Jacklpe wrote: Davy, we all chipped in and hired found you a Valentine. Have fun man!

OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

I NEEED A NAP NOW.

Look what I found guys we apparently have a whole squad dedicated to protecting us lol

Well... We supply a lot of folks out there.

In the mean time... About that fish fry...

Jacklpe wrote: Well... We supply a lot of folks out there.

In the mean time... About that fish fry...

Wait a fish fry? hell ill bring the drinks from the half remodeled acehole! Misfits will be happy to contribute to the fishfry! we will put it on Raptors new tab!

Great Ghost... We're running a bit low on white lightening too, and I know you guys have a hookup. Mind bring about 50 gallons when you come? I'll cover that, no problem. We look forward to seeing you here. Mr Voss, our friendly young assistant, will be doing the cooking. He frys with honor! It should be great.

Jacklpe wrote: Great Ghost... We're running a bit low on white lightening too, and I know you guys have a hookup. Mind bring about 50 gallons when you come? I'll cover that, no problem. We look forward to seeing you here. Mr Voss, our friendly young assistant, will be doing the cooking. He frys with honor! It should be great.

Sounds great! But umm when is it? Gotta have time to make that much shine! We have 23 22 gallons now!

He Fries with Honor? Or Cries Begoner? Oh, he Belies a Spawner. I get it now!

Fry em up Warner! A pile of fish is... uh... in the Corner

Grape nehi please

Sorry i cant sit but I bought new STICK DEODORANT, instructions said remove cap and PUSH UP BOTTOM.

I CAN BARELY WALK OR SIT BUT WHENEVER I FART THE ROOM SMELLS LOVELY

Well I hear this is the place to lay aside all my troubles and kick back and relax. Nice place ,I likes the hats. I could use one if it had a hole in it, that what my wife called me the other day a hat hole . Anyway I have a Rum and coke on the rocks.

Thanks for coming in Skybully. Feel free to come in anytime.

Davy Crockett wrote: Grape nehi please

Sorry i cant sit ...

Davy, something from our dessert menu might help your, uh, swelling. Push-up Popsicle. Happens to come in grape. Enjoy.

SKYBULLY wrote: Well I hear this is the place to lay aside all my troubles and kick back and relax. Nice place ,I likes the hats. I could use one if it had a hole in it, that what my wife called me the other day a hat hole . Anyway I have a Rum and coke on the rocks.

SkyB, here you go coke, rum, and rocks. Since I'm pushing the dessert menu, we've got rum raisin ice cream and coke float.

Sorry, not very creative : )

Hey Jacklpe those hats are nice, I will buy one if I can have the left overs from Davy's valentine gift.

Uggg.. you want Davy's leftovers? I wouldn't touch her wearing a full Level A Hazmat suit after Davy was done 'romancing' his call girl Valentine..



Hey Jacklpe, can I get a Gentleman Jack on the rocks please? This starting out a squadron & forum & recruiting along with moving almost 350 miles away is getting to me.. I need a drink & to unwind a bit..

Did somebody say fish fry? I hope it's catfish! I could eat a mess of 'em right now!

A plate of Catfish, with hush puppies and a baked potato for you Zebra. Lemon juice or hot sauce?

An order of sloppy seconds for you Wolf, coming right up...

Davy, I wondered why the room smelled like that. Do you need a doctor or something??? That sounds painful.

Actually I was told that I was highly appreciated because I took the FISH SMELL out of the room. Once I started farting the smell was gone.

Yes CRAZY HORSE you can have my leftovers. As ZEBRA stated You may wish to wait a few weeks for the pills to take effect.

PAINFUL? No, should it have been?

ZebraUp wrote: Uggg.. you want Davy's leftovers? I wouldn't touch her wearing a full Level A Hazmat suit after Davy was done 'romancing' his call girl Valentine..

Sorry Zebra for the misunderstanding . I don't want seconds are any of that. To better explain I'm putting in the defention for leftover.
left·o·ver (lĕft′ō′vər)
adj.
Remaining as an unused portion or amount.
. Should have underline the unused

I doubt that Davy left any parts of his Valentine present 'unused'...

You would be right my friend, not even the armpits.

I smell some blackmail coming on Davy. Does Mrs. Crockett know about this. After all I only about 3 hours from K town I can bring pictures

Davy Crockett wrote: You would be right my friend, not even the armpits.

Oh good lord. I feel nauseous.

Hey Jacklpe and Manfred,
Here you go!



Hope you like it guys!

Mine is going on page 1...

Manfred, let me know if you want yours posted on page 1...

Tonight's entertainment is of a more historical nature. Popcorn and cokes are on the house. Everyone enjoy!

Jacklpe wrote: Manfred, let me know if you want yours posted on page 1...

Yes please!

My second uncle Manfred on my mom's side just dropped off a shipment of rubber dogpoop. It's good stuff, won't fade in sunlight. He knows his poop.
Manfred

Hey guys. I just checked out yalls front door (first pg) to look at yalls new badges in the daylight, and I noticed warner works here O.o, wow, when did yall start hiring again??

He came in with a good attitude, but mentioned that his wallet was feeling light. As we always have cleaning to do, boxes to stack, grass to mow, and so on, we told him that he could make all he needed if he wanted to work. So far he's done great. He's been playing with the 111th tag in front of his name, so don't confuse him with any of the others with similar names.

Been nearly a day since anyone posted here...which is entirely too long. In honor of warmer weather prevailing in my area and coming out of the freeze, M get me a ice cold summer brew, preferably a Shiner Ruby Redbird or a Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy.