CKER!!! YOU AND ME, OUTSIDE, RIGHT NOW B*TCH!!! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU CUTE WITH ONE OF MY HELLO KITTY SLIPPERS!!!! NOBODY...HEAR THAT...NOOOBODY, CALLS M.O.M "CUTE". I'M GOIN' OUT NOW AND BEAT THE [e] OUTTA EVERY SINGLE UNCUTE F*CKIN M*THER F*CKER I SEE. DIE YOU ENIGMATIC B*STARDS, DIEEE!!!

Thanks for the constructive observations, Flag. I'd never noticed the cuteness of us, myself. I'll get right on a whole new set of banners sans cute asap. Whaddya think, guys? My Little Pony with bloody hooves?...or maybe Justin Bieber with an [e] carved into his forehead glaring out from our un-cute banners with his Manson Lamps? Let's assemble the "council" and call a vote...

Um wig here have a slice of cake.

MLP bloody hooves lol,,,,,

thinking of you paul shit man you get better now want to see u in the skies.soon take care buddy judy thanks for the updates

I think I can clear up the BOB mom thing he is a friend of mine and I think he has jumped the gun a.bit he is old and has all the qualities of being a.mom I apoligize for him jumping in before being voting in.
can I recommend him to the panel for sign up please.
he is just a little eager to be in the family of mom

. Wigbomb wrote: "Cute", Black Flag? You call us CUTE?! YOU DARE TO CALL US CUTE?!?! I LIVE IN HARLEM AND I GOT YER CUTE RIGHT HERE M*THER F*CKER!!! YOU AND ME, OUTSIDE, RIGHT NOW B*TCH!!! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU CUTE WITH ONE OF MY HELLO KITTY SLIPPERS!!!! NOBODY...HEAR THAT...NOOOBODY, CALLS M.O.M "CUTE". I'M GOIN' OUT NOW AND BEAT THE [e] OUTTA EVERY SINGLE UNCUTE F*CKIN M*THER F*CKER I SEE. DIE YOU ENIGMATIC B*STARDS, DIEEE!!!

Don't make me nom on your soul

I've noticed something.. for people saying all we talk is old gibberish we sure have alot of visitors to our thread... Kinda funny I guess people find us old guys pretty funny... Just sayin

ktheo wrote: I think I can clear up the BOB mom thing he is a friend of mine and I think he has jumped the gun a.bit he is old and has all the qualities of being a.mom I apoligize for him jumping in before being voting in.
can I recommend him to the panel for sign up please.
he is just a little eager to be in the family of mom

Friend of ktheo...friend of MOM! My non-binding non-vote is a "yes".

I did chat with him a bit after dogss left the game. Seemed nice but was confused about what he needed to do. Not a top ace as of yet (but neither am I) but skilled enough and looks like he'll climb the rankings soon enough.

coop wrote: I've noticed something.. for people saying all we talk is old gibberish we sure have alot of visitors to our thread... Kinda funny I guess people find us old guys pretty funny... Just sayin

If you can't laugh at senility then you can't laugh at a truck crossing the airport to get a hamburger! Wait, what are we talking about?

MOM I finished my chores.
Can I o fly now?

[e]Sputnik wrote: MOM I finished my chores.
Can I o fly now?

Yes you may. Uh, did you check behind your ears first? No wait a minute. I meant, be sure to wash your hands. Oh well, something like that anyways!

ZandorHawke wrote:

ktheo wrote: I think I can clear up the BOB mom thing he is a friend of mine and I think he has jumped the gun a.bit he is old and has all the qualities of being a.mom I apoligize for him jumping in before being voting in.
can I recommend him to the panel for sign up please.
he is just a little eager to be in the family of mom

Friend of ktheo...friend of MOM! My non-binding non-vote is a "yes".

I did chat with him a bit after dogss left the game. Seemed nice but was confused about what he needed to do. Not a top ace as of yet (but neither am I) but skilled enough and looks like he'll climb the rankings soon enough.

Welcome BOB, friend of Ktheo. I vote in, what Zandor said...

Glad to hear Paul is out of whatever danger he was in.


Re gibberish, a statistical analysis reveals that roughly 70% of the DogFight forum is (or soon will be) gibberish in the MOM thread.

Posts by Sputnick, Luna and friends make up about 25%. The rest - everything else on the DF forum, everything ever observed with all of our instruments, all " normal " posts - adds up to less than 5% of the forum. Come to think of it, maybe they shouldn't be called "normal" posts at all, since it is such a small fraction of the DF Universe.

Strangely enough, the boys and girls at NASA tell us "roughly 70% of the universe is dark energy. Dark matter makes up about 25%. The rest - everything on Earth, everything ever observed with all of our instruments, all normal matter - adds up to less than 5% of the Universe. Come to think of it, maybe it shouldn't be called "normal" matter at all, since it is such a small fraction of the Universe."

Coinkydink? You decide. But it can never be said that MOMs don't do their bit to keep the universe expanding nicely. and you're welcome...

Disclaimer : the foregoing post is at least 70% gibberish, 30% cute.

Welcome Bob, to this madness of a squad called MOM.....mean ole
(Cranky) devil.

I hate the weekends always server is full. Or is it just my problem?

I have struggled with same thing.

Paul very glad to hear your hanging tough my brother... See ya in the skies soon my friend...

I am here for the 5:15 gibberish 101 class. Hangar 3 Instructor Wigbom, says right on the schedule the registrar gave to me.

I brought a pen to stab my ears withhhhhhhhhhhh

repeatedly

coop wrote: Paul very glad to hear your hanging tough my brother... See ya in the skies soon my friend...

Yes, Paul. We all know you are a fighter and this is just a temporary set back. Our thoughts & prayers are with you. On a lighter note, maybe the nurses will enjoy a short rest from being goosed until you get back up to speed. This may be part of your ingenious strategy just to get them to let down their guard.

Paul,

hurry up n get out of that hospital

insurance doesnt cover hospital stays for chasing nurses

Why is there a time out to submit a message?
My ass is back!



Thank all of you for support!
My blood pressure went up and things happened and they ask me what it was, all I could think of was some BS that I read on some of the threads. No more.

I am BLESSED Judy is my friend. She thinks we MOMS are idiots! SHE IS NOT ONLY BEAUTIFUL, BUT SMART! Her husband was a WW2 submariner. Some of his exlploits are in the book "SILENT SERVICE". May he RIP.

Please say an extra special prayer for MISS LUNA, her family, and her father.

I AM A PISSANT COMPARED TO HER FATHER AND ALL THE OTHERS! THEY ARE THE HEROS OF TODAY..LIKE OUR DUCK!

....all hail the return of Paul's ass...and give thanks and best wishes for all those friends that make this life worth livin!

Paul,

Chin up pilot! Get out of that hospital first.

The Duck