Wig man that is first class !!! Tickets please.

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Hey all!, who can guesing why I am sharing this pic with you?

"you moms are pretty good"

You misfits are masters of understatement.

I like Cue Ball a lot, he's good folks. Apart from Mr. GAW being on the short end that looks like it was a fun one, Mauricio.

But, to be honest, I don't much care why you post, just so you post. A lot. She's easily in my Top Five superMOMdels for pants heat index. If I were a hottie-orologist I'd point to your banner, say "Checking our MOMler 7000 Pants Watch '14 forecast, she's hot, she'll be hotter tonight, continued heat for your morning commute extending into the afternoon and evening. Look for her to remain hot throughout the week with periods of hotness interspersed with brief heat giving way to high pants temperatures by the weekend. The outlook for next week; hot."

But I'm sure Mr. Maher can elucidate all that much more professionally than I.

HAhaha Wig!, I like her! Is.... So special!

Wow. Why haven't I seen M. Pen posting around more often? We need to make that a priority.

Um, Wig, by any chance, do you have a top-five M.O.Mraf banner list you could post? You know, for those of us young'uns who haven't been around to see the majority of them. I'm sure it would be your pleasure to compile that, assuming it doesn't involve scrolling through 830 pages of telling people HOW to add said banners to their signature.

I mean, if you can't I can always walk into Victoria's Secret for about 15 minutes, step into the bathroom for a moment and be on my way. I tend to get weird looks whenever I do that though...

Funny Mac, I was on the point of doing something very much along those lines but got sidetracked trawling for musical youtubes to entertain and anesthetize.

For starts, let's admire Mauricio's banner damsel...Nicaraguan knockout Claudia Perez.

Wig, sent you everything you asked for in messages. Just tell me evrything through that.

mpenalba wrote: Hey all!, who can guesing why I am sharing this pic with you?

It was actually one of my finer performances. I started on the other side and soon ended up all by myself. A couple switched and it became a real blood bath. I was having one of my highest kill games right up until my mother decided to call me to chat about nothing and I lost connection. I couldn't remember the map so it took awhile to reenter. When I finally did, I found myself on the other team. Just happened that they were undermanned at the time, so I just stayed and finished with them.

Best part for me was that I leveled up to 29 during the game. Rank is now 314. Only need 251,764 to get to 30. A little too early to start counting.

Oh c'mon Rick.

Wow Rick!... She is a really beautiful girl!... The photograph is so good too. Thanks for share it with us!

Was asked in world chat today if I liked Chick-fil-a. I said "No, but I can sure fill a chick."

I'm considering retiring from world chat forever.

Sup Moms. Just wanted to say I've been getting in a lot of flying time with all the various Moms and I am amazed at the respect you show for the game and other pilots, including me, not to mention some of you are cool to the one who rules, the Cue Ball.

Lol, teacher gave us a free class period. First thing I do, pull up dogfight on my phone!

Here's to not learning!

Parrothead! What a small world. I was stationed just outside Brindisi Italy and went to Corfu. Ran a Vespa off a cliff there! Fun place!.........York

I'd like you to meet a young man that inspires me for our future.

We call him "The Rock".
His dad was a Ranger that died in Afghanistan.
He's been the "man" of the house since then. He looks out for his Mom and little sister.
He told Art that he never learned to ride a bike because "that's for kids".
Guess what Santa is bringing him.....ssssshhhh.

Art, Judy and I have sort of adopted him. Here he is helping Art as pit crew on the '13 Indian Boardtrack Racer:

He IS a rock.....
...that can now be a kid.

We love you, Ryan.

Doggy Dix wrote: I fly ZEP game and no reds... just one teammate. named Terminator someting...
he start shooting at me just after runway.
i rise to 600 and looking after him and finely i see where he was....
i fly behind him and ask why he was shooting on me...He say he was bored...I shoot a couple of hole in his plane and ask if he was feeling better....He answered Yeah. I shot a couple more holes in his plane and down he went... I say to him i hope i save your day...He disappered from the game...

Dog that name sounds familiar. The little prick did the same to me as I took off then tried to say it was an accident.

Look out for Hallowed I think there's something in front of the name too, if you see him, kill him and explain that sneaking is a legitimate tactic, not cowardly, especially as in this case he and four others reds camped on two of us and a little later camped on one of us, namely me!!! The friggin temerity of the pratt to tell me it was cowardly to sneak and they only lost the two hangars I got in the entire game.
And on top of that, one of them was sneaking round the back and two of em were going high. Sorry if I'm moaning and ranting, this guy has just become my pet hate of the year.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I'd like you to meet a young man that inspires me for our future.

We call him "The Rock".
His dad was a Ranger that died in Afghanistan.
He's been the "man" of the house since then. He looks out for his Mom and little sister.
He told Art that he never learned to ride a bike because "that's for kids".
Guess what Santa is bringing him.....ssssshhhh.

Art, Judy and I have sort of adopted him. Here he is helping Art as pit crew on the '13 Indian Boardtrack Racer:

He IS a rock.....
...that can now be a kid.

We love you, Ryan.

Nice one Paul!!
How is Judy by the way.

Hey Buck did I ever tell you that I hate Tuna especially the kind that flies around shooting my butt down.

I think we should have a M.O.M wide day of play. As many moms as we can get just need to play their hearts out all day long. Who needs real life and "responsibilities" anyway? This will get the squadron way more active in game and on the forum. This day of play should have a name. I have thought of M.O.M-a-palooza! We can make a whole thread dedicated to our ruling over our small little world that rules our lives. I think if we can get even 80% of our active members to join in then we can make a difference. Tell me what you think cause I think we desperately need this. Now, let's go do this!!!

*battle cry influences all who listen*

Mac, you asked for my list of five favorite superMOMdel banners...I'll get the other four on here asap, but the list is now topped by this:

Dave, hope you enjoy the new Red, she was handpicked by you your own self! I'll email the file to you now so you can get her into your photobucket account and up on the forum.

I want a superMdel banner

Cricket wrote: I want a superMdel banner

I want you to have a superM.O.Mdel banner too.

Mac wrote:

Cricket wrote: I want a superMdel banner

I want you to have a superM.O.Mdel banner too.

Not just any superMOMdel...the superMOMdel. I've been saving Gisele for the right banner for the right M.O.M...



To preempt any ass-inine observations; he's standing (actually, kneeling, he's too spent to stand) behind her.

Enjoy, Chuck.

I just like playing "Where's Waldo" with the tattoos. Its purely entertainment, I don't care for the girly pics, I swear! Those aren't the rosy red cheeks I'm interested in.... They got nuttin' on the Claus!!!

Just taking my new banner for a test drive. Thanks Rick

ParrotHead wrote: I just like playing "Where's Waldo" with the tattoos. Its purely entertainment, I don't care for the girly pics, I swear! Those aren't the rosy red cheeks I'm interested in.... They got nuttin' on the Claus!!!

Yes we know PH . Now do you know what my wife would say about now? Are you lying or fibbing.
I hope it's fibbing , lying is such a harsh word, causes a lot of drama.

Dogfight is at its core a cerebral pursuit, the playing of it is all well and good as frivolous distractions go, but it's the intellectual component that keeps it so enriching.

For example; if not for Dogfight I'd have gone along blindly, not knowing that "obama is joke". This demands that several distinct avenues of inquiry be explored.

If obama is joke, what is nature of joke? Is joke amusing joke or is joke sardonic joke? If obama lower case, is obama proper name? Is obama knock knock joke? Knock knock. Who there? obama. I not get. If priest, rabbi and obama walk into bar, how many obama it take to screw in light bulb? Is "obama is joke" Boris Badenov joke? Or is "obama is joke" F-Troop Hekawi tribe chief joke? If obama is joke and obama make joke is joke joke's joke?

Much question make think. Is?

Wigbomb wrote:

Mac wrote:

Cricket wrote: I want a superMdel banner

I want you to have a superM.O.Mdel banner too.

Not just any superMOMdel...the superMOMdel. I've been saving Gisele for the right banner for the right M.O.M...

To preempt any ass-inine observations; he's standing (actually, kneeling, he's too spent to stand) behind her.

Enjoy, Chuck.

Rick, your banners are simple, beautiful to look at, witty and never vulgar.
Really nice work, my friend.
Paolo.