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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 4 months ago #183760

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[DD]Big C wrote: Heyo. Just stopping by... Any chance yall have cream soda?

And if you like the m203 jacklpe, you should invest in a MK 19 for the jolley roger.


If you have a good source, I'm pretty sure we can turn about 50 of them around very quickly. Let me know.

Anyway, about that head of security job. It's open if you want it.


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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 4 months ago #183762

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[DD]Big C wrote: Heyo. Just stopping by... Any chance yall have cream soda?

And if you like the m203 jacklpe, you should invest in a MK 19 for the jolley roger.


BigC your next 25 drinks are on me BigC, for old times sake... :)
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 4 months ago #183766

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jacklpe wrote: Well... Max is seriously hard to beat. He ain't a bad guy either on the rare occasion that he calms down. If nothing else, he's always the same guy, no matter where you find him. Now this Becken fellow? I haven't had the chance to meet him yet. That's not gonna stop us though.

Taking bets on Max vs Becken. I'll set the odds currently 3/1 in favor of Max.

Anyone wanna run this book for me? I'm pretty inexperienced in these matters.



Poor BECKEN, he just doesn't know what he's in for. For sure the # 1 shooter of the game is MAX. MAX can only be beat occasionally by only the best of shooters. And you are right MAX is not a bad guy (when he's calm) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

I put the odds at 10 to 1 in favor of MAX. I would like a ringside seat.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 4 months ago #183770

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yes I am prepared to add 50-100 or more deaths to my stats so I vote Blue :P

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Is 7pm (your time) in 56 minutes?

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CrazedPsycho wrote: Is 7pm (your time) in 56 minutes?

its 5:04pm where im at
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[DD]Big C wrote: Heyo. Just stopping by... Any chance yall have cream soda?

And if you like the m203 jacklpe, you should invest in a MK 19 for the jolley roger.


I'm not a fan of the amount of open air they show to the dust and dirt, and the fact that they use some super rare molybdenum grease that's hard to get through the supply chain. Malfunction more than function, leave UXO all over, swapped them out for 50s, 240B's and SAWs whenever possible. They can be accurate though, on a mounted gunnery range at FT Polk I saw gunners routinely bouncing them off pop up man sized targets, which went down in a hurry.
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jacklpe wrote:

[DD]Big C wrote: Heyo. Just stopping by... Any chance yall have cream soda?

And if you like the m203 jacklpe, you should invest in a MK 19 for the jolley roger.


If you have a good source, I'm pretty sure we can turn about 50 of them around very quickly. Let me know.

Anyway, about that head of security job. It's open if you want it.

Id be a fool to refuse. I appreciate it man.

What does it entail?

PS: I'm not going to wear pick duct tape underwear
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[DD]Big C wrote:

jacklpe wrote:

[DD]Big C wrote: Heyo. Just stopping by... Any chance yall have cream soda?

And if you like the m203 jacklpe, you should invest in a MK 19 for the jolley roger.


If you have a good source, I'm pretty sure we can turn about 50 of them around very quickly. Let me know.

Anyway, about that head of security job. It's open if you want it.

Id be a fool to refuse. I appreciate it man.

What does it entail?

PS: I'm not wearing pick duct tape underwear


Umm... Check the thread every now and again and see if someone is hollering "SECURITY". That's about it for now. :).

If that happens, use your imagination. Btw, one thing we don't like to imagine is pink duct tape on places that it shouldn't be.


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Sorry I'm late the truck broke down and I had to run all the way here... Who won? Becken or Max?
You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?

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Who cares who won... Let the good times roll.



Whisky on the rocks, please.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 4 months ago #184023

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Well, now that manfred is back, ill resume being the customer. Ill have a vanilla coke in a glass bottle ;)
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And pumpernickel chips, don't forget them... hey who ate all the pumpernickel chips while I was gone?

No worries, at bit pricey but here are some mint milanos. Don't eat too many of these at once. Oh, but yummy.

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A NEW STYLE T.V. TRAY

Lookie folks, for only $29.99 you could own this beautiful stylish TV tray
Just think, no more having to bend over a useless tray that is in front of your chair
No more bulky items to run into
Already comes assembled
Just unfold, put around neck and have your mate bring you the food
This is me enjoying a nice meal in the comfort of my own house in my chair
As you can see I'm leaning back and enjoying the comfort

AND LOOKIE FOLKS IT FOLDS UP FOR EASY STORAGE

"Boy this is great" says JACKIPE of the Jolly Roger "something everyone should have" says VON KOPP,
"A tremendous invention says GREY GHOST

And for the next few hours it's only $28.99 for all misfits AND AND AND yes you get one free. That's right folks, two for the price of one

Also receive a signed copy if my book "HOW TO BECOME A MISFIT" published by GREY GHOST PUBLICATIONS

ORDER NOW SELLS ARE GOING QUICK


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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 4 months ago #184159

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[m]Misfit Crockett wrote: A NEW STYLE T.V. TRAY

Lookie folks, for only $29.99 you could own this beautiful stylish TV tray
Just think, no more having to bend over a useless tray that is in front of your chair
No more bulky items to run into
Already comes assembled
Just unfold, put around neck and have your mate bring you the food
This is me enjoying a nice meal in the comfort of my own house in my chair
As you can see I'm leaning back and enjoying the comfort

AND LOOKIE FOLKS IT FOLDS UP FOR EASY STORAGE

"Boy this is great" says JACKIPE of the Jolly Roger "something everyone should have" says VON KOPP,
"A tremendous invention says GREY GHOST

And for the next few hours it's only $28.99 for all misfits AND AND AND yes you get one free. That's right folks, two for the price of one

Also receive a signed copy if my book "HOW TO BECOME A MISFIT" published by GREY GHOST PUBLICATIONS

ORDER NOW SELLS ARE GOING QUICK




And after all this time, you still have the ability to shock me!!
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Wait, is that a cat in the window? Boy that cat has it made in that window in his cozy little hanging pillow bed.
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[m]Misfit Crockett wrote: A NEW STYLE T.V. TRAY

Lookie folks, for only $29.99 you could own this beautiful stylish TV tray
Just think, no more having to bend over a useless tray that is in front of your chair
No more bulky items to run into
Already comes assembled
Just unfold, put around neck and have your mate bring you the food
This is me enjoying a nice meal in the comfort of my own house in my chair
As you can see I'm leaning back and enjoying the comfort

AND LOOKIE FOLKS IT FOLDS UP FOR EASY STORAGE

"Boy this is great" says JACKIPE of the Jolly Roger "something everyone should have" says VON KOPP,
"A tremendous invention says GREY GHOST

And for the next few hours it's only $28.99 for all misfits AND AND AND yes you get one free. That's right folks, two for the price of one

Also receive a signed copy if my book "HOW TO BECOME A MISFIT" published by GREY GHOST PUBLICATIONS

ORDER NOW SELLS ARE GOING QUICK




And after all this time, you still have the ability to shock me!!





Davy's says, and for a short time only you have the choice of basic white with a beautiful YELLOW PATTERN.
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Thats funny, that tv tray look exactly like the toiletseats at the Ace Hole...


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[m]Misfit Crockett wrote: A NEW STYLE T.V. TRAY

Lookie folks, for only $29.99 you could own this beautiful stylish TV tray
Just think, no more having to bend over a useless tray that is in front of your chair
No more bulky items to run into
Already comes assembled
Just unfold, put around neck and have your mate bring you the food
This is me enjoying a nice meal in the comfort of my own house in my chair
As you can see I'm leaning back and enjoying the comfort

AND LOOKIE FOLKS IT FOLDS UP FOR EASY STORAGE

"Boy this is great" says JACKIPE of the Jolly Roger "something everyone should have" says VON KOPP,
"A tremendous invention says GREY GHOST

And for the next few hours it's only $28.99 for all misfits AND AND AND yes you get one free. That's right folks, two for the price of one

Also receive a signed copy if my book "HOW TO BECOME A MISFIT" published by GREY GHOST PUBLICATIONS

ORDER NOW SELLS ARE GOING QUICK



Dammit, Davy, how do you still manage to do think of these things? That's amazing!
You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?

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[m]Misfit Crockett wrote: A NEW STYLE T.V. TRAY

Lookie folks, for only $29.99 you could own this beautiful stylish TV tray
Just think, no more having to bend over a useless tray that is in front of your chair
No more bulky items to run into
Already comes assembled
Just unfold, put around neck and have your mate bring you the food
This is me enjoying a nice meal in the comfort of my own house in my chair
As you can see I'm leaning back and enjoying the comfort

AND LOOKIE FOLKS IT FOLDS UP FOR EASY STORAGE

"Boy this is great" says JACKIPE of the Jolly Roger "something everyone should have" says VON KOPP,
"A tremendous invention says GREY GHOST

And for the next few hours it's only $28.99 for all misfits AND AND AND yes you get one free. That's right folks, two for the price of one

Also receive a signed copy if my book "HOW TO BECOME A MISFIT" published by GREY GHOST PUBLICATIONS

ORDER NOW SELLS ARE GOING QUICK




I will have twelve please. One for every month. And a back up order for next year in case of blockage..lol.. :)

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I have a line on a special on horse meat tonight. The word is, it's going to be super tender. I've never tried it, so I'm gonna ask for your opinions. Is it any good? Should I order some?


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Aaackk! Umm, I eat a lot of weird stuff, but dog, cat, and horse won't work for me.

I'll just hide out over here by the tripe and tongue sandwiches while you guys deal with that shipment.

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Edit: double post, sorry.

I took the RED PILL!

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I haven't placed any orders, but I don't want to miss out if it's something we should try.


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Hi, guys...

Please, put this little advertising on the wall, Jacklpe...

Read it twice and, if you smile, you get a cookie!

I took the RED PILL!

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Okay, real talk here for a sec. I've actually eaten a roasted pig's tongue before, as well as boiled chicken foot and dried African worms.
The pig tongue, i would eat again. It was delicious.
The chicken foot? Ah, not so much. It was slimy, and thers was very little meat on the bones.
The Worm? It was dried and crunchy, it tasted like those Wheat Thin cracker things...
You're getting predictable, guys. You can do better, right?

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(And one more piece of advice: i wouldn't eat Darraxx's dead horse. Last time i tried one of his cookoffs, it was beaten to an absolute pulp before he grilled it.)
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That should have tenderized it...


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[LB] Pedrinho wrote: Hi, guys...

Please, put this little advertising on the wall, Jacklpe...

Read it twice and, if you smile, you get a cookie!


Yea, quite the cookie. Do I need to erase the cache out of my phone now?


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