General jackson wrote: Lol.....i can clean up after you guys/gals......why i am saving the $ i earn from your squad...i will buy new planes, ammo, new types of bombs.....you guys will have nothing to show for it except a full belly...lolol 
WHAT? You think you get paid? Think again! Just the opportunity to hang out with us is payment enough. Besides, our petty cash is used for bail money.
All of our guests, male and female, WILL be spoiled by our prodigies. Why do you think we let you join?
Not a MOM? Tickets are now on sale!
$50 U.S. Cash! Send to my private message box.
Ssshhh..I have to come up with $250,000 to pay for all this loving care.
Don't tell our friends at the IRS.
IRS. If you are reading this....I LOVE you folks. You are my favorite government department! Please remember this later.
Think they'll believe me?