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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 8 months ago #159687

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Yea we've got a couple of inches of snow where I am in Virginia. One time we got stuck in bad traffic jam in NC, and we just got out of the car and threw a football for three hours. No truckers with free food though :( I remember when I was unwise enough to fire at the jolly roger... You can find that somewhere in here... Not a good idea
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I'm English and know nothing about where the hell you are Jacklpe, but have just seen this on my twitter feed.... is this the jam you're in.
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In honor of Jacko's escape from the Great Southeast Ice Storm of 2014, I am serving a round of Frozen Leprechaun's, on the house. Please exercise caution, I haven't made this drink before, and I have a tendency to over-pour when I have a bottle of Bailey's in hand.

For you young 'uns, here is my own non-alcoholic concoction to celebrate the occasion, the Tanya Harding. Frozen cranberry smoothie, with a sharpened toothpick.

Bossman, glad you are rolling, and glad you kept 'em between the ditches.

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Lesson Learnt?? wrote: I'm English and know nothing about where the hell you are Jacklpe, but have just seen this on my twitter feed.... is this the jam you're in.



I was in Hoover, Alabama, just south of Birmingham Alabama. Some of those poor folks were in their cars about 20 hours. Thousands of others abandoned theirs and walked or were transported out. This is my home away from home, so I'm fine. I got out of there finally this morning and I'm in Memphis, Tennessee now. No snow or ice here.


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Yeah man!!! Glad you missed it this time. Did your favorite flatbedder ever get up and moving?


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Yep, back tracked to Dallas and shut down... Steamed :angry:
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Dr Dave wrote: Yep, back tracked to Dallas and shut down... Steamed :angry:


He shoulda taken 35. :lol:

+1 or 2 told ya so points for the old man!


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I know, I told him 2 days before it hit go up 35 to 75,44,70,76,80 & up... But did he listen... Nope..
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[M]VonKopp wrote: Sir Jacklpe, we had some fun, at the Jolly Rodgers expense.




Ghost will pay for any damages. He has the expense card.

DANGIT!!!! I just patched that roof!!!! Man.... Back to work again I guess, yall r paying me overtime right???















Wait, in that pic. The line of brown dots, r those tanks!!!!O.o

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My choices were limited. I could either run hot Mon night, even though I was completely crapped out, or risk what I thought would be "some" snow. I opted for rest and "some" snow. Unfortunately it was "some" ice in a completely unprepared area. Oh well... You already knew that. I'm just glad to be at this 78 Mem pilot tonight. Never thought I'd say that...


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Jacklpe wrote: My choices were limited. I could either run hot Mon night, even though I was completely crapped out, or risk what I thought would be "some" snow. I opted for rest and "some" snow. Unfortunately it was "some" ice in a completely unprepared area. Oh well... You already knew that. I'm just glad to be at this 78 Mem pilot tonight. Never thought I'd say that...


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WarnerVoss wrote:

[M]VonKopp wrote: Sir Jacklpe, we had some fun, at the Jolly Rodgers expense.




Ghost will pay for any damages. He has the expense card.

DANGIT!!!! I just patched that roof!!!! Man.... Back to work again I guess, yall r paying me overtime right???




No man... Go outside and look. The roof is fine. You'd have to read back through a lot of posts to understand the construction of the Jolly Roger. I usually just explain that Chuck Norris comes here when he is afraid. When building, we planned ahead!


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Jacklpe wrote: My choices were limited. I could either run hot Mon night, even though I was completely crapped out, or risk what I thought would be "some" snow. I opted for rest and "some" snow. Unfortunately it was "some" ice in a completely unprepared area. Oh well... You already knew that. I'm just glad to be at this 78 Mem pilot tonight. Never thought I'd say that...


Be careful the girls will beat your doors off the truck.


Not at night anymore. Armed guards at night.... The daytime is when it gets scary now. Carloads of gangbangers with girls pretending to be lizards, when in reality they are only here to rob you.


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Jacklpe wrote:

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[M]VonKopp wrote: Sir Jacklpe, we had some fun, at the Jolly Rodgers expense.




Ghost will pay for any damages. He has the expense card.

DANGIT!!!! I just patched that roof!!!! Man.... Back to work again I guess, yall r paying me overtime right???




No man... Go outside and look. The roof is fine. You'd have to read back through a lot of posts to understand the construction of the Jolly Roger. I usually just explain that Chuck Norris comes here when he is afraid. When building, we planned ahead!

lmbo. Yep, I come here during tornadoes lol, even jacklps chair is as strong as steel. Try to hit it with the tank, it will flip the tank over lol. Now if they would only make the pool sticks more durable so I would stop breaking them lol.
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The new avatar.... I like nurses .... :)
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tKestrel wrote:

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[M]VonKopp wrote: Sir Jacklpe, we had some fun, at the Jolly Rodgers expense.




Ghost will pay for any damages. He has the expense card.

DANGIT!!!! I just patched that roof!!!! Man.... Back to work again I guess, yall r paying me overtime right???




No man... Go outside and look. The roof is fine. You'd have to read back through a lot of posts to understand the construction of the Jolly Roger. I usually just explain that Chuck Norris comes here when he is afraid. When building, we planned ahead!

lmbo. Yep, I come here during tornadoes lol, even jacklps chair is as strong as steel. Try to hit it with the tank, it will flip the tank over lol. Now if they would only make the pool sticks more durable so I would stop breaking them lol.


Ummmm can we just add it to Raptors tab? :huh: cat ran up the charge card for milk and catnip! :unsure:
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The new avatar.... I like nurses .... :)


Goodnight I know what I'm dreaming about tonight, do you? < evil grin >
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GreyGhost wrote:

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Jacklpe wrote:

WarnerVoss wrote:

[M]VonKopp wrote: Sir Jacklpe, we had some fun, at the Jolly Rodgers expense.




Ghost will pay for any damages. He has the expense card.

DANGIT!!!! I just patched that roof!!!! Man.... Back to work again I guess, yall r paying me overtime right???




No man... Go outside and look. The roof is fine. You'd have to read back through a lot of posts to understand the construction of the Jolly Roger. I usually just explain that Chuck Norris comes here when he is afraid. When building, we planned ahead!

lmbo. Yep, I come here during tornadoes lol, even jacklps chair is as strong as steel. Try to hit it with the tank, it will flip the tank over lol. Now if they would only make the pool sticks more durable so I would stop breaking them lol.


Ummmm can we just add it to Raptors tab? :huh: cat ran up the charge card for milk and catnip! :unsure:

hey look closely at the second shell cam! Is that a SE5a?
And concerning Docs new profile pic, r those scooby doo slippers? Hahaha
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To all of our arms and ordnance special inventory customers:

As I have been reading the threads lately, I have noticed a trend. Apparently, the weapon of choice for many of you is the pitchfork. As I don't believe in not profiting from a stupid trend not having what my customers demand, I proudly introduce to you our new line of CUSTOM ASSAULT PITCHFORKS!



Hurry in and get one today! Supplies are limited. Demonstrations will be available by appointment.


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I'll be the one with the apple on my head. Don't miss and poke my eye out. ;)

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Jacklpe wrote: To all of our arms and ordnance special inventory customers:

As I have been reading the threads lately, I have noticed a trend. Apparently, the weapon of choice for many of you is the pitchfork. As I don't believe in not profiting from a stupid trend not having what my customers demand, I proudly introduce to you our new line of CUSTOM ASSAULT PITCHFORKS!



Hurry in and get one today! Supplies are limited. Demonstrations will be available by appointment.

Rut ro... Diane Feinstein is already trying to ban them. You see, when you have four prongs instead of three, it makes it look scary, that and the tac rail, grip and flashlight. We need a national pitchfork registry. Because, after all the criminals turn in their guns, they're all going to buy assault pitchforks, i guarantee it with my MSNBC data. There are already some pitchfork control advocates rioting outside of the Jolly Roger...

Ok a completely unrelated subject, have you ever though about using that tank again grey, I think I know a place that needs it.
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Ok guys, im getting tired again.... Manfred can u hook me up with whatever it wa u gave me before. I need to wake up fast, im dozing and class is in 30 mins!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! Im desperate, heres 5K for the good ol J.R and all er staff, thx for being a great part to the community
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Somebody is clearly ready for the Zombie Apocalypse. TWD resumes February 9th!!

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Jacklpe wrote: To all of our arms and ordnance special inventory customers:

As I have been reading the threads lately, I have noticed a trend. Apparently, the weapon of choice for many of you is the pitchfork. As I don't believe in not profiting from a stupid trend not having what my customers demand, I proudly introduce to you our new line of CUSTOM ASSAULT PITCHFORKS!



Hurry in and get one today! Supplies are limited. Demonstrations will be available by appointment.

Rut ro... Diane Feinstein is already trying to ban them. You see, when you have four prongs instead of three, it makes it look scary, that and the tac rail, grip and flashlight. We need a national pitchfork registry. Because, after all the criminals turn in their guns, they're all going to buy assault pitchforks, i guarantee it with my MSNBC data. There are already some pitchfork control advocates rioting outside of the Jolly Roger...

Ok a completely unrelated subject, have you ever though about using that tank again grey, I think I know a place that needs it.





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tKestrel wrote: Ok guys, im getting tired again.... Manfred can u hook me up with whatever it wa u gave me before. I need to wake up fast, im dozing and class is in 30 mins!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! Im desperate, heres 5K for the good ol J.R and all er staff, thx for being a great part to the community

Half a dozen yakult bottles. My family loves these things. Can you eat/drink in class?
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lol yea, as long as its in a bottle with a lid. I bout dozed off in psy 150 lol. and of all things we where talking about, SLEEPING DISORDERS!!!! lmfbo!!!
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