Jacklpe wrote: To all of our arms and ordnance special inventory customers:
As I have been reading the threads lately, I have noticed a trend. Apparently, the weapon of choice for many of you is the pitchfork. As I don't believe in not profiting from a stupid trend not having what my customers demand, I proudly introduce to you our new line of CUSTOM ASSAULT PITCHFORKS!
Hurry in and get one today! Supplies are limited. Demonstrations will be available by appointment.
Rut ro... Diane Feinstein is already trying to ban them. You see, when you have four prongs instead of three, it makes it look scary, that and the tac rail, grip and flashlight. We need a national pitchfork registry. Because, after all the criminals turn in their guns, they're all going to buy assault pitchforks, i guarantee it with my MSNBC data. There are already some pitchfork control advocates rioting outside of the Jolly Roger...
Ok a completely unrelated subject, have you ever though about using that tank again grey, I think I know a place that needs it.